HALL OF CHAMPIONS
SPOOKYMILK SURVIVOR
I: Rachel “The Double-Dealer” Flynn
II: Ryan “The Snake” Fossum
III: Patrick “The Gentleman” Kozicky
IV: Brienne “The Submitter” Maner
V: Rusty “The Porn Star” Greene
VI: Brooks “The Unlikely Hero” Maki
VII: William “The Soulful” Schuth
VIII: Brooks “The Survivor” Maki
IX: Zack “The Ice Cream Man” Sauvageau
X: Pete “The Vacuum Cleaner” Bruzek
Turbo: Brooks “The 1956-1979 Montreal Canadiens” Maki
XI: Matt “The Cold-Hearted Motherf*&^er” Novak
All-Stars (XII): Andy “The Quiet Man” Rustleund
XIII: Sarah “Clarence’s Hope” Bizek
XIV: Dan “The Professional” Kautz
XV: Christina “Assault And” Pepper
XVI: Matt “The First-Time Player” Novak
XVII: Stacy “Saintly Patience” Snell
XVIII: Brian “Checkmate” David
XIX: Annette “Eammon for the Top” Barron
XX: Daniel “Neville “Smash “Hardware” Hardwood” Longbottom” Caouette
XXI: Pete “The Comeback Kid” Bruzek
XXII: Dan “The Even More Professional” Kautz
XXIII: Melissa “Don’t You (Forget About Me)” David
XXIV: Stacy “Fucking” Snell
GODS AND MORTALS
I: Dragging Rivet’s Name Through the Mud One Last Time: Matt Novak (Ultragrandpa) and Michael Rivet (Friph Flipher-Fiph)
II: Bahambo Number 5: Pete “Triple Crown” Bruzek and Michelle “Single Tiara…So Far” Pratt
BIG BROTHER
I: Brooks “Oh, for the Love of God” Maki
II: Michael “#DDB” Rivet
III: Pete “Fortune’s Fool” Bruzek
IV: Erin “All Seven and We’ll Watch Them Fall” Leslie
V: Jake “Littlefinger” Elliott
FALL, CAESAR
2014: Brooks “The Creator” Maki
2015: Matt “The Artist” Novak
2016: Matt “Waited Them Out” Novak
2017: Annette “I Would’ve Voted for You” Barron
THE ROYAL RUMBLE
2013: #21 Greg “The Gallant Glutton of Greatness” Johnson
2014: #29 Jonathon “Big Papa” Pope
2015: #8 Christina “Am I in This?” Pepper
2016: #22 Annette “No Backs Stabbed” Barron
2017: #30 Bernice “The Vulture” Nicaise
2018: #17 Carrie “Solid Gold” Bard
2019: #16 Jake “The Jabroni” Elliott
PLAY WITH THE PROSE
(Writing, non-elimination)
I: Sarah “Centipede Face” Johnson
II: Sarah “The Johnson Eliminator” Wreisner
III: Colin “Lonely Old Moon” Woolston
IV: Melissa “Not Sidebar Material” Diamond
V: Sama “No Family Reunions” Smith
VI: Sarah “Tumor Face” Wreisner
VII: John “Cult Following” Wreisner
VIII: Joshua “Peed the Bed” Longman
VIII: Annette “Oh, Right, That’s Who Won” Barron
WEREWOLF (most recent)
Werewolf Stats Spreadsheet
PUZZLE CHALLENGE
I (Pure): Matthew “The Obsessor” Gilman
I (Power): Kelly “The Novak-Destroyer” Wells
DIPLOMACY
I: Matt “Exploiter of Worlds” Novak (France)
Casa de Leche 
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May 6, 2010 at 3:47 pm
Andrew
Ooooh, I could so pick our name right now. But I’m going to move for a team discussion in the interest of fairness.
May 6, 2010 at 7:45 pm
eahnpurato
Team discussion? Fairness? Screw that, I was picked first and I say that we’re TEAM VELOCIRAPTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Or whatever, a team discussion to democratically elect a team name is fine with me. Although I do plan on nominating Team Velociraptor.
May 6, 2010 at 4:08 pm
daneekasghost
Can I name Andrew’s team?
May 6, 2010 at 4:10 pm
spookymilk
That would’ve been a potentially funny way to do it, but I probably shouldn’t change the rules now.
May 6, 2010 at 4:21 pm
Andrew
It might turn out a little something like this:
May 7, 2010 at 3:36 am
Rhubarb_Runner
How could Team Three have any other name than “The Winning Group”?
May 7, 2010 at 4:27 am
Andrew
Ooooooh, I think Rhu_Ru is onto something.
May 7, 2010 at 6:09 am
spookymilk
Is this an official group-naming, Runner? (And for that matter, Mak?)
May 7, 2010 at 6:44 am
Rhubarb_Runner
I’m just throwing out a suggestion – it’ll have to be up to the group.
May 7, 2010 at 5:07 pm
greekhouse
How about GRANNEZ.
May 7, 2010 at 5:19 am
daneekasghost
Does that make Team 1 ‘Significant Cleavage’?
May 7, 2010 at 5:32 pm
spookymilk
I don’t know what that means, but I’m on board, Mak.
May 7, 2010 at 6:19 pm
daneekasghost
See here for the salient quote:
“There is going to be a winner group and loser group, and you want to be in the winner group.” Prof. Sala said. “There is a very strong tendency to have one line of significant cleavage.”
May 7, 2010 at 6:23 pm
spookymilk
Ah, yes. I’d forgotten that second part of the bit.
May 9, 2010 at 3:48 pm
Rhubarb_Runner
Yep, I think we want to be The Winner Group. I think St. Francis de Sales would approve.
http://catholicfire.blogspot.com/2009/01/st-francis-de-sales-patron-saint-of.html
To paraphrase Tennyson:
“Our writing is as the writing of ten,
Because our hearts are pure.”
June 2, 2010 at 7:54 pm
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