HALL OF CHAMPIONS
SPOOKYMILK SURVIVOR
I: Rachel “The Double-Dealer” Flynn
II: Ryan “The Snake” Fossum
III: Patrick “The Gentleman” Kozicky
IV: Brienne “The Submitter” Maner
V: Rusty “The Porn Star” Greene
VI: Brooks “The Unlikely Hero” Maki
VII: William “The Soulful” Schuth
VIII: Brooks “The Survivor” Maki
IX: Zack “The Ice Cream Man” Sauvageau
X: Pete “The Vacuum Cleaner” Bruzek
Turbo: Brooks “The 1956-1979 Montreal Canadiens” Maki
XI: Matt “The Cold-Hearted Motherf*&^er” Novak
All-Stars (XII): Andy “The Quiet Man” Rustleund
XIII: Sarah “Clarence’s Hope” Bizek
XIV: Dan “The Professional” Kautz
XV: Christina “Assault And” Pepper
XVI: Matt “The First-Time Player” Novak
XVII: Stacy “Saintly Patience” Snell
XVIII: Brian “Checkmate” David
XIX: Annette “Eammon for the Top” Barron
XX: Daniel “Neville “Smash “Hardware” Hardwood” Longbottom” Caouette
XXI: Pete “The Comeback Kid” Bruzek
XXII: Dan “The Even More Professional” Kautz
XXIII: Melissa “Don’t You (Forget About Me)” David
XXIV: Stacy “Fucking” Snell
GODS AND MORTALS
I: Dragging Rivet’s Name Through the Mud One Last Time: Matt Novak (Ultragrandpa) and Michael Rivet (Friph Flipher-Fiph)
II: Bahambo Number 5: Pete “Triple Crown” Bruzek and Michelle “Single Tiara…So Far” Pratt
BIG BROTHER
I: Brooks “Oh, for the Love of God” Maki
II: Michael “#DDB” Rivet
III: Pete “Fortune’s Fool” Bruzek
IV: Erin “All Seven and We’ll Watch Them Fall” Leslie
V: Jake “Littlefinger” Elliott
FALL, CAESAR
2014: Brooks “The Creator” Maki
2015: Matt “The Artist” Novak
2016: Matt “Waited Them Out” Novak
2017: Annette “I Would’ve Voted for You” Barron
THE ROYAL RUMBLE
2013: #21 Greg “The Gallant Glutton of Greatness” Johnson
2014: #29 Jonathon “Big Papa” Pope
2015: #8 Christina “Am I in This?” Pepper
2016: #22 Annette “No Backs Stabbed” Barron
2017: #30 Bernice “The Vulture” Nicaise
2018: #17 Carrie “Solid Gold” Bard
2019: #16 Jake “The Jabroni” Elliott
PLAY WITH THE PROSE
(Writing, non-elimination)
I: Sarah “Centipede Face” Johnson
II: Sarah “The Johnson Eliminator” Wreisner
III: Colin “Lonely Old Moon” Woolston
IV: Melissa “Not Sidebar Material” Diamond
V: Sama “No Family Reunions” Smith
VI: Sarah “Tumor Face” Wreisner
VII: John “Cult Following” Wreisner
VIII: Joshua “Peed the Bed” Longman
VIII: Annette “Oh, Right, That’s Who Won” Barron
WEREWOLF (most recent)
Werewolf Stats Spreadsheet
PUZZLE CHALLENGE
I (Pure): Matthew “The Obsessor” Gilman
I (Power): Kelly “The Novak-Destroyer” Wells
DIPLOMACY
I: Matt “Exploiter of Worlds” Novak (France)
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January 13, 2011 at 11:19 am
freealonzo
Hey Team 2 how about something pretentious? I was thinking “Spawn of Steinbeck,” but I’m just throwing that out there. Or if we want to go full on pretentious we could just go by the name “Jonathan Franzen.”
Thoughts?
January 13, 2011 at 1:46 pm
mbnovak
In response to Judge Beau’s warning against scatological humor (https://spookymilk.wordpress.com/about/) I would suggest “Bridget Jones’s Diarrhea”. (Of course this suggestion is perfectly awful and made in jest.)
I’ve got no objection to SOS, but no objection to anything else either.
January 13, 2011 at 1:53 pm
dekautz
I would propose “Beau Is a Golden God.”
Actually, I like Spawn of Steinbeck just fine.
January 13, 2011 at 1:54 pm
spookymilk
I’ll put it up there, and if anyone has a major problem with Steinbeck for some reason, I’ll change it/ridicule them.
January 13, 2011 at 12:30 pm
spookymilk
Team One has sent the team name “Likes Bacon” via email, adding “unless someone thinks of something better.”
January 13, 2011 at 12:57 pm
spookymilk
Someone from Team Three has done the same with the same “If nobody has anything better” caveat, naming the team “Dark Stormy Nights.”
The person also said “it does seem equally as shitty a team name as a book opening.”
January 13, 2011 at 1:10 pm
adobery
Dark Stormy Knights?
January 13, 2011 at 1:24 pm
nibbish
I like that. I’m thinking we should go with that.
January 15, 2011 at 6:53 pm
punmanbowler
Nick Punto’s Fur–*BANG* (gets shot)
January 16, 2011 at 6:08 pm
Beau
How about “Nick Punto’s Furbang?”
January 17, 2011 at 7:00 pm
seeann
Nick Punto yiffing isn’t something I need to think about.
January 18, 2011 at 8:26 am
freealonzo
I have to admit Dark Stormy Knights is pretty damn cool.