HALL OF CHAMPIONS
SPOOKYMILK SURVIVOR
I: Rachel “The Double-Dealer” Flynn
II: Ryan “The Snake” Fossum
III: Patrick “The Gentleman” Kozicky
IV: Brienne “The Submitter” Maner
V: Rusty “The Porn Star” Greene
VI: Brooks “The Unlikely Hero” Maki
VII: William “The Soulful” Schuth
VIII: Brooks “The Survivor” Maki
IX: Zack “The Ice Cream Man” Sauvageau
X: Pete “The Vacuum Cleaner” Bruzek
Turbo: Brooks “The 1956-1979 Montreal Canadiens” Maki
XI: Matt “The Cold-Hearted Motherf*&^er” Novak
All-Stars (XII): Andy “The Quiet Man” Rustleund
XIII: Sarah “Clarence’s Hope” Bizek
XIV: Dan “The Professional” Kautz
XV: Christina “Assault And” Pepper
XVI: Matt “The First-Time Player” Novak
XVII: Stacy “Saintly Patience” Snell
XVIII: Brian “Checkmate” David
XIX: Annette “Eammon for the Top” Barron
XX: Daniel “Neville “Smash “Hardware” Hardwood” Longbottom” Caouette
XXI: Pete “The Comeback Kid” Bruzek
XXII: Dan “The Even More Professional” Kautz
XXIII: Melissa “Don’t You (Forget About Me)” David
XXIV: Stacy “Fucking” Snell
GODS AND MORTALS
I: Dragging Rivet’s Name Through the Mud One Last Time: Matt Novak (Ultragrandpa) and Michael Rivet (Friph Flipher-Fiph)
II: Bahambo Number 5: Pete “Triple Crown” Bruzek and Michelle “Single Tiara…So Far” Pratt
BIG BROTHER
I: Brooks “Oh, for the Love of God” Maki
II: Michael “#DDB” Rivet
III: Pete “Fortune’s Fool” Bruzek
IV: Erin “All Seven and We’ll Watch Them Fall” Leslie
V: Jake “Littlefinger” Elliott
FALL, CAESAR
2014: Brooks “The Creator” Maki
2015: Matt “The Artist” Novak
2016: Matt “Waited Them Out” Novak
2017: Annette “I Would’ve Voted for You” Barron
THE ROYAL RUMBLE
2013: #21 Greg “The Gallant Glutton of Greatness” Johnson
2014: #29 Jonathon “Big Papa” Pope
2015: #8 Christina “Am I in This?” Pepper
2016: #22 Annette “No Backs Stabbed” Barron
2017: #30 Bernice “The Vulture” Nicaise
2018: #17 Carrie “Solid Gold” Bard
2019: #16 Jake “The Jabroni” Elliott
PLAY WITH THE PROSE
(Writing, non-elimination)
I: Sarah “Centipede Face” Johnson
II: Sarah “The Johnson Eliminator” Wreisner
III: Colin “Lonely Old Moon” Woolston
IV: Melissa “Not Sidebar Material” Diamond
V: Sama “No Family Reunions” Smith
VI: Sarah “Tumor Face” Wreisner
VII: John “Cult Following” Wreisner
VIII: Joshua “Peed the Bed” Longman
VIII: Annette “Oh, Right, That’s Who Won” Barron
WEREWOLF (most recent)
Werewolf Stats Spreadsheet
PUZZLE CHALLENGE
I (Pure): Matthew “The Obsessor” Gilman
I (Power): Kelly “The Novak-Destroyer” Wells
DIPLOMACY
I: Matt “Exploiter of Worlds” Novak (France)
Casa de Leche 
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October 6, 2011 at 7:05 pm
spookymilk
This happened out of the blue, but I have to pick up the Milkmaid from work. I should be home around 8 or 8:15, game time (stupid west coast…). If we need to wait to start, that could be no problem. If you have the people and you’re still waiting on me I suppose I can drop, but damn, I want to do this.
October 6, 2011 at 7:11 pm
spookymilk
Oops…subscribing to comments
October 6, 2011 at 7:15 pm
bhiggum
I bet greekhouse will probably be late too, depending on how long it takes to perform first aid on his nipples.
October 6, 2011 at 7:16 pm
bhiggum
I am so glad you subscribed to the comments before I posted that, spooky.
October 6, 2011 at 7:17 pm
spookymilk
Yeah, me too. Sigh…
October 6, 2011 at 7:24 pm
stickandballguy
I am around.
October 6, 2011 at 7:30 pm
meat2
I’m here, too.
October 6, 2011 at 7:31 pm
greekhouse
So we have 4 if we wait for Spooky? That’s not great. Let’s hold off and see if we can find a few more and try back at about 8-8:15. That’ll give me time to shower and tend to my nipples.
October 6, 2011 at 7:32 pm
daneekasghost
I’m here!
October 6, 2011 at 7:37 pm
spookymilk
Okay, boring story short, I’m here and ready to go whenever.
October 6, 2011 at 7:38 pm
daneekasghost
not boring enough!
October 6, 2011 at 7:40 pm
meat2
that exchange couldn’t have worked out better.
ps I discovered today that a man should never say “boo” to anything according to Esquire Magazine. I say boo on them.
October 6, 2011 at 7:39 pm
meat2
boo on short, boring stories. I demand entertainment.
October 6, 2011 at 7:40 pm
daneekasghost
I change my position to agree with meat.
October 6, 2011 at 7:41 pm
meat2
I’ll never vote against you again.
October 6, 2011 at 7:43 pm
daneekasghost
I wish I could say the same.
vote: daneekasghost
October 6, 2011 at 7:40 pm
spookymilk
A meteor hit Macy’s Distribution Center in Goodyear, Arizona, and there were no survivors. Hence, I’m free to play Werewolf!
October 6, 2011 at 7:41 pm
meat2
Not short enough.
October 6, 2011 at 7:42 pm
spookymilk
I’m here (meteor).
October 6, 2011 at 7:52 pm
meat2
boring
October 6, 2011 at 7:55 pm
spookymilk
You’re a tough audience, meat.
October 6, 2011 at 7:56 pm
meat2
I can do this all night.
October 6, 2011 at 7:59 pm
spookymilk
Alright, but I can really only boil this story down to an ellipsis, so we’ll have to pace ourselves.
You know…assuming enough people show up to play. UGH, I WANT TURBO WEREWOLF
October 6, 2011 at 8:17 pm
cheaptoy1
Trouble maker.
October 6, 2011 at 7:58 pm
stickandballguy
My wife’s cousin had a heart attack today. He was totally unresponsive and slumped over his desk when he was found. He had turned blue. His co-worker gave him CPR and revived him. He’s still alive and apparently confused, but so far surviving.
October 6, 2011 at 8:01 pm
spookymilk
Well done, co-worker.
My friend Dave, a bartender where I served, saved a man who was choking on a chicken wing with the Heimlich, and the man was essentially purple.
The family tried to offer Dave money, but Dave, who had collapsed to the floor in relief after the fearsome scene, said a single beer would be just fine. He was allowed to knock off early.
October 6, 2011 at 8:02 pm
greekhouse
Wow.
October 6, 2011 at 8:03 pm
meat2
no joke, wow.
October 6, 2011 at 8:03 pm
greekhouse
Let’s see…we’ve got
Spooky
SBG
bhiggum
meat
DG
I think that’s still it. Five’s not really enough to do this, unless you want to do 4 villa, 1 wolf, no seer. We could do that, but it probably wouldn’t be too exciting.
October 6, 2011 at 8:05 pm
spookymilk
Ugh. I thought the turbo game would be as easy to fill as IV. I’m not sure where else online to bug people.
October 6, 2011 at 8:07 pm
greekhouse
Yeah, me too. I feel like there was something bad about tonight for a lot of people.
October 6, 2011 at 8:08 pm
meat2
Yanks Tigers is a huge draw…
October 6, 2011 at 8:10 pm
meat2
And del makes us all look like fools.
October 6, 2011 at 8:08 pm
strategery
Lurking.
I’m down to play, just not this particular night.
Sorry.
vote adult responsibilities
October 6, 2011 at 8:09 pm
spookymilk
strategery, you’re voting for something to be eliminated, you realize.
October 6, 2011 at 8:10 pm
strategery
But for adult responsibilities, I could play.
It made sense in my head.
October 6, 2011 at 8:14 pm
cheaptoy1
vote adult responsibilities
I’m in on the lynching responsibilities.
October 6, 2011 at 8:14 pm
greekhouse
In a new post please!!!
October 6, 2011 at 8:11 pm
stickandballguy
I think we should play a turbo game before the start of 4 if this doesn’t work out. I would play a small game just for the heck of it.
October 6, 2011 at 8:16 pm
spookymilk
I’m cool with a small game anytime here. If more folks show up in the meantime, there’s no harm in playing another.
October 6, 2011 at 8:13 pm
cheaptoy1
I’m debating it. I’ve got a Modern Family DVD in the house, so I’m pretty into that, but I can probably tear myself away to bring the Turbo numbers up.
October 6, 2011 at 8:18 pm
greekhouse
If you played, that would make 6. If we got to 7, we could maybe play a game. It would only last 3 days though, so the villa would have to get 2/3 wolves or we would only play with 1 wolf.
October 6, 2011 at 8:21 pm
cheaptoy1
Alright, I’ll give it a shot.
October 6, 2011 at 8:14 pm
stickandballguy
I’m here all night. I can take breaks if necessary to keep the game going/make it easier for folks to play.
October 6, 2011 at 8:17 pm
meat2
me, too.
October 6, 2011 at 8:20 pm
greekhouse
I’m not. I have to get up early because I have a class to teach at 8 AM. If we can get it started though, somebody else can take over as mod.
October 6, 2011 at 8:22 pm
bhiggum
I’m just waiting for my kids to wear out and go to bed, so I’ll be around but distracted for most of the night.
October 6, 2011 at 8:24 pm
daneekasghost
Christ, I just lost a battle with a rice maker. All the buttons are in japanese.
sigh.
October 6, 2011 at 8:37 pm
daneekasghost
Victory!
…and they said it couldn’t be done.
October 6, 2011 at 8:39 pm
daneekasghost
The key was that I started drinking.
October 6, 2011 at 8:39 pm
nibbish
That’s usually the key to anything requiring fine motor skills.
October 6, 2011 at 8:42 pm
meat2
beer: the cause of, and solution to, all of man’s problems.
October 6, 2011 at 8:43 pm
nibbish
God created paradise, and he saw that it was boring as shit, and lo, he created fermentation, and it was good.
October 6, 2011 at 8:28 pm
nibbish
I’m here.
October 6, 2011 at 8:29 pm
stickandballguy
That’s seven by my count.
October 6, 2011 at 8:29 pm
spookymilk
Whoa, is that seven? Bitching! Would we use one wolf, in that instance?
October 6, 2011 at 8:30 pm
greekhouse
I dunno. We can go 2 wolves, 1 seer or 1 wolf, no seer.
October 6, 2011 at 8:30 pm
stickandballguy
I think one wolf.
October 6, 2011 at 8:32 pm
greekhouse
Any other votes?
October 6, 2011 at 8:34 pm
spookymilk
I’m happy with either. More special roles seems like more fun, but I trust both processes.
October 6, 2011 at 8:35 pm
stickandballguy
One wolf could extend the game a little, I think. Course, it could end right away, too.
October 6, 2011 at 8:36 pm
spookymilk
Yeah, that’s my worry. Still, not like we can’t play another in that case.
October 6, 2011 at 8:36 pm
greekhouse
I think 2 wolves and 1 seer involves too much luck. I think I’m going to go with 1 wolf, but that makes it tough too, since you can never see the wolves working together. So IDK, I’m guessing 1 wolf is probably better. 7 players is really awkward.
October 6, 2011 at 8:35 pm
nibbish
Even though I’d love to be something other than a vanillager, one wolf, hold the specials probably works best with seven.
October 6, 2011 at 8:32 pm
nibbish
Right on, let’s get a head count and then kick it.
October 6, 2011 at 8:33 pm
stickandballguy
But in a new post, please. This one is crowded.
October 6, 2011 at 8:34 pm
meat2
okay, where do we go?
October 6, 2011 at 8:36 pm
greekhouse
We haven’t started yet, do we really need a new post?
October 6, 2011 at 8:37 pm
stickandballguy
Up to you.
October 6, 2011 at 8:37 pm
greekhouse
OK, here’s how this is gonna work. I’m going to randomly select the wolf. I’ll then send him an email. If you don’t receive an email, you’re a villager. Got it?
October 6, 2011 at 8:38 pm
spookymilk
Sounds good, though I’d say the wolf should definitely respond to you with a confirmation email, lest we turn out to be seven idiots who all think they’re villagers.
October 6, 2011 at 8:39 pm
greekhouse
I’ve thought about doing the opposite. Make one person a villager and everyone else wolves, just to fuck with that one person.
Also, that one person is you.
October 6, 2011 at 8:39 pm
daneekasghost
This made me laugh out loud. Now I kind of want this to happen.
October 6, 2011 at 8:41 pm
spookymilk
Yeah, that would be a different kind of awesome.
October 6, 2011 at 8:39 pm
bhiggum
Crystal clear.
October 6, 2011 at 8:39 pm
stickandballguy
Tell the wolf to reply and then we can start.
October 6, 2011 at 8:39 pm
meat2
I get what you’re saying.
October 6, 2011 at 8:42 pm
greekhouse
If you did not receive an email, you are a villager!!!1!
Some shit happens. Blah, blah, blah. Somebody is a wolf.
***IT IS DAY***
Game on.
October 6, 2011 at 8:43 pm
greekhouse
Night will commence at 10:02 or whenever a majority is reached.
October 6, 2011 at 8:44 pm
stickandballguy
10:02 or 9:02?
October 6, 2011 at 8:44 pm
greekhouse
Oops, 9:02.
October 6, 2011 at 8:43 pm
spookymilk
I can’t follow this confusing fucking story. Who do you think you are, David Lynch?
October 6, 2011 at 8:45 pm
greekhouse
Werewolf 3.5: Mulholland Drive 2.
October 6, 2011 at 8:44 pm
meat2
Vote Spoons
October 6, 2011 at 8:44 pm
meat2
because I wasn’t entertained.
October 6, 2011 at 8:45 pm
spookymilk
It’s not like it’s my profession, you…oh, snap…
October 6, 2011 at 8:45 pm
stickandballguy
vote meat
Stirring up shit again.
October 6, 2011 at 8:45 pm
meat2
Wow. really? I can tell you that I didn’t get an e-mail. You lynch me and you kill an innocent.
October 6, 2011 at 8:45 pm
bhiggum
So, Vote- Beau
Was I fast enough?
October 6, 2011 at 8:45 pm
nibbish
He’s already been lynched… sorry.
October 6, 2011 at 8:46 pm
bhiggum
So, we’ve got a wolf and a seer, or just six juicy villagers and one hairy bastard?
October 6, 2011 at 8:47 pm
stickandballguy
6 and 1
you think villagers are juicy?
unvote meat vote bhiggum
October 6, 2011 at 8:48 pm
stickandballguy
oops. forgot. I’ll add it below.
October 6, 2011 at 8:46 pm
stickandballguy
Players:
bhiggum
ct
dg
meat
nibbish
sbg
spoons
October 6, 2011 at 8:47 pm
spookymilk
Thanks, I was about to ask for this. I’d hate the wolf to win because we forget he’s playing.
October 6, 2011 at 8:48 pm
greekhouse
Thanks. My modding has been quite lazy for this.
October 6, 2011 at 8:46 pm
spookymilk
Vote bhiggum
Because the law of averages state that someday, the dude will be a wolf.
October 6, 2011 at 8:47 pm
meat2
woah, that happened fast.
October 6, 2011 at 8:47 pm
meat2
unvote spoons
Vote Bhiggs
October 6, 2011 at 8:48 pm
bhiggum
Wow, that took off fast.
October 6, 2011 at 8:47 pm
cheaptoy1
vote nibbish
Because I didn’t get a chance to in the last game when I was too busy voting for bhiggum.
October 6, 2011 at 8:49 pm
nibbish
Oh, you.
October 6, 2011 at 8:47 pm
daneekasghost
vote: cheaptoy
Guy hasn’t been here all game.
October 6, 2011 at 8:47 pm
daneekasghost
shit. Poor timing there.
October 6, 2011 at 8:47 pm
cheaptoy1
I’m here! I had to get another beer.
October 6, 2011 at 8:47 pm
bhiggum
Unvote- Beau
Vote- SBG
October 6, 2011 at 8:48 pm
greekhouse
_elmon strikes again.
October 6, 2011 at 8:49 pm
meat2
Heh, I’d vote for him, but we already sent him to the island of misfit toys.
October 6, 2011 at 8:48 pm
daneekasghost
wait, is higgum one vote away?
October 6, 2011 at 8:51 pm
bhiggum
Yup. SBG, spoons and meat all are piling on already. I think they’re all wolves.
October 6, 2011 at 8:48 pm
stickandballguy
I put this above:
unvote meat vote bhiggum
October 6, 2011 at 8:50 pm
bhiggum
Hey, I’m one of the juicy villagers who is evidently above the law of averages. Don’t kill me please, people.
October 6, 2011 at 8:49 pm
meat2
How many votes for a majority? I’ve had a bit to drink….
October 6, 2011 at 8:49 pm
daneekasghost
four.
October 6, 2011 at 8:50 pm
cheaptoy1
Sounds like if we decide to martyr meat, we should do it via burning so we can all feel better knowing his elevated blood alcohol level helped him burn up faster.
October 6, 2011 at 8:49 pm
daneekasghost
unvote: cheaptoy
Although he suspiciously appear just as I voted for him…
October 6, 2011 at 8:49 pm
bhiggum
Am I lynched yet?
Unvote- SBG
October 6, 2011 at 8:49 pm
cheaptoy1
unvote nibbish
vote DG
For being against the refilling of beers.
October 6, 2011 at 8:50 pm
daneekasghost
Hang on, I have to empty mine, then I’m sure my position will change.
October 6, 2011 at 8:49 pm
greekhouse
I’m also counting on you guys to let me know if somebody reaches a majority. Also, you need to tell me who gets voted off.
<— Lazy Mod
October 6, 2011 at 8:50 pm
nibbish
Do we have to tell you if the voted off person was a villager or a wolf?
October 6, 2011 at 8:51 pm
greekhouse
Voting update:
.
.
.
1. SBG voting bhiggum
2. ???
3. Profit.
October 6, 2011 at 8:53 pm
bhiggum
No profit there for me, but I would like to view your brochure.
October 6, 2011 at 8:51 pm
cheaptoy1
unvote DG
I accept his position.
October 6, 2011 at 8:52 pm
meat2
I’m not sure what to do here.
October 6, 2011 at 8:54 pm
bhiggum
Well, I got two votes at 8:47 and the third from you was at 8:48, so you seem suspicious.
(where’s adobery when I need him, dammit!)
October 6, 2011 at 9:06 pm
adobery
F*****n wolf stole my notebook.
October 6, 2011 at 8:53 pm
greekhouse
9
October 6, 2011 at 8:53 pm
daneekasghost
vote: meat
Indecision or something.
October 6, 2011 at 8:53 pm
nibbish
Shit, I’m lost. What’s the vote total?
October 6, 2011 at 8:54 pm
cheaptoy1
vote bhiggum
I don’t trust anyone who actually wants to read brochures.
October 6, 2011 at 8:55 pm
spookymilk
Oh snap, that’s a majority, yes?
October 6, 2011 at 8:55 pm
meat2
That would be a majority…
October 6, 2011 at 8:56 pm
cheaptoy1
Oh crap. Well, hopefully bhiggum’s the wolf cause I lost track of the vote count.
October 6, 2011 at 8:54 pm
spookymilk
Turbo is tough. I want to read comments with teeth but there aren’t any, so I’d like to make some, but that could be bad for me.
Meanwhile, eight minutes left? Argh
October 6, 2011 at 8:55 pm
nibbish
That seems like four?
October 6, 2011 at 8:55 pm
stickandballguy
I count four for bhiggs
October 6, 2011 at 8:56 pm
nibbish
Okay, so majority is reached and we’ve lynched the Boson. I feel like Spoons could be evil (well… I KNOW he’s evil, but you know what i mean).
October 6, 2011 at 8:57 pm
spookymilk
Har. Well, he’s right.
October 6, 2011 at 8:57 pm
bhiggum
What exactly is the Boson?
October 6, 2011 at 8:58 pm
nibbish
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Higgs_Boson
October 6, 2011 at 8:59 pm
bhiggum
I never have been observed in a particle physics experiment, so I guess it fits.
October 6, 2011 at 8:56 pm
bhiggum
Yup, good luck finding the wolf, you paranoid meat puppets.
October 6, 2011 at 8:57 pm
nibbish
Replace “paranoid” with “drunken, confused” and you’ve got it.
October 6, 2011 at 8:58 pm
cheaptoy1
wooooooooo!
October 6, 2011 at 8:59 pm
spookymilk
I just cracked one open as well. This is going to get interesting.
October 6, 2011 at 8:58 pm
bhiggum
This is going to be really fun to watch from the gibbet.
October 6, 2011 at 8:59 pm
nibbish
I didn’t even have time to enter a vote. I think it’s safe to say we learned exactly dick. Just the ay the wolf wants it.
October 6, 2011 at 8:57 pm
spookymilk
Hey! “Meat Puppets” is the n-bomb for actors. (Granted, on a much, much smaller scale)
October 6, 2011 at 9:03 pm
bhiggum
****dead****
Did not know that about the meat puppets thing, spook. Don’t know where I picked it up, but the phrase has always amused me. If you hadn’t been the first to vote for me, I’d be way more apologetic.
****still dead ****
October 6, 2011 at 9:04 pm
spookymilk
I definitely don’t take real offense. But yeah, that’s how directors sometimes (mostly jokingly, occasionally not) refer to actors derisively.
October 6, 2011 at 8:59 pm
greekhouse
Bhiggs is dead. He was a wolf.
Just kidding, he was a villa.
***IT IS NIGHT***
Wolf, you have 10.
October 6, 2011 at 9:01 pm
greekhouse
Somebody killed Meat. He was delicious
cheaptoy
Daneeka’s Ghost
nibbish
SBG
Spooky
***IT IS DAY***
October 6, 2011 at 9:01 pm
greekhouse
Night at 9:21.
October 6, 2011 at 9:01 pm
nibbish
Vote Spooky
For the obvious reasons.
October 6, 2011 at 9:02 pm
cheaptoy1
So can we think someone who voted for bhiggum was one of the wolves? (that’s the best I got so far.)
October 6, 2011 at 9:04 pm
daneekasghost
cheaptoy
sbg
spooky
meat
I don’t think it’s meat, but cheaptoy sealed the deal, and it seems like spooky would have been an obvious first night kill.
October 6, 2011 at 9:05 pm
cheaptoy1
I am willing to admit that I was truly dumb enough to not realize the count was at three when I voted.
October 6, 2011 at 9:07 pm
nibbish
I wouldn’t say “dumb”. I was totally lost.
October 6, 2011 at 9:07 pm
cheaptoy1
Indeed. Its a lot easier with a voting update every hour or so.
October 6, 2011 at 9:05 pm
spookymilk
It does? Why me?
But if I am, maybe that’s what the wolf’s banking on.
October 6, 2011 at 9:05 pm
nibbish
Meat seems pretty unlikely.
October 6, 2011 at 9:09 pm
daneekasghost
It could be a genius wolf play though!
October 6, 2011 at 9:03 pm
meat2
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
October 6, 2011 at 9:04 pm
greekhouse
If it makes you feel any better, your meat was served at Fogo.
October 6, 2011 at 9:21 pm
meat2
That does, and doesn’t, make me feel better. booo.
October 6, 2011 at 9:03 pm
nibbish
Psh, it turned night and you guys thought you could get a snack or something? Villagers must remain vigilant, or else we’re hosed.
October 6, 2011 at 9:03 pm
spookymilk
Vote nibbish
For the even obviouser reasons. I think he set me up to be questionable after the majority but before the break.
October 6, 2011 at 9:04 pm
nibbish
It was daytime, I didn’t know if I was going to be eaten by wolves.
October 6, 2011 at 9:03 pm
cheaptoy1
So its spooky or SBG for me:
vote SBG
I’d hate to make an accidental majority right away again.
October 6, 2011 at 9:05 pm
nibbish
I was thinking SBG, as well.
I may change my vote now.
October 6, 2011 at 9:07 pm
spookymilk
For me it’s SBG or cheaps. Or you, obviously.
If it’s DG, I’m gonna feel mighty sheepish.
October 6, 2011 at 9:08 pm
cheaptoy1
That sounds a lot like wolfish deflection.
October 6, 2011 at 9:08 pm
daneekasghost
vote: cheaptoy
Not convinced, but that last vote is enough to get a vote from me.
October 6, 2011 at 9:09 pm
cheaptoy1
You guys have already lynched me as the village idiot in WW2. Don’t do it again. I still have beer!
October 6, 2011 at 9:08 pm
nibbish
Vote SBG
I’m feeling that.
October 6, 2011 at 9:09 pm
nibbish
Unvote Spoons, by the by.
October 6, 2011 at 9:09 pm
spookymilk
Unvote nibbish, vote cheaptoy
He sounds like he did in the last game with that last response to me.
October 6, 2011 at 9:10 pm
cheaptoy1
I may be dumb, but I don’t think I’m that dumb.
October 6, 2011 at 9:11 pm
nibbish
I believe ya…..
……but my tommy gun don’t!
October 6, 2011 at 9:10 pm
greekhouse
.
.
.
.
cheaptoy (1 vote against) voting for SBG
Daneeka’s Ghost voting for cheaptoy
nibbish (1 vote against) voting for SBG
SBG (2 votes against)
Spooky voting for nibbish
October 6, 2011 at 9:10 pm
greekhouse
cheaptoy (2 votes against) voting for SBG
Daneeka’s Ghost voting for cheaptoy
nibbish voting for SBG
SBG (2 votes against)
Spooky voting for cheaptoy
October 6, 2011 at 9:11 pm
stickandballguy
vote nibbish
He’s voting for two people right now. Seems wolfy to me.
October 6, 2011 at 9:12 pm
nibbish
I unvoted Spoons… You seem suspicious as anyone can in this cramped space.
October 6, 2011 at 9:12 pm
daneekasghost
not the vote I expected.
October 6, 2011 at 9:12 pm
stickandballguy
Okay, he’s not voting for two people any more.
October 6, 2011 at 9:12 pm
spookymilk
Hmm. Silent Stick today? Let him be the decider, see what happens.
October 6, 2011 at 9:12 pm
spookymilk
Ugh, effing timing
October 6, 2011 at 9:13 pm
nibbish
Nah, he’s worried about me, which at least makes my vote feel a little more deserved.
October 6, 2011 at 9:13 pm
daneekasghost
Let him decide betwixt himself and cheaptoy? Let’s see what he does…
October 6, 2011 at 9:13 pm
spookymilk
Oh, right, it was Stick himself. Beer o’clock, bitches!
October 6, 2011 at 9:14 pm
cheaptoy1
If he votes for me, I say he’s pretty much the wolf.
October 6, 2011 at 9:14 pm
nibbish
He can prove he’s not a wolf, though… that’s really important in games like this.
October 6, 2011 at 9:13 pm
greekhouse
8
October 6, 2011 at 9:15 pm
cheaptoy1
DG, you can help save me. Remember when I voted for you, then unvoted for you? You should do that.
October 6, 2011 at 9:16 pm
nibbish
Ha, that’s really wolfy sounding, friend.
October 6, 2011 at 9:17 pm
spookymilk
Yes, it is. I was going to switch to Stick until I saw that.
October 6, 2011 at 9:18 pm
cheaptoy1
Ok, I should have addressed you then.
Hey, I was the guy who brought up that voting for bhiggum was evidence of potential wolf, and I cast the deciding vote. I wouldn’t be that transparent even with beer in me.
October 6, 2011 at 9:15 pm
stickandballguy
Okay, all the votes are in. I’m not moving.
October 6, 2011 at 9:17 pm
cheaptoy1
A villager would want to give as much info as possible, rather than not voting.
October 6, 2011 at 9:17 pm
stickandballguy
I voted. I’m on nibbish. I’m at risk. I’m not moving.
October 6, 2011 at 9:17 pm
greekhouse
You guys have 4 minutes. I’m not flipping a coin until then.
October 6, 2011 at 9:17 pm
nibbish
Fair enough, let’s table the SBG thing for the time being and vote for Cheaptoy
Vote Cheaptoy
October 6, 2011 at 9:18 pm
spookymilk
Majority.
October 6, 2011 at 9:18 pm
greekhouse
***IT IS NIGHT***
October 6, 2011 at 9:19 pm
greekhouse
AND THE WINNER IS…
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…still to be decided. Cheaptoy was villa.
Wolf, you have 10.
October 6, 2011 at 9:20 pm
cheaptoy1
I am terrible at this game.
October 6, 2011 at 9:22 pm
bhiggum
I should’ve drank more before we started.
October 6, 2011 at 9:23 pm
cheaptoy1
***DEAD***
Maybe we just needed something stronger.
***DEAD***
October 6, 2011 at 9:23 pm
greekhouse
You know what they say: “It is better to be killed by the mob than eaten by a werewolf.”
October 6, 2011 at 9:28 pm
meat2
I’ll say.
October 6, 2011 at 9:22 pm
greekhouse
So far the wolf has proven to be quite unlynchable. UNLYNCHABLE!!! In any case, Spooky is a bit easier to kill, cause he’s dead. It’s do or die time for the villager–also, the wolf
Here’s who is left:
Daneeka’s Ghost
nibbish
SBG
October 6, 2011 at 9:23 pm
spookymilk
BOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo
October 6, 2011 at 9:24 pm
greekhouse
You know what they say: “It is better to be eaten by a werewolf than killed by the mob.”
October 6, 2011 at 9:29 pm
meat2
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo
October 6, 2011 at 9:23 pm
daneekasghost
So, SBG refuses to kill cheaptoy. Is that a point in his favor? or against him?
October 6, 2011 at 9:24 pm
stickandballguy
I had a chance to lynch cheaptoy and I didn’t. I don’t know how else I could signal that I’m a villager.
October 6, 2011 at 9:24 pm
daneekasghost
Haven’t seen anything real wolfy from nibbish… going back to read now.
October 6, 2011 at 9:25 pm
daneekasghost
no vote in day 1. And he cast the final vote on day 2.
October 6, 2011 at 9:25 pm
nibbish
Now yr talking, DG?
October 6, 2011 at 9:26 pm
daneekasghost
well, now we can do some analysis. That’s always been more my strong point.
October 6, 2011 at 9:29 pm
nibbish
So, what’s the story, as seen by you on SBG?
I suspected him yesterday, but his refusal to vote cheaptoy looks clean.
October 6, 2011 at 9:27 pm
daneekasghost
So what do you think?
October 6, 2011 at 9:26 pm
nibbish
Vote DG
I believe SBG’s excuse. Hopefully his coin flip goes the right way for the village.
October 6, 2011 at 9:27 pm
nibbish
Unvote DG
October 6, 2011 at 9:28 pm
greekhouse
Also, ngiht at 9:42, though I doubt it will come to that. The wolf can declare himself winner or loser as soon as a majority is reached.
October 6, 2011 at 9:28 pm
stickandballguy
what are you going to do, DG?
October 6, 2011 at 9:28 pm
daneekasghost
vote: nibbish
SBG’s a villager since he didn’t jump on that.
October 6, 2011 at 9:29 pm
stickandballguy
nibbish?
October 6, 2011 at 9:31 pm
nibbish
If he thinks you’re a villager, he would KNOW I’m one, too.
October 6, 2011 at 9:30 pm
nibbish
vote DG
Gotcha
October 6, 2011 at 9:31 pm
stickandballguy
all on me
October 6, 2011 at 9:32 pm
nibbish
I had my suspicions after last day, but he just confirmed them. You’re clean, he’s not.
October 6, 2011 at 9:33 pm
nibbish
My vote was a trust vote, you passed, he didn’t.
October 6, 2011 at 9:31 pm
greekhouse
(Dramatic Music)
October 6, 2011 at 9:35 pm
nibbish
…
October 6, 2011 at 9:35 pm
greekhouse
6
October 6, 2011 at 9:37 pm
stickandballguy
vote nibbish
I just have a feeling. dg is pretty much a blank slate, but I sensed a little wolfiness in nibbish earlier.
October 6, 2011 at 9:37 pm
nibbish
Crap.
October 6, 2011 at 9:37 pm
daneekasghost
4-0 spooks.
October 6, 2011 at 9:38 pm
spookymilk
OH SNAP
Welcome to the wolves’ survivors club, man.
October 6, 2011 at 9:37 pm
greekhouse
Wolves win!
October 6, 2011 at 9:38 pm
stickandballguy
crap
October 6, 2011 at 9:38 pm
adobery
9:31 notes
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Nibbish is the wolf. False logic or he’s an idiot. Hmm…both equal possibilities. 😉
Neither jumped on nibbish voting first.
Very risky move to vote first unless you’re a wolf (though it could have been literally seconds between posts if he was just feeling.
Still think it’s nibbish though.
October 6, 2011 at 9:40 pm
nibbish
I knew DG was the wolf after day broke. No way to get that guilty look off me, though.
October 6, 2011 at 9:42 pm
bhiggum
I feel your pain- spooky got me in the first game in almost the same way. I knew he had to be the wolf, and voted for him right away, it didn’t work out well for me either.
October 6, 2011 at 9:44 pm
nibbish
Yup, it’s SO hard to play it cool when you know what the playing field is, and what’s about to go down.
I knew as certain as a Twins loss that I was dead meat there.
October 6, 2011 at 9:44 pm
stickandballguy
Well, because I clearly indicated that I was a villager.
October 6, 2011 at 9:40 pm
greekhouse
I felt like nibbish’s comments at the end did him more harm than good. Not sure how much of a role that played in SBG’s decision.
October 6, 2011 at 9:42 pm
nibbish
I figured that right at the very end, DG was, in fact, a blank slate.
Good call on DG, btw, Spooks.
October 6, 2011 at 9:46 pm
spookymilk
Fuck you.Yeah, I feel sheepish. Golly!October 6, 2011 at 9:50 pm
nibbish
I had to call you on that comment, not that any other villager wasn’t any less deceived by Brooks.
October 6, 2011 at 9:51 pm
spookymilk
I was just waiting to see who did it. When you figured out it was DG, I was afraid he’d win and already had my response (to whoever) in mind.
October 6, 2011 at 9:52 pm
nibbish
“Golly” is one of my favorite words just for the sheer lameness of it.
October 6, 2011 at 9:54 pm
spookymilk
Yeah, it always works.
October 6, 2011 at 9:43 pm
adobery
Ha, I suck. Messed up my logic in there too. Still not sure why nibbish thought DG’s comment proved he was a wolf. If DG was a villager, DG not jumping on nibbish’s first DG vote would have confirmed SBG’s villager status.
October 6, 2011 at 9:45 pm
daneekasghost
SBG was clearly a villager after that vote went away. I had to just vote and hope his suspicion from day 2 carried over.
October 6, 2011 at 9:45 pm
adobery
Gah…that should read “SBG not jumping on nibbish’s first DG vote…”
October 6, 2011 at 9:48 pm
nibbish
Yeah, I was worried that SBG was going to start the day off voting for me. I should’ve waited, but I wanted to show a little good faith, since I knew he was clean.
Point being, if DG was saying that he thought SBG was a wolf, he’d KNOW I was a wolf, since there’s only one wolf, and if SBG was a villager (as he pretty obviously was in the events leading up to night 3), then DG and I knew where each other stood, all that was left was who SBG was going to believe.
October 6, 2011 at 9:51 pm
adobery
Heh, you’re making even less sense now.
October 6, 2011 at 9:38 pm
cheaptoy1
Well, at leas the wolf got good and full.
October 6, 2011 at 9:39 pm
spookymilk
That’s very optimistic. Socal, is that you?
October 6, 2011 at 9:40 pm
cheaptoy1
Then why do I want to drown my optimism in bourbon?
October 6, 2011 at 9:41 pm
spookymilk
Okay, you’re definitely not Socal.
October 6, 2011 at 9:42 pm
dkautz
Eating 16-18 year olds is not the same as eating multi-millionaire elite athletes.
October 6, 2011 at 9:43 pm
spookymilk
And DK casually stops by with the funniest comment of the day.
October 6, 2011 at 9:40 pm
spookymilk
I’m up for another turbo. greekhouse, if you want to play, I’d mod.
October 6, 2011 at 9:41 pm
nibbish
I’d be down for that.
October 6, 2011 at 9:41 pm
cheaptoy1
Let’s do it, that was fun.
October 6, 2011 at 9:43 pm
bhiggum
Sure, I have vodka around here somewhere….
October 6, 2011 at 9:44 pm
cheaptoy1
And I have more beer!
October 6, 2011 at 9:41 pm
greekhouse
Hrmmmm…ok, I’ll do it.
October 6, 2011 at 9:42 pm
greekhouse
Can I be the wolf?
October 6, 2011 at 9:43 pm
nibbish
Yes.
October 6, 2011 at 9:43 pm
cheaptoy1
The best anyone can guarantee you is to be hungry like the…
October 6, 2011 at 9:44 pm
spookymilk
joe?
October 6, 2011 at 9:46 pm
spookymilk
nib, cheap, bhiggs, greek up for another. Three more out there?
October 6, 2011 at 9:47 pm
stickandballguy
I’m in.
October 6, 2011 at 9:49 pm
greekhouse
I heard adobery and DK want to play.
That’s what I heard, anyway.
October 6, 2011 at 9:51 pm
dkautz
Yeah, yeah, alright.
October 6, 2011 at 9:47 pm
cheaptoy1
vote SBG
Its not too soon, is it?
October 6, 2011 at 9:48 pm
greekhouse
It was fun objectively watching that game. I had no idea what was going on until the very end. There’s not much to go on with only one wolf and two days of voting.
October 6, 2011 at 9:49 pm
spookymilk
I was practically screaming for SBG to vote DG at the end, as I believed nibbish’s move was clean. He talked so much, though, I may have done the same thing.
October 6, 2011 at 9:51 pm
nibbish
Yeah, objectively bad playing, like I said above, it’s just so hard when you know who the wolf is to not try to get the other villager to see.
October 6, 2011 at 9:53 pm
daneekasghost
I typed out about 5 responses to your argument. Every single one was a big neon sign that said “I’M THE WOLF!!!”
It was a nervous silence.
October 6, 2011 at 9:55 pm
bhiggum
See, I just got that right out of the way with my very first comment. I figured if I lived through that, I’d make it to the end. My strategy was flawed.
October 6, 2011 at 9:57 pm
cheaptoy1
I agree, bhiggum, and I know a thing or two about flawed strategy.
October 6, 2011 at 9:52 pm
spookymilk
We’ve got six:
bhiggum
Daneeka’s Ghost
DK
Greekhouse
nibbish
SBG
FInish it, someone.
October 6, 2011 at 9:54 pm
daneekasghost
??
October 6, 2011 at 9:55 pm
bhiggum
Profit!
October 6, 2011 at 9:55 pm
daneekasghost
you got me. I’ll play.
October 6, 2011 at 9:55 pm
nibbish
Alright, I’ve got to do something here, be back in 20.
October 6, 2011 at 9:55 pm
greekhouse
Did meat leave?
Some people are just too delicious for this game.
October 6, 2011 at 9:55 pm
cheaptoy1
I said I’d be in.
October 6, 2011 at 9:57 pm
spookymilk
Oops, meant cheaptoy, typed Daneeka’s Ghost. You can see how that would happen, since the keystrokes are almost exactly the same.
nib has something to do?! Dammit. nib, tell me when you’re back. I’ll email the wolf and then we can BS for a few before you return.
Or, I can wait for even more folks, in the case some are on the fence.
October 6, 2011 at 9:59 pm
cheaptoy1
Totally understandable. I know when I’m trying to log into the WGOM when drunk, I often type in Daneeka’s Ghost as my username.
October 6, 2011 at 10:01 pm
greekhouse
That’s weird. Me too!
October 6, 2011 at 10:14 pm
daneekasghost
I contain multitudes?
October 6, 2011 at 9:59 pm
greekhouse
Meat played last game and adobery is around. Mebbe they can join. Also, I can email strategery and see if he’s done with his adult responsibilities yet.
October 6, 2011 at 10:00 pm
spookymilk
Go for it. I’ll avoid random.org for a minute, until nib returns.
October 6, 2011 at 9:57 pm
greekhouse
That’s 7! Make me a wolf Spooky, and we’ll get started.
October 6, 2011 at 10:02 pm
spookymilk
Dude, if you ARE the wolf, this might be the shortest game ever.
October 6, 2011 at 10:07 pm
greekhouse
Yeah. I think my rep will get me killed early here.
On a related note, if we had ended up with 8 last game, my plan was to make one of the villagers killed on day 1 return at random for day 2. So if we get to 8, we can play 2 wolves and a seer.
October 6, 2011 at 9:58 pm
daneekasghost
By the way, my strategy to make spooky look like the wolf by surviving the first night…. yeah that was a bad one. Just ignored it and hoped it went away quietly.
October 6, 2011 at 9:59 pm
spookymilk
I knew that’s why I was alive, so I tried to tread carefully on day two. Unfortunately, I suspected all the non-DGs.
October 6, 2011 at 10:00 pm
daneekasghost
I almost took you to the end. But then I didn’t.
October 6, 2011 at 10:01 pm
spookymilk
I was surprised I was alive on day two if I wasn’t going to be alive on day three. That’s when I finally put it together…when I couldn’t talk anymore. Oh well.
October 6, 2011 at 10:04 pm
greekhouse
I feel like you guys probably picked up on a bit more than I did that game. I was frantically trying to keep up with the voting, I had no idea what was going on!
October 6, 2011 at 10:05 pm
cheaptoy1
Same here. Sorry about that, bhiggum.
October 6, 2011 at 10:08 pm
greekhouse
On a related note, I thought DG played a great game as a wolfpack of one.
October 6, 2011 at 10:10 pm
bhiggum
Someone’s gotta be the first, ct. Just wish it had been on purpose, but oh well.
October 6, 2011 at 10:13 pm
daneekasghost
Thanks, GH. It was crazy fun. I think people underestimated how much time 20 minutes actually is.
October 6, 2011 at 10:16 pm
spookymilk
I can vouch for the fact that time passes way more slowly when you’re a wolf.
October 6, 2011 at 10:02 pm
cheaptoy1
That seemed to have worked out for the wolvish among us.
October 6, 2011 at 10:10 pm
spookymilk
BTW, nibs has a wife-related duty (no, not that) and will be back in 12-13 minutes. Yes, I drunk-dialed him (and I’m not even that drunk). His voice is not what I expected, but are they ever?
October 6, 2011 at 10:12 pm
cheaptoy1
Good, because I gotta feed the trinket quick. (Also, my voice is as awesome as you think it is.)
October 6, 2011 at 10:12 pm
bhiggum
You are a strange little man, spoons.
October 6, 2011 at 10:13 pm
spookymilk
Hey, that’s “drunk.” And hey, that’s “big.”
October 6, 2011 at 10:17 pm
bhiggum
At least I didn’t call you a meat puppet this time, right?
October 6, 2011 at 10:17 pm
spookymilk
Look at us, eliminating hate speech. This is a proud day at Casa de Leche.
October 6, 2011 at 10:13 pm
greekhouse
Says the guy who was surprised I didn’t look like a lobster.
October 6, 2011 at 10:14 pm
spookymilk
I thought you’d at least have the clamp hands, you know?
October 6, 2011 at 10:16 pm
greekhouse
I look more like Wolverine, although not as much now that I’ve had to shave off my beard.
October 6, 2011 at 11:43 pm
adobery
Lol, really, lol.
October 6, 2011 at 10:18 pm
spookymilk
Creating a new post now, as we’re slowing down here. Head over when it’s up.
October 6, 2011 at 10:23 pm
nibbish
Back, bitches… thanks for the call, Spooky!