Blah blah blah non-submitters boo! Blah blah blah, submitters yaaaaaaayyyyy
Vote One: Leif Bierly. (His own)
Vote Two: Leif Bierly. “Dude doesn’t want to be here.”
Vote Three: Leif Bierly. “I thought non-submitting my vote would have been an appropriate response, but — Leif.”
Vote Four: Leif Bierly. “My vote is for the non-submitter. Can I vote twice?”
Vote Five: Leif Bierly. “I wish I had something funny to say about it, so that DK could point out how not funny I am again (oh shit I did it again!).”
Leif may be gone, but at least he insulted his teammates and I on the way out with his “I don’t care” email. Leif, if you’re reading this, I’m not sorry for saying this and I’m still taking it personally.
Eighth Elimination from Spookymilk Survivor: Leif Bierly
And we move from Foregone Conclusion Boulevard to Obvious Outcome Junction.
Vote One: Tom Morgan. (His own)
Vote Two: Tom Morgan.
Vote Three: Tom Morgan. “”I thought he smelled bad on the outside”
Vote Four: Tom Morgan. “I wanted to read his inaugural address.”
Vote Five: Tom Morgan. “Don’t like to write? Don’t play Spookymilk Survivor!”
Tom has some wiggle room here. It sounds like he had a pretty intense week, being carted to the hospital twice. Still, Shawn has done a challenge from a hospital bed and I’d hazard to guess that nobody had a more intense week this week than Matt, who pulled down a four. But hey, I digress.
Ninth Elimination from Spookymilk Survivor X: Tom Morgan
I didn’t see that one coming. His first missed challenge ever. Well, the number of people left who’ve ever had a single non-submission is very low – something like three. Maybe this week is it, Survivors. Maybe this week is it.
Challenge tomorrow morning. It’s late and I’m sick again for the third time in the last two weeks. That’s never happened to me.
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December 13, 2011 at 5:38 am
dearsmitty
I must tell you: I wasn’t twice hospitalized last week, but have been sick for the past month with pancreas stuff and in and out of the hospital twice. Those don’t count as an excuse, and aren’t intended to be; only to show my mindset on Sunday, the day I always write: I was already sick and on Sunday was laid lower with the flu.
I’m not at all proud that I didn’t submit as I know how hard you all work to pull this off. But there it is.
December 13, 2011 at 9:08 am
freealonzo
Huh? I always assumed Shawn sent all her submissions from a hospital bed.
Hope you get better Tom!
December 13, 2011 at 9:29 am
Grey
Brothel bed, Free. Brothel.
December 13, 2011 at 5:55 pm
mybiggirlshoes
Awww, cute, you guys!
Actually, I was in the hospital and if I remember correctly, I WON that challenge. 🙂 🙂 However, I was given morphine and dilaudid all week. So maybe that helped.
TOMMY! I’m disappointed! 😦 Sorry you’re sick and I still love you but I’m sad. 😦
I don’t really know what to say to Leif, except…maybe you just need a big hug. 😦
Where’s nibs?
December 13, 2011 at 6:03 pm
nibbish
Present!
December 13, 2011 at 6:05 pm
mybiggirlshoes
*sigh* Thank the lord.
December 13, 2011 at 5:56 pm
mybiggirlshoes
Wait- Dean, you’re still playing??
December 13, 2011 at 6:27 pm
dearsmitty
I’m on dilaudid, oxycotin and percocet. It’s safe to say that anything I would have written would have been awesome.
December 13, 2011 at 6:49 pm
mbnovak
I have had a pretty intense week, thanks for noticing. Of course, it was my daughter who was sick, not me. Plus, I was able to submit way early. And now it looks like we might be released on Thursday, which will mean, unless things go south very quickly, I’ve got plenty of time to submit! Sorry to see Tom leave. He’s a funny dude. Also, he told me my daughter was cute.
December 13, 2011 at 7:24 pm
mybiggirlshoes
I’m sorry, Matt. 😦 Your poor little girl! And you! That must be overwhelmingly stressful. 😦
I’m so glad all of you people are reproducing so that I do not have to. Bless you. 🙂