HALL OF CHAMPIONS
SPOOKYMILK SURVIVOR
I: Rachel “The Double-Dealer” Flynn
II: Ryan “The Snake” Fossum
III: Patrick “The Gentleman” Kozicky
IV: Brienne “The Submitter” Maner
V: Rusty “The Porn Star” Greene
VI: Brooks “The Unlikely Hero” Maki
VII: William “The Soulful” Schuth
VIII: Brooks “The Survivor” Maki
IX: Zack “The Ice Cream Man” Sauvageau
X: Pete “The Vacuum Cleaner” Bruzek
Turbo: Brooks “The 1956-1979 Montreal Canadiens” Maki
XI: Matt “The Cold-Hearted Motherf*&^er” Novak
All-Stars (XII): Andy “The Quiet Man” Rustleund
XIII: Sarah “Clarence’s Hope” Bizek
XIV: Dan “The Professional” Kautz
XV: Christina “Assault And” Pepper
XVI: Matt “The First-Time Player” Novak
XVII: Stacy “Saintly Patience” Snell
XVIII: Brian “Checkmate” David
XIX: Annette “Eammon for the Top” Barron
XX: Daniel “Neville “Smash “Hardware” Hardwood” Longbottom” Caouette
XXI: Pete “The Comeback Kid” Bruzek
XXII: Dan “The Even More Professional” Kautz
XXIII: Melissa “Don’t You (Forget About Me)” David
XXIV: Stacy “Fucking” Snell
GODS AND MORTALS
I: Dragging Rivet’s Name Through the Mud One Last Time: Matt Novak (Ultragrandpa) and Michael Rivet (Friph Flipher-Fiph)
II: Bahambo Number 5: Pete “Triple Crown” Bruzek and Michelle “Single Tiara…So Far” Pratt
BIG BROTHER
I: Brooks “Oh, for the Love of God” Maki
II: Michael “#DDB” Rivet
III: Pete “Fortune’s Fool” Bruzek
IV: Erin “All Seven and We’ll Watch Them Fall” Leslie
V: Jake “Littlefinger” Elliott
FALL, CAESAR
2014: Brooks “The Creator” Maki
2015: Matt “The Artist” Novak
2016: Matt “Waited Them Out” Novak
2017: Annette “I Would’ve Voted for You” Barron
THE ROYAL RUMBLE
2013: #21 Greg “The Gallant Glutton of Greatness” Johnson
2014: #29 Jonathon “Big Papa” Pope
2015: #8 Christina “Am I in This?” Pepper
2016: #22 Annette “No Backs Stabbed” Barron
2017: #30 Bernice “The Vulture” Nicaise
2018: #17 Carrie “Solid Gold” Bard
2019: #16 Jake “The Jabroni” Elliott
PLAY WITH THE PROSE
(Writing, non-elimination)
I: Sarah “Centipede Face” Johnson
II: Sarah “The Johnson Eliminator” Wreisner
III: Colin “Lonely Old Moon” Woolston
IV: Melissa “Not Sidebar Material” Diamond
V: Sama “No Family Reunions” Smith
VI: Sarah “Tumor Face” Wreisner
VII: John “Cult Following” Wreisner
VIII: Joshua “Peed the Bed” Longman
VIII: Annette “Oh, Right, That’s Who Won” Barron
WEREWOLF (most recent)
Werewolf Stats Spreadsheet
PUZZLE CHALLENGE
I (Pure): Matthew “The Obsessor” Gilman
I (Power): Kelly “The Novak-Destroyer” Wells
DIPLOMACY
I: Matt “Exploiter of Worlds” Novak (France)
Casa de Leche 
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December 31, 2011 at 9:30 pm
daneekasghost
890 comments? That doesn’t seem right. That would mean I’d just be sitting around posting multiple
December 31, 2011 at 9:30 pm
daneekasghost
comments every day.
December 31, 2011 at 9:33 pm
daneekasghost
Even holidays like New Year’s Eve, I would turn down invitations to fabulous parties just to hang around here and make terrible terrible jokes. That just doesn’t sound like me.
December 31, 2011 at 9:31 pm
daneekasghost
Also, I was 200 comments ahead of second place.
/suck it, nibbish
December 31, 2011 at 10:06 pm
spookymilk
Well, I wasn’t counted and I assume I had even more, but any excuse for “Suck it, nibbish” is acceptable. Well done, Shawn!
December 31, 2011 at 10:37 pm
Rhubarb_Runner
I haven’t started my challenge submittal yet, and I’m going to be on the road all tomorrow. Suck it, nibbish.
December 31, 2011 at 10:38 pm
spookymilk
I have just five entries right now. I’m worried as hell. Suck it, nibbish.
December 31, 2011 at 11:30 pm
spookymilk
Seriously, Happy New Year from the entire editorial staff at Casa de Leche. Thanks for playing with me, bitches!
January 1, 2012 at 1:15 am
daneekasghost
Happy New Year to you!
/1
January 1, 2012 at 1:16 am
spookymilk
I got “entire editorial staff at…” from you.
/two time winners are respected around here
January 1, 2012 at 12:47 am
seeann
Nice job mlikman.
January 1, 2012 at 12:49 am
spookymilk
I hoped someone else would notice that. Who are these people who constantly mistype “milk?”
January 1, 2012 at 12:53 am
seeann
Clearly not the same people who mistype “optional”, since they at least manage to get all of the letters.
January 1, 2012 at 12:56 am
spookymilk
Oh, what the fuck?! Alright, off to fix this so nobody ever knows it happened.
This is definitely a great way to spend the waning moments of 2011 – fixing typos on my nerd blog. Well, it isn’t MY waning moments yet, but 2011’s almost over for most of my blog’s fans.
January 1, 2012 at 1:22 am
nibbish
Second place!
Losing to Brooks again? Yeah, that sounds about right.
Thanks for having this little corner of the Internet to play around in, Spooky. Here’s to a 2012 as entertaining en la casa as 2011.
(Suck it, Nibbish.)
January 1, 2012 at 2:07 am
mbnovak
My resolution for 2011 was to write more. This site made that a reality, plus I generally had a blast. It’s a great place to hang out, even if my wife mocks me mercilessly for it. Looking forward to an awesome 2012 here.
January 1, 2012 at 2:25 am
mbnovak
I mean, suck it, Nibbish.
January 1, 2012 at 10:10 am
spookymilk
Looks like you need a new wife.
Actually, I used to be mocked a little for running Spookymilk Survivor, and now it’s going to be a paid gig for me in April and I also think it rekindled my love of all things writing, which is what got me in with the production company I’m in, which is what got me the TV show gig I’ve got coming up. I really think this game was important for me to run.
January 1, 2012 at 10:16 am
mbnovak
Don’t say that stuff about my wife too loudly; this year my resolution is to cut the time that I’m locked in the basement in half.
January 1, 2012 at 10:17 am
mbnovak
That is really pretty awesome about the site leading to all that stuff. The best part, and you didn’t even mention it, is that it has also led to Nibbish sucking it.
January 1, 2012 at 10:46 am
bhiggum
I am proud to have been the fourth-highest ranked commenter- quantity has to count for something, right? I am surprised to be behind adobery- I thought the mini-novellas he posts in Werewolf would have slowed his rate stats down some.
Nibbish, commence applying suction.
January 1, 2012 at 10:49 am
spookymilk
I think Ryan’s numbers are helped by Survivor VIII. He commented a lot. He comments a lot on X, too, and he isn’t even playing.
January 1, 2012 at 5:20 pm
Rhubarb_Runner
It’s my hope that next year’s top Spookymilk search term is “Hitler Hummels”