HALL OF CHAMPIONS
SPOOKYMILK SURVIVOR
I: Rachel “The Double-Dealer” Flynn
II: Ryan “The Snake” Fossum
III: Patrick “The Gentleman” Kozicky
IV: Brienne “The Submitter” Maner
V: Rusty “The Porn Star” Greene
VI: Brooks “The Unlikely Hero” Maki
VII: William “The Soulful” Schuth
VIII: Brooks “The Survivor” Maki
IX: Zack “The Ice Cream Man” Sauvageau
X: Pete “The Vacuum Cleaner” Bruzek
Turbo: Brooks “The 1956-1979 Montreal Canadiens” Maki
XI: Matt “The Cold-Hearted Motherf*&^er” Novak
All-Stars (XII): Andy “The Quiet Man” Rustleund
XIII: Sarah “Clarence’s Hope” Bizek
XIV: Dan “The Professional” Kautz
XV: Christina “Assault And” Pepper
XVI: Matt “The First-Time Player” Novak
XVII: Stacy “Saintly Patience” Snell
XVIII: Brian “Checkmate” David
XIX: Annette “Eammon for the Top” Barron
XX: Daniel “Neville “Smash “Hardware” Hardwood” Longbottom” Caouette
XXI: Pete “The Comeback Kid” Bruzek
XXII: Dan “The Even More Professional” Kautz
XXIII: Melissa “Don’t You (Forget About Me)” David
XXIV: Stacy “Fucking” Snell
GODS AND MORTALS
I: Dragging Rivet’s Name Through the Mud One Last Time: Matt Novak (Ultragrandpa) and Michael Rivet (Friph Flipher-Fiph)
II: Bahambo Number 5: Pete “Triple Crown” Bruzek and Michelle “Single Tiara…So Far” Pratt
BIG BROTHER
I: Brooks “Oh, for the Love of God” Maki
II: Michael “#DDB” Rivet
III: Pete “Fortune’s Fool” Bruzek
IV: Erin “All Seven and We’ll Watch Them Fall” Leslie
V: Jake “Littlefinger” Elliott
FALL, CAESAR
2014: Brooks “The Creator” Maki
2015: Matt “The Artist” Novak
2016: Matt “Waited Them Out” Novak
2017: Annette “I Would’ve Voted for You” Barron
THE ROYAL RUMBLE
2013: #21 Greg “The Gallant Glutton of Greatness” Johnson
2014: #29 Jonathon “Big Papa” Pope
2015: #8 Christina “Am I in This?” Pepper
2016: #22 Annette “No Backs Stabbed” Barron
2017: #30 Bernice “The Vulture” Nicaise
2018: #17 Carrie “Solid Gold” Bard
2019: #16 Jake “The Jabroni” Elliott
PLAY WITH THE PROSE
(Writing, non-elimination)
I: Sarah “Centipede Face” Johnson
II: Sarah “The Johnson Eliminator” Wreisner
III: Colin “Lonely Old Moon” Woolston
IV: Melissa “Not Sidebar Material” Diamond
V: Sama “No Family Reunions” Smith
VI: Sarah “Tumor Face” Wreisner
VII: John “Cult Following” Wreisner
VIII: Joshua “Peed the Bed” Longman
VIII: Annette “Oh, Right, That’s Who Won” Barron
WEREWOLF (most recent)
Werewolf Stats Spreadsheet
PUZZLE CHALLENGE
I (Pure): Matthew “The Obsessor” Gilman
I (Power): Kelly “The Novak-Destroyer” Wells
DIPLOMACY
I: Matt “Exploiter of Worlds” Novak (France)
Casa de Leche 
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March 27, 2012 at 2:43 pm
nibbish
I’m no expert on such things, but I can safely say that this spreadsheet is the best thing.
March 27, 2012 at 2:45 pm
spookymilk
I’ve gotten tons of visits, but dammit, I demand comments.
March 27, 2012 at 2:58 pm
mbnovak
Ok, fine. Mostly this makes me sad I’m not playing this time. I’m gonna drop lower than 12th place for eliminations survived. Not that I’ll ever catch some of these guys.
March 27, 2012 at 3:53 pm
kg2005
I think most people left their comments when you posted it the first time.
https://spookymilk.wordpress.com/2012/03/07/survivor-spreadsheets-for-your-asses/
March 27, 2012 at 4:20 pm
The Dread Pirate
Right, I was wondering why you were reposting.
March 28, 2012 at 1:08 am
spookymilk
I was near certain I’d never shared this one. Oh well.
March 27, 2012 at 3:30 pm
funkomatic
This uses hard data to prove I should not have played again if I hoped to retain such a high overall ranking. Also, that the seasons I played left me scared and scarred for good reasons.
March 28, 2012 at 12:24 am
beezypoof
i LOVED the shit out of going through this just now. i’m a chronic non-sub is what it looks like. i shall attempt to alter my reputation from this game forward!
March 29, 2012 at 2:53 pm
Grey
So. No one cares at all but I just made my first spreadsheet. It has nothing to do with CdL at all, but it’s a spreadsheet and I made it. I don’t know if that gets me any nerd cred, but fwiw I hated the experience.
March 29, 2012 at 3:29 pm
daneekasghost
one of us. one of us.
March 29, 2012 at 3:35 pm
adobery
I don’t feel like Colin has taken spreadsheets as seriously as the rest of the us, and his tone has become more condescending than usual, which grates on me as someone who uses Excel. I often feel patronized by Colin’s tone in general, and that colors my view of his posts regardless of how objective I try to be. One thing I learned early on as a nerd is that you can’t behave as though you are cooler than anyone, cause you aren’t and all cool people will dismiss you.
Love,
Ryan