HALL OF CHAMPIONS
SPOOKYMILK SURVIVOR
I: Rachel “The Double-Dealer” Flynn
II: Ryan “The Snake” Fossum
III: Patrick “The Gentleman” Kozicky
IV: Brienne “The Submitter” Maner
V: Rusty “The Porn Star” Greene
VI: Brooks “The Unlikely Hero” Maki
VII: William “The Soulful” Schuth
VIII: Brooks “The Survivor” Maki
IX: Zack “The Ice Cream Man” Sauvageau
X: Pete “The Vacuum Cleaner” Bruzek
Turbo: Brooks “The 1956-1979 Montreal Canadiens” Maki
XI: Matt “The Cold-Hearted Motherf*&^er” Novak
All-Stars (XII): Andy “The Quiet Man” Rustleund
XIII: Sarah “Clarence’s Hope” Bizek
XIV: Dan “The Professional” Kautz
XV: Christina “Assault And” Pepper
XVI: Matt “The First-Time Player” Novak
XVII: Stacy “Saintly Patience” Snell
XVIII: Brian “Checkmate” David
XIX: Annette “Eammon for the Top” Barron
XX: Daniel “Neville “Smash “Hardware” Hardwood” Longbottom” Caouette
XXI: Pete “The Comeback Kid” Bruzek
XXII: Dan “The Even More Professional” Kautz
XXIII: Melissa “Don’t You (Forget About Me)” David
XXIV: Stacy “Fucking” Snell
GODS AND MORTALS
I: Dragging Rivet’s Name Through the Mud One Last Time: Matt Novak (Ultragrandpa) and Michael Rivet (Friph Flipher-Fiph)
II: Bahambo Number 5: Pete “Triple Crown” Bruzek and Michelle “Single Tiara…So Far” Pratt
BIG BROTHER
I: Brooks “Oh, for the Love of God” Maki
II: Michael “#DDB” Rivet
III: Pete “Fortune’s Fool” Bruzek
IV: Erin “All Seven and We’ll Watch Them Fall” Leslie
V: Jake “Littlefinger” Elliott
FALL, CAESAR
2014: Brooks “The Creator” Maki
2015: Matt “The Artist” Novak
2016: Matt “Waited Them Out” Novak
2017: Annette “I Would’ve Voted for You” Barron
THE ROYAL RUMBLE
2013: #21 Greg “The Gallant Glutton of Greatness” Johnson
2014: #29 Jonathon “Big Papa” Pope
2015: #8 Christina “Am I in This?” Pepper
2016: #22 Annette “No Backs Stabbed” Barron
2017: #30 Bernice “The Vulture” Nicaise
2018: #17 Carrie “Solid Gold” Bard
2019: #16 Jake “The Jabroni” Elliott
PLAY WITH THE PROSE
(Writing, non-elimination)
I: Sarah “Centipede Face” Johnson
II: Sarah “The Johnson Eliminator” Wreisner
III: Colin “Lonely Old Moon” Woolston
IV: Melissa “Not Sidebar Material” Diamond
V: Sama “No Family Reunions” Smith
VI: Sarah “Tumor Face” Wreisner
VII: John “Cult Following” Wreisner
VIII: Joshua “Peed the Bed” Longman
VIII: Annette “Oh, Right, That’s Who Won” Barron
WEREWOLF (most recent)
Werewolf Stats Spreadsheet
PUZZLE CHALLENGE
I (Pure): Matthew “The Obsessor” Gilman
I (Power): Kelly “The Novak-Destroyer” Wells
DIPLOMACY
I: Matt “Exploiter of Worlds” Novak (France)
Casa de Leche 
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March 30, 2012 at 3:33 pm
spookymilk
People are listed alphabetically by first name.
March 30, 2012 at 3:42 pm
arustleund
26 correct. Sorry guys, don’t know many of your names… 🙂
March 30, 2012 at 3:59 pm
spookymilk
I got them all with three minutes left. Of course, I’d just written the thing, so I had an extremely unfair advantage.
The last person I got was such a Survivor icon that I almost don’t want to admit who it was.
Will Schuth, DK, and Brooks were all in my last 25.
March 30, 2012 at 4:01 pm
nibbish
51.
I had Andy, but could not for the life of me remember where the ‘e’ fit in his last name.
March 30, 2012 at 4:02 pm
spookymilk
Not bad for a relative newcomer.
I have your first game as VIII, though. Gotta fix that.
March 30, 2012 at 4:12 pm
mbnovak
I gave up after 40. I’m pretty sure I wasn’t getting any more. And I was really reaching for some of them (I just typed in last names I figured would show up and got lucky a couple times).
March 30, 2012 at 4:15 pm
spookymilk
And here’s a Werewolf one. (Long games only)
March 30, 2012 at 4:16 pm
nibbish
Nope.
March 30, 2012 at 4:17 pm
spookymilk
But now, yep.
March 30, 2012 at 4:19 pm
loislane29
Huh, I see something missing from this, but maybe I shouldn’t say anything– oh wait I just did. oops…
March 30, 2012 at 4:20 pm
spookymilk
Uh, okay.
What’s missing? I’m pretty damn sure I got everyone.
March 30, 2012 at 4:27 pm
nibbish
23 on the werewolf one. Cannot believe who I forgot.
March 30, 2012 at 4:37 pm
mbnovak
21. But the ones I forgot, yeah, I know why I forgot them.
March 30, 2012 at 5:19 pm
bhiggum
40 on the Survivor quiz, and I only feel bad about missing 7-8 that I really should have gotten.
March 30, 2012 at 5:24 pm
spookymilk
The only person who’s really set up to do well on this one is me. Other people look at the spreadsheet regularly, but I assume they make no attempt to put names with finishes.
There really are a bunch of different “eras” to this game. and they all have a different feel:
I-II: Minneapolis theater
III-IV: Ryan Fossum co-judges, and his friends are all over the game
V-VI: Ben co-judges, and everyone works blue
VII: All-WGOM game; everyone’s polite until the end
VIII-Present: I’m not sure how this should be labeled, but it feels like an era, though IX exists in a vacuum of some kind
March 30, 2012 at 5:32 pm
mbnovak
Let’s just call VIII – Present the “Golden Age.”
March 30, 2012 at 5:33 pm
spookymilk
I can honestly get behind that.
March 30, 2012 at 5:49 pm
mbnovak
That’s just because you’re playing now.
March 30, 2012 at 5:57 pm
daneekasghost
64.
Typed in ‘Battleship Shapiro’ twice before realizing what I was doing.
Only missed 5 people who started after me, plus 3 or 4 from the turbo, which hasn’t really started.
March 30, 2012 at 6:00 pm
daneekasghost
Also aced the werewolf one. Dread Pirate was the last name (it’s the mask).
March 30, 2012 at 6:20 pm
bhiggum
I had to try Will Young, DPWY, thedreadpirate and a couple other things before I managed to get the right spelling. Argh.
March 30, 2012 at 11:47 pm
adobery
Aced it. Had to type almighty guru several ways, couldn’t recall corey’s handle on the site. Couldn’t think of of last one left….Nibbish!
March 30, 2012 at 7:53 pm
spookymilk
Battleship Shapiro is accepted, so it should have worked. It was the only smarty-pants secondary name I used.
March 30, 2012 at 9:10 pm
daneekasghost
but it didn’t show up under ‘B’!
March 30, 2012 at 7:48 pm
infantsquirrel
I have no business here, but I was hoping there’d be a “wizard beard” clue so I could get ONE right.
March 30, 2012 at 10:07 pm
uberminz
I have no idea who any of you are, but it’s making me happy to see my own name as a response in a Sporcle quiz.
That said…let this stand as my only rant on the topic of my name: It’s Matthew Gilman. Always and forever. Calling me “Matt” is anathema. I’ve made enemies due to this transgression, and you all know how full of love and grace I am. So if you feel like changing it in the quiz, that’d be spectacular.
If you don’t, well…I dunno, I’ll be a grumpy dude.
March 30, 2012 at 10:11 pm
spookymilk
I actually have “Matthew” as a secondary thing there, but I’ll go ahead and fix it in there.
It’s weird, because you’re “Matthew” on my spreadsheets and whatnot.
March 30, 2012 at 10:21 pm
uberminz
No, you’re totally right, and when I “played” the quiz, it accepted Matthew. I just bristled at the display of the accursed four-letter reduction.
March 30, 2012 at 10:27 pm
The Dread Pirate
At least the four-letter reduction doesn’t randomly add any letters (like, oh, let’s just say “B”) to your name.
March 30, 2012 at 10:38 pm
uberminz
Fun fact: A four-letter reduction is the tastiest way to prepare a homemade alphabet soup.
March 30, 2012 at 10:41 pm
spookymilk
I did not know that!
March 31, 2012 at 12:01 am
mbnovak
Also, there’s already a “Matt” around these parts.
Good thing our identicons look nothing alike.
March 31, 2012 at 12:37 am
mbnovak
It occurs to me that at very least we can take comfort in knowing that you and I will never be as similar as the two Kelly Wells are to each other.
March 30, 2012 at 10:20 pm
The Dread Pirate
Where’s the game of Survivor team names?
March 30, 2012 at 10:42 pm
spookymilk
Yep, another good idea.
March 31, 2012 at 12:41 am
nibbish
It weirds me out that more people have gotten Topher than the dude who’s been a wolf the fourth most times in the game’s history,
..,then again, I missed him, too
March 31, 2012 at 1:00 pm
beezypoof
wow. i thought *I* had free time on my hands. (sigh)
March 31, 2012 at 1:14 pm
beezypoof
33 for me. not TOO bad, i guess. also, Andy Rusteland’s last name is spelled incorrectly, i think, which is what ruined it for some of us. or not? Rustleund? doesn’t look right to my memory.
March 31, 2012 at 1:50 pm
Beau
that’s how he spells it on his Facebook page
March 31, 2012 at 2:51 pm
spookymilk
I definitely spelled it correctly, but it’s misspelled so often, it probably looks wrong.