So, Survivors, it seemed like the writing was on the wall heading into this vote. I’m sad to say I didn’t see a single email from this voting period (seriously, you guys, don’t forget to bcc me on the interesting stuff).
Away we go…
Vote One: Bret Highum.
Vote Two: Sarah Bizek. “It’s never a good sign when you can’t get women to talk. I’m toast.
So, I vote for Sarah Bizek, for the final time.”
Vote Three: Bret Highum. “Been a long time comin’.”
Vote Four: Bret Highum. “This makes me sad. :(”
Vote Five: Bret Highum. “What was that about doing the same thing and hoping for a different
outcome? Bret, you were a great opponent. In fact, I enjoyed our wacky
relationship! I hope that the writers in the jury room saved some donuts
for you.
This one goes out to my Sisters of the Pen: GIRL POWER!”
Yep, Vajeens, you did it. But now what?
Twenty-Third elimination from Spookymilk Survivor XIII: Bret “The Turtle Destroyer” Highum
In six games, Bret has placed either fifth or sixth five different times. He’s very consistent…with the way he ultimately chooses the wrong alliance (don’t take it personally, Bret. I did the same thing in Big Brother!). Also, Manti Teo’s Dead Girlfriend becomes the first team to disappear.
So, Crime Scene is the second to last challenge in this thing. Are you nervous? I sure am. After all, a woman is going to win this thing for the first time in six years, and I’m not sure I remember how to talk to women.
So here’s the scene, in a hotel lobby:
*Blood on three different couches.
*Empty pill bottles.
*A concierge who admits to having seen nothing unusual, though he says he was covering for someone else doing rounds from 2-3am.
*A bride’s dress, in perfect condition.
*No bodies found.
What happened last night?
Word Limit: 2500. Due: Sunday 9/29 at 8pm Central.
DK and I will still give out one each of Gold, Silver and Bronze. If there’s a tie, preference will be given to a person who has a gold. If there’s still a tie, a consensus will be reached.
Cheers, Survivorettes.
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September 26, 2013 at 5:46 pm
kg2005
I, for one, welcome our new female overlords.
September 26, 2013 at 8:31 pm
jontheelf
I don’t know. Seems like you’re supposed to keep at least one dude around for breeding.
September 26, 2013 at 9:14 pm
Beau
for snu-snu?
September 26, 2013 at 9:24 pm
mybiggirlshoes
We kept them around just long enough to get what we needed. 😉
September 27, 2013 at 12:28 pm
jontheelf
Tell me more about what you needed. You can tell me, I’m a doctor… Er… I mean a priest… um…
September 27, 2013 at 2:24 pm
mybiggirlshoes
Oh, Pope. You slay me. Xo
September 27, 2013 at 2:02 pm
christinapepper
It’s a crime!
A bloody crime!
Now write real fast;
you’ve not much time!
Survivor!
Survivor!
Yayyyyyyy Survivor!
September 27, 2013 at 6:41 pm
beezypoof
i want to write about my ablated uterus instead. that’s allowed, isn’t it?
September 27, 2013 at 9:40 pm
bhiggum
So, I was the Turtle Destroyer? I’m cool with that, but I don’t get the reference. That’s not unusual either, by the way.
And is a bride’s dress different from a wedding dress? Just checking for all the people who were too shy to ask.
September 27, 2013 at 9:55 pm
spookymilk
‘Cause your dog killed and ate that turtle in your bathtub.
Yes, “bride’s dress” is the same. Why did I type it that way? Who knows? I was tired as hell.
September 27, 2013 at 10:07 pm
bhiggum
Holy crap, I can’t believe you remembered that. Completely slipped my mind that it ever happened and that I’d mentioned it.
September 27, 2013 at 10:45 pm
spookymilk
I have an infallible memory for things that aren’t necessarily important enough to remember. If a customer comes in to my store and says “I’ll take the TV we talked about yesterday” I have literally no idea which one it was, but I can tell you all about Josh Mitchell and Jason Kopp eating an entire French Silk Pie at Bakers Square two years before I’d met either of them.
September 28, 2013 at 5:33 pm
Sarah Wreisner
Wait… you want us to write the opening montage in Dead Island! YESSSSSS