Welcome, Survivors, to the most unusual of occurrences, a triple-elimination. What kind of hijinks did you all pull? Let’s find out, starting with The Renegades of Fun:

Vote 1: Roundhouse. I don’t know what would have happened if you hadn’t asked.

Vote 2: Roundhouse Farter. That ought to clear the air a little.

Vote 3: Roundhouse Farter: Somewhere, out in the woods, he farts alone. You will be missed, Roundhouse.

Vote 4: Roundhouse

Vote 5: Roundhouse. Sorry, buddy. Keep on kickin’ gas.

Vote 6: Roundhouse Farter.

Vote 7: Roundy. He gave up. NOT on this team.

Vote 8: Roundhouse Farter.

Vote 9: Roundhouse Farter. It’s foul to vote out someone, but if someone has the stench of defeat around them, it just makes scents. Smell ya later, Fart. Smell ya later forever.

Elimination 4: Joseph “Roundhouse Farter” Shores aka meat. The early work meat was doing with his character was an absolute gas. I’ll miss him.

Next eliminations after the jump:

We’ll now move on to Team Big Ass Monster Trucks

Vote 1: Tiffany Ann Foxyhotsex- Godspeed.

Vote 2: Skunky Jones

Vote 3: Tiffany Ann Foxyhotsex

Vote 4: Tiffany Ann

Vote 5: Tiffany Ann Foxyhotsex a.k.a. Chet

Vote 6: Tiffany Ann

Vote 7: Tiffany Ann

Vote 8: Tiffany Ann

Vote 9: It is with a heavy heart and mind that I vote for Tiffany Ann ‘Chet” Foxyhotsex. Chet was a good survivor, and a good man. Chet was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors, and surviving. And as a mudder, he explored the mud pits of America, from the Appalachians to the Olympic Peninsula… and up to Canada. He failed to Survive, as so many of his generation, before his time. In your wisdom, Matt, you took him, as you took so many bright, flowering young men at Khe San, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives, and so would Chet. Chet who loved mudding. And so, Tiffany Ann ‘Chet’ Foxyhotsex, in accordance with what we believe your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your mortal remains to the bosom of this 4×4, which you loved so well. Goodnight sweet prince(ss?)

Elimination 5: Tiffany Ann “Chet” Foxyhotsex. Those of you who didn’t get to know Chet are the worse for it. Dude was as solid as they come. I’ve been asked not to reveal Chet’s real name – he’s all man in real life, and he doesn’t want himself getting associated with the sissy name his buddy changed all of his accounts to – but I feel some comfort in revealing that Chet was the one who named his team. It seems obvious in retrospect, right? A fitting tribute to the man.
And finally, the elimination for The Loyal Subjects

Vote 1: Thad

Vote 2: Thad

Vote 3: Eddie

Vote 4: Eddie

Vote 5: Thad

Vote 6: Thad the Bunter – for almost no participation during challenges yet a spike in activity for elimination votes.

Vote 7: Thad the Bunter

Vote 8: Thad. He’s a bunter, and that’s just not cool. Plus, how do you say “Thad”? Is it “Tad”, or do you pronounce the “h”? So confusing.

Vote 9: Thad the Bunter. If it talks like a Geoff, if it acts like a Geoff, if it plays like a Geoff, is it Geoff? I guess only Novak knows.

Elimination 6: Thad The Bunter. Indeed, only Novak knows proves prescient, as we will be keeping the identity of Thad secret for the remainder of the game.
Well, Survivors, there you have it. 3 eliminations. I hope it didn’t hurt too much. I’ll get the next post up in a little bit here. It might just shake things up a little bit more. That’s what this game needs, right?