That was amazing, Survivors. Amazing.

Vote 1: Pie (Humberto’s)

Vote 2: Humberto (Pie’s)

Vote 3: I’m no poet, so sorry guys, you’re not getting a limerick. First of all, I have to say thank you so much to the player who’s been my partner since around the first week of December. We lost a lot of allies and teammates, but Through a lot of Chaos, we Synergized our way to the place we set out to get, and I couldn’t have asked for a better, more fun teammate. There’s a Survivor tradition that the finalists indulge in a breakfast together on the morning of the Final Tribal Council, and in keeping that tradition, I fully intend that for our breakfast, we will…Eat a Lot of Pie.

So, in order to make sure the Jury doesn’t go hungry, I will send them an Amazing Sandwich by voting to eliminate Humberto. Humberto, you’re a really strong player, and you played the hell out of this game. You’re going to be a threat to win any time you decide to sign up. But in this case, I’m keeping my word to the person I gave it to earlier than anyone else.

The 28th elimination from Spookymilk Survivor XIV, and our last jury member, is Humberto “The Reluctant Nerd” The Amazing Sandwich. Truly, it was an amazing performance too.

Jury, you have until Saturday at 9 p.m. to get me no more than 6 total questions for each finalist. Finalists, you’ll then get until Monday night to answer the questions sent to you and put together your final plea. I’ll give the jury 24 hours to cast their votes, and we’ll have this game wrapped on Tuesday. Almost 4 years from when it started.

Finally, and most importantly, congratulations to Gaspar and Pie. You’ve come a long, long way. Well done.