I’ll figure something out with Milkyboy to reward whoever can get this puzzle worked out fastest. Got a solution? Need a hint? Send questions, requests and death threats to me: puzzleminz@gmail.com

Where in America can you…

  1. Find a great orthopedic surgeon?
  2. Throw around some bread?
  3. Discover the formal name of an unmarried female dog?
  4. Find out what the soda whisperers know?
  5. Give an Israeli king a colorful coat?
  6. Get some just-brewed coffee?
  7. Find a guy who sells stuff?
  8. Discover what holds an enigma closed?