As the rednecks whistled and tried to act casual while they swept up the pile of uberminz, the wolves were elsewhere in the park, cornering a victim.

“I am a wolf,” one said.

“I am a wolf,” said the next.

“I am a wolf,” said the other two, in unison, because they stupidly hadn’t decided beforehand the order in which they’d speak.

“I’m a wolf too. I’ve been saying it all day,” said the victim, who wasn’t lying. The wolves were unconvinced, and rent him asunder.

Elsewhere, other revelers were wondering when they’d be added to the narrative. You’ll get your chances, dudes.

uberminz Day 1, burnt at the stake by anti-intellectuals
daneekasghost Night 1, couldn’t convince the wolves he was a wolf
bhiggum
Colin
Dread Pirate
gingefringe97
inkarnit
joepunman
kg2005
meat
nettiebarron
novak
TDO
todahshy
yickit

NIGHT will again fall at 9pm Central. I’ll be around. I have to judge Play with the Prose tonight, but this is easy enough to keep up with so I won’t keep you waiting.

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