“Next Saturday night!” shouts Doc, standing up and pointing to the unknown. “We’re sending you back…to the future!”
“Okay, alright, Saturday is good, Saturday’s good. I could spend a week in 1955. I could hang out, you could show me around.”
“Marty,” Doc replied, worried. “That’s completely out of the question. You must not leave this house. You must not see anybody or talk to anybody. Anything you do could have serious repercussions on the future. Marty, did you interact with anyone else today besides me?”
“Um,” Marty stuttered. “I might have sort of ran into my parents.”
“Great Scott!” Doc yelled. “Let me see that photograph of you and your brother again. My thoughts exactly! Everyone’s completely vanished, because your parents never got together and never had any of you. But by some strange time paradox I discern you still have a week to fix this before you die in this timeline.”
“Alright Doc. So I just make my parents fall in love, no problem. I also ran into somebody else.”
“Who?” Doc glared at Marty, eyebrows furled.
“Just this guy on the street. I was in a hurry and bumped into him. Said his name was Novak. He just went on about how crazy his life was and how he wanted spend more time with his family. Then I guess I distracted him because he walked right into an open manhole.”
“Nevermind him, Marty.Just take my word that he’s of no importance to the future. Just get your parents back together, and try not get anyone… else… killed.”
“No sweat, Doc.”
Okay gang, here are the roles. Read them carefully, and if you have questions, e-mail me PRIVATELY.
Doc Brown (Villager, Seer): Each night Doc will take the time machine and head into the future to spy on someone. He will make one peek per night and be told the role of who he peeked, if any. BONUS: He will be able to talk to Marty McFly at night. They can talk about anything, including on who to peek and who to save.
Biff Tannen (Wolf, Seer): Each night Biff will steal the time machine and head into the future as well to spy on someone. He will make one peek per night and be told the role of who he peeked, if any. He must make a peek each night, and he can peek anyone, including himself. In order for Marty do his work as an angel, I ask that Biff make his peek by 10:00 pm at the latest each night.
Marty McFly (Villager, Angel): Each night Marty will get to talk to Doc Brown and take the time machine and go BACK in time to spy on Biff spying on someone. This occurs after Doc has made his seer peek. Marty will be told who Biff spied on, but NOT what Biff found out. Marty will need this information before he makes TWO picks to save people each night. He can only try to save Doc once, as he knows who he is from the start.
George & Lorraine (Villagers): Marty’s parents. They are assigned to two players, but they won’t know who they are so they can’t role claim. The only people who can ever find out who they are prior to death are Doc and Biff. And here is why Marty gets two saves per night. If either Lorraine or George die at any time, Marty will never be born, and therefore die.
3-D (Wolf): No special role
Match (Wolf): No special role
In the flavor text, other characters from the movie will likely be assigned to players post-mortem. These are not special roles. Just fun.
Mr. Strickland (Neutral): He can never be voted for or killed. He doesn’t care about Hill Valley’s petty squabbles either so he won’t be voting. He just wants discipline. So, each day before 3:00 pm, he must put at least one player in detention, which will be in effect starting at 3 pm until 8 pm. While in detention, the player cannot talk unless instructed to do so by Strickland. The player CAN VOTE, but ONCE and ONLY ONCE. This is so if the player in detention has a prior engagement from 8pm to 9pm, they’ll at least be able to place a vote. Also, Strickland has been given a list of tasks he will make the player do in detention. If they don’t complete this task by 3pm the following the day, they will be mod-killed. The most times Strickland can place a player in detention is twice, and not two days in a row. Strickland has been given his WIN condition, which will be private until the game is over. If he alludes to his WIN condition, he will be mod-killed.
1955 Cast
Colin (Mr. Strickland)
bhiggum
daneekasghost
Dread Pirate
Guy Patterson
Inkarnit
Joepunman
kg2005
MelissaDiamond
nibbish
rob
spookymilk
TDO
todahshy
Zee German
It is day. For those wondering, night 0 peeks were made by Doc and Biff.
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April 6, 2015 at 9:00 am
Mr. Strickland
First.
Slackers.
April 6, 2015 at 9:02 am
nibbish
Winner.
April 6, 2015 at 9:04 am
Mr. Strickland
Don’t you try to butter me up, pal. Clean up and fly straight!
April 6, 2015 at 3:18 pm
ZG
“Goddammit, Maverick!”
Hey! You’re mixing your movies!
April 6, 2015 at 9:05 am
TDO
hehe, nice name change. I still need to make an avatar for this game. As I said at the end of last game I got a new job. I’m working it now (day 4 woohoo!) It’s a good job, but since I’m just starting I may be gone intermittently as I meet people, sit in on meetings, and am explained things.
Then I literally have an hour and half drive home (I do plan on moving closer lol). So just bear with me but I’ll still be around most of the time just not as much as usual.
April 6, 2015 at 9:16 am
joepunman
Wow, this is heavy.
April 6, 2015 at 9:17 am
todahshy
Amazing flavor text to start this out!
April 6, 2015 at 9:23 am
Inkarnit
Hey guys. This is groovy.
April 6, 2015 at 9:25 am
ZG
Groovy? Isn’t that the wrong decade?
April 6, 2015 at 9:33 am
Inkarnit
Well obviously ZG ain’t hip. Must make him a wolf.
April 6, 2015 at 9:38 am
spookymilk
ZG is hip. Is “groovy” uttered a single time in the series?
April 6, 2015 at 9:39 am
Inkarnit
Don’t know. But it’s definitely a 50s word.
April 6, 2015 at 10:58 am
nibbish
Just did a quick search of the scripts, and no, it does not.
April 6, 2015 at 9:52 am
ZG
Dammit. Going to have to bone up on 1955-speak.
“Mr. Inkarnit, that’s some commie-pinko malarkey you’re up to, son.”
April 6, 2015 at 9:54 am
spookymilk
Meh. “Groovy” may have been around by then but it wasn’t popular until later, and we wouldn’t see it in a period piece about the ’50s at this point. Inkarnit’s misdirection leads me to believe he’s trying to get us stuck in the wrong decade so we can’t find the wolf.
April 6, 2015 at 10:08 am
Inkarnit
That’s probably it.
April 6, 2015 at 10:24 am
spookymilk
Inkarnit, if you do the “I’m a wolf” thing again I will kill you just for being annoying.
April 6, 2015 at 10:30 am
Beau
Razor Shines is the definition of groovy, no?
April 6, 2015 at 10:42 am
Inkarnit
Spooky, you hardly have the ability to kill me by yourself. Granted I bet you can find some accomplices. But I didn’t say I was a wolf.
April 6, 2015 at 10:46 am
spookymilk
“Can’t kill me by yourself.”
Heh heh. You really are new at this.
April 6, 2015 at 11:00 am
nibbish
I’ll help.
April 6, 2015 at 11:19 am
Inkarnit
I just mean you need votes! Don’t be a square, Jack.
April 6, 2015 at 9:26 am
TDO
So is the movie going to be correct? Will the Cubs win it all this year?
April 6, 2015 at 9:29 am
todahshy
Not based on how Lester looked last night!
April 6, 2015 at 9:31 am
TDO
Heyward looked awesome 😦 and we just got rid of Kimbrel, it’s going to be a long year for me, a Braves fan 😦 Maybe I’ll hop in the Delorean and go back to 1995.
April 6, 2015 at 9:33 am
nibbish
I think you guys came out pretty securely on top with that trade, though.
April 6, 2015 at 9:38 am
spookymilk
Your first comment is a side comment about baseball instead of the usual pleasantries? nibbish is a wolf, guys.
April 6, 2015 at 9:42 am
nibbish
No, my first comment was buttering up Colin…..
Holy shit, you guys. I AM a wolf.
April 6, 2015 at 9:31 am
todahshy
vote daneekasghost
I’ve amended my Day 3 theory to the Day 1 theory based on recent events.
April 6, 2015 at 10:01 am
daneekasghost
I am alive. Which is damning.
April 6, 2015 at 9:32 am
TDO
oh crap, spooky is playing…you know what that means
vote spooky
April 6, 2015 at 9:34 am
spookymilk
GAME ON, WOOOOOOOOOOOO
April 6, 2015 at 9:38 am
Inkarnit
Was that a howl? Or just a woo?
April 6, 2015 at 9:39 am
spookymilk
It’s the same WOOOO I always WOOOOO.
April 6, 2015 at 9:42 am
Inkarnit
Carry on then. Was hoping for a confession.
April 6, 2015 at 9:34 am
ZG
Is that a gorilla in a DeLorean?…because I think that would be a problem for Hill Valley.
April 6, 2015 at 9:47 am
TDO
It is indeed a gorilla in a DeLorean. A bad hack job, but alas google provided no help in my back to the future gorilla search.
April 6, 2015 at 9:52 am
nibbish
That’s kind of awesome, really.
April 6, 2015 at 9:57 am
todahshy
When I google “back to the future todahshy” all I get back is a “Did you mean to type ‘back to the future today’?” 😦
April 6, 2015 at 9:42 am
bhiggum
All the time traveling and paradoxes are making my head hurt. But on the plus side, now I want to watch the movie again.
April 6, 2015 at 9:48 am
TDO
unvote spooky
Though that WOOOOO is the best evidence I have right now 😉
April 6, 2015 at 9:51 am
joepunman
Vote totals:
bhiggum
daneekasghost (1)
Dread Pirate
Guy Patterson
Inkarnit
Joepunman
kg2005
MelissaDiamond
nibbish
rob
spookymilk (1)
TDO – voting spooky
todahshy – voting DG
Zee German
Trying to stay on top of this today. You know, because relevant.
April 6, 2015 at 9:51 am
joepunman
frakin’ TDO! Even this early in we can’t get a vote total right.
April 6, 2015 at 9:51 am
todahshy
Already outdated too! Vintage Werewolf!
April 6, 2015 at 10:15 am
Beau
Guess I don’t need to moderate then, woo!
April 6, 2015 at 9:52 am
joepunman
Vote Inkarnit He’s been way too quiet today.
April 6, 2015 at 10:10 am
Inkarnit
Lol
April 6, 2015 at 10:08 am
todahshy
unvote daneekasghost
vote joepunman
He’s been far too loud today.
April 6, 2015 at 10:14 am
daneekasghost
Look, bhiggum and spooky are playing and it’s day 1. Let’s just cut to the chase.
vote: bhiggum
April 6, 2015 at 10:16 am
bhiggum
It’s going to end up there anyways, right? I’ll play along…
April 6, 2015 at 10:21 am
ZG
Oh boy, is there an amusing historical Wereworf anecdote I should be aware of? I’m sure it will be just as funny when explained to us here years later (earlier?).
April 6, 2015 at 10:22 am
bhiggum
Not really amusing- spooky is just always sure I’m a wolf and constantly gets me lynched the first day when we both are playing.
He was right like 1 in 4 times.
April 6, 2015 at 10:24 am
spookymilk
How is this not amusing? Are you even reading what you’re writing, bhiggum?!
April 6, 2015 at 10:46 am
bhiggum
Well, not amusing to me. I can see how other people who are not getting lynched might find it hilarious in retrospect.
April 6, 2015 at 10:49 am
spookymilk
OH, WOULD YOU JUST PLAY ALONG WITH THE JOKE
April 6, 2015 at 10:51 am
bhiggum
I did that once- I didn’t like it 😉
April 6, 2015 at 10:39 am
daneekasghost
spooky helped find bhiggum as a wolf on day 1 in kg’s Twist game and then proceeded to kill him (as a villager – with the village’s help) on day 1 in two of the next three games.
And so, a joke was born.
April 6, 2015 at 10:17 am
bhiggum
Vote- spooky
April 6, 2015 at 10:21 am
The Dread Pirate
Novak is dead? That’s going to make my lunch really awkward.
April 6, 2015 at 10:23 am
spookymilk
Or more filling. What beer pairs best with elf?
April 6, 2015 at 10:47 am
ZG
For precision’s sake, he’s more of a Gimli than a Legolas. Just saying.
April 6, 2015 at 10:50 am
spookymilk
It’s the elven ears. Plus, I called him a “manipulative elf” on one of the podcasts and therefore have to stick to it.
My browser doesn’t recognize the word “podcasts.” Really? The singular is fine but you’re stymied by the plural, Chrome?
April 6, 2015 at 11:04 am
ZG
Dwarves aren’t really the manipulative sort, unless you count the clubbing.
Are you saying Chrome checks your spelling?
April 6, 2015 at 10:36 am
nibbish
And my dinner.
April 6, 2015 at 10:44 am
ZG
You’d prefer to eat him while alive, then?
April 6, 2015 at 10:48 am
nibbish
precisely.
April 6, 2015 at 1:59 pm
The Dread Pirate
Lunch was… awkward
April 6, 2015 at 2:47 pm
mbnovak
*** Dead ***
No more so than dinner will be.
*** My ears aren’t even that pointy. ZG is right on the Gimli thing. ***
April 6, 2015 at 10:26 am
TDO
So this game is basically the first and last Werewolf game played and everything in between. Can I borrow the car to correct the Star Trek game?
April 6, 2015 at 10:34 am
Guy Patterson
just got to work and catching up….
April 6, 2015 at 10:38 am
Inkarnit
I’ll, uh, be at work shortly myself.
April 6, 2015 at 10:35 am
nibbish
Vote Guy Patterson
Welcome back, Guy!
April 6, 2015 at 10:45 am
Guy Patterson
oh no Deja vu. Silence Earthling! My name is Darth Vader. I am an extraterrestrial from the planet Vulcan!
April 6, 2015 at 10:49 am
nibbish
That was an unexpected reply.
April 6, 2015 at 11:00 am
Inkarnit
No kidding. I don’t even.
April 6, 2015 at 10:39 am
Inkarnit
vote Melissa
How’re you feeling?
April 6, 2015 at 4:09 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Terrible. My cure? Take this vote off me!
April 6, 2015 at 4:50 pm
Inkarnit
Done.
April 6, 2015 at 10:42 am
TDO
nibs, I just want you to know, when I see your avatar, it looks like a midget more than a bobblehead in the condensed view WP gives us. It really fits with the “Nibbish” name which makes me think little too for some reason. There I’ve finally said it after thinking it all these years.
April 6, 2015 at 10:49 am
nibbish
It sort of does. I’ve been considering changing my Gravatar, but can’t think of what I’d change it to.
Probably something Descent-related.
April 6, 2015 at 11:00 am
bhiggum
For a while, I thought your avatar was Martin Klebba in Twins gear. I didn’t understand the reference, which isn’t surprising since there wasn’t one.
April 6, 2015 at 11:00 am
nibbish
That would actually be pretty funny.
April 6, 2015 at 10:53 am
spookymilk
Vote bhiggum because not appreciating my constant killing of him is a clear wolf tactic.
April 6, 2015 at 10:55 am
todahshy
Mod, are we able to steal Doc’s machine go into the future and look at Brook’s updated spreadsheet and find out who the wolves are?
April 6, 2015 at 10:57 am
Beau
Yes.
April 6, 2015 at 10:58 am
spookymilk
The village will still screw it up.
April 6, 2015 at 10:59 am
Inkarnit
This too is true. But this time I’m actually WITH the village, so it can’t be dumb!
April 6, 2015 at 10:58 am
Inkarnit
Ohh good idea. I’d like to know which day the village lynches me too.
April 6, 2015 at 11:00 am
spookymilk
I think most of us know the answer to that one.
April 6, 2015 at 1:14 pm
Mr. Strickland
Now let me give you a nickel’s worth of free advice, young man. This so-called Dr. Brown is dangerous. He’s a real nutcase. You hang around with him, you’re gonna end up in big trouble.
April 6, 2015 at 4:12 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Are you saying Todahshy is Marty?
April 6, 2015 at 11:01 am
bhiggum
Spooky, tell me you’re not a wolf and I’ll take my vote off you.
April 6, 2015 at 11:20 am
spookymilk
I’m not a wolf and you’ll take your vote off me.
April 6, 2015 at 11:03 am
Beau
bhiggum (2) voting Spookymilk
daneekasghost voting bhiggum
Dread Pirate
Guy Patterson (1)
Inkarnit (1) voting Melissa
Joepunman (1) voting Inkarnit
kg2005
Melissa (1)
nibbish voting Guy Patterson
rob
spookymilk (1) voting bhiggum
TDO
todahshy – voting joepunman
Zee German
8 votes need for MAJORITY. 10 hours until nightfall
April 6, 2015 at 11:04 am
nibbish
Doc pushes a lever: the locomotive wheels fold down, and the ENTIRE LOCOMOTIVE LIFTSUP OFF THE TRACK!
MARTY and JENNIFER both watch in open mouthed disbelief!
DOC and his family wave to Marty as the locomotive ascends higher and FLIES OFF INTO THE SKY!
ROLL END CREDITS.
I mean, I’ve obviously seen the scene in question (many times), but that script just makes it sound like balls out lunacy.
April 6, 2015 at 11:04 am
Beau
I didn’t mention this above, but standard two-strike rule. If there’s no majority, and you don’t show up to vote, you get a strike. Two strikes and you’re mod-killed.
April 6, 2015 at 11:08 am
The Dread Pirate
vote rob because he’s probably feeling forgotten.
April 6, 2015 at 11:10 am
kg2005
Something something reference something something
April 6, 2015 at 12:04 pm
spookymilk
Classic scene.
April 6, 2015 at 11:23 am
bhiggum
Unvote- spooky He hasn’t lied to me yet. That I know of. This game.
April 6, 2015 at 12:04 pm
spookymilk
I promise to get that out of the way later.
April 6, 2015 at 11:26 am
ZG
Vote Colin
I’m pretty sure on this one.
April 6, 2015 at 11:28 am
Inkarnit
This is a joke right?
April 6, 2015 at 11:32 am
ZG
Sigh.
April 6, 2015 at 11:33 am
ZG
Unvote Colin
You’re no fun.
April 6, 2015 at 12:35 pm
todahshy
Mr. Strickland should punish you for nesting your unvote!
April 6, 2015 at 1:42 pm
ZG
Jeez, you guys sure are strict!
April 6, 2015 at 11:35 am
spookymilk
Please tell me this gets him put in detention.
April 6, 2015 at 11:37 am
nibbish
It should, because funny, but it’s also a solid and funny reference to a past werewolf game, and damn it, that’s what we do here.
April 6, 2015 at 12:02 pm
Mr. Strickland
I’ll do the damned discipline around here, you slacking little weasel! One more outburst like that and you’ll find yourself in detention!
April 6, 2015 at 11:46 am
kg2005
The best part of working from home is day baseball.
April 6, 2015 at 11:53 am
TDO
I’m jealous
April 6, 2015 at 11:56 am
todahshy
I thought baseball ended after the Red Sox won in 2004?
April 6, 2015 at 11:57 am
kg2005
Yeah, when Doug Mientkiewicz never gave the ball back MLB didn’t know what to do and had to shut down. Can’t play without the baseball.
April 6, 2015 at 6:43 pm
daneekasghost
heehee!
April 6, 2015 at 11:58 am
Beau
I was watching 50 First Dates the other day. In Sandler’s video, he says “The Red Sox Won the World Series” then shows a clip of Aaron Boone and “Just Kidding!” I told my wife the Sox won the World Series shortly after the movie was released. The best part is I explained a baseball joke to my wife and she laughed.
April 6, 2015 at 12:00 pm
Mr. Strickland
The best part of working from home is day baseball *
*drinking
April 6, 2015 at 12:01 pm
Mr. Strickland
This kind of slacking is what ended you where you are now, anyway.
April 6, 2015 at 12:01 pm
kg2005
This is correct.
April 6, 2015 at 12:15 pm
Inkarnit
Hey DG. Are you a wolf this time?
April 6, 2015 at 12:23 pm
TDO
For me its best to just assume everyone is a wolf but me. I think it’s a pretty solid foundation for all of you to start with too.
April 6, 2015 at 12:25 pm
Inkarnit
I’d rather assume that every game is your first time finally being a wolf. It’s bound to be true. Especially this time. Because this is my first time being a vanillager. This means you must be a wolf! (the logic is sound)
April 6, 2015 at 4:14 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
You said that in the last game, too. You know. The one where you were a wolf?
April 6, 2015 at 4:50 pm
Inkarnit
Well, wolf me isn’t a complete idiot.
April 6, 2015 at 6:44 pm
daneekasghost
[temptation resisted. nothing to see here]
April 6, 2015 at 6:46 pm
Inkarnit
F U DG! E. I was just typing FUDGE. That’s it.
April 6, 2015 at 12:25 pm
kg2005
Alright wolf, who are your partners?
April 6, 2015 at 12:52 pm
TDO
Nice cover guys, they will never think its the 3 of us as wolves now!
April 6, 2015 at 12:59 pm
kg2005
Crap! You’re not supposed to say that! Now our cover is blown!
April 6, 2015 at 12:41 pm
joepunman
The most entertaining feature of this game is going to be finding out who Marty’s parents are. This will help produce many jokes to reference in future Werewolf games
April 6, 2015 at 12:44 pm
todahshy
Whoever they are I am sure we will kill them Day 1 or Day 2 based on our history.
April 6, 2015 at 12:49 pm
todahshy
Just giving everyone advanced warning: I will be working in about an hour basically until an hour before the deadline (hopefully). I will have chances to check my phone I’m sure off and on but can’t promise I’ll have time to catch up on huge convos that I miss until I get back home tonight.
April 6, 2015 at 12:52 pm
TDO
must be a wolf 😉
April 6, 2015 at 12:53 pm
todahshy
Hey that’s what I say to people who post their schedule!
April 6, 2015 at 12:58 pm
spookymilk
Consider this my advance warning that I’m watching Opening Day with my dad and brother, and will almost certainly be loaded before long.
April 6, 2015 at 12:59 pm
bhiggum
Well, that surely bodes well for me. What could possibly go wrong?
April 6, 2015 at 1:05 pm
spookymilk
See? Now you’re totally getting into the spirit.
April 6, 2015 at 1:00 pm
kg2005
For your sake I hope so.
April 6, 2015 at 1:01 pm
spookymilk
It’s looking that way.
After Avila didn’t get called out on that borderline ball, I knew he was going deep. Sigh.
April 6, 2015 at 1:02 pm
todahshy
At least the Yankees are down big!
April 6, 2015 at 1:06 pm
spookymilk
I had just noticed that and said the same thing to my dad and brother.
April 6, 2015 at 1:05 pm
todahshy
I was starting to wonder why this Day 1 seems more boring than usual and then I realized Annette isn’t playing in this game!
April 6, 2015 at 1:20 pm
nettiebarron
Awww! You miss me!
April 6, 2015 at 1:53 pm
Mr. Strickland
That’s a tardy slip for you Ms Barron.
April 6, 2015 at 1:37 pm
ZG
Dangit. I was waiting to use the Nettie joke. I snooze, I lose.
April 6, 2015 at 1:07 pm
Beau
bhiggum (2)
daneekasghost voting bhiggum
Dread Pirate voting rob
Guy Patterson (1)
Inkarnit (1) voting Melissa
Joepunman (1) voting Inkarnit
kg2005
Melissa (1)
nibbish voting Guy Patterson
rob (1)
spookymilk voting bhiggum
TDO
todahshy – voting joepunman
Zee German
8 votes need for MAJORITY. 8 hours until nightfall
April 6, 2015 at 1:25 pm
TDO
So what are the odds spooky gets sloshed and reveals something?
April 6, 2015 at 1:27 pm
spookymilk
Nothing to reveal, unfortunately.
Plus, I haven’t started drinking yet. I’ve made it almost until noon on Opening Day!
April 6, 2015 at 2:07 pm
Mr. Strickland
This kind of slacking is intolerable! That’s your second offense today.
You know what that means, young man?
April 6, 2015 at 2:10 pm
spookymilk
Wait, me?! Colin…no. NO. Inkarnit is right there.
April 6, 2015 at 2:22 pm
nibbish
You do remember that Colin has literally zero interest in who is a wolf and who is a villager, right?
April 6, 2015 at 2:22 pm
Inkarnit
What’d I do? Oh. You can’t answer that. Tomorrow then.
April 6, 2015 at 2:11 pm
ZG
Not to mention he’s probably underage. I don’t imagine you’ll stand for that kind of shenanigans, sir.
April 6, 2015 at 2:01 pm
todahshy
If anything I feel like the fact that he is getting sloshed during werewolf makes him a villager. I can’t picture wolf Spooky letting his guard down that much.
April 6, 2015 at 2:04 pm
Inkarnit
Disagree. Spooky will drink regardless.
April 6, 2015 at 4:17 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Oh shit. I agree with Wolfson on something. Ugh.
April 6, 2015 at 8:35 pm
Mr. Strickland
That’s a tardy slip for you ms diamond.
April 6, 2015 at 1:44 pm
kg2005
Cespedes is a wolf.
April 6, 2015 at 1:48 pm
todahshy
Yeah, wouldn’t want him on my team… 😦
April 6, 2015 at 1:54 pm
spookymilk
Oh, great. I’ve always liked him so I’m going to have Cespedes blinders.
April 6, 2015 at 2:08 pm
The Dread Pirate
Guys the clock outside the courtroom in Novakville is stuck at noon. I’ll try to post proof tonight.
April 6, 2015 at 2:15 pm
TDO
It sounds like werewolves are at play so it will eternally be night (it’s stuck on midnight as opposed to noon). Or maybe the DeLorean screwed something up.
April 6, 2015 at 2:15 pm
Mr. Strickland
Attention please, may I have your attention please.
Will student Spooky M Wells please report to the principals office for a brief meeting with Mr Strickland?
Spooky rose from his seat shakily, more from the booze he had in a flask in his hip pocket than from the nerves he felt fire through his already sour stomach. He turned and meted out a stumbling march to the office.
Halfway there, Mr Strickland, resplendent in his brown corduroy suit, materialized just to his left and, with the precision of a publicly-funded ninja, produced a detention slip mid-air under Spooky’s nose.
Spooky vomited.
“Oh, come on, Mr Strickland! I need an outlet, what with all this crappy baseball on!”
“Mind your tongue, son, or you’ll find yourself in a week’s worth of detention! I received three- THREE – reports of harassment, by you, today from a poor, poor little man named Bret. Don’t you even try me, mister!”
Spooky let his head drop in shame, only to find there were instructions written on the detention slip
April 6, 2015 at 2:16 pm
TDO
HA~HA!
April 6, 2015 at 2:18 pm
Mr. Strickland
on the detention slip
Spooky, you think you’re a real fan, skipping out on schoolwork to watch baseball – BASEBALL – with your father? Well, we’re going to find out what kind of fan you are! you have until 3pm tomorrow CST to take a picture of yourself that shows just how big of a superfan you are of the Back to the Future films, which I have never heard of because that would be too meta.
Now, shape up, slacker!
April 6, 2015 at 4:20 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Please remind Spooky that he can’t be naked in this photo.
April 6, 2015 at 4:51 pm
Inkarnit
Dammit Melissa. I was hoping he wouldn’t realize this rule!
April 6, 2015 at 2:20 pm
Inkarnit
Haha! I’m starting to like Colin again.
April 6, 2015 at 2:22 pm
bhiggum
Oh, this should be good!
April 6, 2015 at 2:30 pm
Beau
I was secretly hoping Strickland would make you dress up as Superhero Marty.
April 6, 2015 at 2:46 pm
bhiggum
Oh boy, that’s one of the things he can make people do? I should have audited the list before I decided to play…
April 6, 2015 at 2:55 pm
Beau
He can’t go off the list without prior approval from me. All the same
April 6, 2015 at 3:05 pm
Inkarnit
You can always elect to be mod-killed instead. Maybe that’s a win condition. Force someone to be mod-killed!
April 6, 2015 at 2:24 pm
Beau
Spooky, remember that you do not have to report to detention until 3:00 pm central. After that, you get one vote (with no talking), if you want, prior to 8 pm.
April 6, 2015 at 2:33 pm
spookymilk
I expected to get detention, but since I’ll probably be dead tomorrow it’s kind of a shame. Then again, drunkenness and baseball…
April 6, 2015 at 2:49 pm
Guy Patterson
I wish I had drukenness and baseball. Mondays are always the worst for me, I am super busy….sorry for that
April 6, 2015 at 3:07 pm
Inkarnit
Today is a rather busier than usual Monday even… thus my less than 76 comments.
April 6, 2015 at 3:50 pm
ZG
Is everybody in detention? It seems like everyone might be in detention.
I always miss out.
April 6, 2015 at 3:52 pm
Inkarnit
Haha nope not me. But my phone is broken. Just freakin’ died out of nowhere. Gotta get a new one shipped overnight.
April 6, 2015 at 3:59 pm
ZG
!!
April 6, 2015 at 4:13 pm
ZG
Everyday me is genuinely sorry to hear of your misfortune.
CdL me just did the Ron Swanson happy face at the thought that your communications could be even marginally incapacitated. (No offense – Everyday me.)
April 6, 2015 at 4:22 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
If he’s not talking, he can’t implicate himself. That’s the only downside.
But…even if he implicates himself, over and over and over…it’ll probably still take ’til Day 3 to lynch him. For some reason.
April 6, 2015 at 4:47 pm
Inkarnit
No need to worry though. I’m a vanillager this time. Nothing to implicate! And we know if I’m a wolf I’ll implicate myself quite well.
April 6, 2015 at 4:22 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Vote Nibbs Not letting him slip another one past me again.
April 6, 2015 at 5:28 pm
nibbish
Hmm.. . this reeks of revenge voting.
April 6, 2015 at 4:49 pm
Inkarnit
unvote Melissa
She needs this to get better. Who am I to keep her sick?
April 6, 2015 at 4:52 pm
Inkarnit
vote rob because he seems like the kinda guy to slide in under the radar.
April 6, 2015 at 4:56 pm
ZG
I hate Day 1 voting.
April 6, 2015 at 4:58 pm
Inkarnit
Careful. I hear Mr. Strickland is not a fan of haters hating.
April 6, 2015 at 5:13 pm
ZG
What, are you some kind of nark?
For your information, I hate Day 1 voting because it is haphazard and uninformed, exactly the kind of thing that a man of Mr. Strickland’s superior character would eschew. Kindred spirits, he and I.
Nyah.
April 6, 2015 at 5:21 pm
Inkarnit
Get your nose out of Strickland’s ass, ZG!
April 6, 2015 at 6:48 pm
daneekasghost
I hate Day 1 voting because it is haphazard and uninformed
That’s the best part of day 1 voting!
April 6, 2015 at 5:00 pm
Guy Patterson
I second that vote Rob becasue he has not made a single comment
April 6, 2015 at 5:10 pm
Beau
bhiggum (2)
daneekasghost voting bhiggum
Dread Pirate voting rob
Guy Patterson (1) voting rob
Inkarnit (1) voting Rob
Joepunman (1) voting Inkarnit
kg2005
Melissa voting nibbish
nibbish (1) voting Guy Patterson
rob (3)
spookymilk voting bhiggum
TDO
todahshy – voting joepunman
Zee German
April 6, 2015 at 5:30 pm
nibbish
I’ve got about a half an hour before I meet Novak, so… How about some day one wolf hunting, then?
April 6, 2015 at 5:32 pm
Inkarnit
Let’s do it. But that’s tough on day one. Your revenge vote thing is about all the dirt I can see on anyone.
April 6, 2015 at 5:33 pm
nibbish
Hmm, this is a pretty good point.
Melissa, how do you react to my assertion that your vote for me is revenge vote wolfiness?
April 6, 2015 at 5:35 pm
Inkarnit
Wait, so first you butter up Colin, then you make a side comment on baseball, then you agree with ME? Hmmmmm
April 6, 2015 at 5:39 pm
nibbish
I mean, it’s opening day. I would make a goodany comments about baseball.
April 6, 2015 at 5:40 pm
nibbish
*good many
I think that I’m going to change away from my current phone keyboard software. I cannot get used to where the space bar and backspace key are.
April 6, 2015 at 5:51 pm
Inkarnit
What keyboard are you using now?
April 6, 2015 at 6:12 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
I respond that it makes no sense as I won the last game. For what reason would I seek revenge?
April 6, 2015 at 6:14 pm
Inkarnit
That’s actually a pretty good response.
April 6, 2015 at 5:32 pm
nibbish
unvote guy Patterson
Guy’s alright with me.
vote TDO
Because I want him to suspect me for no reason for the rest of the game. Also, Gambler’s Fallacy is kicking in.
April 6, 2015 at 5:59 pm
bhiggum
So many votes for rob- that’s quite interesting.
I want to vote for someone with only consonants-
Vote ZG
That feels almost right. Close enough for now.
April 6, 2015 at 6:21 pm
TDO
whew I dodge a bullet on that one
April 6, 2015 at 6:16 pm
Beau
I’ll be out for an hour, hour 15 probably.
April 6, 2015 at 6:20 pm
TDO
nibby what you go and vote me for, now i’ll have midget paranoia the rest of the game!!
April 6, 2015 at 6:29 pm
Inkarnit
Well he did state that he voted for you specifically so that you would suspect him the rest of the game… so I guess it worked!
April 6, 2015 at 6:40 pm
daneekasghost
well, look at all this. Here now, and reading.
April 6, 2015 at 6:48 pm
kg2005
Your presence has stirred the voters.
April 6, 2015 at 6:50 pm
daneekasghost
instantly! that’s pretty weird.
April 6, 2015 at 6:41 pm
TDO
vote dg
Just cause the dude is hard for me to read.
April 6, 2015 at 6:47 pm
The Dread Pirate
unvote rob because three votes on someone without a trail seems odd.
vote DG so that way I can feel better about myself when he modestly talks about his latest win
April 6, 2015 at 6:50 pm
The Dread Pirate
And phone typing makes me the second vote on him. Oh well.
April 6, 2015 at 6:51 pm
daneekasghost
when he modestly talks about his latest win
That’s one way to characterize it.
April 6, 2015 at 6:48 pm
rob
Sorry guys. We just got back from Easter celebration. The kids are getting ready for bed and we still have a lot of unpacking to do, so I won’t have the time to catch up until tomorrow. I’ll . Vote DG for now.
April 6, 2015 at 6:51 pm
rob
unvote dg . Too many votes too quickly. I knew I should have refreshed.
April 6, 2015 at 6:49 pm
daneekasghost
OK, OK. I’m leaving! Sheesh, you guys really roll out the welcome mat, eh?
April 6, 2015 at 6:52 pm
The Dread Pirate
Well shit, I don’t think DG deserves three votes right now either.
unvote DG, vote punman to hear him talk a little bit. Maybe he’ll respond as quickly as DG.
April 6, 2015 at 8:30 pm
joepunman
I’m very sporadic at night. Five kids ‘n’ all. I’ll be around a lot tomorrow. (Watch me get night killed)
April 6, 2015 at 6:53 pm
Inkarnit
unvote rob since he’s here and trying to kill DG. That’s pretty normal.
I’ll vote TDO though because the law of large numbers is on my side.
April 6, 2015 at 6:57 pm
TDO
ugh, seriously how many more games is it going to take for people to just stop hoping they will be the one to kill me when i’m finally a wolf? It’s not happened yet so it’ll probably never happen.
Reminds me of Clue for SNES. Family used to play a lot of that when I was growing up and for whatever reason we kept track of the results. In some insane act of randomness it took something like 100 games for Miss Peacock to finally be the culprit.
So if you want to keep killing me off and hurting the village for 86 more games than go for it, but it’s basically a waste.
April 6, 2015 at 6:59 pm
daneekasghost
for whatever reason we kept track of the results.
Spreadsheets don’t need a reason.
April 6, 2015 at 7:27 pm
TDO
this was actually in the mid 90s so it was just in a notebook
April 6, 2015 at 7:27 pm
TDO
though maybe this played a role in me becoming an accountant lol
April 6, 2015 at 7:58 pm
daneekasghost
A spreadsheet by any other name, still smells as sweet.
(spooky’s got detention, I can mutilate Shakespeare if I want!)
April 6, 2015 at 7:01 pm
Inkarnit
“It’s not happened yet so it’ll probably never happen” is patently false. This is random.org. It will not forget you exist forever. We’ve already seen you get a neutral role. It can’t be much longer until you get a wolf role. Each game has its own random chance of you being a wolf again.
April 6, 2015 at 7:02 pm
daneekasghost
In every game, chance favors each player not to be a wolf.
April 6, 2015 at 7:08 pm
Inkarnit
Right, but what I mean is that chances are he’ll eventually be one. 20% chance of wolf spread over, what 17 games? Gotta come up wolf eventually!
April 6, 2015 at 7:16 pm
The Dread Pirate
Still just a twenty percent chance he’s a wolf this time, though. Gotta have a better reason.
April 6, 2015 at 7:23 pm
Inkarnit
Oh absolutely. But for day 1 it’s as good a reason as any.
April 6, 2015 at 6:53 pm
daneekasghost
unvote: bhiggum Somehow he hasn’t cracked under my constant pressure.
vote: novak because Beau put him up to pulling out of the game so that he could be reintroduced at the most inopportune moment.
/Crazy Day 1 theory
April 6, 2015 at 6:54 pm
Guy Patterson
unvote rob hi rob! I was just voting for you because you were not around
April 6, 2015 at 6:58 pm
TDO
unvote dg
vote Guy
Guy votes for guys not around how about a vote on the guy himself
April 6, 2015 at 7:01 pm
Guy Patterson
there was no logic in that theory, I just have nothing to go off one day 1
April 6, 2015 at 7:03 pm
daneekasghost
unvote: novak
vote: meat I’m not a wolf, and Colin’s not a wolf. Thus, meat is a wolf. QED.
April 6, 2015 at 7:14 pm
bhiggum
This is surprisingly close to convincing me.
April 6, 2015 at 7:17 pm
kg2005
I had to double check if he was playing. Still…
April 6, 2015 at 7:29 pm
TDO
meat’s playing? So is it time for a meatwagon lol
April 6, 2015 at 7:35 pm
TDO
1.5 hours
April 6, 2015 at 7:54 pm
Guy Patterson
Unfortunately I have to leave now and will be gone for the night… so here is a strictly random vote vote zg
April 6, 2015 at 7:56 pm
daneekasghost
unvote: meat
vote: nibbish – call it a hunch.
April 6, 2015 at 8:02 pm
spookymilk
unvote bhiggum, vote nibbish
Because he’s been aloof and confident, which is basically the opposite of his villager game.
April 6, 2015 at 8:06 pm
daneekasghost
this is what I said… only, you know. Better.
April 6, 2015 at 8:02 pm
Beau
bhiggum voting Zee German
daneekasghost voting nibbish
Dread Pirate voting Joepunman
Guy Patterson (1) voting Zee German
Inkarnit (1) voting Rob
Joepunman (2) voting Inkarnit
kg2005
Melissa voting nibbish
nibbish (3) voting TDO
rob (1)
spookymilk voting nibbish
TDO (1) voting Guy Patterson
todahshy – voting joepunman
Zee German (2)
8 needed for majority. 58 minutes until night. Any votes cast at 9:00 pm timestamp are counted, regardless of when I call night. 9:01 timestamp are not counted, regardless of when I call night.
April 6, 2015 at 8:03 pm
Beau
Oh, and Spookymilk has been released from detention.
April 6, 2015 at 8:31 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Wait. Where’s our picture, then!?
April 6, 2015 at 8:33 pm
Beau
He has until 3 pm tomorrow to produce it.
April 6, 2015 at 8:36 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
I thought that was how one got out of detention.
April 6, 2015 at 8:37 pm
Beau
Nope. He has to do it to avoid a mod-kill.
April 6, 2015 at 8:04 pm
TDO
I dont know if I like DG & Spooky voting the same within 6 minutes of each other
April 6, 2015 at 8:05 pm
Inkarnit
Why not? You think they’re dumb wolves?
April 6, 2015 at 8:12 pm
TDO
No I’m not implying they are both wolves, but two strong players, both vote similar within minutes. Just something to keep an eye on down the road.
April 6, 2015 at 8:20 pm
kg2005
They’re both strong players, if they both vote similarly isn’t that good?
April 6, 2015 at 8:43 pm
spookymilk
This comment is interesting to me, whether nibbish proves dirty or not. I don’t know what it is…it’s just stagey. I like being on the same side as Kage though so I’ll ignore for now.
April 6, 2015 at 8:51 pm
daneekasghost
and this comment is stagey too.
Stages all the way down.
April 6, 2015 at 8:07 pm
daneekasghost
I like it a lot.
April 6, 2015 at 8:07 pm
spookymilk
Right, because we have a long history of being transparent wolves who copy each other immediately.
I’ve been waiting to be released so I could vote Pete for hours.
April 6, 2015 at 8:08 pm
todahshy
I’m back, and I see that a whole lot of nothing has really transpired so far per usual on Day 1. Although I am getting a kick out of all the repeat votes people are throwing down. Playing werewolf on a cell phone ain’t easy!
April 6, 2015 at 8:13 pm
TDO
correlate that back!
April 6, 2015 at 8:29 pm
joepunman
unvote Inkarnit; Vote NIbbish I’m gonna trust the vets.
April 6, 2015 at 8:32 pm
Beau
bhiggum voting Zee German
daneekasghost voting nibbish
Dread Pirate voting Joepunman
Guy Patterson (1) voting Zee German
Inkarnit (1) voting Rob
Joepunman (1) voting Nibbish
kg2005
Melissa voting nibbish
nibbish (4) voting TDO
rob (1)
spookymilk voting nibbish
TDO (1) voting Guy Patterson
todahshy – voting joepunman
Zee German (2)
8 votes need for majority. 29 minutes until night
April 6, 2015 at 8:34 pm
ZG
I shall haphazardly Vote Guy. This is strictly random.
April 6, 2015 at 8:35 pm
todahshy
Strictly random or strictly revenge vote?
April 6, 2015 at 8:41 pm
ZG
I was going to vote Guy first, but had to complete bedtime duties. Not strictly random, but still mostly haphazazard.
April 6, 2015 at 8:42 pm
Mr. Strickland
Lazy voting! You’ll never amount to anything is this town with that attitude!
April 6, 2015 at 8:49 pm
ZG
I wholeheartedly agree, sir, which is why I used this deliberate demonstration to mock the futility of Day 1. I think henceforth we should skip the whole thing and go straighaway to Day 2. Go Bulldogs!
April 6, 2015 at 8:48 pm
Inkarnit
This isn’t enough for me for today, but this kind of revenge vote in the guise of randomness will be looked at more in depth tomorrow sir.
April 6, 2015 at 8:51 pm
ZG
Admittedly not random. Guy is newer than me.
April 6, 2015 at 8:37 pm
ZG
Side note, I cannot shake the background knowledge of Werewolves in Equestria while listening to MLP bedtime stories, mostly because that game comprised about 60% of my total life exposure to MLP.
April 6, 2015 at 8:48 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
And now it got you so addicted that you read yourself MLP bedtime stories?
April 6, 2015 at 8:45 pm
Beau
bhiggum voting Zee German
daneekasghost voting nibbish
Dread Pirate voting Joepunman
Guy Patterson (2) voting Zee German
Inkarnit (1) voting Rob
Joepunman (1) voting Nibbish
kg2005
Melissa voting nibbish
nibbish (4) voting TDO
rob (1)
spookymilk voting nibbish
TDO (1) voting Guy Patterson
todahshy – voting joepunman
Zee German (2) voting Guy Patterson
15 minutes until night
April 6, 2015 at 8:51 pm
joepunman
Beau, I should have two votes on me (DP and Todashy)
April 6, 2015 at 8:54 pm
Beau
thanks. fixed
April 6, 2015 at 8:49 pm
spookymilk
In case I’m dead tomorrow, I’m also getting a feeling that ZG is a wolf as well, voting to bring someone closer while trying not to mention nibs altogether. If nibs isn’t a wolf…never mind.
April 6, 2015 at 8:51 pm
TDO
unvote guy
vote spooky
I dont get the nibbish pile
April 6, 2015 at 8:53 pm
daneekasghost
aw, yeah. Now we’ve got ourselves a werewolf game.
April 6, 2015 at 8:53 pm
spookymilk
Weird.
April 6, 2015 at 8:52 pm
Beau
bhiggum voting Zee German
daneekasghost voting nibbish
Dread Pirate voting Joepunman
Guy Patterson (1) voting Zee German
Inkarnit voting Rob
Joepunman (2) voting Nibbish
kg2005
Melissa voting nibbish
nibbish (4) voting TDO
rob (1)
spookymilk (1) voting nibbish
TDO (1) voting spookymilk
todahshy – voting joepunman
Zee German (2)
8 minutes until night
April 6, 2015 at 8:56 pm
Inkarnit
This is all wrong. I’m voting TDO. And ZG is voting Guy, right? Maybe other wrong votes?
April 6, 2015 at 8:57 pm
Beau
ugh, I copy/pasted from the wrong place
April 6, 2015 at 8:54 pm
daneekasghost
todahshy hasn’t moved his vote around.
That’s totally normal for him, but I just can’t let it pass without comment.
April 6, 2015 at 8:55 pm
rob
vote Melissa because I don’t have enough time to go over the day and don’t want to get a strike against me.
April 6, 2015 at 8:55 pm
Beau
bhiggum voting Zee German
daneekasghost voting nibbish
Dread Pirate voting Joepunman
Guy Patterson (1) voting Zee German
Inkarnit (1) voting Rob
Joepunman (1) voting Nibbish
kg2005
Melissa (1) voting nibbish
nibbish (4) voting TDO
rob (1) voting Melissa
spookymilk voting nibbish
TDO (1) voting Guy Patterson
todahshy – voting joepunman
Zee German (2)
5 minutes until night
April 6, 2015 at 8:56 pm
Inkarnit
Also TDO changes to spooky right?
April 6, 2015 at 8:57 pm
TDO
correct
April 6, 2015 at 8:56 pm
TDO
5 minutes left
April 6, 2015 at 8:58 pm
Beau
bhiggum voting Zee German
daneekasghost voting nibbish
Dread Pirate voting Joepunman
Guy Patterson (1) voting Zee German
Inkarnit voting TDO
Joepunman (2) voting Nibbish
kg2005
Melissa (1) voting nibbish
nibbish (4) voting TDO
rob (1) voting Melissa
spookymilk (1) voting nibbish
TDO (1) voting spookymilk
todahshy – voting joepunman
Zee German (2) voting Guy Patterson
8 minutes until night
April 6, 2015 at 8:59 pm
daneekasghost
8 minutes until night
only if we go at 88 mph.
April 6, 2015 at 9:00 pm
Beau
complete mod fail tonight
April 6, 2015 at 9:01 pm
daneekasghost
This is the only B2TF reference I’m capable of making, so thank you for setting me up.
April 6, 2015 at 8:59 pm
The Dread Pirate
I like my punman vote (that I sort of just stumbled on without reasoning) a lot more than a nibbish vote just because of his “yeah, me too” vote for nibbish with the instant cop-out of that he’s “trusting the vets.” It came with 30 minutes left for him to hunt (as opposed, to say, rob’s non-vote with 5 minutes left).
Plus, nibbish made it clear earlier that he was going to be having dinner with Novak (which, in my mind means he’s probably AFK). Seems silly to off him when he’s not around to defend himself, but I always end up saying something like that on day one.
April 6, 2015 at 9:02 pm
Beau
IT IS NIGHT
Nibbish has been hauled off to jail. kg2005 has one strike against him.
April 6, 2015 at 9:08 pm
Beau
He wiped the sweat off his shaven scalp. It was an uncomfortably warm October night. His beer tasted bitter.
“I don’t know guys. You’re cool and all, but Biff kind of scares me.”
Match was twirling a bat, saying nothing. 3-D’s eyes got big, though no one could tell. “Come on, man. It was just a little manure.”
“We could have suffocated! Besides, that Calvin Klein kid ain’t worth it.”
“So what ya’ saying?” replied 3-D. “You out?”
The bald kid spit in the ground. “Yeah. I won’t rat you out or anything. Just want to do my own thing.”
“Alright,” said 3-D. “Match, do you want to do this the hard way or the easy way?”
Match wailed the bat around. A thick thud was joined by the sound of skull cracking. “The eeeasy way.”
nibbish(Skinhead, lost his head)bhiggum
daneekasghost
Dread Pirate
Guy Patterson
Inkarnit
Joepunman
kg2005
Melissa
rob
spookymilk
TDO
todahshy
Zee German
April 6, 2015 at 9:10 pm
Beau
Here’s the order of what happens at night.
Doc sends his peek.
Biff sends in his peek.
I tell Marty who Biff peeked.
Biff sends in his kill.
Marty tells me his two saves.
April 6, 2015 at 9:15 pm
nibbish
Greetings from the Nibbish/Novak mini-caucus……oh
April 7, 2015 at 8:32 am
mbnovak
Apparently seeing “my wife and kids” was code for “DPWY and nibbish.”
April 7, 2015 at 7:41 am
Beau
Day will not get off the ground by 9 am. 10 am at the latest I’m thinking. Sorry for the delay.