HALL OF CHAMPIONS
SPOOKYMILK SURVIVOR
I: Rachel “The Double-Dealer” Flynn
II: Ryan “The Snake” Fossum
III: Patrick “The Gentleman” Kozicky
IV: Brienne “The Submitter” Maner
V: Rusty “The Porn Star” Greene
VI: Brooks “The Unlikely Hero” Maki
VII: William “The Soulful” Schuth
VIII: Brooks “The Survivor” Maki
IX: Zack “The Ice Cream Man” Sauvageau
X: Pete “The Vacuum Cleaner” Bruzek
Turbo: Brooks “The 1956-1979 Montreal Canadiens” Maki
XI: Matt “The Cold-Hearted Motherf*&^er” Novak
All-Stars (XII): Andy “The Quiet Man” Rustleund
XIII: Sarah “Clarence’s Hope” Bizek
XIV: Dan “The Professional” Kautz
XV: Christina “Assault And” Pepper
XVI: Matt “The First-Time Player” Novak
XVII: Stacy “Saintly Patience” Snell
XVIII: Brian “Checkmate” David
XIX: Annette “Eammon for the Top” Barron
XX: Daniel “Neville “Smash “Hardware” Hardwood” Longbottom” Caouette
XXI: Pete “The Comeback Kid” Bruzek
XXII: Dan “The Even More Professional” Kautz
XXIII: Melissa “Don’t You (Forget About Me)” David
XXIV: Stacy “Fucking” Snell
GODS AND MORTALS
I: Dragging Rivet’s Name Through the Mud One Last Time: Matt Novak (Ultragrandpa) and Michael Rivet (Friph Flipher-Fiph)
II: Bahambo Number 5: Pete “Triple Crown” Bruzek and Michelle “Single Tiara…So Far” Pratt
BIG BROTHER
I: Brooks “Oh, for the Love of God” Maki
II: Michael “#DDB” Rivet
III: Pete “Fortune’s Fool” Bruzek
IV: Erin “All Seven and We’ll Watch Them Fall” Leslie
V: Jake “Littlefinger” Elliott
FALL, CAESAR
2014: Brooks “The Creator” Maki
2015: Matt “The Artist” Novak
2016: Matt “Waited Them Out” Novak
2017: Annette “I Would’ve Voted for You” Barron
THE ROYAL RUMBLE
2013: #21 Greg “The Gallant Glutton of Greatness” Johnson
2014: #29 Jonathon “Big Papa” Pope
2015: #8 Christina “Am I in This?” Pepper
2016: #22 Annette “No Backs Stabbed” Barron
2017: #30 Bernice “The Vulture” Nicaise
2018: #17 Carrie “Solid Gold” Bard
2019: #16 Jake “The Jabroni” Elliott
PLAY WITH THE PROSE
(Writing, non-elimination)
I: Sarah “Centipede Face” Johnson
II: Sarah “The Johnson Eliminator” Wreisner
III: Colin “Lonely Old Moon” Woolston
IV: Melissa “Not Sidebar Material” Diamond
V: Sama “No Family Reunions” Smith
VI: Sarah “Tumor Face” Wreisner
VII: John “Cult Following” Wreisner
VIII: Joshua “Peed the Bed” Longman
VIII: Annette “Oh, Right, That’s Who Won” Barron
WEREWOLF (most recent)
Werewolf Stats Spreadsheet
PUZZLE CHALLENGE
I (Pure): Matthew “The Obsessor” Gilman
I (Power): Kelly “The Novak-Destroyer” Wells
DIPLOMACY
I: Matt “Exploiter of Worlds” Novak (France)
Casa de Leche 
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April 23, 2015 at 12:32 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
I’ll do it! Yay. Also, sign Brian up. I know he wants to do it.
April 23, 2015 at 12:33 pm
spookymilk
Also interested in the idea of conferences again. Loved it? Hated it?
April 23, 2015 at 12:36 pm
Beau
What was the idea behind them again? To make more people feel like they had a chance at the playoffs?
April 23, 2015 at 12:37 pm
spookymilk
Secretly, to make judging a little easier.
I’d probably run this at a more leisurely pace. Two challenges in a week if it’s a short word limit, and one if it’s a big one.
April 23, 2015 at 12:39 pm
nettiebarron
Leisurely sounds nice.
April 23, 2015 at 12:40 pm
spookymilk
I know that’s not The CdL Way, but doesn’t it, though?
April 23, 2015 at 1:01 pm
mbnovak
Quite.
April 23, 2015 at 12:38 pm
nettiebarron
I did not love the conferences.
April 23, 2015 at 12:55 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Secondy second.
April 23, 2015 at 1:02 pm
mbnovak
Concur.
April 23, 2015 at 12:33 pm
BigPapaJonTheElf
I’ll do it! Yay. Also, sign Annette up. I know she wants to do it.
April 23, 2015 at 12:38 pm
nettiebarron
She does.
April 23, 2015 at 1:02 pm
mbnovak
In.
April 23, 2015 at 1:03 pm
mbnovak
Can the theme involve absurdly absurd things like “every 250 words your characters need to forget everything that just happened, and you have to make your story be a wedding proposal?”
April 23, 2015 at 1:10 pm
nettiebarron
Don’t let Novak pick the theme.
April 23, 2015 at 1:28 pm
Beau
Psssh. Too easy
April 23, 2015 at 4:55 pm
Brian David
How about every 250 words you have to repeat the previous 250 words, in reverse, and it must still make sense?
Also, yes, I would like to do this.
April 23, 2015 at 2:22 pm
samwich45
Hey, since I was mentioned in the post I think I have to be involved somehow. Sign me up!
April 23, 2015 at 3:23 pm
deadmanpete
I’ll give it another go, why not. Now what do I do again 😛
April 23, 2015 at 7:48 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
The other Pete should also probably be signed up. No need to ask him if he actually wants to. We all know that doesn’t matter.
April 23, 2015 at 10:50 pm
margaritamartini
Just in time for summer! I’ll play. 🙂
April 24, 2015 at 3:47 pm
nettiebarron
Yay! Margaret!
April 23, 2015 at 10:57 pm
nibbish
I’ll play.
How deep into the year do you foresee this season continuing into?
April 24, 2015 at 10:52 am
MelissaDiamondPhillips
It’s not like you have any important life events coming up. You’ll be fine.
April 24, 2015 at 12:23 pm
mbnovak
It’s all material for pandering to judges with kids.
April 24, 2015 at 3:58 pm
eahnpurato
In
April 26, 2015 at 7:27 pm
Beau
Ok
April 27, 2015 at 3:07 pm
infantsquirrel
Oh for fuck’s sake.
April 27, 2015 at 3:09 pm
infantsquirrel
Kelly! All the names are not only alphabetical but also in girl-boy-girl-boy order. And if I sign up, it works for both orders WITHOUT HAVING TO REARRANGE THE ORDER. #wherearemymeds #hashtageverything
April 28, 2015 at 12:49 pm
mbnovak
Wait… Melissa’s a man?
April 28, 2015 at 2:43 pm
nibbish
Wait, you’re a woman?
April 28, 2015 at 4:51 pm
mbnovak
That was the joak.
April 27, 2015 at 3:10 pm
infantsquirrel
Great, I just spilled yogurt on my crotch. 😦 Where’s Brooks?!?
May 1, 2015 at 1:07 pm
daneekasghost
I’m here, is the yogurt still an issue?
May 4, 2015 at 10:41 am
infantsquirrel
It’s always been an issue.
April 27, 2015 at 8:47 pm
uberminz
I’ll play this sucky game and type up my sucky stories which will be full of suck because my life sucks now and everything sucks and I can’t write worth a suck but I might as well.
April 29, 2015 at 12:17 pm
spookymilk
We have fourteen writers! Yaaaaaay
We have no extra judges yet! Booooooo
I can do this alone, but I do like extra voices. I’ll get this rolling soon either way.
April 29, 2015 at 12:24 pm
Inkarnit
I’ll help judge if you want a judge who understands that everyone writing is better than he is.
May 1, 2015 at 10:44 am
abbyszoo
I’ll do it
May 2, 2015 at 9:12 am
jbwreisner
Alright you fuckin’ nerds. I’ll do it. I’ll explode, like diarrhea, and blow your minds with my onomatopoeia.
May 4, 2015 at 10:40 am
infantsquirrel
GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!!!!
May 2, 2015 at 10:33 pm
hungry joe
Fine.
May 4, 2015 at 10:43 am
spookymilk
First deadline will be next Monday night. Yes, the same day Survivor starts, but there will be no Survivor deadline that day (and the word limit will be low). I’ll have a post up sometime Wednesday or Thursday.