Should I put this behind a jump? I’ll put it behind a jump. (Did I say that last time I did this?)

Vote the Only: Hybrid Carlos. “You’ve played an excellent game, my friend.”

The twelfth player evicted from CdL Big Brother 2, and the seventh member of the jury, is

Hybrid Carlos

There’s no doubt Carlos was one of the most entertaining players for me to watch this season. He made a great run of challenge wins here near the end, and that’s probably the biggest reason he’s going to the jury now.

So let’s get to the first part of your three-headed HOH competition monster. The winner of this entire competition will advance to the final two and have the right to select which player will face the jury in the vote for the winner of Big Brother 2. As you may know, all three remaining players (Christy, Lester, and May) will compete in this first part. The winner will advance to the third part, where they will face the winner of the second part. Also, the winner of this first part will be the first to move in that third part (what that entails will be clear later).

This challenge is called The Sweetums Corporation’s Handy Trousers. Your task is to write a story in which a large corporation is marketing a very popular product that is harming or perhaps even killing humankind. Naturally, most people don’t care, but the lead character in the story does. (It doesn’t have to be trousers, of course; I just thought that would be fun to wedge one more character name in there.)

Your word limit for this one will be a nice, even 1000 words. As always, of course, you don’t have to use them all if you don’t need them to tell your story. Pepper and I will judge these and the highest medal count will win the first part and advance to part 3. For this one, my medals will break any tie.

The deadline will be Tuesday night at 8 PM Central. As usual, send your stories to using your game emails. Congratulations, and good luck to you, Final Three.