HALL OF CHAMPIONS
SPOOKYMILK SURVIVOR
I: Rachel “The Double-Dealer” Flynn
II: Ryan “The Snake” Fossum
III: Patrick “The Gentleman” Kozicky
IV: Brienne “The Submitter” Maner
V: Rusty “The Porn Star” Greene
VI: Brooks “The Unlikely Hero” Maki
VII: William “The Soulful” Schuth
VIII: Brooks “The Survivor” Maki
IX: Zack “The Ice Cream Man” Sauvageau
X: Pete “The Vacuum Cleaner” Bruzek
Turbo: Brooks “The 1956-1979 Montreal Canadiens” Maki
XI: Matt “The Cold-Hearted Motherf*&^er” Novak
All-Stars (XII): Andy “The Quiet Man” Rustleund
XIII: Sarah “Clarence’s Hope” Bizek
XIV: Dan “The Professional” Kautz
XV: Christina “Assault And” Pepper
XVI: Matt “The First-Time Player” Novak
XVII: Stacy “Saintly Patience” Snell
XVIII: Brian “Checkmate” David
XIX: Annette “Eammon for the Top” Barron
XX: Daniel “Neville “Smash “Hardware” Hardwood” Longbottom” Caouette
XXI: Pete “The Comeback Kid” Bruzek
XXII: Dan “The Even More Professional” Kautz
XXIII: Melissa “Don’t You (Forget About Me)” David
XXIV: Stacy “Fucking” Snell
GODS AND MORTALS
I: Dragging Rivet’s Name Through the Mud One Last Time: Matt Novak (Ultragrandpa) and Michael Rivet (Friph Flipher-Fiph)
II: Bahambo Number 5: Pete “Triple Crown” Bruzek and Michelle “Single Tiara…So Far” Pratt
BIG BROTHER
I: Brooks “Oh, for the Love of God” Maki
II: Michael “#DDB” Rivet
III: Pete “Fortune’s Fool” Bruzek
IV: Erin “All Seven and We’ll Watch Them Fall” Leslie
V: Jake “Littlefinger” Elliott
FALL, CAESAR
2014: Brooks “The Creator” Maki
2015: Matt “The Artist” Novak
2016: Matt “Waited Them Out” Novak
2017: Annette “I Would’ve Voted for You” Barron
THE ROYAL RUMBLE
2013: #21 Greg “The Gallant Glutton of Greatness” Johnson
2014: #29 Jonathon “Big Papa” Pope
2015: #8 Christina “Am I in This?” Pepper
2016: #22 Annette “No Backs Stabbed” Barron
2017: #30 Bernice “The Vulture” Nicaise
2018: #17 Carrie “Solid Gold” Bard
2019: #16 Jake “The Jabroni” Elliott
PLAY WITH THE PROSE
(Writing, non-elimination)
I: Sarah “Centipede Face” Johnson
II: Sarah “The Johnson Eliminator” Wreisner
III: Colin “Lonely Old Moon” Woolston
IV: Melissa “Not Sidebar Material” Diamond
V: Sama “No Family Reunions” Smith
VI: Sarah “Tumor Face” Wreisner
VII: John “Cult Following” Wreisner
VIII: Joshua “Peed the Bed” Longman
VIII: Annette “Oh, Right, That’s Who Won” Barron
WEREWOLF (most recent)
Werewolf Stats Spreadsheet
PUZZLE CHALLENGE
I (Pure): Matthew “The Obsessor” Gilman
I (Power): Kelly “The Novak-Destroyer” Wells
DIPLOMACY
I: Matt “Exploiter of Worlds” Novak (France)
Casa de Leche 
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July 22, 2015 at 11:48 am
daneekasghost
Any illness related dropout discussion is incomplete without a mention of Tom Morgan.
July 22, 2015 at 12:12 pm
BigPapaJonTheElf
Does the podcast cut off for anyone else during the Correct Four discussion? Spooky, the podcasting website you use is the worst.
July 22, 2015 at 12:13 pm
daneekasghost
Didn’t for me.
July 22, 2015 at 12:13 pm
spookymilk
Me either. The Popester, the computer or other listening device you use is the worst.
July 22, 2015 at 12:16 pm
BigPapaJonTheElf
Well, it is my work computer, so that’s a very real possibilty.
July 22, 2015 at 12:16 pm
BigPapaJonTheElf
*possibility*
July 22, 2015 at 12:18 pm
spookymilk
I get it and everything, because dollars, but it always amuses me that I go to work at a massive electronics chain and have to ring people out on computers much, much worse and older than the one I use at home.
July 22, 2015 at 12:23 pm
spookymilk
Wow, my speech is much more deliberate and labored as I empty my cups. To avoid slurring I lengthened almost every word. I actually thought it would sound worse than it does.
Granted, I’m only 60% done…
July 22, 2015 at 12:26 pm
Inkarnit
I can’t listen to it at work… am I slurry?
July 22, 2015 at 12:26 pm
spookymilk
No, but you’re occasionally belligerent.
July 22, 2015 at 12:28 pm
Inkarnit
Sweet. 5 beers will do that to me.
July 22, 2015 at 1:20 pm
mbnovak
The number of times Colin said “I was already eliminated at that point” approached infinity.
July 22, 2015 at 1:28 pm
Inkarnit
Most numbers approach infinity. But yeah? How many times did I say that? lol
July 22, 2015 at 12:44 pm
daneekasghost
I’m reasonably certain that I had Jake Elliot and ZG confused for most of that.
July 22, 2015 at 12:46 pm
joepunman
I’m having trouble downloading it on my phone.
July 22, 2015 at 12:54 pm
spookymilk
Phones don’t play well with this, but let me send you mail that should work for most.
July 22, 2015 at 1:20 pm
mbnovak
One of the things I wanted to say, but forgot to, was that in this game, I always knew what I was trying to do, which was build specific types of relationships, but I never knew if I was really being successful.
Looking back, I’m impressed at the games of so many people, and just so glad I was able to stay out of the way for so long.
July 22, 2015 at 1:34 pm
spookymilk
My memory approaches goldfish territory at the end. There are more false endings than there were in Return of the King.
July 22, 2015 at 8:44 pm
todahshy
Enough of this riff raff. When’s the BB2 podcast?!