“As disasters go, this is getting serious,” General Salmon said, through a mouthful of kelp sausage, from the comfort of his kelp throne. It was a poor turn of phrase, sure, but then General Salmon was a fairly poor General, as evidenced by the war effort so far.

“Fun Fact: Kelp can save Salmonopolis,” said one very interesting Private, with wide eyes and a song in his heart, perhaps untouched by the overwhelming sense of dread felt by the rest of the population. General Salmon dismissed him with a wave of his kelp napkin, uninterested in his theories.

Two hours later, General Salmon was wandering the barracks, and found this salmon dead, and on his carcass was spray-painted the words TOO INTERESTING.

Wolves, how dare you kill such an interesting salmon.

The Dread Pirate (day 1, bad advice, salmon)
Colin Prime (night 1, belly up, salmon)
spacegirlmichy (day 2, those glasses, Private Sight)
nibbish (night 2, too interesting, salmon)
daneekasghost
Inkarnit
kg2005
mbnovak
nettiebarron
rockitlikeroxanne
sherrymac
Stacy Snell
todahshy

5 votes is a majority. nibbish, you don’t technically have to do the meme anymore, since you’re dead, but if you already have one, go nuts.

IT IS DAY

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