HALL OF CHAMPIONS
SPOOKYMILK SURVIVOR
I: Rachel “The Double-Dealer” Flynn
II: Ryan “The Snake” Fossum
III: Patrick “The Gentleman” Kozicky
IV: Brienne “The Submitter” Maner
V: Rusty “The Porn Star” Greene
VI: Brooks “The Unlikely Hero” Maki
VII: William “The Soulful” Schuth
VIII: Brooks “The Survivor” Maki
IX: Zack “The Ice Cream Man” Sauvageau
X: Pete “The Vacuum Cleaner” Bruzek
Turbo: Brooks “The 1956-1979 Montreal Canadiens” Maki
XI: Matt “The Cold-Hearted Motherf*&^er” Novak
All-Stars (XII): Andy “The Quiet Man” Rustleund
XIII: Sarah “Clarence’s Hope” Bizek
XIV: Dan “The Professional” Kautz
XV: Christina “Assault And” Pepper
XVI: Matt “The First-Time Player” Novak
XVII: Stacy “Saintly Patience” Snell
XVIII: Brian “Checkmate” David
XIX: Annette “Eammon for the Top” Barron
XX: Daniel “Neville “Smash “Hardware” Hardwood” Longbottom” Caouette
XXI: Pete “The Comeback Kid” Bruzek
XXII: Dan “The Even More Professional” Kautz
XXIII: Melissa “Don’t You (Forget About Me)” David
XXIV: Stacy “Fucking” Snell
GODS AND MORTALS
I: Dragging Rivet’s Name Through the Mud One Last Time: Matt Novak (Ultragrandpa) and Michael Rivet (Friph Flipher-Fiph)
II: Bahambo Number 5: Pete “Triple Crown” Bruzek and Michelle “Single Tiara…So Far” Pratt
BIG BROTHER
I: Brooks “Oh, for the Love of God” Maki
II: Michael “#DDB” Rivet
III: Pete “Fortune’s Fool” Bruzek
IV: Erin “All Seven and We’ll Watch Them Fall” Leslie
V: Jake “Littlefinger” Elliott
FALL, CAESAR
2014: Brooks “The Creator” Maki
2015: Matt “The Artist” Novak
2016: Matt “Waited Them Out” Novak
2017: Annette “I Would’ve Voted for You” Barron
THE ROYAL RUMBLE
2013: #21 Greg “The Gallant Glutton of Greatness” Johnson
2014: #29 Jonathon “Big Papa” Pope
2015: #8 Christina “Am I in This?” Pepper
2016: #22 Annette “No Backs Stabbed” Barron
2017: #30 Bernice “The Vulture” Nicaise
2018: #17 Carrie “Solid Gold” Bard
2019: #16 Jake “The Jabroni” Elliott
PLAY WITH THE PROSE
(Writing, non-elimination)
I: Sarah “Centipede Face” Johnson
II: Sarah “The Johnson Eliminator” Wreisner
III: Colin “Lonely Old Moon” Woolston
IV: Melissa “Not Sidebar Material” Diamond
V: Sama “No Family Reunions” Smith
VI: Sarah “Tumor Face” Wreisner
VII: John “Cult Following” Wreisner
VIII: Joshua “Peed the Bed” Longman
VIII: Annette “Oh, Right, That’s Who Won” Barron
WEREWOLF (most recent)
Werewolf Stats Spreadsheet
PUZZLE CHALLENGE
I (Pure): Matthew “The Obsessor” Gilman
I (Power): Kelly “The Novak-Destroyer” Wells
DIPLOMACY
I: Matt “Exploiter of Worlds” Novak (France)
Casa de Leche 
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July 30, 2015 at 9:03 am
Inkarnit
Takes from last night:
A) Stacy and I are no longer able to say or do anything sturgeony
B) Novak is almost certainly salmon since he didn’t jump on Stacy
C) DG came out as the angel and wasn’t night killed… Was he lying to protect himself last minute? If there’s another angel, now is the time to step forward and last us know
July 30, 2015 at 9:04 am
Inkarnit
But Stacy is dead so I’m dumb
July 30, 2015 at 9:07 am
Inkarnit
Sherry and Roxanne voted for each other and were not much help hunting. Something from you guys today would be great. But if you’re salmon don’t be so quick to jump on a bandwagon and cause a majority before we’re ready.
If DG’s claim was true then today’s hunt should be pretty easy.
July 30, 2015 at 9:10 am
sherrymac1031
VOTE ROXANNE
VOTE ROXANNE
July 30, 2015 at 9:12 am
Inkarnit
I’m taking this to mean you’re silenced?
July 30, 2015 at 9:10 am
Inkarnit
Sturgeon night kill options:
A) kill DG, the outed and easily confirmed angel
B) kill Inkarnit, the confirmed villager with Salamangela dying
C) kill Stacy, the confirmed newb villager
D) kill someone else that could generate heat
Why the hell did they NOT going with option A?
July 30, 2015 at 9:11 am
sherrymac1031
UNVOTE ROXANNE
VOTE ROXANNE
July 30, 2015 at 9:13 am
Inkarnit
OK yeah so sherry is silenced right out of the gate. Interesting. I’m still not sold that she’s not the actual silencer.
July 30, 2015 at 9:19 am
sherrymac1031
UNVOTE ROXANNE
VOTE DG
UNVOTE DG
VOTE ROXANNE
July 30, 2015 at 9:24 am
Inkarnit
Also, I’m thinking a KG as sturgeon fits now. I’ll go back and look in depth when I get to work.
July 30, 2015 at 9:33 am
kg2005
Wait, what? It would have been so easy for me to jump on the Stacy wagon after DG claimed angel as a wolf.
July 30, 2015 at 9:33 am
mbnovak
I don’t really think KG makes sense.
Last night’s final vote:
Daneekasghost voting for Stacy
Inkarnit voting for nettiebarron
kg2005 voting for nettiebarron
mbnovak voting for nettiebarron
nettiebarron 3 voting for Stacy
rockitlikeroxanne 1 voting for sherrymac
sherrymac 1 voting for roxanne
Stacy Snell 4 voting for nettiebarron
todahshy 1 voting for Stacy
I highly doubt any of the Annette voters were wolves, given the quick switch again, and the fact that Stacy was going home until literally Inkarnit’s last-minute vote.
July 30, 2015 at 9:42 am
mbnovak
Accepting this premise, we should be looking at Todahshy, Sherry, Roxanne, and DG. At least two of them are clean, and DG is, ostensibly, the angel.
Among Sherry, Todahshy, and Roxanne, I’d look at Todahshy. Especially given his comment at 8:58 last night where he once again was trying to make me seem like a wolf for not Stacy.
At 8:41 Roxanne tries to throw Sherry under the bus, (or keeps at it), so she’s #2 on my list. But Sherry was voting Roxanne, so this could easily be a new villager feeling heat/revenge thing.
I jsut don’t see it for Sherry, since her vote was a non-issue, and she wasn’t around at all in the last hour.
July 30, 2015 at 9:46 am
kg2005
Man, I’m glad you’re taking the steering wheel on this one. These are all of the things that I anecdotally agree with but have been too lazy to dig up any real information on. I’m going to be so pissed when you turn out to be a wolf.
July 30, 2015 at 9:49 am
mbnovak
Yeah… I would not have voted Annette if I were a wolf. And Todahshy agrees with that.
July 30, 2015 at 10:19 am
Inkarnit
What could sturgeon todahshy hope to accomplish by painting you as sturgeon for not voting Stacy when it looked like Stacy was out and would be confirmed as salmon? Wouldn’t that call attention to himself?
July 30, 2015 at 9:45 am
Inkarnit
It would be a super crafty move but a couple pieces came together that would make it possible. I’m just thinking out loud here though. I’m still going to go back and look.
July 30, 2015 at 9:48 am
mbnovak
Nothing wrong with thinking it through, but play it out in your head.
Annette voters: Inkarnit, Stacy (both confirmed villagers), mbnovak & KG.
Either of KG or I would have dropped our vote on DG and gone to Stacy instead of Annette. We’re both experienced enough and there’s plenty of cover there for our vote so as to have some deniability.
July 30, 2015 at 10:23 am
Inkarnit
Would you have though? It looked like there wasn’t enough stream or traction on Annette for it to happen in time. And it almost didn’t.
July 30, 2015 at 9:37 am
kg2005
After DG’s claim last night I immediately assumed it was fake, but of course we can’t vote for them until there is another angel claim. So it didn’t surprise me when he was alive this morning.
Here’s the question- if there is another angel, at what point do they claim the role?
July 30, 2015 at 9:46 am
Inkarnit
Right freaking now is good. Sherry, if you’re trying to say you’re the angel just vote for DG right now please.
July 30, 2015 at 9:55 am
kg2005
Yeah, that’s a fair point. Any sort of gain we’d get from the actual angel ability would be far less than the claim.
July 30, 2015 at 10:00 am
mbnovak
I’m not sure I agree with this. First, we don’t really have any reason to believe DG isn’t the angel, except, I guess, that he’s not dead.
Second, even if it was a fake play, there’s still a third wolf out there, somewhere among the other non-Annette voters. I think we put pressure on those three and forget about the angel for now.
July 30, 2015 at 10:14 am
Inkarnit
If someone else came out to claim we’d know either DG or them were sturgeon. How is that not a good move?
July 30, 2015 at 10:19 am
daneekasghost
Oh man, I hope someone else claims angel.
July 30, 2015 at 10:19 am
mbnovak
It’s a good move for nailing DG or the other claimer, absolutely. But there’s another wolf out there, either way (and 2 if DG actually is the angel). We’ve got a list of 3 very good suspects. We should focus on them, put heat on them, and leave the obvious “possible fake angel play” to the side, since that’s the easy lynching if it happens. Focusing on the other 3 gives us more time and material to work with.
July 30, 2015 at 10:20 am
Inkarnit
Me too DG! Not that I want you to be a sturgeon but it sure makes things easier.
July 30, 2015 at 10:24 am
daneekasghost
Not that I want you to be a sturgeon
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahaha.
Sorry, what I meant was … of course.
July 30, 2015 at 10:30 am
Inkarnit
I don’t! You’re too good as one. Knowing you’re a salmon is extremely helpful. Granted, you’re dead tonight.
July 30, 2015 at 9:50 am
sherrymac1031
VOTE ROXANNE
July 30, 2015 at 9:58 am
todahshy
VOTE ROXANNE
Thursdays bad for me. But reread end day 1 knowing Annette is a wolf.
July 30, 2015 at 10:01 am
mbnovak
Vote Todahshy
Yup, Thursday is gonna be bad for him.
Those exchanges last night, trying to point at me for not voting Stacy, and all the other stuff from the beginning…
July 30, 2015 at 10:02 am
rockitlikeroxanne
I got told last night I was picked to be silenced, but then this morning I got a “nevermind” email. Looks like Sherry got it instead.
July 30, 2015 at 10:05 am
todahshy
Also look more st people who sat out day 1 vote then had to vote in OT. They are the sketchballs. Particularly Roxanne.
July 30, 2015 at 10:20 am
daneekasghost
I … did not expect to be here today.
July 30, 2015 at 10:21 am
Inkarnit
Yeah, I’m pretty surprised. Does this mean the remaining sturgeon don’t know any better? Or that they, in fact, know quite well and are playing with our minds?
July 30, 2015 at 10:23 am
daneekasghost
To be honest I didn’t read the end of the day until this morning. I pretty much shut off the computer in disgust after I voted Stacy and assumed I would be dead in the morning. So let me figure out what happened and propose a theory.
July 30, 2015 at 10:22 am
todahshy
The wolf is definitely two of Kg, Novak and Roxanne. Leaning more on Roxanne / Novak side after I reread Day 1.
July 30, 2015 at 10:30 am
Inkarnit
Or todahshy
July 30, 2015 at 10:31 am
Inkarnit
And what about sherry? Conveniently cleared?
July 30, 2015 at 10:25 am
sherrymac1031
UNVOTE ROXANNE
VOTE KG
UNVOTE KG
VOTE ROXANNE
July 30, 2015 at 10:32 am
Inkarnit
vote todahshy
So tell us your reasoning for Novak, KG, or Roxanne then.
July 30, 2015 at 10:37 am
todahshy
I’ve asked people to go reread end of Day 1. Roxanee is sooooo sketchy now that we know Annette is a wolf during that process. The others were not on eithet of them in the initial vote then switched to DP in OT.
July 30, 2015 at 10:33 am
mbnovak
Alright, screw it. I’m the angel.
DG is a sturgeon. I’m reasonably confidant the other sturgeon is Todahshy, because the two of them make such a perfect pair (as outlined in some depth yesterday).
I’ve peppered a few things throughout to suggest I was the angel. Yesterday I dropped a mention to “if the angel were smart enough to not save either nibs or inkarnit, so they could get the certain save the next night.” Because that’s what I freaking wish I had done, and I realized it several hours after I flipped a coin and it told me to save Inkarnit.
It’s also why I was pushing so hard on the Colin kill/DG allive on day 2. There was a very obvious reason for DG to be alive and Colin the night kill, even if DG was a salmon (which I thought at the time…). DG would have been an obvious night-one save for the angel. I was looking to see if anyone would discuss that possibility, because if anyone other than KG (who often thinks about angel plays) had, I thought that would suggest they were a wolf, who had thought about such things. I was trying to set a trap, but no one walked into it.
Unvote Todahshy
Vote DG
I’m pretty sure on Todahshy, but we know on DG.
July 30, 2015 at 10:37 am
kg2005
Ha! I remembered that little hint, and it was actually what got me to start trusting you later on.
July 30, 2015 at 10:37 am
Inkarnit
Interesting. So now either you’re the fake or DG is. And I’ve thought you were 100% salmon since like day 1. I’m gonna go all in and figure I’ve been right on both of you all along. This way I feel really good about myself. But if it’s the opposite I’ll feel like Novak’s tool. Oh well.
July 30, 2015 at 10:40 am
kg2005
If Novak is a wolf there’s just no reason to come forward as an angel right now. He has so much good will from everyone. If we lynch DG and he’s the angel then Novak just outed himself on a non game-winning play.
July 30, 2015 at 10:42 am
Inkarnit
Oh I totally agree. Plus I’d rather just be right. I’m gonna bet on me being right. Because I’m never wrong! (In my own head)
July 30, 2015 at 10:34 am
Stacy Snell
*****DEATH POST****
Had an unbelievable fun time playing this and interacting with y’all! Now, please learn from this salmon and AVENGE ME!!! 🙂
#TEAMSALMON
*****END DEATH POST – CARRY ON*******
July 30, 2015 at 10:36 am
mbnovak
Before I get night killed, I’m gonna put together the case against Todahshy for everyone to see when I’m gone. I’ve got some work to do, but I’ll be getting to it before too long. Long story short: among other things, the votes he and DG cast work perfectly together.
July 30, 2015 at 10:38 am
kg2005
I mean, I don’t think you need to work too hard on it.
July 30, 2015 at 10:41 am
todahshy
Well I’m glad we were both equally awful villagers this game. Will make you feel foolish for the insults you through yesterday when you realize you have had tunnel vision on a villager the whole game.
I’m telling you Roxanne is the other.
July 30, 2015 at 10:44 am
mbnovak
There’s a chance of that, yes. I acknowledged that in my breakdown this morning. But I won’t feel foolish for being on you, no matter how it turns out, given the various facts about how you and DG voted.
July 30, 2015 at 10:49 am
kg2005
I think his interactions with Annette were a little sketchy too.
July 30, 2015 at 11:04 am
todahshy
If I were a wolf do you really think I would copy DGs Annette joke to Annette? That makes no sense. It’s something a villager not thinking through everything would say. Just please vote Roxanne next. She is so dirty.
July 30, 2015 at 11:08 am
Inkarnit
That might be true but she doesn’t have to turn on the red light.
July 30, 2015 at 12:04 pm
rockitlikeroxanne
I missed this earlier and now I must give you credit, cause that’s funny!
July 30, 2015 at 10:37 am
sherrymac1031
UNVOTE ROXANNE
VOTE TODASHY
July 30, 2015 at 10:38 am
Inkarnit
unvote todahshy
vote DG
July 30, 2015 at 10:38 am
kg2005
Vote DG
July 30, 2015 at 10:40 am
Inkarnit
Roxanne, here’s your test to prove todahshy wrong. Vote for DG?
July 30, 2015 at 10:42 am
todahshy
That would prove nothing. Any wolf would have thrown him under the bus by this point.
July 30, 2015 at 10:44 am
Inkarnit
I know this. But did Roxanne know this?
July 30, 2015 at 10:46 am
rockitlikeroxanne
But why would a sturgeon vote another sturgeon?
July 30, 2015 at 10:47 am
Inkarnit
To… Look like a salmon?
July 30, 2015 at 10:49 am
rockitlikeroxanne
Oh crap, pretend I did not ask that incredibly stupid question. It’s to early for all this clearly.
July 30, 2015 at 10:56 am
Inkarnit
Is this newb playing newb? I’d have to think that a newb sturgeon paired with DG would have been told, more than once, to be sure to vote for each other at some point. Which would mean Roxanne wasn’t paired with DG and that Roxanne is not a sturgeon. Or she’s playing dumb. So if we get todahshy next and he’s salmon then we can feel better about her.
July 30, 2015 at 10:40 am
sherrymac1031
UNVOTE TODAHSHY
VOTE DG
July 30, 2015 at 10:42 am
Inkarnit
Majority here.
July 30, 2015 at 10:42 am
spookymilk
MAJORITY REACHED.
DG has been hauled off to jail. I will give until 11:30 Central (about fifty minutes) for chatter and will then call NIGHT. During this time, please email me to let me know I can move to Day Five today.
July 30, 2015 at 10:43 am
rockitlikeroxanne
Vote DG
Novak you better not be lying I can’t see another salmon go down!
July 30, 2015 at 10:44 am
rockitlikeroxanne
Oh, well I was a little late to this party I see.
July 30, 2015 at 10:47 am
Inkarnit
So since you’re dead tonight Novak, what do you have for us to work with? I’m reasonably sure sherry isn’t the sturgeon now but not 100%. I’m also reasonably sure KG isn’t. That leaves it between Roxanne and todahshy. Seems we’re have room for error to go after both.
July 30, 2015 at 10:48 am
daneekasghost
***DEAD***
Fun Fact: I was 30 seconds from pulling it off. Damn you inkarnit.
***DEAD***
July 30, 2015 at 11:08 am
mbnovak
True story… I had thought we were tied until that vote came in. I was planning on coming out as the angel in the overtime, and pushing for Annette. But… I miscounted. So thank you inkarnit.
July 30, 2015 at 10:49 am
Inkarnit
Also just to avoid disaster, Novak post your propaganda meme lol
July 30, 2015 at 10:50 am
mbnovak
! Thanks for the reminder!
July 30, 2015 at 10:54 am
Inkarnit
I didn’t want to lose a salmon like this, especially at a critical junction like this.I also thought losing a sturgeon that way, while funny, would be lame.
July 30, 2015 at 10:56 am
mbnovak
July 30, 2015 at 10:58 am
Inkarnit
Heh. Bravo
July 30, 2015 at 10:56 am
Inkarnit
Is sherry allowed to talk yet? Since the last hour is now over?
July 30, 2015 at 11:06 am
Inkarnit
I’d like to hear from sherry before the day ends but I guess it’s not imperative. I could see the possibility of DG floating the idea to silence sherry, the last sturgeon (maybe even the silencer… See day 1) and to come out voting for DG and Roxanne. Maybe even with explicit instructions to vote DG since he would have had to assume he’d be killed for his fake out anyway.
July 30, 2015 at 11:03 am
mbnovak
Here’s what I wrote last night about DG/Todah:
“Todahshy and DG are just such a perfect couple right now. No two villagers would ever be that neatly aligned.
DG switched from his inconsequential vote on spacegirl at 8:41 last night right after Todah got up to 4 (at 8:39) to Inkarnit, who was the second best target at that point, and we now have reason to suspect is a villager.
Then the Spacegirl wagon took off, she became the best option for saving Todah, and he jumped on that as it went. He did so quietly, with a tiny little comment about her “cracking” which isn’t anything of substance. It’s just a “here’s some confirmation bias for you villagers voting out another villager” type of comment. I don’t think villager DG makes that comment.”
I also pointed out that Todah “wouldn’t quite get there” on DG last night. And he didn’t. He was the one who led the charge to Stacy. And he didn’t switch to Annette.
Going through yesterday, I saw KG laid out a good Annette/Todahshy make sense together too argument. Worth checking out.
Jeez, that angel move backfired last night, huh DG?
July 30, 2015 at 11:10 am
spookymilk
When you sell yourself as being the mod that’s extremely stringent about rules being followed, you have to make some pretty tough decisions.
Propaganda Sturgeon’s announcement came 24 hours and 7 minutes before Novak posted his meme. As such, Novak has been mod-killed.
Maybe that seems harsh, but this is the ONLY upside for Propaganda Sturgeon having this power, so the rule must be followed.
Also, DG has basically announced that he was a wolf, so I’ll update that too. If I have the night kill by :30, I’ll just call night and day concurrently.
The Dread Pirate(day 1, bad advice, salmon)Colin Prime(night 1, belly up, salmon)spacegirlmichy(day 2, those glasses, Private Sight)nibbish(night 2, too interesting, salmon)nettiebarron(day 3, whoops, Salamangela)Stacy Snell(night 3, coughed at the wrong time, salmon)mbnovak(day 4, fought the man, Private Angel)daneekasghost(day 4, semi-effective claim, Kelp Warfare Sturgeon)Inkarnit
kg2005
rockitlikeroxanne
sherrymac
todahshy
July 30, 2015 at 11:12 am
Inkarnit
Well. Fuck.
July 30, 2015 at 11:12 am
kg2005
Oh. Well that makes things more difficult.
July 30, 2015 at 11:14 am
Inkarnit
Funnily enough, my reminder to Novak was at exactly 24 hours to the minute. And I didn’t even know that.
July 30, 2015 at 11:14 am
mbnovak
*** DEAD ***
Your decision is harsh, but fair.
*** I SHOULD HAVE READ THE STURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING LABEL! ***
July 30, 2015 at 11:14 am
rockitlikeroxanne
Oh crap.
July 30, 2015 at 11:15 am
Inkarnit
OK before the day ends then, I DEFINITELY want to hear from sherry.
July 30, 2015 at 11:26 am
sherrymac1031
Sorry admin said I couldn’t talk when I asked then he said later oh oops yes u can
July 30, 2015 at 11:16 am
kg2005
So here’s the thing. I’m like 75% on Todah. That was enough to make tomorrow an easy vote and deal with the fallout if we’re wrong. Now my stomach hurts.
July 30, 2015 at 11:18 am
sherrymac1031
Omg I can talk again
July 30, 2015 at 11:20 am
sherrymac1031
I’m think todah cause he keeps saying me when I couldn’t defend myself so that seemed Wolfy to me
July 30, 2015 at 11:34 am
todahshy
Uhhhh when did I say you?
July 30, 2015 at 11:46 am
sherrymac1031
I thought u were pushing the finger at me when u said so sherry is cleared just like that indicating that was possibly still a wolf like I said my instinct is still been for Roxanne
July 30, 2015 at 11:57 am
todahshy
Inkarnit said so sherry is cleared. Trying to insinuate that I knew you were clean. But it’s just my gut is telling me you are clean because your questions seem genuine.
July 30, 2015 at 12:00 pm
sherrymac1031
I’m sorry todah I confused myself on that ugh I am sorry u didn’t say it it was inkarent that said it ugh glad I reread it
July 30, 2015 at 12:02 pm
Inkarnit
A little too late to matter.
July 30, 2015 at 11:21 am
sherrymac1031
I did ask as soon as majority vote went in and they said no then they said oops yes u can talk I also still think Roxanne
July 30, 2015 at 11:23 am
sherrymac1031
Roxanne still does some weird moves at the end quiet most of the day then vote for me sorry I wasn’t here at night fall I fell asleep est coast time
July 30, 2015 at 11:32 am
spookymilk
Night fell. The Littlest Angel had been so busy focusing on his Angel claim that he had failed to notice Propaganda Sturgeon’s shiv at his side. The not-angel was cornered and killed as well, so at least there was that.
As the rest of the salmon slept, dreaming of defeating the sturgeon menace, one late-night salmon, Private Wolfson, had been cornered by Propaganda Sturgeon.
“Oh…I see. But before you kill me, I have just one thing to say. It’s been a good life. I can’t complain about anything. Yes, some might say it’s unfortunate that I would die like this, alone and cornered in my own building, but I choose to focus on the fact that I lived – and REALLY lived – because I was a part of the salmon resistance. I am proud to have fought in the employ of General Salmon, and proud to have served alongside eight million salmon, minus six, and I suppose seven as I am laid to rest. I’m reminded of a story I was told many years ago by a salmon elder, who warned me of the dangers of not embracing kelp, as well as the dangers of ever stopping talking, even for a few moments. It was this man, this elder, who changed my life in many ways. There was also a beautiful young salmon who – ”
Sturgeon are evil, but thankfully, Prop Sturgeon ended it for Private Wolfson here.
The Dread Pirate(day 1, bad advice, salmon)Colin Prime(night 1, belly up, salmon)spacegirlmichy(day 2, those glasses, Private Sight)nibbish(night 2, too interesting, salmon)nettiebarron(day 3, whoops, Salamangela)Stacy Snell(night 3, coughed at the wrong time, salmon)mbnovak(day 4, fought the man, Private Angel)daneekasghost(day 4, semi-effective claim, Kelp Warfare Sturgeon)Inkarnit(night 4, almost put PS to sleep, salmon)kg2005
rockitlikeroxanne
sherrymac
todahshy
IT IS NIGHT.
IT IS DAY.
Okay, we’re good. Salmon, you have ONE shot at this because of the mod-kill. Night will fall at the usual time, but as usual with final days, it’s unlikely to take that long.
July 30, 2015 at 11:38 am
spookymilk
To be clear for the new players, who comprise half the field: the reason we lost a day is that with a salmon day lynching followed by a night-kill, we’d be at 1-1 and a draw means the sturgeon win the game. Thus, all three salmon have to vote for the sturgeon in order to win. Three is still a majority whenever it is reached.
This should not be read as a condemnation, nor exoneration, of either new player. I just want to make sure we’re clear about the rules.
July 30, 2015 at 11:38 am
kg2005
Welp, better read the whole thing again.
July 30, 2015 at 11:43 am
sherrymac1031
Ugh my instinct has been for Roxanne from the start I was swayed to vote space girl but I have been consist with the Roxanne vote now I may blinders on concerning her. Todah raises a red flag he went after me when I couldn’t defend myself which made me want to speak up so bad so at this point I’m willing to say it’s her or him
July 30, 2015 at 11:50 am
kg2005
Okay, I’m over thinking this.
Vote todahshy
July 30, 2015 at 11:53 am
sherrymac1031
I’m going with kg
July 30, 2015 at 11:53 am
sherrymac1031
VOTE TODAHSHY
July 30, 2015 at 11:54 am
sherrymac1031
Again Roxanne time to step up we can get the majority right here
July 30, 2015 at 11:56 am
kg2005
Now we play the waiting game.
July 30, 2015 at 11:56 am
todahshy
Well yet another loss for the village.
I’m just going with my gut based on what I reread this morning
VOTE ROXANNE
July 30, 2015 at 11:59 am
kg2005
I’ve been fooled before by newb wolves, but these guys asked all the right questions with all the right confusion to make me think it couldn’t be them. If they fooled me, good on them.
July 30, 2015 at 11:57 am
sherrymac1031
And I did completely misread that sorry todah u were with me on the Roxanne vote soo ugh now I’m overthinking this
July 30, 2015 at 11:57 am
rockitlikeroxanne
I’m definitely in on this, I have been suspicious of Todahshy since day two and reading novaks breakdown felt like putting the final piece in the puzzle
vote Todahshy
July 30, 2015 at 11:58 am
spookymilk
MAJORITY. Wow, that escalated quickly. I’ll write up the end.
Nobody announce anything before that.
July 30, 2015 at 12:01 pm
sherrymac1031
Fingers crossed
July 30, 2015 at 12:07 pm
spookymilk
General Salmon examined his privates. They seemed fine, so he moved on to the four people sitting before him at the dinner table. From his perch (yes, the mod can make fish puns too), he said, “Gentlemen and ladies, this is it. We’re here for just one reason.”
He paused, ostensibly for dramatic effect.
“You’ve forgotten the reason, haven’t you?” asked Private Todah.
“Yes,” General Salmon admitted.
Private Todah face-palmed. He’d been doing a lot of that all game long, frankly, at himself and at those accusing him.
One sturgeon could take on 7,999,990 salmon. This is scientific fact, and a Fun one at that, and Propaganda Sturgeon was so close he or she could taste it.
General Salmon closed his eyes and attempted to wave his finger around. “Okay, when I open my eyes, the person I’m facing is the sturgeon.”
He paused.
“Sir, your eyes are still closed.”
“Oh, right.”
“Also, you have no arms.”
“Also a point. You know what? Kill todahshy.”
They did.
Salmon were a good folk. Salmonopolis was a good place. Once.
The Dread Pirate(day 1, bad advice, salmon)Colin Prime(night 1, belly up, salmon)spacegirlmichy(day 2, those glasses, Private Sight)nibbish(night 2, too interesting, salmon)nettiebarron(day 3, whoops, Salamangela)Stacy Snell(night 3, coughed at the wrong time, salmon)mbnovak(day 4, fought the man, Private Angel)daneekasghost(day 4, semi-effective claim, Kelp Warfare Sturgeon)Inkarnit(night 4, almost put PS to sleep, salmon)todahshy(day 5, killed before he could speak, salmon)kg2005 (salmon)
sherrymac (salmon)
rockitlikeroxanne PROPAGANDA STURGEON
Sturgeon win!
July 30, 2015 at 12:10 pm
rockitlikeroxanne
Woooo!
July 30, 2015 at 12:15 pm
daneekasghost
Hell yeah! Nicely done!
July 30, 2015 at 12:08 pm
kg2005
I’ve never been in the position where I had to pick at the end. I didn’t like it.
July 30, 2015 at 12:17 pm
spookymilk
It is a terrifying place to be.
July 30, 2015 at 12:09 pm
nettiebarron
YAY!
July 30, 2015 at 12:09 pm
todahshy
So obvious. So mad that my credibility was too shot so no one wanted to hear me out. But yeah when I looked at Day 1 I was like ‘yup Will nailed it.’
July 30, 2015 at 12:10 pm
Inkarnit
Yeah I wanted you to make a better plea there at the end. But sherry’s misinterpretation of my comment as you caused her to jump the gun. Someone should have mentioned to the noobs to not be so quick to vote on the last day.
July 30, 2015 at 12:11 pm
todahshy
I can’t. Thursdays suck for me. So me repeatedly telling people to go back and read was all I could do.
July 30, 2015 at 12:12 pm
spookymilk
I was a little surprised to see two villagers vote on a final day without waiting for everyone. A lot surprised, even.
July 30, 2015 at 12:17 pm
todahshy
KG choked!
July 30, 2015 at 12:28 pm
kg2005
At that point in the game I would just think that everything he said was wolfish.
July 30, 2015 at 12:32 pm
spookymilk
Todah did have an…ahem…rough game. Early, especially.
July 30, 2015 at 12:39 pm
todahshy
Hey I had it nailed today. 😦
July 30, 2015 at 12:09 pm
sherrymac1031
Darn it I knew it darn it my instinct was to vote her omg I should have gone with my gut
July 30, 2015 at 12:09 pm
Inkarnit
ARGH
July 30, 2015 at 12:09 pm
kg2005
Hehe. Novak caught us two wolves and he STILL lost us the game!
July 30, 2015 at 12:10 pm
todahshy
Well… Brooks caught himself.
July 30, 2015 at 12:11 pm
kg2005
True in the end, but Novak got enough of us to vote for him that forced the angel play.
July 30, 2015 at 12:33 pm
daneekasghost
mmm? Novak caught me and then I had to pull a desperation move to try and take a villager with me.
July 30, 2015 at 1:07 pm
mbnovak
I was really proud I noticed your Spacegirl vote the night before. Almost every game we play, I look back and see a wolf who did that kind of move and I think to myself “I should really look for this in the game.” And this time, I actually looked for it in the game!
July 30, 2015 at 1:11 pm
Inkarnit
Also, I lied. I wanted you to be a sturgeon so much.
July 30, 2015 at 1:17 pm
daneekasghost
July 30, 2015 at 1:20 pm
Inkarnit
I know. Big surprise.
July 30, 2015 at 12:28 pm
mbnovak
Yeah. Yeah I did. That was horrible by me.
Though in my defense, look at Todahshy!
July 30, 2015 at 12:37 pm
todahshy
I know everyone thought I was wolfy. But I played so different from my wolf game that I was getting annoyed I was still under fire so long.
July 30, 2015 at 12:39 pm
mbnovak
Truth be told, it was knowing Brooks was a wolf that put me back on you. I had cooled so much, but his votes on Inkarnit and Spacegirl helped save you on night 2, so…
July 30, 2015 at 12:39 pm
spookymilk
I wondered all game long, and still do, how I would have seen you if I was playing. You were so extravagantly wrong, it would probably seem equally likely for you to be a wolf or a villager having a poor game. I thought the you vs. Novak thing would essentially exonerate both of you, as those fights often do, but when it went back to you I was pretty sure the wolves had gotten their win.
July 30, 2015 at 1:05 pm
mbnovak
From my perspective, at least, there were enough breaks in the battle yesterday that it did seem like he kind of cooled. But between him not wanting to go DG, and DG having avoided voting him the day before… 9 times out of 10, that’s the wolf.
July 30, 2015 at 1:28 pm
spookymilk
What?! DG, as a wolf, votes for wolves all the time.
July 30, 2015 at 1:42 pm
mbnovak
He didn’t this time…
July 30, 2015 at 1:44 pm
spookymilk
He passed through both of them several times, assuming they’d have to be sacrificed. He only came off of them because others did.
July 30, 2015 at 3:09 pm
daneekasghost
He didn’t this time…
You kidding me? I put annette into a tie on day 1 at the last minute!
July 30, 2015 at 12:10 pm
sherrymac1031
Good games guys ugh I’m cussing at myself now
July 30, 2015 at 12:10 pm
sherrymac1031
Nice job Roxanne I knew it was u but your last vote threw me off
July 30, 2015 at 12:11 pm
spookymilk
Game Notes
July 30, 2015 at 12:12 pm
kg2005
Over under on “This is so obvious!” comments: 17
July 30, 2015 at 12:14 pm
spookymilk
I think there’s more like one or two. It wasn’t a game where I thought everything was obvious. If it doesn’t seem obvious to me, then believe it or not, I don’t say it seems that way.
July 30, 2015 at 12:13 pm
todahshy
Fun fact: This is the first time I’ve ever been lynched by the village as a villager.
July 30, 2015 at 12:17 pm
sherrymac1031
It was my fault I take the blame guys I did move quick I knew it was Roxanne I knew it and I still figured kg was a better player so I went with him I was too unsure of myself yet I started the day knowing it dg and Roxanne so I take the blame
July 30, 2015 at 12:23 pm
Inkarnit
Not really your fault. You were new. Easy to make mistakes.
July 30, 2015 at 12:23 pm
The Dread Pirate
Hey village, miss me yet?
July 30, 2015 at 12:24 pm
Inkarnit
Hey there 🙂 Sorry to kill you. But you were acting wolfy!
July 30, 2015 at 12:28 pm
The Dread Pirate
How?
July 30, 2015 at 12:33 pm
spookymilk
Fair question, I think. I chalked it up to the recent strange phenomenon of villages, on the first couple of days, often wanting to lynch the person who appears to be hunting the most.
July 30, 2015 at 12:25 pm
kg2005
Yes. A thousand times yes.
July 30, 2015 at 12:28 pm
nettiebarron
Not a bit.
July 30, 2015 at 12:34 pm
daneekasghost
Nah.
July 30, 2015 at 12:41 pm
todahshy
No one wanted to go back and reread your insight.
July 30, 2015 at 12:45 pm
kg2005
For me “go back and look at day one!” is stupid because no one knows anything on day one.
July 30, 2015 at 12:48 pm
spookymilk
Well, the wolves do, so day one seems pointless at the time, but it can tell you a lot once you’ve caught a wolf and look back at their actions.
But yes, looking back at a villager who only played one day is of limited use (most of the time).
July 30, 2015 at 12:58 pm
todahshy
That’s rhe thing. I’m terrible at finding wolf 1. But if you give me 1 I have something to work with and can then make good deductions. So yeah early on I’m beyond useless.
July 30, 2015 at 3:08 pm
StacyStace
Oooh good point!!! Every thing I read teaches me more!
July 30, 2015 at 12:33 pm
kg2005
Fun fact: For the first few werewolf games I played I had a hard time telling Beau and bhiggum apart because their names started with B’s. Imagine my terror at the start of this game.
July 30, 2015 at 12:35 pm
spookymilk
Ha! Melissa, similarly, admits issues matching names to avatars, even after several games played with the same people.
July 30, 2015 at 1:21 pm
daneekasghost
Fun fact: Whenever roxanne commented I wondered what sean was doing over here
(sean has an avatar with a similar shade of green as a background)
July 30, 2015 at 1:22 pm
mbnovak
Fun fact: me too.
July 30, 2015 at 12:36 pm
spookymilk
Fun Fact: Propaganda Sturgeon was a last-second, throwaway role that I tacked on for levity. Who knew?
July 30, 2015 at 12:37 pm
mbnovak
Friggin’ propaganda. The reason I didn’t do it right away is I was at work, and when not on the site here, I was, you know, working. Taking time to do a meme seemed like something that should wait until I got home.
I don’t disagree at all with the mod-kill. I totally spaced on it. But at least I have a legit excuse for not doing it right away.
July 30, 2015 at 12:39 pm
nettiebarron
I was counting down and just about crapped myself when Inkarnit reminded you!
July 30, 2015 at 12:41 pm
spookymilk
I didn’t realize it was even close. I thought it had happened much later yesterday, so when Roxy reminded me, I figured I’d look as a formality.
July 30, 2015 at 12:40 pm
kg2005
That is absolutely something I would space on. Don’t blame you at all.
July 30, 2015 at 12:42 pm
spookymilk
I don’t either, given that he couldn’t do it right away. It’s too bad it was such a big deal, though, because it really did seem like roxanne was the next one after todah.
July 30, 2015 at 12:44 pm
kg2005
After the way things worked out for the village after the Stacy/Annette thing I think this evened it out.
July 30, 2015 at 12:49 pm
spookymilk
Yeah. I certainly don’t believe in karma, but if I did, this would be Exhibit A.
July 30, 2015 at 1:02 pm
mbnovak
I said as much to Kelly, DG, and Inkarnit.
This was a fun game, and it worked out evenly enough.
July 30, 2015 at 1:04 pm
Inkarnit
I wish I had reminded Novak earlier. I actually thought about it this morning at 6:45am and meant to include it in my initial post.
July 30, 2015 at 1:05 pm
todahshy
I had fun. I’m sorry that Matt and I couldn’t get off of each other until it was too late.
July 30, 2015 at 1:06 pm
Inkarnit
Your logic where you seemed to come off Novak while I was silenced is what got me off of you. You made a ton of sense finally and I saw you as salmon. That’s why I did the triple unvote of you.
July 30, 2015 at 2:17 pm
todahshy
I did come off Novak until this morning before he claimed and I was like it has to be him and Roxanne. Then his claim made it all make sense again.
July 30, 2015 at 12:51 pm
spookymilk
By the way, the thirst for Werewolf was pretty strong this time, and once PwtP is over I can see trying to do another, if Turbo doesn’t completely kick my ass.
July 30, 2015 at 1:06 pm
todahshy
This had a ton of participation. I’d be down for another. I still want to make roles for a BB werewolf – the twistiest game ever!
July 30, 2015 at 1:12 pm
mbnovak
I’m with you on the part with seeing how Turbo survivor goes.
July 30, 2015 at 2:19 pm
daneekasghost
That will be Werewolf 30. (not XXX – we already did that one)
July 30, 2015 at 2:21 pm
mbnovak
I felt like I was safe using XXX back in the day. Wasn’t going to come up for a long, long time…
If you want an absolutely insane game… that freaking stair car!
July 30, 2015 at 3:59 pm
The Dread Pirate
I told spooky yesterday in email (while also cheering that you and inkarnit had figured this game out), that you need to mod LOST with Jack as the blind set who stupidly believes whatever he’s told.
July 30, 2015 at 4:06 pm
mbnovak
I will do that someday.
July 30, 2015 at 12:52 pm
spookymilk
Actually, who might be up for some Werewolf: Turbination tonight?
New players, “Turbination” is a nickname we give Turbo Werewolf. We do 20-minute days and 10-minute nights. It’s a complete sh*t show, and we all know it and don’t care, because they’re usually hilarious.
Fair warning: we swear a lot during Turbination.
July 30, 2015 at 12:58 pm
nettiebarron
Yessss, DO IT!
July 30, 2015 at 1:22 pm
daneekasghost
I agree with this person/sturgeon/salmon cookie.
July 30, 2015 at 1:23 pm
daneekasghost
But I can only do it late (which I know doesn’t match with everyone else).
July 30, 2015 at 1:24 pm
Inkarnit
Eff late. Let’s do it at 5pm Central. Or 6pm.
July 30, 2015 at 1:30 pm
nettiebarron
Your late is my perfect.
July 30, 2015 at 2:18 pm
daneekasghost
Yeah, the three wolves were always all around at about 10:15 Central, it was kind of funny since we didn’t overlap much during the day.
July 30, 2015 at 1:01 pm
Inkarnit
Why not turbination during the day? I can never do nights 😦
July 30, 2015 at 1:04 pm
nettiebarron
Because jobs!
July 30, 2015 at 1:05 pm
Inkarnit
Steve Jobs is dead. Next excuse?
July 30, 2015 at 1:30 pm
spookymilk
Because nobody wants to endure your punchless, pointlessly referential non-jokes?
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
July 30, 2015 at 1:33 pm
Inkarnit
I don’t get it… ? 😉
July 30, 2015 at 1:38 pm
kg2005
I thought the red light joke was pretty good.
July 30, 2015 at 1:40 pm
spookymilk
I was really just calling out this specific attempt. Plus, “Inkarnit = bad jokes” is a running joke in Survivor game we’re playing over on Facebook.
July 30, 2015 at 1:43 pm
Inkarnit
Yeah I totally got it. I suppose for those not involved it was out of context though. Yeah KG I’ve been posting a bunch of hilarious (not to Kelly) two liners over there. All the CdL people groan while the FB people ask for more.
July 30, 2015 at 1:46 pm
spookymilk
Many of the jokes you posted (all from the same list of two-liners) are pretty good, but how can I not get into the spirit of things?
July 30, 2015 at 1:49 pm
Inkarnit
No I agree, it’s great fun. I know it’s in good spirit. Yeah it wasn’t difficult to find many of those jokes with a simple search but I hadn’t heard most of them and figured the same would be true of others. I particularly like the plagiarism joke.
July 30, 2015 at 1:07 pm
Inkarnit
For arguments sake… like say I had an “after hours” appointment that caused me to stay at the office… what time would Turbo start and how long does it generally last?
July 30, 2015 at 1:08 pm
Inkarnit
Nevermind I can do math… 30 minutes per day, probably averages to 4 days at 20 minutes… so maybe 1.5 hrs?
July 30, 2015 at 1:18 pm
rockitlikeroxanne
I would totally play!
July 30, 2015 at 2:13 pm
sherrymac1031
I want in
July 30, 2015 at 1:30 pm
daneekasghost
Fun fact: It was great fun to have a bunch of new players in one game! Hope all of you come back and play again.
July 30, 2015 at 1:32 pm
spookymilk
What are the odds of not only having four new players in one Werewolf game, but having all four present and engaged to a reasonable degree? It gave the game a lot of identity.
July 30, 2015 at 1:34 pm
Inkarnit
As long as you leave day 1 out of that.
July 30, 2015 at 1:36 pm
Inkarnit
And the odds are…. Truly random!
July 30, 2015 at 1:45 pm
kg2005
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/japanese-game-show/n10632
July 30, 2015 at 1:46 pm
kg2005
MOTHER OF MERCY I DON’T SPEAK JAPANESE
July 30, 2015 at 1:48 pm
spookymilk
Wow. The quote didn’t jog it, but I remembered the sketch immediately the second I saw the backdrop.
And that’s Laura Kightlinger! At the time this aired, I had no idea who she was.
July 30, 2015 at 2:03 pm
todahshy
Oh no my origin story is released!!!
July 30, 2015 at 1:55 pm
daneekasghost
Fun facts:
Wolf % standings (or why does random.org hate me so much?)
freealonzo (2/3 – 67%)
meat (7/16 – 44%)
DG (11/30 – 37%)
Colin Prime (10/28 – 36%)
The only players to play more than one game and be a wolf more than 1/3rd of the time.
All-time losses
Colin Prime – 18
bhiggum – 16
Pirate – 14
kg/nibbish – 13
DG – 10
All-time wins (this is just straight up bragging)
DG – 20
bhiggum – 11
spooky/kg/nibbish/Pirate/Colin Prime – 10
Longest active wolf survival steaks
kg – 14 days (7 days short of Colin Prime’s record)
adobery – 11 days
Beau – 6 days
roxanne – 5 days
nibbish – 5 days
meat / JudasGoat / infantsquirrel / beezypoof – 4 days
July 30, 2015 at 2:00 pm
kg2005
I have been a villager 11 straight games. It has been over 3 years since I have been a wolf.
July 30, 2015 at 2:02 pm
todahshy
Yup, I’ve never played a game where you were a wolf.
July 30, 2015 at 2:04 pm
daneekasghost
They’re boring. He wins.
July 30, 2015 at 2:05 pm
spookymilk
My favorite kg-as-wolf moment came when I was modding, and he emailed me “WHY ARE THEY BUYING THIS?! I’M MAKING NO SENSE”
July 30, 2015 at 2:06 pm
kg2005
I just read my last day as w wolf in the COPS game. I was a monster.
July 30, 2015 at 2:14 pm
mbnovak
I like that you’re still using the MLP avatar, even though that was 4 games ago.
July 30, 2015 at 2:15 pm
todahshy
It will live on forever in my heart.
July 30, 2015 at 2:16 pm
mbnovak
I had so much fun modding that one.
July 30, 2015 at 2:03 pm
daneekasghost
One more and you’ll tie TDO’s record.
July 30, 2015 at 2:27 pm
kg2005
It looks like bhiggs has been a villager 13 games in a row. 15 if you consider that he had two roles in Rome and was a villager in both games of Double.
July 30, 2015 at 2:35 pm
daneekasghost
So he has. Impressive.
July 30, 2015 at 2:11 pm
mbnovak
Huh. Only Beau tops my long-game survival rate, and he has an extra wolf-turn in 5 fewer games.
Apparently I can talk myself into not being lynched.
July 30, 2015 at 2:16 pm
Inkarnit
You even almost succeeded at saving yourself when I caught you in a rules lie!
July 30, 2015 at 2:19 pm
todahshy
It is fun being a wolf with you (much funner than being a wolf with meanie Will!)
July 30, 2015 at 2:33 pm
Beau
I’m at my best when I got votes on me.
August 2, 2015 at 11:29 pm
Colin Prime
I think you’re having too much fun with these facts.
August 2, 2015 at 11:40 pm
daneekasghost
Guilty.
July 30, 2015 at 2:18 pm
mbnovak
I want to play the one where we had two simultaneous games going on again. That was insane.
July 30, 2015 at 2:21 pm
daneekasghost
Yes. I sure couldn’t make heads or tails of it!
/nervous laughter
July 30, 2015 at 2:19 pm
sherrymac1031
Ok lol at one point on Tuesday idk if it was the fever or all the meds I’m on I had to double check to make sure I wasn’t a wolf u all had me convinced I was lol
July 30, 2015 at 2:24 pm
spookymilk
That’s happened to me! I couldn’t find a wolf and was temporarily convinced the mod had done a twist where I was a wolf, but didn’t know.
These game will frick with the old noggin.
July 30, 2015 at 2:20 pm
mbnovak
Or some version where there are three factions, and three corresponding phases of day.
July 30, 2015 at 2:26 pm
spookymilk
Thinking 8 or 9 Central for the Turbo, if it happens.
Wolfson and I have to judge stories at 7 or so. I want to be timely with results, as the last couple were pushed. With good reason, but still.
July 30, 2015 at 2:28 pm
Inkarnit
Oh. Judging. I… that’s tonight huh? Cool. Glad you reminded me here. Man it’s been a long time! Let me see how I can swing judging and turbo. So stories are due at 7pm Central? Then WW:Turbo at 8 or 9pm Central?
July 30, 2015 at 2:36 pm
mbnovak
Judging tonight! Yay! I was gonna ask about that at one point…
July 30, 2015 at 2:36 pm
Inkarnit
Before or after you forgot to make a meme so we could win the game?
July 30, 2015 at 2:40 pm
spookymilk
Only if we have a gatherer, and the usual gang of idiots all seem to be busy at that time.
July 30, 2015 at 2:47 pm
mbnovak
Well… if it’s late, it’s late. Better to get it right. That’s been working for me lately after all.
July 30, 2015 at 2:49 pm
Inkarnit
You mean like posting a meme late worked for you?
Why do you keep providing the ammunition?! I’m done now. I think.
July 30, 2015 at 2:50 pm
mbnovak
You were done a long time ago. You just didn’t realize it.
July 30, 2015 at 2:51 pm
Inkarnit
I never do, sir.
July 30, 2015 at 2:29 pm
todahshy
So I just read the notes.
In what world am I a villain?!?!
July 30, 2015 at 2:31 pm
Inkarnit
All of them
July 30, 2015 at 2:58 pm
spookymilk
So who’s got one more Turbo Survivor player for me? Been stuck on 23 forever.
July 30, 2015 at 3:12 pm
todahshy
I would but my ego can’t take anymore bruising 🙂
July 30, 2015 at 3:15 pm
kg2005
I might be around later?
July 30, 2015 at 3:00 pm
spacegirlmichy
Well dang… Sorry I was so awkward guys. I really didn’t know what I was doing day 1. I thought I was doing well day 2. If the mob had come after me like 10 minutes sooner, I would have outted myself sooner, but it all happened so quick!
July 30, 2015 at 3:05 pm
Inkarnit
You were hardly the worst new seer to play. You did a pretty good job all things considered. Getting your peeks out was extremely helpful and allowed us to focus on others after your death. We almost won this game and it was largely thanks to you.
July 30, 2015 at 3:15 pm
daneekasghost
Fun fact: I got an email from Pirate last night at 8:59 saying only “You bastard!”
I was greatly amused.
July 30, 2015 at 3:16 pm
kg2005
Fun fact: at 8:55 last night I sent an email to Kelly saying “Of course he’s lying!”. I don’t think many of the regulars actually believed you were the angel, but we all wanted to see how things would play out.
July 30, 2015 at 3:20 pm
daneekasghost
It played out that you were 30 seconds from losing another villager and having to be perfect for 3 days.
Also, if roxanne would have been around there’s a real possibility a majority is reached on Stacy. So, I would caution against that tactic in the future.
July 30, 2015 at 3:36 pm
todahshy
I didn’t even think Stacy was a wolf. I just wanted people to start moving votes around because having them on KG for 85% of the day was giving us no info whatsoever. Then by the time deadline came I was too gun shy to hit send on my switch to Annette. I had it typed out in the comment box but after the previous day’s blunder I could not bring myself to pull the trigger when I also wasn’t totally sure on Annette.
July 30, 2015 at 3:37 pm
spookymilk
I found this game to be somewhat well-played on the whole, but I admit the Stacy vote made absolutely no sense to me. That’s the only time I thought, “Ugh, friggin’ village,” which usually comes up several times a game.
July 30, 2015 at 3:39 pm
todahshy
It would be helpful if people could show up for the late night push about 15-20 minutes earlier. I feel like we would have a lot less blunders that way. Of course avoiding the last second rush would be even better but I know I can’t have it all.
July 30, 2015 at 3:43 pm
daneekasghost
It would be helpful if people could show up for the late night push about 15-20 minutes earlier.
amen.
July 30, 2015 at 3:52 pm
mbnovak
That’s part of what makes it a rush though, right?
July 30, 2015 at 4:04 pm
spookymilk
As often, DG spit the truth as a wolf, saying the late rush is a horrible tactic that the village just won’t stop employing.
July 30, 2015 at 3:54 pm
kg2005
You don’t need to be so defensive, I’m not saying it was a bad play. I would have done the same thing as a villager.
July 30, 2015 at 5:35 pm
daneekasghost
Yeah, that did sound more defensive than I intended. Mostly the wait-and-see is a tactic I just don’t agree with. I’ve seen it and benefited from it a lot on the other side. If you have a wolf, kill the wolf.
July 30, 2015 at 3:34 pm
todahshy
I was willing to believe it until someone stepped forward to refute it. I didn’t see the point in going crazy obsessing over it WHEN ROXANNE WAS SUCH AN OBVIOUS WOLF!!
July 30, 2015 at 3:39 pm
sherrymac1031
Roxy ugh she got us but if I had more game play I may have slowed today I didn’t trust my instincts yet. I should have taken a minute and said stop but I didn’t
July 30, 2015 at 3:45 pm
daneekasghost
The angel is way more valuable as a role claim.
Especially in this game where the village needed two angel saves to gain a day.
July 30, 2015 at 4:03 pm
spookymilk
Mmhm. That’s why I like angels (in a game big enough to warrant them). Their “job” is just gravy.
July 30, 2015 at 4:05 pm
kg2005
I also think there’s a lot of value in warding off the easy kills. Makes it harder to kill confirmed villagers if there’s an angel to protect them.
July 30, 2015 at 4:11 pm
spookymilk
Aye, ’tis true. I’ve survived an extra day or two because of this in the past.
July 30, 2015 at 5:32 pm
daneekasghost
Good point. Especially if you get a seer claim, you can guarantee another peek. But once the seer is out, there are usually enough possible targets that the angel is ineffective.
July 30, 2015 at 4:05 pm
spookymilk
DG: you asked when you got your role if this was truly random. Wondering if you were kidding.
This is the closest I’ve gotten to saying “Fuck it” and drawing again for wolves.
If TDO plays and draws a wolf, that’ll test me as well. I’ll do the right thing, but I won’t like it.
July 30, 2015 at 4:07 pm
mbnovak
When you got to be Pinkie Pie for MLP, I could not believe how awesome random.org was.
July 30, 2015 at 4:08 pm
mbnovak
And I felt bad, because TDO was the neutral, and that broke his streak kind of.
July 30, 2015 at 4:12 pm
spookymilk
Eh, we’re good. I’ll take a neutral over a wolf, for sure. I’m at this point where I desperately want to know what a wolf TDO is like, but not enough that I actually want it to break the streak.
Me as Pinkie was fantastic. I was elated.
July 30, 2015 at 4:57 pm
mbnovak
Especially the way it worked out for the story! I mean, the fake gun thing? That’s totally Pinkie!
July 30, 2015 at 5:16 pm
daneekasghost
I never doubted that you were following random.org
It’s just hard to believe that it’s this consistent.My longest villager streak is 3 games.
3.
July 30, 2015 at 5:46 pm
daneekasghost
I mean, f***in’ meat had a streak of 5 villager games.
July 30, 2015 at 5:47 pm
Inkarnit
What’s my streak?
July 30, 2015 at 5:48 pm
daneekasghost
this was your third in a row.
July 30, 2015 at 5:49 pm
Inkarnit
Thought so. See? You have the same streak as me! That’s totally the same thing, right?
July 30, 2015 at 5:31 pm
daneekasghost
I posted a comment and now it’s gone.
I never doubted that you were following random.org, it is just crazy to contrast those long villager streaks we were talking about above with TDO, higgum, and kg and my own record.
My longest villager streak? 3. 3 games.
July 30, 2015 at 5:31 pm
daneekasghost
hey, now it’s here and I look dumb. Hooray!
July 30, 2015 at 5:39 pm
Inkarnit
NOW you look dumb?
Sorry couldn’t resist.
July 30, 2015 at 4:13 pm
Inkarnit
My favorite role was in Parks & Rec as the false seer… and still getting a peek correct.
July 30, 2015 at 4:15 pm
Inkarnit
Although being the bartender with the silencing drink in Speakeasy was quite fun/ironic as well. It would have been better if my drink couldn’t be rejected.
July 30, 2015 at 5:55 pm
daneekasghost
Werewolf Trivia:
Can you name who has the longest active winning streak? (I can almost guarantee that it’s not who you think)
July 30, 2015 at 6:00 pm
Inkarnit
Melissa?
July 30, 2015 at 6:02 pm
daneekasghost
you are zero fun.
Yes. It’s Melissa with 5 games in a row. (got to be up there among the top few winning streaks of all time)
July 30, 2015 at 6:10 pm
Inkarnit
Maybe. Quite a few have hit 4 win streaks though. I think I was on a 4 win streak before this one even. This would have been my 5th.
July 30, 2015 at 6:10 pm
todahshy
That blows my mind.
July 30, 2015 at 6:11 pm
Inkarnit
You had a 10 win streak it looks like. First 10 games.
July 30, 2015 at 6:13 pm
daneekasghost
I am… aware.
July 30, 2015 at 6:15 pm
Inkarnit
That’s not going to ever happen again I don’t think.
July 30, 2015 at 7:31 pm
kg2005
It’s a lot easier to generate win streaks when the village wins most of the time. That hasn’t been true since the beginning.
July 30, 2015 at 9:14 pm
daneekasghost
bhiggum and spooky both had 6-gamers (spooky games 1-8, bhiggum 2-7)
other than those I think Melissa has the longest.
July 30, 2015 at 7:45 pm
Inkarnit
TUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBOOOOOOOOOO