HALL OF CHAMPIONS
SPOOKYMILK SURVIVOR
I: Rachel “The Double-Dealer” Flynn
II: Ryan “The Snake” Fossum
III: Patrick “The Gentleman” Kozicky
IV: Brienne “The Submitter” Maner
V: Rusty “The Porn Star” Greene
VI: Brooks “The Unlikely Hero” Maki
VII: William “The Soulful” Schuth
VIII: Brooks “The Survivor” Maki
IX: Zack “The Ice Cream Man” Sauvageau
X: Pete “The Vacuum Cleaner” Bruzek
Turbo: Brooks “The 1956-1979 Montreal Canadiens” Maki
XI: Matt “The Cold-Hearted Motherf*&^er” Novak
All-Stars (XII): Andy “The Quiet Man” Rustleund
XIII: Sarah “Clarence’s Hope” Bizek
XIV: Dan “The Professional” Kautz
XV: Christina “Assault And” Pepper
XVI: Matt “The First-Time Player” Novak
XVII: Stacy “Saintly Patience” Snell
XVIII: Brian “Checkmate” David
XIX: Annette “Eammon for the Top” Barron
XX: Daniel “Neville “Smash “Hardware” Hardwood” Longbottom” Caouette
XXI: Pete “The Comeback Kid” Bruzek
XXII: Dan “The Even More Professional” Kautz
XXIII: Melissa “Don’t You (Forget About Me)” David
XXIV: Stacy “Fucking” Snell
GODS AND MORTALS
I: Dragging Rivet’s Name Through the Mud One Last Time: Matt Novak (Ultragrandpa) and Michael Rivet (Friph Flipher-Fiph)
II: Bahambo Number 5: Pete “Triple Crown” Bruzek and Michelle “Single Tiara…So Far” Pratt
BIG BROTHER
I: Brooks “Oh, for the Love of God” Maki
II: Michael “#DDB” Rivet
III: Pete “Fortune’s Fool” Bruzek
IV: Erin “All Seven and We’ll Watch Them Fall” Leslie
V: Jake “Littlefinger” Elliott
FALL, CAESAR
2014: Brooks “The Creator” Maki
2015: Matt “The Artist” Novak
2016: Matt “Waited Them Out” Novak
2017: Annette “I Would’ve Voted for You” Barron
THE ROYAL RUMBLE
2013: #21 Greg “The Gallant Glutton of Greatness” Johnson
2014: #29 Jonathon “Big Papa” Pope
2015: #8 Christina “Am I in This?” Pepper
2016: #22 Annette “No Backs Stabbed” Barron
2017: #30 Bernice “The Vulture” Nicaise
2018: #17 Carrie “Solid Gold” Bard
2019: #16 Jake “The Jabroni” Elliott
PLAY WITH THE PROSE
(Writing, non-elimination)
I: Sarah “Centipede Face” Johnson
II: Sarah “The Johnson Eliminator” Wreisner
III: Colin “Lonely Old Moon” Woolston
IV: Melissa “Not Sidebar Material” Diamond
V: Sama “No Family Reunions” Smith
VI: Sarah “Tumor Face” Wreisner
VII: John “Cult Following” Wreisner
VIII: Joshua “Peed the Bed” Longman
VIII: Annette “Oh, Right, That’s Who Won” Barron
WEREWOLF (most recent)
Werewolf Stats Spreadsheet
PUZZLE CHALLENGE
I (Pure): Matthew “The Obsessor” Gilman
I (Power): Kelly “The Novak-Destroyer” Wells
DIPLOMACY
I: Matt “Exploiter of Worlds” Novak (France)
Casa de Leche 
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September 1, 2015 at 9:10 am
bhiggum
Umm- corn cob spear? Sorry, nibs- you deserved better.
September 1, 2015 at 9:17 am
bhiggum
OK, I really, really want to know who picked the rap battlers yesterday. Whoever you are, you had plenty of opportunity to come forward yesterday and didn’t. That makes me think wolf. And a wolf would have known if they were picking wolves or villagers. So wouldn’t a wolf pick at least one wolf, in order to steal an early immunity?
Discuss.
September 1, 2015 at 9:39 am
todahshy
I totally co-sign this but apparently Will thinks it is an insignificant detail…
September 1, 2015 at 10:36 am
The Dread Pirate
I don’t think it’s always trivial. I think focusing so much on it on day one was trivial.
Also, the seer had a clean peek at me last night, so I’m hopefully he/she can confirm me as a villager. The wolves would be handing each other over to the seer by picking each other.
September 1, 2015 at 10:50 am
bhiggum
That’s a good point, that the seer should look at whoever won immunity and that makes it a bad idea for a wolf to pick other wolves.
But I disagree that it’s trivial. It’s information that we can use later, and it seems that whoever chose didn’t want to share that information. The only people who should be trying to hide anything are the wolves.
September 1, 2015 at 9:39 am
sherrymac1031
Good luck all the my wolfy tribe go for the kill lol until next time everyone
September 1, 2015 at 9:51 am
bhiggum
Good game, sherry!
September 1, 2015 at 9:41 am
todahshy
I think the second most exciting outcome of yesterday (other than catching a wolf of course…great job everyone!) is the fact that we actually taught a new player how to use bold!
September 1, 2015 at 9:43 am
nibbish
DED
I (surprisngly) did my part. Lead us to victory, o village!
lifeless
September 1, 2015 at 9:43 am
todahshy
Village, if you get picked to choose the rap participants I think it makes sense to choose kg as one of the options.
September 1, 2015 at 9:44 am
Inkarnit
Great googly moogly we got one. When I get to work I plan to revisit the day to see what sherry leads us too.
September 1, 2015 at 9:48 am
nettiebarron
Vote BigPapaPope I mean Big Papa the Wolf!
September 1, 2015 at 9:50 am
nettiebarron
That last minute “coin toss” was completely out of character and contrived.
September 1, 2015 at 9:50 am
todahshy
Nettie bringin’ heat fo’ real!
September 1, 2015 at 10:33 am
BigPapaJonTheElf
Seriously? Have you met me? That’s exactly the way I deal with a last minute decision. I spent the last hour of the day hunting for clues, and came up with nothing. The coin toss was because I didn’t like either of the top vote-getters as a target.
September 1, 2015 at 9:51 am
spacegirlmichy
I’ll be available around 5:30ish, but what I want to revisit is when Sherry had plenty of votes, there were a few who went for Abby instead.
September 1, 2015 at 9:56 am
nettiebarron
I agree Spacey! Vote Pope and we can move this along.
September 1, 2015 at 9:54 am
todahshy
I’m coo’ with some early heat on someone.
vote Pope
September 1, 2015 at 9:58 am
todahshy
Meanwhile, I’m off to read Day 1. I’ll post my thoughts shortly.
September 1, 2015 at 10:13 am
bhiggum
I just came across this gem on my re-read:
August 31, 2015 at 8:26 pm
todahshy
unvote sherry
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August 31, 2015 at 8:26 pm
todahshy
I don’t see a wolf unvoting the other top vote getter before leaving for the night.
September 1, 2015 at 10:16 am
todahshy
Yup, I still don’t get why she did it. I’ve seen the person leading in votes do the switcheroo off the other target several times the only time it was done by a wolf was when it was DG (who I mean come on he is not normal).
Any other time it was a villager who we then all voted out anyway. So I was just being protective of that. If we ended up lynching Abby and she was a villager I would have been on here leading the charge against Sherry today because I felt strongly that 1 of the 2 was a wolf.
As I’m rereading Day 1 (I’m almost done) I am actually starting to wonder if both were wolves…
September 1, 2015 at 10:18 am
todahshy
Also, I think I’ve realized I need to George Costanza my werewolf game. If every instinct I have is wrong, then the opposite no matter how absurd must be true!
September 1, 2015 at 10:26 am
bhiggum
Heh, I’ve tried that. It didn’t work for me, but maybe I wasn’t committed enough.
September 1, 2015 at 10:04 am
kg2005
Good morning, village.
I know something you don’t know.
September 1, 2015 at 10:09 am
bhiggum
And what would that be, my good man?
September 1, 2015 at 10:14 am
kg2005
Not going to say yet. Not sure whether it favors the village or the wolves.
September 1, 2015 at 10:17 am
todahshy
Pick a side man! What are you neutral or something?
September 1, 2015 at 10:28 am
nettiebarron
Here’s my list:
1. Pope – clearly a wolf. His last minute vote for Abby gave him away to me.
2. Roxanne -seems like she’s playing the same way she did when she was a wolf. Quiet and trying to fly under the radar.
3. DT – He’s filling in for DG which makes me super suspicious. Weak? Maybe.
4. Inkarnit – his game is off. Watching closely.
5. Space girl – mid-level suspicion. She hasn’t been around enough to get a good read
6. DP – he appears to be hunting, but…I don’t know.
7. Todahshy – ditto
8. Abby – down due to last night’s events.
9. Bret – villager.
September 1, 2015 at 10:56 am
nettiebarron
I forgot Melissa – I guess I would put her at about 7a on my suspicion-o-meter.
September 1, 2015 at 11:37 am
Inkarnit
Why’s my game off? I successfully killed a wolf! In fact, I’m pretty sure I was the first person to vote for her. Granted I removed my vote and poked at Melissa for a bit for fun which started a nice bandwagon.
September 1, 2015 at 11:56 am
nettiebarron
You are just not your usual self. I suppose there’s a minute possibility you could be busy, but . . . . I’m watching you.
September 1, 2015 at 12:02 pm
Inkarnit
Watch me whip. Now watch me nae-nae.
September 1, 2015 at 12:03 pm
nettiebarron
**shudders**
September 1, 2015 at 1:28 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
No, he’s definitely got too much self-control. It’s suspicious.
September 1, 2015 at 10:41 am
BigPapaJonTheElf
OK, I actually have to work for a while. It’s going to be a busy day for me again, so don’t everyone get caught up in Annette’s tunnel vision. Although if I didn’t know that I was a villager, I would say she’s doing some good hunting.
September 1, 2015 at 10:51 am
nettiebarron
It’s not tunnel vision. It’s wolf goggles and they are lighting you up.
September 1, 2015 at 10:45 am
spookymilk
Good morning, everyone! I slept well, thanks.
todahshy and bhiggum are today’s rap battlers.
September 1, 2015 at 10:51 am
todahshy
UGH
September 1, 2015 at 10:51 am
bhiggum
Exactly what I was saying.
September 1, 2015 at 10:50 am
todahshy
My list, wow not much to go on for Day 1 as usual:
1. Big Papa (I guess we shouldn’t call him Pope, seems confusing for the new comers) – Annette brought out a good point but it is this comment that raised my interest (I pasted what he said below): https://spookymilk.wordpress.com/2015/08/31/werewolf-30-rap-battles-day-one/#comment-65928
“I went back and reread this morning’s posts, and all I’m getting out of that is a weird personal beef between Abby and Sherry. Nothing that strikes me as overly wolfy. In fact, I have no clue who to put a vote on right now.”
But then his coin flip is between the two of them.
2. Abby? – Could Sherry and Abby have planned to have the big blowup knowing there was history between the two? They seemed to have dropped the rage towards the end of the day. I could see it being somewhat staged.
3. Annette – weirdly both on point and not on point. Voting for neutrals and then making good arguments against Big Papa I don’t even know what to think. I also had the same issue as Will did yesterday where I left her off my list. That scares me. Last time I did that to someone, it was meat and he was a wolf.
4. Inkarnit – I feel like there was something different about his tone yesterday.
5. Bret – Weird vote last night?
6. Will – voting with me last night was weird. I mean he himself earlier called out how terrible I am at this game.
The quiet bunch:
7-9: DT, spacegirl, Roxeanne – need more info
10. Melissa – I am not getting any sort of wolf vibe after the way things went yesterday. Especially with Sherry and Abby’s eagerness to join the pile, no other bandwagon was as easy to get going the whole day.
11. KG – neutral unless we hear otherwise.
September 1, 2015 at 11:07 am
bhiggum
You say weird a lot.
Not that I’m disagreeing with you.
September 1, 2015 at 11:13 am
nettiebarron
Yesterday he called me odd. Today I’m weird. I might be getting a complex.
September 1, 2015 at 11:32 am
Inkarnit
This is pretty good. I agree that BigPapa is suspect number 1 right now. As for my tone yesterday, the only thing I can attribute that to is that I was busy in appointments. I’m generally the opposite of busy when playing Werewolf.
September 1, 2015 at 10:51 am
bhiggum
Oh, for eff’s sake
September 1, 2015 at 10:54 am
bhiggum
This was in response to spooky above.
September 1, 2015 at 10:53 am
todahshy
Who made the choices?!
Is KG’s role the rap battle chooser?
September 1, 2015 at 11:26 am
kg2005
Do you really think I would choose you and higgs for a rap battle?
September 1, 2015 at 11:32 am
todahshy
I’m just trying to figure out your cryptic message up above.
September 1, 2015 at 11:39 am
Inkarnit
I don’t think it was cryptic. He knows something but isn’t sure who it would benefit more to know it. He likely has confirmed someone is a villager and isn’t sure if he should say yet.
September 1, 2015 at 12:00 pm
todahshy
Maybe you need to choose X number of rap battles between a villager and a wolf.
September 1, 2015 at 1:30 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Does the rap battle chooser stay the same? Because, eventually, it’s gonna narrow this down. The chooser can’t choose themselves. So it’s not me, Will, Bhiggum, or Toady.
September 1, 2015 at 11:14 am
Inkarnit
Hot staggering fuck I’ll be a bit before I get to things. Got to the office and after last night’s crazy storms I have claims, threats to sue, and various other ridiculousness to contend with.
September 1, 2015 at 1:31 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
I threaten to sue you every day for harassment. That hasn’t made you any busier.
September 1, 2015 at 11:17 am
todahshy
Official Rap Battle Submission
Wake up at 6 in the morn’ feelin’ glum
Damn werewolf game had me lookin’ dumb
What could fix this funk? POTASSIUM!
Fly down those stairs nice and quick
Slam down that banana, ORGANIC
You got that right bro, my body’s my temple
No pesticides gonn’ give me no pimple
Tummy still rumblin’, can’t eat dirt
Go to that fridge n’ see GREEK YOGURT!
Hop in the car, tummy still achin’
Take a gander, ain’t got no bacon
Look to and fro, ha! no need to fret
Crisp apple’s on my left, suck on that Bret!
September 1, 2015 at 12:06 pm
Beau
Can we do rap battles in every Werewolf game? I love this.
September 1, 2015 at 12:09 pm
Inkarnit
Maybe your opinion would count if you actually played Werewolf games.
September 1, 2015 at 12:10 pm
Inkarnit
Insert levity above. Sounded harsher than I meant it lol
September 1, 2015 at 1:31 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
No. It should be that harsh.
September 1, 2015 at 11:26 am
Inkarnit
Quick read through at the end of the day… BigPapa and DT plopped a vote on sherry near the end when it seemed a foregone conclusion that she was going out. I could absolutely see a wolf doing that to try to blend in. Coupled with BigPapa’s other comments about the coin toss to choose Abby and that he didn’t see sherry as being particularly wolfy makes me think he’s a good suspect.
vote BigPapaJonTheElf
September 1, 2015 at 1:32 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
This sounds pretty convincing to me.
September 1, 2015 at 11:37 am
Inkarnit
Roxanne, LOL I just saw your response to my vote for you yesterday. My reasoning was pretty awesome. I might use that same reasoning today.
September 1, 2015 at 12:22 pm
kg2005
Annette is a wolf. Discuss.
September 1, 2015 at 12:26 pm
Inkarnit
Well she was excessively wooing. That’s a sure wolf sign. Also, she tried to vote for you and, of all people, didn’t see the obvious folly in you making a false neutral claim so early. She’s been trying to cast shade on me since the beginning. Once she saw I wasn’t getting any traction, she moved to abby and kept it there for the night.
September 1, 2015 at 1:33 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Yeah, but she false claimed a seer for no good reason once. I can see her randomly voting on a claimed Neutral. She’s really good at this game.
September 1, 2015 at 1:41 pm
Inkarnit
Is there a like button? Thumbs up? Something here?
September 1, 2015 at 1:57 pm
nettiebarron
I am!
September 1, 2015 at 12:31 pm
nettiebarron
No.
September 1, 2015 at 12:32 pm
bhiggum
I don’t think she’s a wolf. She jumped on you after your neutral claim (however mistakenly), she moved to Inkarnit with some reasoning, then she voted abby when she could have easily moved to sherry if she’d been a wolf. Just doesn’t seem like wolf moves to me.
September 1, 2015 at 12:33 pm
Inkarnit
You don’t think it’s wolfy to move to Abby and try to get the vote off the other wolf?
September 1, 2015 at 12:52 pm
bhiggum
She voted at 7:37, and here’s where the votes stood at that point-
abbyszoo 1 voting for MelissaD
bhiggum voting for nettiebarron
BigPapaJohnTheElf
davidtucker659
The Dread Pirate voting for nettiebarron
Inkarnit voting for Roxanne
kg2005
MelissaD 3 voting for MelissaD
nettiebarron 2 voting for abbyszoo
nibbish sherrymac
rockitlikeroxanne 1 voting for
sherrymac1031 2 voting for MelissaD
spacegirlmichy
todahshy voting for sherrymac
80 minutes until night. Eight is a majority.
So no, if she was a wolf, she wouldn’t have been worried for Sherry at that point.
September 1, 2015 at 12:56 pm
Inkarnit
OK so it wouldn’t have been to get the vote off necessarily. But perhaps it was to try to start another line of voting? I’m just playing Devil’s Advocate here. I’m not particularly high on Annette as wolf right now.
September 1, 2015 at 12:28 pm
rockitlikeroxanne
I think my top two suspects right now are Abby and bigpapa. Last night Abby and Sherry piled on Melissa without any reasoning at all. Super wolfy. I think Annette is doing some good hunting with pointing out BigPaPas comment which makes me think she is a villager.
September 1, 2015 at 12:32 pm
Inkarnit
I’m not too sure about Abby. Sherry and Abby obviously disliked each other. If they are both wolves, they played it perfectly however. I guess it’s possible that they decided as wolves together to pretend to hate each other. That would be a pretty great idea considering no one knows them or their history. BigPapa has some definite wolf signs though. The likelihood of them both being the other wolves is low though, considering BigPapa was at least pretending to determine who to vote for between two other wolves. I don’t think it’s likely for both to be wolves.
September 1, 2015 at 12:35 pm
nettiebarron
This. Abby moved down my list because Pope voted for her.
September 1, 2015 at 12:43 pm
Inkarnit
OK. So you had 3 whole minutes to move your vote after BigPapa’s vote on Abby. Why didn’t you switch? No, seriously though that just calls more attention to his last minute “coin toss” thing doesn’t it?
September 1, 2015 at 12:48 pm
nettiebarron
I was still in transit; and not that quick on my phone.
September 1, 2015 at 12:55 pm
Inkarnit
I wasn’t seriously giving you a hard time about that 3 minutes hehe
September 1, 2015 at 1:26 pm
rockitlikeroxanne
Abby should be outta school soon, maybe some pressure on her will clear things up.
Vote Abby
September 1, 2015 at 1:38 pm
abbyszoo
Im here now. Finally. Stupid bus ride. Anyway, my fighting sherry was completely not staged as A she and I really hate each other, B I have her block ed and haven’t spoken to her in like months and C I’m NoT a wolf. Reading yesterday back I agree that pope s comment s last night seem odd. I also think Roxanne has been quiet.
September 1, 2015 at 1:35 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
I’m in a better mood now that I’m not being attributed raps inappropriately. However, I do plan to rap more. So everyone, keep in mind that I’m not rapping for any points here. The theme is rapping, and I like to rap. COLIN.
September 1, 2015 at 1:45 pm
Inkarnit
Make us say uhhhh nah nah nah nah
September 1, 2015 at 2:25 pm
todahshy
unvote BigPapa vote Bret
WEIRD vote last night. WEIRDLY taking 80 hours to write his rap. Why do you want immunity so bad hmmmmmmm?
September 1, 2015 at 2:30 pm
Inkarnit
I also think nibbish makes a good wolf suspect. I don’t have any evidence or anything but I’ve gotta imagine a wolf was in on the sherry vote for hiding.
September 1, 2015 at 2:34 pm
nettiebarron
Since Nibbish was killed last night and was clearly a villager, I think maybe your instincts might be “off.”
September 1, 2015 at 2:36 pm
Inkarnit
Wait, what? I typed nibbish for real? I… swear I was typing spacegirl?
September 1, 2015 at 2:43 pm
nibbish
*** DEAD ***
I… I…
I don’t even know what to make of this.
*** DEAD ***
September 1, 2015 at 2:47 pm
Inkarnit
Ahh there we go. I’m a successful necromancer.
September 1, 2015 at 2:37 pm
Inkarnit
No. I got it. I was channeling my inner Annette. That’s it. I’m trying to be as good at this game as you are.
September 1, 2015 at 2:39 pm
nettiebarron
You WISH!
September 1, 2015 at 3:20 pm
bhiggum
Maybe I just suck at trying to rap, ever think of that? I mean, not maybe I suck at it, I really, really suck at it and I’ve got no idea what to do with it.
September 1, 2015 at 3:22 pm
Inkarnit
What was the last thing you ate?
September 1, 2015 at 3:26 pm
bhiggum
Oh, I got that part lol
I’m just going to wait until closer to the deadline, because I like to procrastinate.
September 1, 2015 at 3:28 pm
Inkarnit
But I’m gonna write a rap for you. You don’t have to use it. I just want to have fun with it 🙂
September 1, 2015 at 3:29 pm
bhiggum
Ah, gotcha- go for it, I had a Texas Double Whopper 😉
September 1, 2015 at 3:33 pm
Inkarnit
Here you go:
Yo
Yo
Yo
You woke up at 6? That’s some weak ish.
I don’t get up til’ I’m ready cuz I’m rich.
You think Werewolf makes you look dumb?
That’s some funny shit right there son.
You eat your food like a bitch.
Why you want your body a temple?
Who you think you are? Gregor Mendel?
You wanna eat like a man todahshy?
Gotta eat some real good stuff for the arteries.
My lunch homey, it’s a whopper.
No really, a freakin’ Texas Double Whopper.
You suck on those apples though.
After that, you can suck on my boy, Beau.
September 1, 2015 at 3:05 pm
kg2005
Todahshy is a wolf. Discuss.
September 1, 2015 at 3:14 pm
nettiebarron
What’s your deal, KG?
September 1, 2015 at 3:17 pm
Inkarnit
Well he was pressing for the rap battle chooser to come forward. That never did happen. Nor did today’s chooser reveal themselves either. He refuted sherry trying to pin Abby as wolf. We parked a couple votes on him early and he didn’t seem to sweat. Sherry’s two main targets early were todahshy and me. Her being a wolf makes those targets less likely to be so. He did jump on the Melissa bandwagon that I began as a joke but he jumped off it too once more people piled on. His jump off was onto the wolf, sherry. He even backs up his vote on sherry with sense. Towards the end of the day though when sherry was getting more votes, he unvoted her, stating that her unvote of Melissa as the 2nd highest vote-getter was probably not a wolf move. Obviously he was wrong but then he even tries to convince nibbish that her moving that vote was a villager play. He concedes with nibbish’s logic but plants a vote on Abby.
September 1, 2015 at 3:31 pm
bhiggum
Yep, I’m not feeling todahshy as a wolf, either. And now Inkarnit is making sense as a villager.
Either my instincts are terrible (yes, they are), or my pool of suspects is shrinking nicely.
September 1, 2015 at 3:39 pm
nettiebarron
Vote for Pope. After that, we can start looking for the other one.
September 1, 2015 at 3:10 pm
davidtucker659
vote BigPapa
I was very suspicious this morning when I saw his coin flip just so happened to favor against voting a wolf.
September 1, 2015 at 3:40 pm
Inkarnit
DT, can you give us a rundown of what you think of everyone else too?
September 1, 2015 at 4:33 pm
davidtucker659
It’s tough since I don’t know anyone yet. The argument was a bit strange but I doubt abby is a wolf since I think that was pretty good drama!
You are very chatty but I think is legit to get me to day something since I’ve been fairly quiet. All day meetings and plane flights every day on my schedule (I am not George clooney)
September 1, 2015 at 3:40 pm
kg2005
Inkarnit is a rapper. Discuss.
September 1, 2015 at 3:55 pm
Inkarnit
Judging by the lack of discussion, I’m guessing I shouldn’t change careers.
September 1, 2015 at 4:12 pm
spookymilk
Rhyming whopper with whopper? Ingenious!
September 1, 2015 at 4:13 pm
Inkarnit
Don’t tell me you’ve never heard raps that do that!
(granted they may not be GOOD raps)
September 1, 2015 at 4:18 pm
Inkarnit
I submit as defense:
http://genius.com/posts/48-Rhyming-words-with-themselves-sort-of-top-ten-homophone-rhymes-of-all-time
September 1, 2015 at 4:19 pm
Inkarnit
Also, I think it’s funny this is on genius.com
September 1, 2015 at 4:22 pm
bhiggum
Rap battle submission
Feet hit the floor, I walk out the door, it’s BK I’m dreamin
Escapin the office, I hear my stomach screamin
Fiendin for a Whopper and Fries
It’s my life I ain’t on no damn diet
I know what I’m cravin
You go ahead and choke down that healthy shit
I’m gonna eat something with flavor, that’s right
Cruisin my Crown Vic out the drivethrough
Jalapeno Double Whopper, that’s what I do
September 1, 2015 at 4:57 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Did you rhyme “shit” with “right”? Actually…I’m not sure there was a rhyme scheme at all in there.
You guys, I don’t think a wolf would rap this bad.
September 1, 2015 at 4:59 pm
bhiggum
I can’t really tell you how little I give a shit about rapping. I mean, there’s no words that can truly express it. I know, you’re all surprised 😀
September 1, 2015 at 5:21 pm
Inkarnit
Maybe he meant “shite”?
September 1, 2015 at 4:58 pm
bhiggum
And what the hell, I’ll Vote Papa Jon
Dammit, now I wish I’d ate pizza for lunch.
September 1, 2015 at 5:00 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
So, I don’t know if I follow this argument that Abby must be the wolf. Her drama with Sherry seems real. That’s a thing they do on FB. They’re hardcore with their drama. If it was someone else involved, one could make the argument that creating that drama between Abby and Sherry was a way to try to separate them and make it so that, if one went down, the other one wouldn’t because they’d been seen as enemies. That’d be awesome strategy. I 100% doubt that’s what was happening. Abby’s off the chopping block for me.
Big Papa Pope…not so much. I know he claims he’s working, but not being around to talk himself into a hole seems like a smart thing to pull for Wolf Pope.
Annette could be a wolf, but then she would have had to improve significantly at this game. Which is all-together possible. So she’s not off my list but definitely middling.
Bret sabotaged my rhyming in favor of Will yesterday. *squinty eyes*
To be honest, I’m not off the Will vote. I think the argument that another wolf would choose a wolf to give them a chance at immunity is a fairly good one. Since I’m a vanillager, and many of you agree with me, then if there’s a wolf in the initial “chosen ones”, it would be Will. Will often seems wolfy to me, though, so I’m open for argument on that.
September 1, 2015 at 5:01 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
PS. Has anyone analyzed Nibbs’ game yesterday? Did he say anything that stuck out as potentially making him dangerous to wolves?
September 1, 2015 at 5:07 pm
nettiebarron
He hardly said anything at all.
September 1, 2015 at 5:19 pm
Inkarnit
He was heavy on sherry and also mentioned that he could see abby as a new wolf too. But he wasn’t buying what sherry was selling and could have been killed as a potential future threat.
September 1, 2015 at 5:08 pm
nettiebarron
Did you just call me middling? I don’t think I like it.
September 1, 2015 at 5:12 pm
Inkarnit
I approve. You should too. Middling is WAY better than your previous performances.
September 1, 2015 at 5:12 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Well, there’s about as much to suggest you’re a wolf as there is to suggest you’re a villager. So I’d call that “in the middle”. Middling.
September 1, 2015 at 5:17 pm
kg2005
Anette is middling. Discuss.
…alright, I’ve taken that as far as it’ll go. I’m done.
September 1, 2015 at 5:17 pm
spookymilk
todahshy is unavailable for voting today, and for the night-kill if he’s a villager.
September 1, 2015 at 5:34 pm
spacegirlmichy
Going over everything that has been said today, I haven’t uncovered anything more suspicious than the “coin toss.” Also, where is Abby? She’s been done with school for hours and seemed pretty active yesterday, but has only posted one thing today (that I saw.) Could she be feeling the heat from a plan that backfired yesterday?
September 1, 2015 at 5:35 pm
spacegirlmichy
The “coin toss” that happened yesterday.
September 1, 2015 at 5:38 pm
abbyszoo
I haven’t been commenting because I was with family sorry.
September 1, 2015 at 5:37 pm
spacegirlmichy
Vote BigPapaPope
September 1, 2015 at 5:41 pm
abbyszoo
I agree that the most suspicious thing that seems to be happening is pope s weird voting strategy yesterday so…. vote BigPapa
September 1, 2015 at 5:44 pm
Inkarnit
unvote BigPapa
That escalated quickly. Let’s let him come say something first.
September 1, 2015 at 5:45 pm
Inkarnit
vote spacegirl because that bandwagon seems fishy.
September 1, 2015 at 6:05 pm
spacegirlmichy
It wasn’t bandwagon. One of the first comments of the day was how I felt about his vote. Before I voted, I wanted to re-read yesterday and re-read today.
September 1, 2015 at 5:47 pm
nettiebarron
We need a vote count. NOT IT! Where’s DG when we need him?
September 1, 2015 at 5:56 pm
abbyszoo
abbyszoo 1 voting for Big Papa.
bhiggum voting big papa
BigPapaJohnTheElf 5
davidtucker659 voting for Big papa
The Dread Pirate
Inkarnit voting for space girl
kg2005
MelissaD
nettiebarron voting big papa
rockitlikeroxanne voting Abby
spacegirlmichy 1 voting for Big Papa
todahshy voting Bret
September 1, 2015 at 5:51 pm
Inkarnit
VOTING UPDATE
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abbyszoo (1) voting BigPapaJonTheElf
bhiggum (1) voting BigPapaJonTheElf
BigPapaJohnTheElf (5)
davidtucker659 voting BigPapaJonTheElf
The Dread Pirate
Inkarnit voting spacegirl
kg2005
MelissaD
nettiebarron voting BigPapaJonTheElf
rockitlikeroxanne voting abbyszoo
spacegirlmichy (1) voting BigPapaJonTheElf
todahshy voting bhiggum
3 hours and 10 minutes until night. 7 is majority.
September 1, 2015 at 5:56 pm
nettiebarron
Thanks! Now put your vote back on Pope and let’s lynch us a wolf!
September 1, 2015 at 5:58 pm
Inkarnit
Mine would be 6. Still need 1 more for majority and I would like to hear what he has to say first.
September 1, 2015 at 5:57 pm
Inkarnit
Oh hey! While I’m thinking about it…
One thing we did wrong (in my opinion) last game was not giving any kind of guidance on roles. We’ve done that again because many of us just know what needs to happen when. Whoever the seer is should probably come out with their info on day 3 as a general rule. There are some variables of course, but usually that works out. As the seer, you will be night killed after role claiming. HOWEVER, in this game we have this fancy rap battle thing. So I’d say the seer should come out with info first thing in the morning and then the rap battle chooser (who is hopefully a villager) picks that seer and another person with the intent on that other person purposely sucking so that the seer gets immunity. If that other person refuses to let the seer win, then we know they’re a wolf. So, if one of you new people is the seer, get that info to us first thing in the morning. Also, if you are going to be lynched and you’re the seer, maybe tell us before the last 2 minutes or at least tell us what you’ve peeked so far like spacegirl managed to do last time.
September 1, 2015 at 6:09 pm
spacegirlmichy
I was only given 2 minutes to do it in the last game. The votes for me piled on way too quickly right before the deadline.
September 1, 2015 at 7:23 pm
todahshy
I love this idea but can we make an addendum that the battle chooser comes out before the seer? I’d kinda hate the seer to come out only to have either a wolf or Kg (it might be his role!) pick the battle.
September 1, 2015 at 5:59 pm
abbyszoo
Has will been here at all today? Just wondering
September 1, 2015 at 6:06 pm
nettiebarron
Just briefly this morning.
September 1, 2015 at 6:07 pm
spacegirlmichy
Another person who seems to be absent is TheDreadPirate. He’s made one comment today.
September 1, 2015 at 6:14 pm
kg2005
Vote DPWY
September 1, 2015 at 6:31 pm
todahshy
Well I’m glad I switched off Pope earlier or we would have hit majority.
September 1, 2015 at 6:33 pm
nettiebarron
A majority is a good thing. It doesn’t look like he’s even going to try to defend himself.
September 1, 2015 at 6:38 pm
rockitlikeroxanne
I’m less suspicious of Abby after reading day one over again. And more so of BigPaPa. That last minute “coin toss” seems too much like a wolfy mistake to ignore.
Unvote Abby, Vote BigPaPa
September 1, 2015 at 6:43 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
A coin toss doesn’t seem any more or less wolfy than anything else people do on Day 1. I’m just not willing to vote pope based on that alone.
September 1, 2015 at 6:44 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Annette’s insistence on him is actually wolfier than his coin toss. A little TOO eager to take someone out and lock the decision. Screams of a desperate need to keep the limelight off herself.
September 1, 2015 at 6:50 pm
nettiebarron
You can definitely lynch me tomorrow if I’m wrong. If I’m wrong, EVERYONE is going to lynch me tomorrow.
September 1, 2015 at 6:51 pm
Inkarnit
Having bagged a wolf on day 1, I’m almost willing to take this bet. If we lynch BigPapa and he’s a villager, we can then shove some foot up some Annette ass.
September 1, 2015 at 6:44 pm
BigPapaJonTheElf
OK, Work sucked even harder today than yesterday. I knew playing werewolf this week was a bad thing, it’s impossible not to seem wolfy when absent, and that’s just how this week is gonna be.
Anyway, I can’t believe that you’re following Annette on what is the worst wolf-ping I’ve ever seen her do. There really was a coin toss yesterday, and it really was because I had no idea who was a wolf. There wasn’t time to write out why I picked those two while I was on my phone, but at the time those two were the top vote getters, and I thought putting down a random vote would seem more wolfy. It was the best way to make a bad choice.
September 1, 2015 at 6:48 pm
nettiebarron
Lies! I’m not sure what a wolf-ping is but I have done MUCH worse.
September 1, 2015 at 6:46 pm
The Dread Pirate
Evening everyone. I just got home from five-plus hours in the car. Looking at Pope’s
game:
1. He made a very villagery post defending Melissa during the quick bandwagon.
2. He voted DT when he hadn’t been around. Sherry subsequently also voted DT. If Pope is a wolf, that means two wolves voted for the same player who was under no threat (or discussion at all) which seems a little odd.
3. He votes Abby in a “coin flip.” That reasoning is obviously not much help at all. Would a wolf not just jump on the sherry bandwagon at that point since she was already going down? Or why even make a vote there?
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not 100% that he’s a villager, but to have everyone vote for him today so quickly without much analysis or explanation besides his coin flip makes me think I’ve either gone completely blind about him or the wolves are perfectly content to let him go and have slid into that group of voters.
September 1, 2015 at 6:50 pm
Inkarnit
Oh there you are. This post certainly has some wolf hunting qualities to it. Hmm…
September 1, 2015 at 6:49 pm
Inkarnit
unvote spacegirl; vote DP because I concur on his absence today being suspect combined with the fact that a wolf probably chose the rap battle contestants yesterday (and maybe today too?) and likely chose at least one of their own to lock up some immunity. I also think Annette having this Pope tunnel vision is suspect even though I too suspect him.
September 1, 2015 at 6:58 pm
BigPapaJonTheElf
He couldn’t have chosen them yesterday, the person that chooses can’t choose themself. Spooky covered that yesterday.
September 1, 2015 at 7:00 pm
Inkarnit
Right. The battlers can’t have picked themselves. But even if both battlers were wolves, there was still 1 other wolf that could have picked them. I doubt both were wolves though. One is certainly a possibility.
September 1, 2015 at 6:53 pm
BigPapaJonTheElf
Anyway, I don’t think Annette is a wolf. This is classic tunnel vision for her. She does this when she’s guessing people’s identity in anonymous games of Survivor, too.
On the other hand, once Annette said something about it, that was a convenient excuse for a few others to jump on. Todah did, so did Abby.
September 1, 2015 at 7:09 pm
nettiebarron
Classic tunnel vision. That’s good, Pope, because it’s based in truth. I DO get tunnel vision sometimes. But you are a wolf anyway.
September 1, 2015 at 7:23 pm
Inkarnit
Please lay out your case against Pope for us Annette.
September 1, 2015 at 6:53 pm
Inkarnit
VOTING UPDATE
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abbyszoo voting BigPapaJonTheElf
bhiggum (1) voting BigPapaJonTheElf
BigPapaJohnTheElf (6)
davidtucker659 voting BigPapaJonTheElf
The Dread Pirate (2)
Inkarnit voting DP
kg2005 voting DP
MelissaD
nettiebarron voting BigPapaJonTheElf
rockitlikeroxanne voting BigPapaJonTheElf
spacegirlmichy voting BigPapaJonTheElf
todahshy voting bhiggum
3 hours and 10 minutes until night. 7 is majority.
September 1, 2015 at 6:54 pm
Inkarnit
Except 2 hours and 7 minutes until night.
September 1, 2015 at 6:56 pm
BigPapaJonTheElf
Ugh, I don’t have time to try and work out who voted for whom and write up a full list of the other players. Don’t vote for me for a dumb reason. At least come up with something better.
September 1, 2015 at 6:57 pm
Inkarnit
Come on man. If you’re a villager, give us something. Anyone can put the nail in you right now.
September 1, 2015 at 6:59 pm
BigPapaJonTheElf
I have to walk to the train now. I’ll try and figure out who real wolves are while I’m riding home.
September 1, 2015 at 7:01 pm
Inkarnit
You don’t even need to figure out the wolves so much as tell us why you aren’t one. Figuring out the wolves would indeed be better though.
September 1, 2015 at 7:29 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Bah. There’s no way to do that convincingly. This isn’t a route to make him follow. If he’s not the wolf, it makes more sense to point out who the wolves actually are.
September 1, 2015 at 6:58 pm
bhiggum
unvote BigPapa
I’m not sure where to go with this, but we got 3 hours.
September 1, 2015 at 7:04 pm
nettiebarron
Just two hours. Put your vote back.
September 1, 2015 at 7:13 pm
todahshy
I was suspicious of Will a lot (and still am) but his comment above about the ease with which this vote is going down is what is making me think it is not Pope.
unvote Bret vote Spacegirl
She seemed like a fishy out of nowhere bandwagon jump onner earlier.
September 1, 2015 at 7:20 pm
todahshy
Y’all gonn’ make us lose this game, playin’ this way, playin’ this way
Y’all gonn’ make us look like fools, playin’ this way, playin’ this way
I got sumthin’ to say before we all get bit
If y’all keep votin like this I’d just rather quit
Y’all locked on BigPapa he barely makin a sound
Why don’t you try movin ya vote around?
Daneekas not here nor his lame ass ghost
I guess that makes me your honorary host… crap we’re screwed
September 1, 2015 at 7:20 pm
Inkarnit
Yeah I’m really feeling like Annette’s tunnel vision is just that. She might be a villager but I’m not quite sure on BigPapa. Spacegirl does seem wolfy though too with her limited involvement and I feel like we have the room for error when if I’d rather not have to use it. I think you guys should rethink how wolfy BigPapa seems. Is one coin toss comment really all we have?
Doing the kids, dinner thing so I’ll check in as possible.
UNVOTE DP
VOTE SPACEGIRL
September 1, 2015 at 7:21 pm
todahshy
Annette/Pope is the me/Novak from last game.
September 1, 2015 at 7:27 pm
nettiebarron
No. It’s not. Pope is a wolf.
September 1, 2015 at 7:33 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Spacey’s limited involvement is a keen way to keep her from talking herself into a corner. But I only see her as being an absent player. She’s notoriously unable to play games from work.
I’m on Annette and Will right now.
September 1, 2015 at 7:37 pm
bhiggum
Annette would be playing as a kg-level ballsy wolf. Not saying she couldn’t do it- but I wouldn’t expect it from her.
September 1, 2015 at 7:29 pm
abbyszoo
UNVOTE POPE.
VOTE ANNETTE.
She seems way too keen on getting pOpe out.
September 1, 2015 at 7:29 pm
The Dread Pirate
Vote Roxanne because she hasn’t really been involved in much so far and it would be nice to get her talking some
September 1, 2015 at 7:34 pm
todahshy
unvote Spacegirl
vote Roxeanne
I’m fine with trying that too. I had a “coin flip” between the two.
September 1, 2015 at 7:35 pm
bhiggum
vote- Will
I just think his stance on not caring about the identity of the chooser is odd. And when he does get here tonight, first thing he does is defend Pope. Just seems off.
September 1, 2015 at 7:37 pm
nettiebarron
I’m suspicious too.
September 1, 2015 at 7:46 pm
The Dread Pirate
The Popewagon was pretty suspicious because no one was providing an explanation at all. I just wanted to pump the brakes to see if we could get more info besides everyone saying the exact same reason for voting for him.
September 1, 2015 at 7:49 pm
abbyszoo
UNVOTE ANNETTE VOTE POPE.
September 1, 2015 at 7:39 pm
nettiebarron
I am the seer. I was trying to see if I could just force my will on you people, but I suspect it will probably swing away from Pope. He is a wolf. Bret is a villager.
September 1, 2015 at 7:41 pm
todahshy
Ugh, I was figuring this. Really wish you didn’t come out.
September 1, 2015 at 7:42 pm
nettiebarron
I don’t have time really to play tomorrow. Hopefully, you have some evidence today to help you find the last wolf when I’m gone.
September 1, 2015 at 7:41 pm
bhiggum
Goddammit, I was pretty sure that you were. Ugh.
September 1, 2015 at 7:40 pm
BigPapaJonTheElf
Vote Spacegirl
Because I’d like to hear more from her. I understand work making things difficult, but she’s been quieter than me. I’m looking at David Tucker too, both of them popped in shortly to vote for me and haven’t really been around since.
September 1, 2015 at 7:41 pm
bhiggum
Unvote DP, vote- Pope
September 1, 2015 at 7:43 pm
The Dread Pirate
unvote Roxanne, vote Pope since she had no reason to lie there
September 1, 2015 at 7:43 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
We’re gonna just immediately accept Annette’s word that she’s the actual seer?..
September 1, 2015 at 7:44 pm
The Dread Pirate
What reason does she have for lying?
September 1, 2015 at 7:45 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
I’m referencing her previous seer debacle.
September 1, 2015 at 7:44 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Anyone else wanna claim?..
September 1, 2015 at 7:47 pm
nettiebarron
Bite me.
September 1, 2015 at 7:47 pm
bhiggum
There’s been signs all day today. For me, it was when she put up her list and had me as a villager without any reasoning. Then the Pope-pushing. That’s only a very, very brash wolf or the seer that can get away with that.
September 1, 2015 at 7:49 pm
nettiebarron
Right. And when have I ever been sure about anyone?
September 1, 2015 at 7:47 pm
rockitlikeroxanne
Oh Annette I knew it!
September 1, 2015 at 7:48 pm
rockitlikeroxanne
So we should definitely get rid of the known wolf and start to find the third.
September 1, 2015 at 8:09 pm
Inkarnit
You got it. Never a reason to keep a wolf around.
September 1, 2015 at 7:50 pm
spookymilk
Home and counting votes.
September 1, 2015 at 7:51 pm
abbyszoo
UNVOTE ANNETTE. VOTE POPE
September 1, 2015 at 7:56 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
vote Pope
No mercy year for you!
September 1, 2015 at 8:00 pm
bhiggum
I’m going to say I think Inkarnit and todahshy are clean, Melissa is probably clean, Roxanne and abby are not really tripping any alarms, and I have no idea about davidtucker or spacegirl. Who’s that leave? Yup, that leaves Will.
September 1, 2015 at 8:06 pm
nettiebarron
Yep. Wouldn’t that be something if we got all three with no villager lynchings?
September 1, 2015 at 8:07 pm
Inkarnit
That would be… A first maybe. I’ve never seen it.
September 1, 2015 at 8:14 pm
abbyszoo
That would be excellent
September 1, 2015 at 8:30 pm
todahshy
Will has been number 1 on my list all day today. Just didn’t want to make it known until I saw more from him. He is being WEIRDLY friendly, comes off as really fake to me.
September 1, 2015 at 8:01 pm
spookymilk
Ah. It’s an easy majority.
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abbyszoo BigPapa
bhiggum BigPapa
BigPapaJohnTheElf 8 spacegirl
davidtucker659 BigPapa
The Dread Pirate 1 BigPapa
Inkarnit spacegirl
kg2005 Dread Pirate
MelissaD BigPapa
nettiebarron BigPapa
rockitlikeroxanne 1 BigPapa
spacegirlmichy 2 BigPapa
todahshy Roxanne
BigPapaPope has been hauled off to prison. You are allowed to talk until an hour from now, if you want. At that time I’ll update.
September 1, 2015 at 8:06 pm
Inkarnit
I see I missed a good amount of stuff. So back to back wolf kills is awesome. Now the third… Hmm. Good game Annette. I was thinking that could be the reason for your insistence too and if that many people had that thought then you were a likely night kill anyway. I don’t disagree with you coming out now. The third wolf is going to be tougher though. We have several silent people but I suspect looking back at Pope and sherry we can find something.
September 1, 2015 at 8:12 pm
nettiebarron
Thanks. I thought the odds were probably against me surviving the night. And I really will be slammed at work tomorrow.
September 1, 2015 at 8:32 pm
todahshy
The way she was so sure made me think she was the seer. I was just hoping we could get another vote before the reveal to see if we could see anything else suspicious.
September 1, 2015 at 8:35 pm
Inkarnit
Right. Would have been nice but at least we got some valuable info now. We have bhiggum confirmed as villager to assist tomorrow and we have only one wolf left. My rap battle plan with the seer would have been awesome to help with that but I feel like the seer succeeded in her job, THIS TIME.
September 1, 2015 at 8:45 pm
todahshy
DG is the village’s biggest problem. Discuss.
September 1, 2015 at 8:56 pm
Inkarnit
Truth.
September 2, 2015 at 8:26 am
daneekasghost
You miss me. Admit it.
September 1, 2015 at 8:51 pm
todahshy
Deadline’s comin’ up!
On a Tuuuuuuuuesday.
September 1, 2015 at 10:19 pm
nibbish
***gotchyr girl in the cut and she chooosay***
September 1, 2015 at 9:35 pm
spookymilk
The sun rose quickly,
………………damn, I’m sorry. I have a lot of obligations tonight.
BigPapaJonTheElf was a wolf. He was beaten to death with a herring.
Last wolf, make a kill.
kg2005, the neutral, has won his game.
kg had to make all nominations for as long as he was in the game. He had certain parameters he had to fulfill, and because of game reasons, I can’t tell you what they were. But he’s done.
Wolf, you cannot kill todahshy, assuming you are not todahshy.