I’ll put the winner of each match in bold and all caps, in case you like visual signifiers.

Match 1: HORMONAL GOPHERBUBBLES def. Lowetha Gruffleford

Match 2: Billy Roid Rage def. by MORGAN THE TONEDEAF

Match 3: Bill William def. by EAMMON MCCORD

Match 4: Alfredo Ricci def. by INFLATABLE BOOZERAVEN

Match 5: AMADEUS STANKYLEG def. Eammon McCord

Zero Bills now with a 3-2 lead. Match 6 will be:

Marcelene Potatohead vs. Orangutan Dreams.

Match 6 submissions are due TONIGHT by 8 PM Central.

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