I’ll put the winner of each match in bold and all caps, in case you like visual signifiers.
Match 1: HORMONAL GOPHERBUBBLES def. Lowetha Gruffleford
Match 2: Billy Roid Rage def. by MORGAN THE TONEDEAF
Match 3: Bill William def. by EAMMON MCCORD
Match 4: Alfredo Ricci def. by INFLATABLE BOOZERAVEN
Match 5: AMADEUS STANKYLEG def. Eammon McCord
Zero Bills now with a 3-2 lead. Match 6 will be:
Marcelene Potatohead vs. Orangutan Dreams.
Match 6 submissions are due TONIGHT by 8 PM Central.