HALL OF CHAMPIONS
SPOOKYMILK SURVIVOR
I: Rachel “The Double-Dealer” Flynn
II: Ryan “The Snake” Fossum
III: Patrick “The Gentleman” Kozicky
IV: Brienne “The Submitter” Maner
V: Rusty “The Porn Star” Greene
VI: Brooks “The Unlikely Hero” Maki
VII: William “The Soulful” Schuth
VIII: Brooks “The Survivor” Maki
IX: Zack “The Ice Cream Man” Sauvageau
X: Pete “The Vacuum Cleaner” Bruzek
Turbo: Brooks “The 1956-1979 Montreal Canadiens” Maki
XI: Matt “The Cold-Hearted Motherf*&^er” Novak
All-Stars (XII): Andy “The Quiet Man” Rustleund
XIII: Sarah “Clarence’s Hope” Bizek
XIV: Dan “The Professional” Kautz
XV: Christina “Assault And” Pepper
XVI: Matt “The First-Time Player” Novak
XVII: Stacy “Saintly Patience” Snell
XVIII: Brian “Checkmate” David
XIX: Annette “Eammon for the Top” Barron
XX: Daniel “Neville “Smash “Hardware” Hardwood” Longbottom” Caouette
XXI: Pete “The Comeback Kid” Bruzek
XXII: Dan “The Even More Professional” Kautz
XXIII: Melissa “Don’t You (Forget About Me)” David
XXIV: Stacy “Fucking” Snell
GODS AND MORTALS
I: Dragging Rivet’s Name Through the Mud One Last Time: Matt Novak (Ultragrandpa) and Michael Rivet (Friph Flipher-Fiph)
II: Bahambo Number 5: Pete “Triple Crown” Bruzek and Michelle “Single Tiara…So Far” Pratt
BIG BROTHER
I: Brooks “Oh, for the Love of God” Maki
II: Michael “#DDB” Rivet
III: Pete “Fortune’s Fool” Bruzek
IV: Erin “All Seven and We’ll Watch Them Fall” Leslie
V: Jake “Littlefinger” Elliott
FALL, CAESAR
2014: Brooks “The Creator” Maki
2015: Matt “The Artist” Novak
2016: Matt “Waited Them Out” Novak
2017: Annette “I Would’ve Voted for You” Barron
THE ROYAL RUMBLE
2013: #21 Greg “The Gallant Glutton of Greatness” Johnson
2014: #29 Jonathon “Big Papa” Pope
2015: #8 Christina “Am I in This?” Pepper
2016: #22 Annette “No Backs Stabbed” Barron
2017: #30 Bernice “The Vulture” Nicaise
2018: #17 Carrie “Solid Gold” Bard
2019: #16 Jake “The Jabroni” Elliott
PLAY WITH THE PROSE
(Writing, non-elimination)
I: Sarah “Centipede Face” Johnson
II: Sarah “The Johnson Eliminator” Wreisner
III: Colin “Lonely Old Moon” Woolston
IV: Melissa “Not Sidebar Material” Diamond
V: Sama “No Family Reunions” Smith
VI: Sarah “Tumor Face” Wreisner
VII: John “Cult Following” Wreisner
VIII: Joshua “Peed the Bed” Longman
VIII: Annette “Oh, Right, That’s Who Won” Barron
WEREWOLF (most recent)
Werewolf Stats Spreadsheet
PUZZLE CHALLENGE
I (Pure): Matthew “The Obsessor” Gilman
I (Power): Kelly “The Novak-Destroyer” Wells
DIPLOMACY
I: Matt “Exploiter of Worlds” Novak (France)
Casa de Leche 
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June 4, 2016 at 9:32 am
violabeenice
Alright, so I got up at 7 am on a Saturday morning to play. Hopefully everyone is here this morning, except for my fellow villager Ash… may he rest in peace or would that be pieces. I’ve been running this through my head since last night and thought that I’d just put it out there and see where it takes us….
All of us seem to believe that DG is the other wolf and that sits well with me because “don’t do that” when I voted for him and nothing else seems super suspect. Also, yesterday, before nightfall he stated “I probably won’t be alive tomorrow morning” meaning the wolf would lynch him…he’s still here folks. AND when I asked him to give the new kid on the block some pointers on how to flush the remaining wolf out, should any of us survive, he gave us nothing.
Proposal: I’m willing to vote DG on that information alone. If we all lynch him and he turns out to be a villager then I propose that I be your next kill, you will then see that I am a villager…I know that the wolf will get another kill tonight but I don’t think it will be me. What would happen in that scenario? Would the village still survive? Somebody help the newbie out…PLEASE!
June 4, 2016 at 10:37 am
daneekasghost
No jokes. Got it.
Clearly I wasn’t going to be killed last night. The entire village essentially said they were going to vote me this morning.
June 4, 2016 at 10:40 am
daneekasghost
I’m willing to vote DG on that information alone. If we all lynch him and he turns out to be a villager then I propose that I be your next kill, you will then see that I am a villager
This scenario literally ends with the wolves winning.
June 4, 2016 at 9:48 am
violabeenice
Well, crap! I could have slept in? You guys suck!! Fine, I’m going back to bed for an hour.
June 4, 2016 at 9:54 am
codefox
Actually it’s not a surprise it was Ash as that was the last confirmed villager. Ash wasn’t very active though so losing Ash is really in our favor to make the final wolf kill.
I think todah is clean. Todah has been pretty early on all the wolf kills.
TDO I think is also clean. He wanted to get Colin when we went after Melissa and that turned out to be a right call.
That leaves DG and Viola. I’m leaning DG but even if we’re wrong today, we have one more shot.
June 4, 2016 at 10:17 am
todahshy
I’m think it’s DG. It almost has to be at this point. If not I’m never going to speak to the rest of you again lol.
June 4, 2016 at 10:36 am
daneekasghost
TDO says he wants to get Colin and he said he wanted to get Melissa, but both times he ended up voting somewhere else. Why is he so reluctant to put his vote where his mouth is?
June 4, 2016 at 10:26 am
violabeenice
I’m back. CF thinks it’s either me or DG, Todah thinks it’s DG and from yesterday’s thread it appeared that TDO did too. I’m going to do this because I have to go and take a shower and get ready for my day….
June 4, 2016 at 10:27 am
violabeenice
Vote DG and I’ll never talk to any of you again if I’m wrong… oh wait, I haven’t really spoken to any of you before anyway. Talk about an idle threat.
June 4, 2016 at 10:28 am
violabeenice
I’ll be back soon.
June 4, 2016 at 10:30 am
codefox
vote daneekasghost
Because why drag this out?
June 4, 2016 at 10:32 am
daneekasghost
What’s cracking, werewolfers?
June 4, 2016 at 10:36 am
codefox
There you are. We’re setting up those gallows over there. Want to help build them?
June 4, 2016 at 10:38 am
daneekasghost
The good news is that you get two shots at this.
June 4, 2016 at 10:35 am
daneekasghost
I think it’s TDO.
His appearance last night right as somebody pointed him out was textbook “I’m monitoring the thread but not saying anything because things are going fine for me.”
Plus he has straight up refused to vote for either Melissa or Colin despite being suspicious of them over the last two days.
vote: TDO
June 4, 2016 at 10:39 am
codefox
If you’re the wolf you’ve made it this long because you make much more convincing arguments.
June 4, 2016 at 10:41 am
daneekasghost
??
June 4, 2016 at 10:43 am
codefox
Just saying your arguments are sound!
June 4, 2016 at 10:43 am
daneekasghost
Here’s hoping!
June 4, 2016 at 10:40 am
codefox
unvote DG
Let’s drag it out!
June 4, 2016 at 10:50 am
violabeenice
I am the weakest link in this game. I still don’t know what I’m doing and DG knows that, in fact, you all do. Apparently I was right though? we get two cracks at this as DG stated. If those two cracks are DG and me, then who else is there… TDO? He does seem to be the only one absent, so I think that DG is trying to take a shot at someone who isn’t here to speak of their defense. Yes, above I did vote DG while he was absent but it did seem to “conjure” him back into the game now didn’t it?
June 4, 2016 at 10:54 am
daneekasghost
I’m taking a shot at TDO because I think he’s the wolf. I explained my reasoning in my post.
June 4, 2016 at 10:57 am
violabeenice
What do you think of Codefox, Todah or myself?
June 4, 2016 at 10:58 am
daneekasghost
I think TDO is the wolf, so I think that everyone else in the game is a villager.
June 4, 2016 at 10:53 am
violabeenice
..and as a side note, I have voted for DG night 2, but that night a wolf got me to change my vote, DG on night 3, but DG swooped in and killed Melissa the other wolf to maybe gain some credibility? and yesterday until the consensus was C. Prime so I ended it.
June 4, 2016 at 10:56 am
violabeenice
Am I easily manipulated? yes, but not this time. I’m standing my ground and if you all want to go after DG and me, then fine, just do it DG first, because you’ll see that I’m a villager and DG has gotten away with another kill. I stand by my vote.
June 4, 2016 at 10:57 am
daneekasghost
You are starting all of your arguments from the assumption that I am the wolf. This is easy to do once you have a theory, but if you are truly trying to assess my role, you need to start from a place where you haven’t already decided the outcome of your argument.
June 4, 2016 at 11:01 am
violabeenice
Where were you last night? You could have argued this to me then and I could have had time to go back and read through 4 days worth of threads.
June 4, 2016 at 10:58 am
codefox
TDO is the perpetual villager but that means nothing. I do agree it’s a bit suspicious that he didn’t join either vote to actually get a wolf but his pressure on Colin is what helped out him.
There was no real reason for TDO to bring up Colin’s lack of post content if he was a wolf himself.
June 4, 2016 at 11:00 am
codefox
DG, if you’re a villager, forget TDO for a moment. Consider Viola. Especially her posting today.
She continues to set off some alarms for me.
June 4, 2016 at 11:03 am
violabeenice
Oh, I like this… thank you Codefox. If he does get you to vote for me then maybe when you see I am a villager, I’ve still won. Please, DG, do tell.
June 4, 2016 at 11:10 am
daneekasghost
She has been pretty consistent with what I think a new villager acts like. I’ll do some re-reading though.
June 4, 2016 at 11:17 am
violabeenice
I feel like he’s trying to manipulate me into changing my vote against him AGAIN. I’m not unvoting, I’m standing my ground. I have to go. I’ll still have my cell and will try to keep up on everything but PLEASE, take a really good look at everyone else besides me too. The wolf is out there and if it’s not me and not DG, get all the info you can.
June 4, 2016 at 11:19 am
daneekasghost
I am absolutely trying to get you to change your vote, because right now you are voting for me.
That’s kind of the game we are playing here.
June 4, 2016 at 11:24 am
violabeenice
You’re right. I’m still not sold. Keep talking.
June 4, 2016 at 11:05 am
violabeenice
In fact, please, everyone ask DG why not me and what he thinks of ALL of you.
June 4, 2016 at 11:08 am
daneekasghost
Why not you is because I think TDO has acted like a wolf and you have acted like a new villager trying to figure things out. I haven’t ever tried to vote you or anything.
June 4, 2016 at 11:33 am
codefox
I just went over all of day 2. DG really sticks out there. He didn’t give much insight but gave a very safe vote on Colin because noone else was going there.
Based on Viola that day, I actually do think she may be a villager.
June 4, 2016 at 11:44 am
violabeenice
Where is TDO? I know he said that he’d be unavailable after 3 central but please TDO, the surviving villagers need your input.
June 4, 2016 at 12:02 pm
TDO
Hello everyone.
I checked this morning and there was no thread so I assumed we would resume on Monday since Spooky didn’t say one way or the other.
DG is pointing at me because my first and only list nailed it. I had Melissa, Collin, DG, and Toda as the prime suspects.
Toda has slowly moved off that list leaving me with DG which yesterday I said I was fine with a Colin or DG vote.
Also why haven’t I voted where my mouth is? Simple.
Last night I had late game posting issues, then Collin appeared during that time so I wanted to give him an opportunity to speak.
The night before, someone asked if there was any objections to putting the final nail in Melissa, so I waited to put the final vote for that sake only to have the door slammed shut by DG.
This does two things, it gives the wolf the opportunity to ask why didn’t x vote for this when his vote ended the night. It also gives credibility that DG wouldn’t vote for a fellow wolf.
Last, remember DG hasn’t provided any actual help and 80% of his posts are one liners and non related to wolf hunting.
vote DG
June 4, 2016 at 12:04 pm
TDO
Also DG, who knows this game, lied by saying we can’t be wrong. If we are tommorrow is make or break. He’s using scare tactics to try and sway people to believe him. Today is 5-1, Tommorrow would be 3-1.
June 4, 2016 at 12:04 pm
TDO
Today 4-1 tommorrow 2-1
June 4, 2016 at 12:38 pm
daneekasghost
Where did I say we can’t be wrong?
June 4, 2016 at 12:17 pm
codefox
Yeah, there’s nothing new coming information-wise. Let’s see if this is the end!
vote DG
June 4, 2016 at 12:23 pm
violabeenice
As I see it. It’s up to TDO?
June 4, 2016 at 12:24 pm
TDO
unvote DG, vote DG
(in case it was lost in the thread.)
June 4, 2016 at 12:28 pm
TDO
DG you’ve been hauled off to the klink.
vote count:
codefox voting DG
daneekasghost (3) voting TDO
TDO (1) voting DG
todahshy
violabeenice voting DG
June 4, 2016 at 12:39 pm
violabeenice
I’m in the car and on a cell phone. I’ll be on the computer in a few hours.
June 4, 2016 at 12:40 pm
violabeenice
If we want to discuss anything further, that is.
June 4, 2016 at 12:42 pm
daneekasghost
Sorry. Didn’t realize I was in jail. Good game, all.
June 4, 2016 at 12:59 pm
codefox
Good game!
June 4, 2016 at 1:15 pm
spookymilk
Busy at work. A guest who knows the roles will be posting the result.
June 4, 2016 at 1:20 pm
daneekasghost
I’ve got to be straight with you here, Jake Fratelli felt a little cornered. There had been so many booby traps and now all his family members were dead. He could have just given up, he had always been the most handsome and clever of the Fratellis. He could probably make it on his own. But no, if there’s one thing Fratellis never say, it’s—
Jake had just stood up with new resolve when the entire cavern collapsed around him.
Goonies win!
June 4, 2016 at 1:21 pm
TDO
Good game everyone ☺
June 4, 2016 at 3:53 pm
violabeenice
TDO, don’t stop playing… you were AWESOME!!!
June 4, 2016 at 1:25 pm
daneekasghost
Ugh. I probably should have just conceded last night, but this worked out quickly so it’s fine.
June 4, 2016 at 1:25 pm
nettiebarron
Woooo! Way to go Village! I should probably always die night one.
June 4, 2016 at 3:55 pm
violabeenice
Thanks for getting me to play and then being voted out on the first night… way to go.
June 4, 2016 at 1:37 pm
nibbish
Nicely done, village.
DGs streak of being completely inscrutable to me continues.
June 4, 2016 at 1:42 pm
daneekasghost
Gorgonzola, for sure.
June 4, 2016 at 1:47 pm
daneekasghost
Codefox had a great game, I thought.
Puns peeks made things a lot harder too.
June 4, 2016 at 1:54 pm
spookymilk
I don’t have notes, because by the time I was able to make them, the game was clearly almost over. Plus, the only mild annoyances I had were when DP was lynched and when it looked like Codefox was in trouble so there wasn’t a lot to comment on, other than to say DG…has been better, which we talked about.
MVP is Codefox, but many villagers contributed good things. TDO’s analysis was also strong and Viola had one of the better maiden voyages in a while.
June 4, 2016 at 2:19 pm
daneekasghost
DG…has been better, which we talked about
No time. So every theory necessarily came out of nowhere. It’s dangerous let the village talk almost themselves too much and between Melissa, Colin, and I we let that happen.
June 4, 2016 at 2:20 pm
daneekasghost
*amongst
June 4, 2016 at 2:51 pm
The Dread Pirate
I was quite annoyed the first half of day three when the village was trying to choose either codefox or todahsy. Still, great job of them putting the pieces together.
I guess the one downside of being aggressive early in a game and trying to get people to talk is that it backfires a little when none of the wolves are around at all.
June 4, 2016 at 3:21 pm
todahshy
When was codefox in trouble? I was just voting him to see if anyone would take the cheese. I was pretty convinced on DG after night 1 but it’s DG so whoever knows 🙂
June 4, 2016 at 4:43 pm
codefox
I thought that overall this was a really fun game. The other two games I’d been in were a little strange so this was a solid game overall!
I think the wolves being so busy with real life put them at a disadvantage for sure.
June 4, 2016 at 2:05 pm
nibbish
I simply could not believe that DPWY was getting any votes at all. Dude seemed more villagery than I was at that point, and I’d literally been cleared by the seer.
I kept waiting for Punman to still be alive the next day.
June 4, 2016 at 2:08 pm
daneekasghost
We thought about this.
I know this isn’t your point, but who do you kill instead? And how do you avoid clearing four or more people in the next days?
June 4, 2016 at 2:29 pm
nibbish
I believe a couple of wolves tried to let the seer live an extra day way back in the day.
It went poorly.
June 4, 2016 at 2:48 pm
The Dread Pirate
Right, I was shocked to see that punman was actually the seer because I thought he was sacrificing himself to get me killed. Still, in hindsight he made the absolutely correct move to at least clear two people to narrow things.
June 4, 2016 at 2:56 pm
nibbish
Oh, yeah. We’ve seen seers get lynched without giving away their info, and he HAD to clear Ash and I, especially because there was scrutiny there, and he was able to make two potential targets for the wolves into verified villagers.
June 4, 2016 at 11:23 pm
joepunman
Finally, I do something RIGHT!
(Don’t worry, I won’t let it go to my head)
June 4, 2016 at 4:49 pm
codefox
The only reason it might have worked this time is that punmans call on DPWY was so bad we may have lynched him the next day anyway.
June 4, 2016 at 2:09 pm
violabeenice
Thanks for letting me play everyone. I learned so much. DG, you rocked!
June 4, 2016 at 2:15 pm
daneekasghost
Come back for sure! Now that you know how trustworthy I am, the game only gets easier.
June 4, 2016 at 3:52 pm
violabeenice
I just may take you up on that, if the others approve. It was both fun, frustrating, a little intimidating but I appreciate that you chimed in the morning and didn’t concede last night, gave me some more play time.
June 4, 2016 at 3:57 pm
violabeenice
***this morning Typo oops
June 5, 2016 at 6:57 am
ash10101
come back!
June 4, 2016 at 4:47 pm
codefox
Yeah you were great fun to play with because you were so active! That’s what makes this fun for sure. And TDO… Don’t leave!
June 4, 2016 at 5:02 pm
violabeenice
Thanks Codefox. Back at cha!
June 4, 2016 at 3:27 pm
spookymilk
So something just felt off to me in this game, and I think I know what it was now. We had three early lynches. That never happens.
June 4, 2016 at 6:26 pm
todahshy
The village actually made it obvious who were wolves for a change. It was nice.
June 4, 2016 at 9:49 pm
Inkarnit
So… Werewolf Monday?
June 4, 2016 at 9:54 pm
The Dread Pirate
I just watched What We Do In the Shadows and a) it was hilariously brilliant, b) the plot involved werewolves, and c) the last names of two of the actors playing werewolves was Gray.
June 4, 2016 at 11:22 pm
joepunman
So, first off, I feel I need to apologize to DP and Todahshy. I really had no clue about you guys, but I was trying to do the best I could for the village. DP, I really thought I had you as a wolf, but when you turned out to be a villager I felt really bad. However, I knew that I couldn’t let Ash or Nibs be the other vote, and at the time, you were the only other one close.
todahshy, I thought I had you pegged, too, so I peeked you in the slim off chance that the wolves did keep me alive. By golly, I couldn’t believe you were clean as well. I can’t imagine how frustrated you felt that second night.
Nights are really bad for me because I’m usually busy with kids stuff. So I didn’t really feel like I could do a ton of research to keep the votes off me. Unfortunately, I felt like I was a goner on day 2, so I felt I had to make the seer claim. And I didn’t get on til late. By the time I read through everything, there was about 10 minutes left. And I figured if I was going to die anyway, I’d rather give as much information as I could.
Really fun game and really fun to watch once I knew who all the wolves were. TDO had them nailed at one point, and i kept thinking, “Listen to TDO!!!!” I’m really glad my prognostication didn’t get todahshy lynched.
Good game all. Welcome Viola. Looking forward to the next one.
June 5, 2016 at 11:14 am
todahshy
No worries. My reads on Day 1 and 2 were awful. I think at some point on Day 2 my 3 wolves were you, Ash and nibbish who were all confirmed villagers by day 3. But after that it was super easy and I had the 3 nailed. Melissa end of Day 2 totally choked and revealed herself. Colin’s Day 4 post was so full of nothing and terrible it gave himself up. DG had such horrible logic against me he made it clear.
June 5, 2016 at 11:15 am
todahshy
On the last day it was either DG or an amazing fake fight between TDO and Colin and that seemed unlikely. Unfortunately the wedding I went to had ZERO reception or WiFi so I could not really speak or bask in the glory yesterday 😦
June 5, 2016 at 12:27 pm
codefox
It didn’t matter…you and TDO had given such good arguments for DG being the final wolf that the last day was really just a matter of putting the votes down.
The weirdest thing was the CP rants. They seemed unecessary and overly mean…especially given TDO was completely right.
June 5, 2016 at 12:30 pm
Inkarnit
That’s how Colin plays as Good though, so he was trying to tap into that behavior most likely. I didn’t follow along to see the specifics though.
June 5, 2016 at 3:56 pm
spookymilk
Colin went over the deep end, but he did indeed tell me it was all just game.
June 5, 2016 at 4:02 pm
Inkarnit
Oh man. Maybe I need to go through and read this.
June 5, 2016 at 4:24 pm
todahshy
Yeah ever since kg called Colin out on his tell he’s tried to fake angry as a wolf. I k ow because I’ve been a wolf with him since that time. His rage seemed fake to me this game because he was not invested enough to be truly getting that angry.
June 5, 2016 at 6:57 am
ash10101
Sorry I was so mia this time around guys
June 5, 2016 at 9:15 am
daneekasghost
Spreadsheet updated with the last 5 long games (Rap Battles, FFIV, Xmas2, Street Fighter, and Goonies)
I think I have all the turbos, but if you know of one that happened since last July, let me know.
Wolf wins – 18
Villager wins – 16
June 5, 2016 at 5:04 pm
daneekasghost
This hint might have been too subtle… there have been ZERO turbos since July 2015?
June 5, 2016 at 6:12 pm
todahshy
The last turbo that I can remember was the time you tried to make a spreadsheet that automatically selected the wolf so we didn’t need a mod.
June 6, 2016 at 10:58 am
nettiebarron
But we didn’t have enough people so it didn’t even happen then.
June 6, 2016 at 10:57 am
nettiebarron
This is a tragic statistic.
June 5, 2016 at 11:17 am
todahshy
I hate going soong between games because by the time I remember how to play Day 2 is almost over lol. But then once we got back in the groove the village was an unstoppable force!
June 5, 2016 at 12:28 pm
codefox
Yeah, I’m all for another game like mid-July (preferably after I’m done moving… 🙂 )
June 6, 2016 at 12:32 pm
The Dread Pirate
How about we gather the day before the marathon when you’re in town for an in-person game of Fall Caesar?
June 6, 2016 at 4:02 pm
codefox
Done