Two eliminations tonight for the price of one! Everyone cool, calm and collected tonight? Yeah? No? Well, it’ll all be over soon. Let’s rip this band-aid right the f*&k off, dudes.

If anyone would like to play a Hidden Immunity Idol, now would be the time to do so.

Marcus Belby shifts in his seat, then finally gets up to speak. He says, “I -” and is cut off. He forgot he was already sitting on the outside, the poor bastard. Nobody plays a real idol.

Vote One: Padma Patil.

Vote Two: Padma.

Vote Three: Padma.

Vote Four: Vincent Crabbe.

Vote Five: Crabbe.

Vote Six: Crabbe.

Vote Seven: Padma.

Vote Eight: Padma.

Vote Nine: Padma.

Vote Ten: Padma.

Vote Eleven: Padma.

Vote Twelve: Padma. “What can I even say? It’s been a ride.”

Vote Thirteen: Padma. “You exerted too much control too soon! It’s scary!”

Damn, baby. A ride indeed.

Sixteenth Elimination from Spookymilk Survivor XX: Annette “Padma Patil” Barron

There goes our first former winner, so you KNOW shit has gotten real. No repeat victory this time, gang.

Now, it’s time to tempt the twelve of you that are left.

New Cursed Idol.

SAME rules…mostly. This time, though, if you want the idol, you BID on a letter. I don’t choose it randomly. As before, the toughest letter will be “successful.”

e t a o i n s r h l d c u m f p g w y b v k x j q z

If you want to make a bid, tell me by 10pm Central on Tuesday, and I’ll get to posting while seeing just how much America is going to suck for the next four years. If two or more people make tie for the “best” bid, they will be given the chance to go even further. If there’s a second tie, NO idol will be given. As before, I will not say whether an idol was received. I’ll just proceed with a challenge tomorrow. In any case, this will be the last idol offered; whether someone gets it or not, and whether someone loses it in a day or not, I am done placing idols this time.

You made the final twelve! That’s not bad, gang. We aren’t quite at the jury yet, and there’s still a long way to go, but I can see the end and I am in love with all of you for the last couple of INSANE vote periods.

Cheers, Students.