War! Superpowers! Rainbow Calculators! Menial jobs! It’s all here, gang!

Thirteen pages is easier than thirty-three

I obsessed over whether or not to give Novak’s story a gold there. Then I was the sole holdout who kept him from a triple-gold. Anyway, vote for someone other than Matt Novak by tonight at 10pm Central. If anyone needs the extra day, email me.

Cheers, Survivors.