HALL OF CHAMPIONS
SPOOKYMILK SURVIVOR
I: Rachel “The Double-Dealer” Flynn
II: Ryan “The Snake” Fossum
III: Patrick “The Gentleman” Kozicky
IV: Brienne “The Submitter” Maner
V: Rusty “The Porn Star” Greene
VI: Brooks “The Unlikely Hero” Maki
VII: William “The Soulful” Schuth
VIII: Brooks “The Survivor” Maki
IX: Zack “The Ice Cream Man” Sauvageau
X: Pete “The Vacuum Cleaner” Bruzek
Turbo: Brooks “The 1956-1979 Montreal Canadiens” Maki
XI: Matt “The Cold-Hearted Motherf*&^er” Novak
All-Stars (XII): Andy “The Quiet Man” Rustleund
XIII: Sarah “Clarence’s Hope” Bizek
XIV: Dan “The Professional” Kautz
XV: Christina “Assault And” Pepper
XVI: Matt “The First-Time Player” Novak
XVII: Stacy “Saintly Patience” Snell
XVIII: Brian “Checkmate” David
XIX: Annette “Eammon for the Top” Barron
XX: Daniel “Neville “Smash “Hardware” Hardwood” Longbottom” Caouette
XXI: Pete “The Comeback Kid” Bruzek
XXII: Dan “The Even More Professional” Kautz
XXIII: Melissa “Don’t You (Forget About Me)” David
XXIV: Stacy “Fucking” Snell
GODS AND MORTALS
I: Dragging Rivet’s Name Through the Mud One Last Time: Matt Novak (Ultragrandpa) and Michael Rivet (Friph Flipher-Fiph)
II: Bahambo Number 5: Pete “Triple Crown” Bruzek and Michelle “Single Tiara…So Far” Pratt
BIG BROTHER
I: Brooks “Oh, for the Love of God” Maki
II: Michael “#DDB” Rivet
III: Pete “Fortune’s Fool” Bruzek
IV: Erin “All Seven and We’ll Watch Them Fall” Leslie
V: Jake “Littlefinger” Elliott
FALL, CAESAR
2014: Brooks “The Creator” Maki
2015: Matt “The Artist” Novak
2016: Matt “Waited Them Out” Novak
2017: Annette “I Would’ve Voted for You” Barron
THE ROYAL RUMBLE
2013: #21 Greg “The Gallant Glutton of Greatness” Johnson
2014: #29 Jonathon “Big Papa” Pope
2015: #8 Christina “Am I in This?” Pepper
2016: #22 Annette “No Backs Stabbed” Barron
2017: #30 Bernice “The Vulture” Nicaise
2018: #17 Carrie “Solid Gold” Bard
2019: #16 Jake “The Jabroni” Elliott
PLAY WITH THE PROSE
(Writing, non-elimination)
I: Sarah “Centipede Face” Johnson
II: Sarah “The Johnson Eliminator” Wreisner
III: Colin “Lonely Old Moon” Woolston
IV: Melissa “Not Sidebar Material” Diamond
V: Sama “No Family Reunions” Smith
VI: Sarah “Tumor Face” Wreisner
VII: John “Cult Following” Wreisner
VIII: Joshua “Peed the Bed” Longman
VIII: Annette “Oh, Right, That’s Who Won” Barron
WEREWOLF (most recent)
Werewolf Stats Spreadsheet
PUZZLE CHALLENGE
I (Pure): Matthew “The Obsessor” Gilman
I (Power): Kelly “The Novak-Destroyer” Wells
DIPLOMACY
I: Matt “Exploiter of Worlds” Novak (France)
Casa de Leche 
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September 10, 2018 at 2:12 pm
daneekasghost
My intention is to eat all the villagers, starting with the seer.
September 10, 2018 at 2:28 pm
Melissa D
You know, sometimes a person makes their intentions EXCEEDINGLY clear, and the other person still takes that as a “yes”. Just sayin’.
September 10, 2018 at 2:39 pm
spookymilk
Look, do you want to have sex or not?
September 10, 2018 at 4:24 pm
Melissa D
Are we still talking about Werewolf?..
September 10, 2018 at 6:51 pm
codefox
Sounds like a howling good time. I’ll also be at synagogue a good chunk of next Wednesday for Yom Kippur
September 11, 2018 at 12:22 am
Colin Prime
I’ll say yes to 72% of this.
September 11, 2018 at 8:41 am
mbnovak
In.
September 11, 2018 at 12:34 pm
BigPapaJonTheElf
I mean I’ll be in the office next week instead of at home, so I’ll be unable to check in as frequently as necessary to avoid being declared a wolf, but whatever. I’m in.
September 12, 2018 at 10:03 am
todahshy
I intend to be ignored by everyone.
September 12, 2018 at 1:44 pm
The Dread Pirate
Out
September 14, 2018 at 8:33 am
daneekasghost
I wish todahshy would comment on this.
September 14, 2018 at 10:19 am
todahshy
This momentarily confused me, and then I got it and chortled heartily.
September 14, 2018 at 4:34 pm
daneekasghost
Casa de Leche: This momentarily confused me, and then I got it and chortled heartily.
September 14, 2018 at 10:48 am
Inkarnit
He’s probably not going to show up anytime soon.
September 14, 2018 at 9:33 am
Inkarnit
I’m actually gonna be very busy next week and unable to devote much time to werewolf for once.
So I’m in.
September 15, 2018 at 7:13 pm
codefox
Is 8 people enough to play? Am I spoiled by the large games we just had?
September 16, 2018 at 9:58 pm
Colin Prime
Is this happening?
September 17, 2018 at 7:43 pm
spookymilk
Seven people for tomorrow? SEVEN.
Would love two more.