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Vote One: Jonathon Pope. “Bless his heart.”
Vote Two: Colin Woolston. “I really didn’t want it to come to this again…”
It hinges on Shawn again, gang.
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I typically don’t have to work on Sundays, but I’m here now, which kinda blows but I suppose I have time to sneak around and make this post. Of course, it would be a faster situation if I wasn’t wasting time telling you about how I’m at work.
Vote One: Colin Woolston. “I can’t tell if this is right. It might be right TECHNICALLY, but MORALLY? My heart weeps.”
Vote Two: Melissa David.
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Okay, wieners. Did you know a single customer can keep me over half an hour late getting home from a closing shift if he’s annoying enough? I did!
We’ll start with Ravenclaw.
Vote One: Marcus Belby. “Because he’s not me.”
Vote Two: Michael Corner.
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I can’t do this any more. I don’t have the time or energy to deal with it. This game is messed up beyond repair, and I’m sick of it, and I’m sick of all of you. So this is the end.
I’m calling off the rest of this game, and officially declaring Matt Novak the winner.
Work got busy; sorry, gang.
Vote One: Melissa Diamond.
Vote Two: Brian David.
Vote Three: Brendan Bonham.
Vote Four: Brian David.
Vote Five: Melissa Diamond. “Shine On You Crazy Diamond.”
Vote Six: Brendan Bonham. “Because people whose names start with B are the worst. Brian and Brooks are next.”
So…a 2-2-2 vote going into the last two. This is…something.
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Today got goofy, gang. Let’s see where it ended up.
Vote One: Brian David.
Vote Two: Joseph Rakstad.
Vote Three: erik sunshine.
Vote Four: Brian David.
Vote Five: Joseph Rakstad. “Tis’ a cruel game.”
Vote Six: Joseph Rakstad. “I prefer my joes hungry.”
Vote Seven: Brian David.
That’s three for each of those guys, with two votes left.
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Whoa, kids. That vote got weird late.
Vote One: Beef Stew (missed vote).
Vote Two: Rogue Scallion.
Vote Three: Graveyard Nuggets. “For reasons not yet revealed.”
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, gang. What a vote. Let’s get to it.
Vote O…
…wait, what’s this?
Interesting Salmon strides up to me, and kneels before me with a lock box. He produces the key, and after I slowly turn it, raising the tension for the benefit of those watching on TV, the contents are revealed: it is the rarely seen Golden Salmon.
Fun Fact: Golden Salmon double as Immunity Idols.
Any votes cast for Interesting Salmon will not count.
Vote One: Interesting Salmon.
Vote Two: Interesting Salmon.
Vote Three: Interesting Salmon.
Vote Four: Interesting Salmon. “Fun fact: I have actually quite enjoyed playing with you and I wish you all the best.”
Vote Five: Interesting Salmon.
Vote Six: Interesting Salmon. “I vote for Salmon to leave tonight….not such a fun fact I suppose….”
Vote Six and a Half: Reese has produced his extra vote, which is for Interesting Salmon.
That’s seven votes for…well, nobody. The rest is under the jump.
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Woooooo! See that title? Things are weird around here, folks.
First, let’s start with the actual vote, which determines the 19th elimination.
Vote One: Toothless Hustle. “Nothing personal, just voting with my group.”
Vote Two: Robo-Buffy.
Vote Three: Robo-Buffy.
Vote Four: Robo-Buffy.
Vote Five: Robo-Buffy.
Vote Six: Robo-Buffy.
Vote Seven: Robo-Buffy.
Vote Eight: Vampire Grip.
Vote Nine: Vampire Grip.
Vote Ten: Vampire Grip.
Vote Eleven: Vampire Grip.
Vote Twelve: Vampire Grip.
Vote Thirteen: Vampire Grip.
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Oy. Late night, friends. Sorry about that, but it was beyond my control. I did feel pretty bad about it, given the game situation(s).
Umoja, you’re first.
Vote One: Hope Martell.
Vote Two: Chad Broham.
Vote Three: Harold Biscuits. “In case we’re all lunatics and he’s not the traitor”
Vote Four: Chad Broham. “Though with this insanity I’m fully expecting to go home.”
Vote Five: Harold Biscuits.
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