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Vote One: Jonathon Pope. “Bless his heart.”

Vote Two: Colin Woolston. “I really didn’t want it to come to this again…”

It hinges on Shawn again, gang.
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I typically don’t have to work on Sundays, but I’m here now, which kinda blows but I suppose I have time to sneak around and make this post. Of course, it would be a faster situation if I wasn’t wasting time telling you about how I’m at work.

Vote One: Colin Woolston. “I can’t tell if this is right. It might be right TECHNICALLY, but MORALLY? My heart weeps.”

Vote Two: Melissa David.
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Okay, wieners. Did you know a single customer can keep me over half an hour late getting home from a closing shift if he’s annoying enough? I did!

We’ll start with Ravenclaw.

Vote One: Marcus Belby. “Because he’s not me.”

Vote Two: Michael Corner.
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I can’t do this any more. I don’t have the time or energy to deal with it. This game is messed up beyond repair, and I’m sick of it, and I’m sick of all of you. So this is the end.

I’m calling off the rest of this game, and officially declaring Matt Novak the winner.

Work got busy; sorry, gang.

Vote One: Melissa Diamond.

Vote Two: Brian David.

Vote Three: Brendan Bonham.

Vote Four: Brian David.

Vote Five: Melissa Diamond. “Shine On You Crazy Diamond.”

Vote Six: Brendan Bonham. “Because people whose names start with B are the worst. Brian and Brooks are next.”

So…a 2-2-2 vote going into the last two. This is…something.
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Today got goofy, gang. Let’s see where it ended up.

Vote One: Brian David.

Vote Two: Joseph Rakstad.

Vote Three: erik sunshine.

Vote Four: Brian David.

Vote Five: Joseph Rakstad. “Tis’ a cruel game.”

Vote Six: Joseph Rakstad. “I prefer my joes hungry.”

Vote Seven: Brian David.

That’s three for each of those guys, with two votes left.
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Whoa, kids. That vote got weird late.

Vote One: Beef Stew (missed vote).

Vote Two: Rogue Scallion.

Vote Three: Graveyard Nuggets. “For reasons not yet revealed.”
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, gang. What a vote. Let’s get to it.

Vote O…

…wait, what’s this?

Interesting Salmon strides up to me, and kneels before me with a lock box. He produces the key, and after I slowly turn it, raising the tension for the benefit of those watching on TV, the contents are revealed: it is the rarely seen Golden Salmon.

Fun Fact: Golden Salmon double as Immunity Idols.

Any votes cast for Interesting Salmon will not count.

Vote One: Interesting Salmon.

Vote Two: Interesting Salmon.

Vote Three: Interesting Salmon.

Vote Four: Interesting Salmon. “Fun fact: I have actually quite enjoyed playing with you and I wish you all the best.”

Vote Five: Interesting Salmon.

Vote Six: Interesting Salmon. “I vote for Salmon to leave tonight….not such a fun fact I suppose….”

Vote Six and a Half: Reese has produced his extra vote, which is for Interesting Salmon.

That’s seven votes for…well, nobody. The rest is under the jump.
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Woooooo! See that title? Things are weird around here, folks.

First, let’s start with the actual vote, which determines the 19th elimination.

Vote One: Toothless Hustle. “Nothing personal, just voting with my group.”

Vote Two: Robo-Buffy.

Vote Three: Robo-Buffy.

Vote Four: Robo-Buffy.

Vote Five: Robo-Buffy.

Vote Six: Robo-Buffy.

Vote Seven: Robo-Buffy.

Vote Eight: Vampire Grip.

Vote Nine: Vampire Grip.

Vote Ten: Vampire Grip.

Vote Eleven: Vampire Grip.

Vote Twelve: Vampire Grip.

Vote Thirteen: Vampire Grip.
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Oy. Late night, friends. Sorry about that, but it was beyond my control. I did feel pretty bad about it, given the game situation(s).

Umoja, you’re first.

Vote One: Hope Martell.

Vote Two: Chad Broham.

Vote Three: Harold Biscuits. “In case we’re all lunatics and he’s not the traitor”

Vote Four: Chad Broham. “Though with this insanity I’m fully expecting to go home.”

Vote Five: Harold Biscuits.
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Your competition, and also you



I: Rachel “The Double-Dealer” Flynn

II: Ryan “The Snake” Fossum

III: Patrick “The Gentleman” Kozicky

IV: Brienne “The Submitter” Maner

V: Rusty “The Porn Star” Greene

VI: Brooks “The Unlikely Hero” Maki

VII: William “The Soulful” Schuth

VIII: Brooks “The Survivor” Maki

IX: Zack “The Ice Cream Man” Sauvageau

X: Pete “The Vacuum Cleaner” Bruzek

Turbo: Brooks “The 1956-1979 Montreal Canadiens” Maki

XI: Matt “The Cold-Hearted Motherf*&^er” Novak

All-Stars (XII): Andy “The Quiet Man” Rustleund

XIII: Sarah “Clarence’s Hope” Bizek

XIV: Dan “The Professional” Kautz

XV: Christina “Assault And” Pepper

XVI: Matt “The First-Time Player” Novak

XVII: Stacy “Saintly Patience” Snell

XVIII: Brian “Checkmate” David

XIX: Annette “Eammon for the Top” Barron

XX: Daniel “Neville “Smash “Hardware” Hardwood” Longbottom” Caouette

XXI: Pete “The Comeback Kid” Bruzek

XXII: Dan “The Even More Professional” Kautz

XXIII: Melissa “Don’t You (Forget About Me)” David

XXIV: Stacy “Fucking” Snell

I: Dragging Rivet’s Name Through the Mud One Last Time: Matt Novak (Ultragrandpa) and Michael Rivet (Friph Flipher-Fiph)
II: Bahambo Number 5: Pete “Triple Crown” Bruzek and Michelle “Single Tiara…So Far” Pratt

I: Brooks “Oh, for the Love of God” Maki
II: Michael “#DDB” Rivet
III: Pete “Fortune’s Fool” Bruzek
IV: Erin “All Seven and We’ll Watch Them Fall” Leslie
V: Jake “Littlefinger” Elliott

2014: Brooks “The Creator” Maki
2015: Matt “The Artist” Novak
2016: Matt “Waited Them Out” Novak
2017: Annette “I Would’ve Voted for You” Barron

2013: #21 Greg “The Gallant Glutton of Greatness” Johnson
2014: #29 Jonathon “Big Papa” Pope
2015: #8 Christina “Am I in This?” Pepper
2016: #22 Annette “No Backs Stabbed” Barron
2017: #30 Bernice “The Vulture” Nicaise
2018: #17 Carrie “Solid Gold” Bard
2019: #16 Jake “The Jabroni” Elliott

(Writing, non-elimination)
I: Sarah “Centipede Face” Johnson
II: Sarah “The Johnson Eliminator” Wreisner
III: Colin “Lonely Old Moon” Woolston
IV: Melissa “Not Sidebar Material” Diamond
V: Sama “No Family Reunions” Smith
VI: Sarah “Tumor Face” Wreisner
VII: John “Cult Following” Wreisner
VIII: Joshua “Peed the Bed” Longman
VIII: Annette “Oh, Right, That’s Who Won” Barron

WEREWOLF (most recent)

Werewolf Stats Spreadsheet

I (Pure): Matthew “The Obsessor” Gilman
I (Power): Kelly “The Novak-Destroyer” Wells

I: Matt “Exploiter of Worlds” Novak (France)

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