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Three out of three judges agree: there was a lot of good to be found this week. Each of us gave positive critiques to stories despite having no medals left to give.

As I type this, it looks close enough that I don’t even know who lost.

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NOTE ON SCORING. After Brendan jumped on, I didn’t let him know how scoring changes week to week. Since I couldn’t catch him as I was tabulating scores, I decided the three of us would maintain 3-3-3 medals this time and we’ll go to 2–2-3 as scheduled next time with 14 people left.

Three out of three judges agree: this was a good challenge. Not to say there weren’t issues to tackle, but all in all, it was an extremely enjoyable week, with some new and old faces scoring big.

Also, and this is big for me, I didn’t correctly figure out a single writer this week (even erik, who I pick out at about an 85% rate). This is VERY rare, and suggests that many of you worked in new spaces and with new ideas. Nobody died in Shawn’s story, for instance.

Here you go.

Results under the jump.
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God, I love this challenge.

Before each answer on the document, the letter displays which team provided it. Our initials are given after each response to which we gave a point. Is it readable? I hope so, because I’m done looking at it.

Click the above link to read all responses. Click below to see the final scores and find out if you’re voting.

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There were a lot of wild ideas and takes on the prompt this time around, and in that spirit, the judges certainly found some places to split. But none of it matters, because we had a nonsub this week too.

People have professional pride, though, so have a look at some results.

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Hey, we ended this last night, but I didn’t actually post this.

Here you go.

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Fun night out with the family last night, gang. If I had known how quick this would be to update, I may have done it anyway.

I was obsessed about tiebreak scenarios that would never come. This one was kind of a slaughter.

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Here they are. Is your name highlighted in a pinkish-purple hue? If so, you won immunity! (Dear god, this one is tough to tabulate. This will be a…”sometimes” challenge, rather than an every season challenge).

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Okay, gang! Who was adventurous? Who was crafty? Who didn’t feel like coming up with a longer intro to the results? Me, baby! Let’s do this.

Here’s your spreadsheet. Boldface means the offer was accepted, and non-bold means the bean wasn’t eaten.

The two players with green backgrounds on their names are immune, or you can just use the jump:
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Here they are.

Let’s all have a good-natured laugh at our friend Daphne, who has become the first-ever player to have their challenge run, and finish in last place! You’re a sport, Daph.

The tabs on the spreadsheet are ordered by guesses and tiebreakers. If you don’t know how or why to read spreadsheets, just read the crap under the jump.

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Here’s your spreadsheet of results.

If you read across, you’ll see who each person offered each of their drinks to. If a cell is yellow, this means the drink was defended and consumed by the server.

If that’s all too much for you to handle, just know that the three people highlighted with their house colors have won immunity! One total square didn’t take a single drink. On the other end of the spectrum, Hannah has probably died of alcohol poisoning.

Since we’ve just merged and there’s a lot to talk about, I’ll make tomorrow night at 9pm Central the voting deadline, but don’t be afraid to vote today if you know which way you want to go.

Cheers, students. This was a really fun one to tabulate. I might make this the merge feast from here on out.

Your competition, and also you



I: Rachel “The Double-Dealer” Flynn

II: Ryan “The Snake” Fossum

III: Patrick “The Gentleman” Kozicky

IV: Brienne “The Submitter” Maner

V: Rusty “The Porn Star” Greene

VI: Brooks “The Unlikely Hero” Maki

VII: William “The Soulful” Schuth

VIII: Brooks “The Survivor” Maki

IX: Zack “The Ice Cream Man” Sauvageau

X: Pete “The Vacuum Cleaner” Bruzek

Turbo: Brooks “The 1956-1979 Montreal Canadiens” Maki

XI: Matt “The Cold-Hearted Motherf*&^er” Novak

All-Stars (XII): Andy “The Quiet Man” Rustleund

XIII: Sarah “Clarence’s Hope” Bizek

XIV: Dan “The Professional” Kautz

XV: Christina “Assault And” Pepper

XVI: Matt “The First-Time Player” Novak

XVII: Stacy “Saintly Patience” Snell

XVIII: Brian “Checkmate” David

XIX: Annette “Eammon for the Top” Barron

XX: Daniel “Neville “Smash “Hardware” Hardwood” Longbottom” Caouette

XXI: Pete “The Comeback Kid” Bruzek

XXII: Dan “The Even More Professional” Kautz

XXIII: Melissa “Don’t You (Forget About Me)” David

XXIV: Stacy “Fucking” Snell

I: Dragging Rivet’s Name Through the Mud One Last Time: Matt Novak (Ultragrandpa) and Michael Rivet (Friph Flipher-Fiph)
II: Bahambo Number 5: Pete “Triple Crown” Bruzek and Michelle “Single Tiara…So Far” Pratt

I: Brooks “Oh, for the Love of God” Maki
II: Michael “#DDB” Rivet
III: Pete “Fortune’s Fool” Bruzek
IV: Erin “All Seven and We’ll Watch Them Fall” Leslie
V: Jake “Littlefinger” Elliott

2014: Brooks “The Creator” Maki
2015: Matt “The Artist” Novak
2016: Matt “Waited Them Out” Novak
2017: Annette “I Would’ve Voted for You” Barron

2013: #21 Greg “The Gallant Glutton of Greatness” Johnson
2014: #29 Jonathon “Big Papa” Pope
2015: #8 Christina “Am I in This?” Pepper
2016: #22 Annette “No Backs Stabbed” Barron
2017: #30 Bernice “The Vulture” Nicaise
2018: #17 Carrie “Solid Gold” Bard
2019: #16 Jake “The Jabroni” Elliott

(Writing, non-elimination)
I: Sarah “Centipede Face” Johnson
II: Sarah “The Johnson Eliminator” Wreisner
III: Colin “Lonely Old Moon” Woolston
IV: Melissa “Not Sidebar Material” Diamond
V: Sama “No Family Reunions” Smith
VI: Sarah “Tumor Face” Wreisner
VII: John “Cult Following” Wreisner
VIII: Joshua “Peed the Bed” Longman
VIII: Annette “Oh, Right, That’s Who Won” Barron

WEREWOLF (most recent)

Werewolf Stats Spreadsheet

I (Pure): Matthew “The Obsessor” Gilman
I (Power): Kelly “The Novak-Destroyer” Wells

I: Matt “Exploiter of Worlds” Novak (France)

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