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Umm…yeah. Apologies in advance for some of our surliness. It wasn’t the challenge of the season, exactly, and maybe fatigue or the point in the game has gotten us to demand too much, but hopefully this doesn’t come off as too harsh.

That said, we all found something to like (even if that something was different). Read on, Survivors. There are only three left after this.
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Alright, Survivors. Doing this from work, so I should probably hurry and not type meaningless things like where I’m typing this from.

Vote One: Annette Barron. “No way is this going to work, but might as well try.”

Vote Two: Brian David. “But I’m going to hate that I won’t get to read his stories.”
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At this point I’d expect players to deliver, and they mostly did. Sure, we didn’t have a wiggly penis monster in a dumpster that we’d never forget, but we have some nice imagery here. Just one Immunity awaits! Read on, horror fans.

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Read quickly, fair Survivors, because your next one is due in just two days.  The good news: you don’t get many words to work with!  Wait, is that good?  I suppose that’s up to you.

Vote One: Rusty Greene.  “I’m happy and sad to do this.  Mostly the former.”

Vote Two: Erik S.

Vote Three: Rusty Greene.  “Good game, man.”

Vote Four: Rusty Greene.  “I vote for Rusty, if anyone can pry him out of that hole he’s been hiding in without getting bitten or worse. Hell of a good game, man.”
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Okay, Survivors, let’s be honest: I was going to be crazy about this week regardless. But let’s be honester: this week was beyond awesome. We had risks, rewards, and a lot of apparent research, and I gave probably my highest average 1-100 score I’ve given all season. You’re all playing hard, and I like it.

Though, I’ll admit to being secretly disappointed that there were no stories about Caracalla.

Readeth on, Survivors.
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First things first: if you haven’t bought my game yet, do it. I’ll give you a hug…or “whatever”…later. Here’s the link. With almost forty sales, I’m already in a pretty high percentile for self-published games, though I’m looking for a real career here so the work is never done.

Should I get to the elimination? I should get to the elimination.

Vote One: Roman Feeser.

Vote Two: Roman Feeser.

Vote Three: Erik S.

Vote Four: Erik S. “But I will hold my head up high no matter what happens.”

Vote Five: Roman Feeser. “I’d make a Fall, Caesar joke, but I’m sure someone else will do a far better version and then I’d just feel stupid.”
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Yeah, I like this challenge. It’s a way for me to ask for what I want in a story anyway and make a whole specific prompt out of it. Many of you brought it, and I’d suggest using this concept to power other stories. HINT HINT, MOTHERF*&KERS.

But let’s just get to it. Everyone’s nervous and stuff, what with this being the endgame. Read on, Survivors.
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Heya, Survivors. Man, am I glad that work day is over. I could bore you with the details, but let’s throw a corpse on the pile instead.

Vote One: Rex Ogle. “His name rhymes with sex, and that makes me uncomfortable.”

Vote Two: Rex Ogle. “You’re a great writer and a great player. Your name also begins with R, and I’m allergic to that.”

Vote Three: Erik S.

Vote Four: Erik S.

Vote Five: Erik S. “I have a feeling I’m out, but it’s been a fun game. (sorry, I could’t decide, so i let my officemate pick a name at random)”

Vote Six: Rex Ogle. “I’d write you a farewell sonnet, but Rex rhymes with sex so it would just embarrassing.”

Wow. Who knew you were all so sex-obsessed? (Everyone.) Other votes after the jump.
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Survivors, brace yourselves because this week is uplifting as shit (I should probably use a prettier way to convey this given the prompt, but meh). There was a lot of real, raw emotion here and not a single sonnet that I just plain didn’t like. You did well for yourselves, even if the subject heading in your challenge email was “f*ck Shakespeare.”

Enjoy, bards and bardettes.
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Okay, Survivors. One more person has to fall out of the top ten; who is it?

Vote One: Colin Woolston.

Vote Two: Colin Woolston.
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Your competition, and also you



I: Rachel “The Double-Dealer” Flynn

II: Ryan “The Snake” Fossum

III: Patrick “The Gentleman” Kozicky

IV: Brienne “The Submitter” Maner

V: Rusty “The Porn Star” Greene

VI: Brooks “The Unlikely Hero” Maki

VII: William “The Soulful” Schuth

VIII: Brooks “The Survivor” Maki

IX: Zack “The Ice Cream Man” Sauvageau

X: Pete “The Vacuum Cleaner” Bruzek

Turbo: Brooks “The 1956-1979 Montreal Canadiens” Maki

XI: Matt “The Cold-Hearted Motherf*&^er” Novak

All-Stars (XII): Andy “The Quiet Man” Rustleund

XIII: Sarah “Clarence’s Hope” Bizek

XIV: Dan “The Professional” Kautz

XV: Christina “Assault And” Pepper

XVI: Matt “The First-Time Player” Novak

XVII: Stacy “Saintly Patience” Snell

XVIII: Brian “Checkmate” David

XIX: Annette “Eammon for the Top” Barron

XX: Daniel “Neville “Smash “Hardware” Hardwood” Longbottom” Caouette

XXI: Pete “The Comeback Kid” Bruzek

XXII: Dan “The Even More Professional” Kautz

XXIII: Melissa “Don’t You (Forget About Me)” David

XXIV: Stacy “Fucking” Snell

I: Dragging Rivet’s Name Through the Mud One Last Time: Matt Novak (Ultragrandpa) and Michael Rivet (Friph Flipher-Fiph)
II: Bahambo Number 5: Pete “Triple Crown” Bruzek and Michelle “Single Tiara…So Far” Pratt

I: Brooks “Oh, for the Love of God” Maki
II: Michael “#DDB” Rivet
III: Pete “Fortune’s Fool” Bruzek
IV: Erin “All Seven and We’ll Watch Them Fall” Leslie
V: Jake “Littlefinger” Elliott

2014: Brooks “The Creator” Maki
2015: Matt “The Artist” Novak
2016: Matt “Waited Them Out” Novak
2017: Annette “I Would’ve Voted for You” Barron

2013: #21 Greg “The Gallant Glutton of Greatness” Johnson
2014: #29 Jonathon “Big Papa” Pope
2015: #8 Christina “Am I in This?” Pepper
2016: #22 Annette “No Backs Stabbed” Barron
2017: #30 Bernice “The Vulture” Nicaise
2018: #17 Carrie “Solid Gold” Bard
2019: #16 Jake “The Jabroni” Elliott

(Writing, non-elimination)
I: Sarah “Centipede Face” Johnson
II: Sarah “The Johnson Eliminator” Wreisner
III: Colin “Lonely Old Moon” Woolston
IV: Melissa “Not Sidebar Material” Diamond
V: Sama “No Family Reunions” Smith
VI: Sarah “Tumor Face” Wreisner
VII: John “Cult Following” Wreisner
VIII: Joshua “Peed the Bed” Longman
VIII: Annette “Oh, Right, That’s Who Won” Barron

WEREWOLF (most recent)

Werewolf Stats Spreadsheet

I (Pure): Matthew “The Obsessor” Gilman
I (Power): Kelly “The Novak-Destroyer” Wells

I: Matt “Exploiter of Worlds” Novak (France)

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