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Homestar was on the verge of uncovering a huge conspiracy, and he knew it. “I’ve questioned Mr. Shmallow, Tim Duncan, and a bag of four grapes, and all answers point to the same thing.”

“Those are…my grapes, Homestar,” Strong Sad sighed.

“What? Was somebody talking?”

“No,” said everyone but Strong Sad.

“After careful deliberation, I have chosen to point a finger at…THE KING OF TOOOOWN!”

“Sorry, Homestar. I was night-killed! Time to feast, since I’m home from the island” The King of Town said, chewing on a leg of something or other.

“THAT’S MYYYY LEG!” Strong Mad screamed from the corner of eliminated people, and hurled The King of Town across the room.

Homestar looked at the suspects: Strong Bad. Coach Z. Bubs. Strong Bad. Pom Pom. Strong Bad. Dripping Yellow Madness. Strong Bad. Something was standing out to him, but what?

beezypoof (Day One, villager (The Poopsmith), had shit to do)
daneekasghost (Night One, seer (Marzipan), organizing a bake sale)
Colin Prime (Day Two, wolf (The Cheat), Meh meh meh meh)
todahshy (Night Two, villager (Homsar), SB is out of patience)
The Dread Pirate (Day Three, wolf (Strong Mad), pissed at Trogdor)
ash10101 (Night Three, villager (King of Town), thought it was Survivor)
Inkarnit
mbnovak
MelissaD
nettiebarron
violabeenice

Three’s a majority. If we finish day four early and a villager is killed, we’ll do the deciding day today as well.

“Homestar, you haven’t said anything for five friggin’ days!” Strong Bad wailed. “If I just tell you I’m a wolf, can I go?”

“That’s just what a villager would WANT me to think!!!”

“What? No it isn’t!” Strong Bad and Strong Mad decided to night lynch Homsar in full view of everyone and we continued on.

I’m on my phone and HTML is being a pill. Homsar was todahshy, a regular villager. Seven of you remain and four is a majority.

RESULTS

Holy shamoles. For the second challenge in a row, we have the same narrative: Billy Beaners win comfortably, and late heroics push Moistest Alou ahead of Intentional Balk.

Here they are.

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Sorry, gang. Meant to do this when I woke up but ended up having a long talk with the elder daughter about an issue at school, after which this was out of my head.

Anyway, daneekasghost was killed. He was Marzipan, the seer.

Hello. My name is Homestar Runner, and this is a website!

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Homestar donned his detective cap and scanned the room. Was it The Poopsmith? Was it Bubs? Certainly, Coach Z had a kind of evil flashing in his eye.

“We all know why we’re here,” Homestar said. “We need to find out WHO! The werewolves are in this gaaaaame of Werewoooooolf.”

“Homestar, we literally just finished the game of Werewolf. It was me, Strong Mad and The Cheat,” Strong Bad said.

“Oh, I’m PWETTY sure I’d remember something like that,” Homestar said. “I VOTE FOR SENOR CARDGAGE!”

“Senor Cardgage isn’t even friggin here!” Strong Bad said. “And yet you voted for him every single day.”

“That’s just a Werewolf would WANT me to think!” Homestar said, pounding his…fist, or whatever, since he doesn’t have visible arms. “I accuse STRONG BAD of being…A WEREWOLF!”

“Homestar, he was a Werewolf. The game is over,” Marzipan sighed.

“So you admit I’m on the wight twack!”

It was clear to all in the room that they were about to start their twelfth game of Werewolf that day, in the hopes of getting it out of Homestar’s system.

ash10101
beezypoof
Colin Prime
daneekasghost
The Dread Pirate
Inkarnit
mbnovak
MelissaD
nettiebarron
todahshy
violabeenice

NIGHT will be called at 9pm Central.

…so I can get an odd number of players (and just more players in general).

That’s all.

We’re about a week in. I meant to update before this, but I didn’t. ANYWAY…

Tribes were chosen at random. They are below the jump, along with the first results, first elimination and second ongoing results:
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As stated on my Facebook group page, I’m going ahead with a baseball-themed season of Survivor (all challenges will be based on predicting MLB outcomes). The season should move relatively quickly, with a couple of eliminations a week planned.

If you want in, let me know. I’ll be posting season stuff here as well as there, though most conversation is likely to happen in Facebook messenger.

In the meantime, I’ll be building another season of strategic challenges or writing challenges. Given the ease of running the baseball season, I may do some of this concurrently.

Anyway, if you’re in for the baseball season, let me know, gang. I would get a post up tonight if possible.

And also, what style?

Chime in on whether you want me to run a Survivor or Big Brother season, now that we’re one challenge away from finishing Gods & Mortals 2.

Also, talk to me about the many different seasons I could run:

“The Gamble.” It’s entirely based on proposition bets. That day’s sports events, maybe deaths on TV shows, award shows that might happen, you name it (and really, you name it. I would certainly take suggestions).

“Classic.” A variety of challenges from 20 Questions to Marco Polo Sasquatch.

“All Winners.” I’ve long considered doing one of these.

I’m sure there are ideas I’ve forgotten as well.

I’d like to keep my next season to CdL regulars, but will only do so if we have the people. I would definitely be open to another influx of new players, if you guys want to bring me some.

I just want to thank everyone for their patience, and as always, their decision to hang out here.

My grandfather’s death was tougher on me than I thought, and also opened me up to a lot of other things going on in my family, some of which required my attention. On top of that, I had a loaded weekend this last weekend, which had been planned for a long while.

PwtP results will come soon, and I hope to have a G&M2 challenge up today as well.

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Your competition, and also you

HALL OF CHAMPIONS

SPOOKYMILK SURVIVOR

I: Rachel "The Double-Dealer" Flynn

II: Ryan "The Snake" Fossum

III: Patrick "The Gentleman" Kozicky

IV: Brienne "The Submitter" Maner

V: Rusty "The Porn Star" Greene

VI: Brooks "The Unlikely Hero" Maki

VII: William "The Soulful" Schuth

VIII: Brooks "The Survivor" Maki

IX: Zack "The Ice Cream Man" Sauvageau

X: Pete "The Vacuum Cleaner" Bruzek

Turbo: Brooks "The 1956-1979 Montreal Canadiens" Maki

XI: Matt "The Cold-Hearted Motherf*&^er" Novak

All-Stars (XII): Andy "The Quiet Man" Rustleund

XIII: Sarah "Clarence's Hope" Bizek

XIV: Dan "The Professional" Kautz

XV: Christina "Assault And" Pepper

XVI: Matt "The First-Time Player" Novak

XVII: Stacy "Saintly Patience" Snell

XVIII: Brian "Checkmate" David

XIX: Annette "Eammon for the Top" Barron

XX: Daniel "Neville "Smash "Hardware" Hardwood" Longbottom" Caouette

GODS AND MORTALS
I: Dragging Rivet's Name Through the Mud One Last Time: Matt Novak (Ultragrandpa) and Michael Rivet (Friph Flipher-Fiph)
II: Bahambo Number 5: Pete "Triple Crown" Bruzek and Michelle "Single Tiara...So Far" Pratt

BIG BROTHER
I: Brooks "Oh, for the Love of God" Maki
II: Michael "#DDB" Rivet
III: Pete "Fortune's Fool" Bruzek
IV: Erin "All Seven and We'll Watch Them Fall" Leslie

FALL, CAESAR
2014: Brooks "The Creator" Maki
2015: Matt "The Artist" Novak
2016: Matt "Waited Them Out" Novak

CUTTHROAT JUNCTION CHAMPION
Kelly "Yes, He's a Player Too" Wells

Link to the Cutthroat Junction site. Over there, we do once-a-month strategic mega-games while the champion defends his title in a one-on-one. Head over to see how it works.

THE ROYAL RUMBLE
2013: #21 Greg "The Gallant Glutton of Greatness" Johnson
2014: #29 Jonathon "Big Papa" Pope
2015: #8 Christina "Am I in This?" Pepper
2016: #22 Annette "No Backs Stabbed" Barron
2017: #30 Bernice "The Vulture" Nicaise

PLAY WITH THE PROSE
(Writing, non-elimination)
I: Sarah "Centipede Face" Johnson
II: Sarah "The Johnson Eliminator" Wreisner
III: Colin "Lonely Old Moon" Woolston
IV: Melissa "Not Sidebar Material" Diamond
V: Sama "No Family Reunions" Smith
VI: Sarah "Tumor Face" Wreisner
VII: John "Cult Following" Wreisner
VIII: Joshua "Peed the Bed" Longman

WEREWOLF (most recent)

Werewolf Stats Spreadsheet

PUZZLE CHALLENGE
I (Pure): Matthew "The Obsessor" Gilman
I (Power): Kelly "The Novak-Destroyer" Wells

DIPLOMACY
I: Matt "Exploiter of Worlds" Novak (France)

SPOOKYMILK SURVIVOR XX

THE WINNER

Daniel Caouette

THE RUNNER-UP

Bernice Nystrom Nicaise

THE JURY

11th: Melissa David
10th: Ashton Stansel
9th: Sharon Pierpont
8th: Mark Feagins
7th: Michelle Pratt
6th: Tanya Laumann
5th: Jake Elliott
4th: Carrie Bard
3rd: Pete Bruzek

THE EXPELLED

28th: Amber Keyster
27th: Jared Mitchell
26th: David Tucker
25th: Sama Smith
24th: Jesse Vance
23rd: Michael Deighton
22nd: Rene Pare
21st: Colin Woolston
20th: Colin Wolfson
19th: Joseph Rakstad
18th: Shelbi Sarver
17th: Susan Walker
16th: Bret Highum
15th: Jamie Frost
14th: Eric Schapp
13th: Annette Barron
12th: Stacy Snell