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“May I have your attention please? Dan has won Survivor. This is kind of a big deal. Thank you. Carry on.”

The wolves were stunned by the announcement. A save was made, and no one died.

* Adobery (killed night 0, seer/angel combo. Man, you really could have used this guy)
* sherrymac (villager, drunkenly shot by Inkarnit)
* KG (villager, dozed off at the wrong time)
* Colin Prime (villager, REALLY getting into his character)
* Ashton (villager, caught playing hooky)
* nettiebarr (seer, heck of a soundtrack to one’s demise, though)
* spookymilk (wolf, seer, if we have to…I guess)

* Beau
* Dread Pirate
* Inkarnit
* mbnovak
* Orlando Gloopgloop
* violabeenice
* Zee Germans

Two wolves remain. Majority is four. Night falls at 9pm.

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For the love of GOD, Annette!” shouted Mr. McKamey, “for the last time, Swans is not appropriate haunted house fare. Take your weird hipster music and throw it in the garbage.”

He opened the door to the audio room.

“Can’t you just put on ‘Monster Mash’ or someth….” he trailed off.

There, slumped over the control board, was Annette.

The house was going to miss Annette. She saw things the way they were.

* Adobery (killed night 0, seer/angel combo. Man, you really could have used this guy)
* sherrymac (villager, drunkenly shot by Inkarnit)
* KG (villager, dozed off at the wrong time)
* Colin Prime (villager, REALLY getting into his character)
* Ashton (villager, caught playing hooky)
* nettiebarr (seer, heck of a soundtrack to one’s demise, though)

* Beau
* Dread Pirate
* Inkarnit
* mbnovak
* Orlando Gloopgloop
* spookymilk
* violabeenice
* Zee Germans

It’s 5 to 3. No pressure, village.

HELP WANTED!

Today’s position is GRUDGE BEARING SPIRIT.

I need two names from two different people. The first will haunt the second, constantly pestering them about ‘what they did’. Imagination is a plus.

“It’s sad, really. Haunted houses used to be so much cooler.”

“I know! I mean look at the zombies, here. They don’t even look….dead.”

In their dismissive state, Bret and Rivet didn’t even notice the propped up corpse of Colin Prime in the graveyard. He really tied the whole scene together – a flawless performance.

* Adobery (killed night 0, seer/angel combo. Man, you really could have used this guy)
* sherrymac (villager, drunkenly shot by Inkarnit)
* KG (villager, dozed off at the wrong time)
* Colin Prime (villager, REALLY getting into his character)

* Ashton
* Beau
* Dread Pirate
* Inkarnit
* mbnovak
* nettiebarr
* Orlando Gloopgloop
* spookymilk
* violabeenice
* Zee Germans

Three wolves remain. Six is a majority. Night falls at 9pm.

Help wanted!

Today’s role is JUMPY COFFIN GHOUL. This person will begin each new post by shouting incomprehensibly. Every. Single. Time.

“…all I’m saying is that vanilla has a much deeper flavor profile than it’s given credit for. If you really wanted to name a varient of a game after something that’s no frills and straight to the point, you should call it ‘chocolate’ or something” Higgs continued.

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The game starts next Monday. Who’s in?

People who have answered that most glorious of calls:

* Ashton
* Beau
* Colin Prime
* Dread Pirate
* Inkarnit
* KG
* mbnovak
* nettiebarr
* Orlando Gloopgloop
* sherrymac
* spookymilk
* violabeenice
* Zee Germans

It’s pretty simple, frankly.

There are eleven players:

ash10101
beezypoof
Colin Prime
daneekasghost
The Dread Pirate
Inkarnit
mbnovak
MelissaD
nettiebarron
todahshy
violabeenice

Eleven is tough. Three wolves seems excessive, and two seems too difficult for the wolves. So we’re going to make three wolves, but also give the village both a seer and an angel.

The wolves will have a seer as well.

Marzipan. Seer. She does tend to come off as the most intelligent of the gang.

Homestar Runner. Angel. He’s just so damned good-hearted.

Strong Bad. Evil Seer. But let’s face it – he’s not TOO evil. This flavor text will hopefully be as playful as the series. The other wolves will be Strong Mad and The Cheat, but they won’t really figure in to powers.

Okay, gang. First day will open at 9am Central and finish at…9pm Central. For the life of me I can never remember our usual. If this is a pain in the ass for anyone, say so now.

I do know that some of you are totally gone for the weekend. For this reason, we’ll probably stop play on Saturday and Sunday. However, I’m open to a single “day” played out on the weekend depending on availability.

Roles will be emailed in the next hour or so. Wolves will be able to talk all night, and BOTH seers will have a night zero peek.

I’d love to start tomorrow or the next day. I’m off this week and next, and would hate to see that go by without a game.

MelissaD curled up into a ball in the corner of the room.  As she replayed her past relationships with spookymilk and nibbish in her head, she took a vow of celibacy.  Or, at least, a vow of celibacy until she graduated.  The other students loved the downfall of their Prom Queen and ostracized her completely.  Rather than comfort her, they let her wallow in her misery.  In fact, no one noticed when the wolves killed her overnight.

Day one: inkarnit (village seer), not as cool as spooky
Night one: DG (villager), creating a spreadsheet
Day two: spookymilk (wolf), too cool for school
Night two: codefox (villager), marching to the beat of his own drummer
Day three: nibbish (villager), puttzing around
Night three: Violabeenice (villager), caught with an adverb
Day four: Beau (villager), promoting the scientific method
Night four: MelissaD (martyr), wallowing in her own freakish misery

Colin Prime
KG2005
Meat
Nettiebarron
Todahshy

3 is a majority.  Night at 9pm.

Mrs. Jackson’s class tossed and turned struggling to find sleep.  When they were finally sleeping, the wolves awoke to choose their next prey.  The narrator struggled to brainstorm a good death scene, but then he remembered that Beau was playing again for the first time in a long time. Suddenly, Violabeenice was dead.


Day one: inkarnit (village seer), not as cool as spooky

Night one: DG (villager), creating a spreadsheet

Day two: spookymilk (wolf), too cool for school

Night two: codefox (villager), marching to the beat of his own drummer

Day three: nibbish (villager), puttzing around

Night three: Violabeenice (villager), caught with an adverb

Beau

Colin Prime

KG2005

Meat

MelissaD

Nettiebarron

Todahshy

4 is a majority. Night at 9 pm.

“Why did we kill spookymilk?” codefox wondered.

“Um, because he was an obvious wolf,” the rest of the class responded.

codefox grumbled and went and sat in the corner.  He began tapping his foot to the march stuck in his head from band rehearsal two days ago.  He was annoyed that this crisis had prevented the marching band from practicing for several days.  While he was sitting alone, deep into song, the wolves struck swiftly.

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Your competition, and also you

HALL OF CHAMPIONS

SPOOKYMILK SURVIVOR

I: Rachel “The Double-Dealer” Flynn

II: Ryan “The Snake” Fossum

III: Patrick “The Gentleman” Kozicky

IV: Brienne “The Submitter” Maner

V: Rusty “The Porn Star” Greene

VI: Brooks “The Unlikely Hero” Maki

VII: William “The Soulful” Schuth

VIII: Brooks “The Survivor” Maki

IX: Zack “The Ice Cream Man” Sauvageau

X: Pete “The Vacuum Cleaner” Bruzek

Turbo: Brooks “The 1956-1979 Montreal Canadiens” Maki

XI: Matt “The Cold-Hearted Motherf*&^er” Novak

All-Stars (XII): Andy “The Quiet Man” Rustleund

XIII: Sarah “Clarence’s Hope” Bizek

XIV: Dan “The Professional” Kautz

XV: Christina “Assault And” Pepper

XVI: Matt “The First-Time Player” Novak

XVII: Stacy “Saintly Patience” Snell

XVIII: Brian “Checkmate” David

XIX: Annette “Eammon for the Top” Barron

XX: Daniel “Neville “Smash “Hardware” Hardwood” Longbottom” Caouette

XXI: Pete “The Comeback Kid” Bruzek

GODS AND MORTALS
I: Dragging Rivet’s Name Through the Mud One Last Time: Matt Novak (Ultragrandpa) and Michael Rivet (Friph Flipher-Fiph)
II: Bahambo Number 5: Pete “Triple Crown” Bruzek and Michelle “Single Tiara…So Far” Pratt

BIG BROTHER
I: Brooks “Oh, for the Love of God” Maki
II: Michael “#DDB” Rivet
III: Pete “Fortune’s Fool” Bruzek
IV: Erin “All Seven and We’ll Watch Them Fall” Leslie

FALL, CAESAR
2014: Brooks “The Creator” Maki
2015: Matt “The Artist” Novak
2016: Matt “Waited Them Out” Novak
2017: Annette “I Would’ve Voted for You” Barron

CUTTHROAT JUNCTION CHAMPION
Kelly “Yes, He’s a Player Too” Wells

Link to the Cutthroat Junction site. Over there, we do once-a-month strategic mega-games while the champion defends his title in a one-on-one. Head over to see how it works.

THE ROYAL RUMBLE
2013: #21 Greg “The Gallant Glutton of Greatness” Johnson
2014: #29 Jonathon “Big Papa” Pope
2015: #8 Christina “Am I in This?” Pepper
2016: #22 Annette “No Backs Stabbed” Barron
2017: #30 Bernice “The Vulture” Nicaise

PLAY WITH THE PROSE
(Writing, non-elimination)
I: Sarah “Centipede Face” Johnson
II: Sarah “The Johnson Eliminator” Wreisner
III: Colin “Lonely Old Moon” Woolston
IV: Melissa “Not Sidebar Material” Diamond
V: Sama “No Family Reunions” Smith
VI: Sarah “Tumor Face” Wreisner
VII: John “Cult Following” Wreisner
VIII: Joshua “Peed the Bed” Longman
VIII: Annette “Oh, Right, That’s Who Won” Barron

WEREWOLF (most recent)

Werewolf Stats Spreadsheet

PUZZLE CHALLENGE
I (Pure): Matthew “The Obsessor” Gilman
I (Power): Kelly “The Novak-Destroyer” Wells

DIPLOMACY
I: Matt “Exploiter of Worlds” Novak (France)

SPOOKYMILK SURVIVOR XXII

TRAVELING WILLYB3RRI3S

Annette Barron
Dan Kautz
Christina Pepper
Zack Sauvageau

THE GRAVEYARD
18th: Laurel Ogren (T3AM)
17th: Raymond Camper (Khan’s Sore Blueberries)
16th: Brooks Maki (Khan’s Sore Blueberries)
15th: Melissa David (Khan’s Sore Blueberries)
14th: Sarah Bizek (Willy)
13th: Colin Woolston (Khan’s Sore Blueberries)
12th: Jeph Novak (T3AM)
11th: Shawn Ashley (Khan’s Sore Blueberries)
10th: erik sunshine
9th: Ken Krouner
8th: Bret Highum
7th: Matt Novak
6th: Jared Cedar
5th: Jonathon Pope