Here at Casa de Leche, a lot of people don’t know each other. However, they ask – nay, they demand – to know what you sound like.
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Shawn Ashley – High when happy, low when annoyed. Lots of over-exaggerated growling when annoyed. Cute laugh.
Leif Bierly – All over the place depending on mood. Comically high when excitedly telling a story – Leif and I are best friends but his voice still amuses me on occasion during stories.
Ken (SBG) Brandt – Low. Calm.
Stef (loislane) Briggs – Calm and mid-range. She’s a quiet one, is Lois Lane. She also takes pictures and videos without anyone noticing. Proceed with caution!
Peter (nibbish) Bruzek – I expected it to be excitable and goofy. It’s low-to-mid-range and even-keeled. He insists he’s giggly and ridiculous when excited.
Dean (freealonzo) Carlson – mid-range and even-keeled.
Rachel Dwyer – mid-to-low. Sarcastic. Boisterous, awesome laugh.
Ryan Fossum – Mid-range. Lots of sound effects. As goofy as his personality.
Cory Funk – Muppet-like. Has an infectious laugh, from what I remember.
Zillah Glory – Mid-to-low. Silky. She has a hot voice and knows it.
Ben (Can of Corn) Johnson – High. Sounds like Chet from Survivor, minus the flaming gay lisp.
Dan (DK) Kautz – Mid-to-high. Raspy. Really infectious laugh.
Sean Kelly – Mid-range. Speaks quickly, but with lots of pauses. This is hard to explain but I swear it’s true.
Patrick Kozicky – High. Giggles a lot…like, all the time.
Brooks Maki – Deep, and sounds apathetic and aloof. Reminds me of my own voice, though it’s hard to judge one’s own voice.
Josh Mitchell – Mid-to-high. Laughs constantly, but we’re best friends so maybe I just notice it more.
Matt Novak – High, sorta. If it was just one octave higher and he was a few inches shorter, he’d be a Munchkin.
Jesse (cheaptoy) Peterson – A more apathetic Kermit the Frog.
Ian (New Guy) Pratt – Higher than I would have guessed. Nasal. He speaks surprisingly little, given his enthusiasm online, but that’s probably because Ben Johnson and I couldn’t stop talking.
AMR – Very low. Stonerish, but it’s because he has four kids and never sleeps.
Andy Rustleund – Middling, even-keeled. Despite his goofy personality, he has a pretty normal voice.
Beau – Laid back. Deepish.
Colin Woolston – Mid-range (December edit: just talked to him. It’s gotten much lower). Smooth. Speaks slowly these days.
Will (The Dread Pirate) Young – Medium-to-low range. Speaks quickly, I think, but I was drinking hard when I saw him so I may have just been thinking slowly.
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December 20, 2011 at 8:26 pm
AMR
Now I need an excuse to call you.
December 20, 2011 at 8:29 pm
spookymilk
I wondered if anyone had noticed this.
December 20, 2011 at 8:36 pm
Beau
I did a few weeks ago. It would be awesomer if you got a recording of all of us saying a particular phrase. Like “Spookymilk rocks my world” or something
December 20, 2011 at 8:38 pm
spookymilk
OOH! I like this idea. How do I implement it? How do I force people to go along with it?
December 20, 2011 at 8:58 pm
AMR
As a survivor challenge?
December 20, 2011 at 9:00 pm
seeann
Trickery.
March 26, 2012 at 9:47 am
funkomatic
There are recordings of me available on the interwebz. I do a weekly mixed music podcast. No trickery needed.
January 18, 2012 at 11:12 am
The Dread Pirate
To be fair, not only were you not quite sober, but there were about 20 people in the corner of a bar. It was not the most conducive environment to having normal conversation.
January 18, 2012 at 11:19 am
cheaptoy1
Heh, I totally didn’t notice that you had this here. I think the description of me seems fair.
March 25, 2012 at 9:42 pm
mbnovak
Jeez, I got left off of this list too.
March 25, 2012 at 9:43 pm
spookymilk
I haven’t done last night’s yet!
March 25, 2012 at 10:19 pm
mbnovak
Like you have more important things to do?
March 25, 2012 at 11:24 pm
seeann
His drafting is sure sucking, so I’m going to say he doesn’t.
March 27, 2012 at 4:23 pm
The Dread Pirate
I’m most definitely a fast-talker.
March 27, 2012 at 4:31 pm
mbnovak
And I’m most definitely almost-a-munchkin.
March 27, 2012 at 5:04 pm
adobery
She’s a quiet one, is Lois Lane. She also takes pictures and videos without anyone noticing
Nah, you guys were just too engrossed in your
beerSurvivor stuff. She was practically leaning across the table and pushing DK out of the way to get a shot of you reading the results. 🙂March 27, 2012 at 5:14 pm
mbnovak
I noticed. And did everything in my power to get myself into the posture of an apparent winner, but DK spoiled that.
March 27, 2012 at 5:20 pm
adobery
At least your lollipop managed to make it into the picture.
March 27, 2012 at 6:37 pm
mbnovak
Well, I do represent The Lollipop Guild.
But as their attorney, not as a member.
March 27, 2012 at 8:22 pm
adobery
^Awesome comeback
March 27, 2012 at 5:15 pm
nibbish
Are there pictures floating around? I’d like to see that.
March 27, 2012 at 6:38 pm
loislane29
I was just seeing how far I have to go to get the story like any real reporter, but a Pressman may not understand that. Also, I had a small camera that was picking up all other sounds in the bar except Spooky’s voice so I needed to get it closer to him.
March 27, 2012 at 6:40 pm
loislane29
Well, that first comment was for adobery commenting on how I sound.
March 27, 2012 at 8:30 pm
dearsmitty
I’ve been told like I sound like a guy with a huge penis.
March 27, 2012 at 8:50 pm
Beau
that’s better than nothing, I suppose
March 27, 2012 at 10:00 pm
adobery
I hope I was left off this list intentionally. I would approve.
March 28, 2012 at 12:28 am
beezypoof
i DEMAND to be added to this list! (and you better fucking say my voice sounds hot, even if only when i have a cold. Zillah is gorgeous, but there are others of us around here, too, yo.)
🙂
April 6, 2012 at 11:07 pm
loislane29
Um, yeah, so if I took photos of you Spooky, where are they? We need proof.
October 6, 2013 at 9:01 pm
kg2005
Hey! How do I sound?