The game starts next Monday. Who’s in?

People who have answered that most glorious of calls:

* Ashton
* Beau
* Colin Prime
* Dread Pirate
* Inkarnit
* KG
* mbnovak
* nettiebarr
* Orlando Gloopgloop
* sherrymac
* spookymilk
* violabeenice
* Zee Germans


One former winner will miss the final challenge…let’s see how this shaped up.

Vote One: Dan Kautz.

Vote Two: Annette Barron.
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Man, religion brings out the best in this crew every time. I wanted another medal to give. Gilman said the same. Brendan didn’t say it specifically, but he probably sent me a nonverbal cue that I should have noticed.

With the stories as strong as they were, scoring was a very interesting 9-6-6-6 affair (666 in the religious challenge…ahem).


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So, here’s the deal. With but a single signup mention on one of my FB groups, I already have eleven classically Facebook-game players signed up. I don’t even know a few of them. As such, I’m leaning toward doing two games at once with the same challenges running. Idiotic? Sure! However, if a ton of people from here sign up, that won’t be necessary.

I have a lot of weird ideas for this one, so play along, won’t you? Declare intent wherever you usually talk to me, and as always (perhaps more than ever), if you have a new player of even middling potential, let them know as well.

It’s also an option for me to just run a game over there, while allowing you guys to play if you like, while we run a few Cutthroat Junction games and…oh, I don’t know…Werewolf. It all depends on signup numbers, which have been a bit thinner here in the last year or so.

Is this the earliest I’ve ever had all votes? I’d say there’s a good chance of that.

Vote One: Zack Sauvageau.

Vote Two: Jonathon Pope.

Vote Three: Zack Sauvageau.

Vote Four: Jonathon Pope.

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I have the results! I won’t make you wait.

Here they are.

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Vote One: Jared Cedar.

Vote Two: Christina Pepper.

Vote Three: Jared Cedar. “Keeping my vote for Jared. Viva chaos.”

Is there another rock draw in our future? Time to find out.
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If there is a second tie tonight, and I have no reason yet to believe there will or won’t be, to be clear, I will have a live Google Hangout for the draw for the sake of transparency. I would post the vote, then immediately email all players still in the game (including jury) for what would be an imminent “rock draw.” See you tonight either way, gang.

Vote One: Jared Cedar.

Vote Two: Christina Pepper. “Because you write too good.”

Vote Three: Christina Pepper. “I’ll vote Pepper…again. Hey, one of these times it might even work.”

Vote Four: Jared Cedar.

Vote Five: Jared Cedar. “If I knew how to fix a Ski-Doo maybe I would know what was going on here.”

3-2 Cedar with one to go…
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Lesson learned (though I’ll make the same mistake again): long word limits and short deadlines are a dangerous combination. Or maybe it was just poor timing. That’s not to say these stories were “bad,” by any means, but there was a lot more room for at least three of them to blossom.

One did blossom, though, to the tune of a triple-gold.

But whose?!

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Your competition, and also you



I: Rachel “The Double-Dealer” Flynn

II: Ryan “The Snake” Fossum

III: Patrick “The Gentleman” Kozicky

IV: Brienne “The Submitter” Maner

V: Rusty “The Porn Star” Greene

VI: Brooks “The Unlikely Hero” Maki

VII: William “The Soulful” Schuth

VIII: Brooks “The Survivor” Maki

IX: Zack “The Ice Cream Man” Sauvageau

X: Pete “The Vacuum Cleaner” Bruzek

Turbo: Brooks “The 1956-1979 Montreal Canadiens” Maki

XI: Matt “The Cold-Hearted Motherf*&^er” Novak

All-Stars (XII): Andy “The Quiet Man” Rustleund

XIII: Sarah “Clarence’s Hope” Bizek

XIV: Dan “The Professional” Kautz

XV: Christina “Assault And” Pepper

XVI: Matt “The First-Time Player” Novak

XVII: Stacy “Saintly Patience” Snell

XVIII: Brian “Checkmate” David

XIX: Annette “Eammon for the Top” Barron

XX: Daniel “Neville “Smash “Hardware” Hardwood” Longbottom” Caouette

XXI: Pete “The Comeback Kid” Bruzek

I: Dragging Rivet’s Name Through the Mud One Last Time: Matt Novak (Ultragrandpa) and Michael Rivet (Friph Flipher-Fiph)
II: Bahambo Number 5: Pete “Triple Crown” Bruzek and Michelle “Single Tiara…So Far” Pratt

I: Brooks “Oh, for the Love of God” Maki
II: Michael “#DDB” Rivet
III: Pete “Fortune’s Fool” Bruzek
IV: Erin “All Seven and We’ll Watch Them Fall” Leslie

2014: Brooks “The Creator” Maki
2015: Matt “The Artist” Novak
2016: Matt “Waited Them Out” Novak
2017: Annette “I Would’ve Voted for You” Barron

Kelly “Yes, He’s a Player Too” Wells

Link to the Cutthroat Junction site. Over there, we do once-a-month strategic mega-games while the champion defends his title in a one-on-one. Head over to see how it works.

2013: #21 Greg “The Gallant Glutton of Greatness” Johnson
2014: #29 Jonathon “Big Papa” Pope
2015: #8 Christina “Am I in This?” Pepper
2016: #22 Annette “No Backs Stabbed” Barron
2017: #30 Bernice “The Vulture” Nicaise

(Writing, non-elimination)
I: Sarah “Centipede Face” Johnson
II: Sarah “The Johnson Eliminator” Wreisner
III: Colin “Lonely Old Moon” Woolston
IV: Melissa “Not Sidebar Material” Diamond
V: Sama “No Family Reunions” Smith
VI: Sarah “Tumor Face” Wreisner
VII: John “Cult Following” Wreisner
VIII: Joshua “Peed the Bed” Longman
VIII: Annette “Oh, Right, That’s Who Won” Barron

WEREWOLF (most recent)

Werewolf Stats Spreadsheet

I (Pure): Matthew “The Obsessor” Gilman
I (Power): Kelly “The Novak-Destroyer” Wells

I: Matt “Exploiter of Worlds” Novak (France)



Annette Barron
Dan Kautz
Christina Pepper
Zack Sauvageau

18th: Laurel Ogren (T3AM)
17th: Raymond Camper (Khan’s Sore Blueberries)
16th: Brooks Maki (Khan’s Sore Blueberries)
15th: Melissa David (Khan’s Sore Blueberries)
14th: Sarah Bizek (Willy)
13th: Colin Woolston (Khan’s Sore Blueberries)
12th: Jeph Novak (T3AM)
11th: Shawn Ashley (Khan’s Sore Blueberries)
10th: erik sunshine
9th: Ken Krouner
8th: Bret Highum
7th: Matt Novak
6th: Jared Cedar
5th: Jonathon Pope