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Alright, guys! Who was clever? Who was dense? Who actually knows what the PSN is? (Hint: it probably isn’t you)? This was fun, but I wouldn’t want to do it with this many people again.

But hey…everyone submitted! There will be a vote!

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Hey, let’s eliminate someone! Always the most fun and yet regrettable part of the game (but mostly fun, since I can’t be eliminated).

Would anyone like to play an Immunity Idol this week?…

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There were two votes for Auction, and one each for We’ll Let You Know, Baldrick’s Dictionary and Poison Email.

In Auction, and my thanks go out to Brendon Stanton here for giving this one to me, I give a series of questions, like “team to win the most World Series,” or whatever. The person who gets the highest answer without saying the same one as anyone else gets the point. So, you can say the Yankees if you like, but if anyone else does, you can’t get the point on that one.

If two people give an answer of the same number, but are different teams or whatever (like, if the best answer is six, but one person says the Giants and the other says the Dodgers), that too will cancel out. For clarity, in questions such as these, it’s the franchise history I’m talking about, so the Twins would have three, not two, including 1924 as the Washington Senators.

Anyway, this one’s pretty simple, but it might take some time to research, so we’ll go with the old Thursday at 2pm Central for the due time. Wow, that seems far away all of a sudden after these last couple.

1. Largest number of World Series titles won (team)
2. Largest number of Super Bowl titles won (team)
3. Largest number of IMDb acting credits
4. Largest number of WWF/WWE Intercontinental titles won
5. Largest number of Wimbledon singles titles won
6. Largest number of #1 hits on the American Top 40 show
7. Earliest person who walked on the moon
8. Tallest person to ever compete in American professional team sports
9. Shortest person to have a regular role on an American TV show (not just recurring, but regular; Mickey from Seinfeld wouldn’t be allowed)
10. Oldest living person to win an acting Academy Award (oldest now, not oldest at the time of win)
11. Earliest person to win a season of CBS’s “Survivor”
12. Earliest person to win Spookymilk Survivor
13. Largest number of fiction novels written
14. English, nonscientific word with the most instances of the letter ‘E’
15. Actor whose character died earliest in Alien
16. Videogame with the highest overall IGN score
17. Most albums produced (solo or band)
18. Most votes against overall in this season of Spookymilk Survivor
19. Most career goals, individual, in the English Premier League

…well, because nineteen is my favorite number. One Immunity will be given to the person with the highest score; in the event of a tie, I’ll take the first point one of the tied people scored from the top of the list on down. Cool? Cool.

A non-submitter this time will be someone who doesn’t enter a list with a legal answer for at least ten of the items here.

Cheers, Furious Five.

Your competition, and also you



I: Rachel “The Double-Dealer” Flynn

II: Ryan “The Snake” Fossum

III: Patrick “The Gentleman” Kozicky

IV: Brienne “The Submitter” Maner

V: Rusty “The Porn Star” Greene

VI: Brooks “The Unlikely Hero” Maki

VII: William “The Soulful” Schuth

VIII: Brooks “The Survivor” Maki

IX: Zack “The Ice Cream Man” Sauvageau

X: Pete “The Vacuum Cleaner” Bruzek

Turbo: Brooks “The 1956-1979 Montreal Canadiens” Maki

XI: Matt “The Cold-Hearted Motherf*&^er” Novak

All-Stars (XII): Andy “The Quiet Man” Rustleund

XIII: Sarah “Clarence’s Hope” Bizek

XIV: Dan “The Professional” Kautz

XV: Christina “Assault And” Pepper

XVI: Matt “The First-Time Player” Novak

XVII: Stacy “Saintly Patience” Snell

XVIII: Brian “Checkmate” David

XIX: Annette “Eammon for the Top” Barron

XX: Daniel “Neville “Smash “Hardware” Hardwood” Longbottom” Caouette

XXI: Pete “The Comeback Kid” Bruzek

XXII: Dan “The Even More Professional” Kautz

XXIII: Melissa “Don’t You (Forget About Me)” David

XXIV: Stacy “Fucking” Snell

I: Dragging Rivet’s Name Through the Mud One Last Time: Matt Novak (Ultragrandpa) and Michael Rivet (Friph Flipher-Fiph)
II: Bahambo Number 5: Pete “Triple Crown” Bruzek and Michelle “Single Tiara…So Far” Pratt

I: Brooks “Oh, for the Love of God” Maki
II: Michael “#DDB” Rivet
III: Pete “Fortune’s Fool” Bruzek
IV: Erin “All Seven and We’ll Watch Them Fall” Leslie
V: Jake “Littlefinger” Elliott

2014: Brooks “The Creator” Maki
2015: Matt “The Artist” Novak
2016: Matt “Waited Them Out” Novak
2017: Annette “I Would’ve Voted for You” Barron

2013: #21 Greg “The Gallant Glutton of Greatness” Johnson
2014: #29 Jonathon “Big Papa” Pope
2015: #8 Christina “Am I in This?” Pepper
2016: #22 Annette “No Backs Stabbed” Barron
2017: #30 Bernice “The Vulture” Nicaise
2018: #17 Carrie “Solid Gold” Bard
2019: #16 Jake “The Jabroni” Elliott

(Writing, non-elimination)
I: Sarah “Centipede Face” Johnson
II: Sarah “The Johnson Eliminator” Wreisner
III: Colin “Lonely Old Moon” Woolston
IV: Melissa “Not Sidebar Material” Diamond
V: Sama “No Family Reunions” Smith
VI: Sarah “Tumor Face” Wreisner
VII: John “Cult Following” Wreisner
VIII: Joshua “Peed the Bed” Longman
VIII: Annette “Oh, Right, That’s Who Won” Barron

WEREWOLF (most recent)

Werewolf Stats Spreadsheet

I (Pure): Matthew “The Obsessor” Gilman
I (Power): Kelly “The Novak-Destroyer” Wells

I: Matt “Exploiter of Worlds” Novak (France)

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