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This was a good start, Survivors, aside from the one non-submission. Matthew and I ended up giving medals to almost the exact same stories, although only one Survivor took home a double-gold. Two stories were disqualified for going well past the word count, which I mention in the comments after the stories in question.

Link to the Google Doc results.

As far as submissions go, here’s how things would’ve looked without the non-submitter in there from an average score per person:

Willy: 8-2-0-0-0-0 = 10/6 = 1.80
Kahn’s Sore Blueberries: 6-2-8-10-3-0 = 29/6 = 4.83
T3AM: 1-0-0-6-8 = 15/5 = 3.00

Any submission by the lone non-submitter would have saved T3AM from the vote, but unfortunately we never heard from Laurel Ogren. Laurel’s vote is automatically cast for herself, while the rest of T3AM has until tonight at 9pm Central to cast a vote. Any votes not cast will result in a self-vote. Once I have all the votes, I’ll post the elimination along with the new prompt.

Not that it comes up much during a non-sub vote most of the time, but if you make a comment along with your vote, I’ll post the comment (anonymously). Also, votes are changeable as long as I have not yet received all votes. Once the deadline passes or all votes have been received – whichever comes first – they’re locked.

Cheers, Survivors.

Final week Interrobang, and you guys came out swinging, lots of great stuff here and a double gold story that might be my favorite of the season.  Who got in?  Besides Sarah, you wiseass.  Who missed out in agonizingly close fashion?  We wouldn’t have a non-sub play a critical role in both conferences would we?

No, we wouldn’t.

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Here, finally, are some spaghetti stories.  If anyone was placing bets on the likelihood that DG and I would agree on much of anything, I think you’re going to lose.

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Well, today was not a good day outside of the CdL for me.

And we only have six stories here.

And Pepper has a fever, so you guys are getting the blunt version of judges comments.  If we were harsher than necessary, we apologize.  If we weren’t harsh enough, send me an email and I’ll vent a bit.

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Anybody else feel like there’s been a lot of posts lately? And yet it feels like forever since we did one of these here Prose results nights? Forever may not be long enough for some people, though. Let’s see what there was to say about this wood turtle.

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It’s Interrobang.  The conference where everybody shows up and writes pretty good stories.  I wish I had a couple more medals this time around.  Fortunately there’s another judge out there with his own set of medals to distribute, so between the two of us, we might just cover everyone.

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Hey everyone.  There are results after the jump.  Sorry for the deviation from the usual posting-of-results schedule.

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Here is the second part of our two-part series about onions and knives and cutting boards.

A new challenge will appear shortly in a new post since that’s how I seem to be doing things this season.

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Like onions on a cutting board, these…are the Ampersand results.

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Well, let’s see.  Would it surprise you to learn that there were some good stories here?  How about that there were non-subs?

Both of those things are true.  DK and I actually agreed on a top story though, and it wasn’t Ian’s.

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Your competition, and also you

HALL OF CHAMPIONS

SPOOKYMILK SURVIVOR

I: Rachel “The Double-Dealer” Flynn

II: Ryan “The Snake” Fossum

III: Patrick “The Gentleman” Kozicky

IV: Brienne “The Submitter” Maner

V: Rusty “The Porn Star” Greene

VI: Brooks “The Unlikely Hero” Maki

VII: William “The Soulful” Schuth

VIII: Brooks “The Survivor” Maki

IX: Zack “The Ice Cream Man” Sauvageau

X: Pete “The Vacuum Cleaner” Bruzek

Turbo: Brooks “The 1956-1979 Montreal Canadiens” Maki

XI: Matt “The Cold-Hearted Motherf*&^er” Novak

All-Stars (XII): Andy “The Quiet Man” Rustleund

XIII: Sarah “Clarence’s Hope” Bizek

XIV: Dan “The Professional” Kautz

XV: Christina “Assault And” Pepper

XVI: Matt “The First-Time Player” Novak

XVII: Stacy “Saintly Patience” Snell

XVIII: Brian “Checkmate” David

XIX: Annette “Eammon for the Top” Barron

XX: Daniel “Neville “Smash “Hardware” Hardwood” Longbottom” Caouette

XXI: Pete “The Comeback Kid” Bruzek

GODS AND MORTALS
I: Dragging Rivet’s Name Through the Mud One Last Time: Matt Novak (Ultragrandpa) and Michael Rivet (Friph Flipher-Fiph)
II: Bahambo Number 5: Pete “Triple Crown” Bruzek and Michelle “Single Tiara…So Far” Pratt

BIG BROTHER
I: Brooks “Oh, for the Love of God” Maki
II: Michael “#DDB” Rivet
III: Pete “Fortune’s Fool” Bruzek
IV: Erin “All Seven and We’ll Watch Them Fall” Leslie

FALL, CAESAR
2014: Brooks “The Creator” Maki
2015: Matt “The Artist” Novak
2016: Matt “Waited Them Out” Novak

CUTTHROAT JUNCTION CHAMPION
Kelly “Yes, He’s a Player Too” Wells

Link to the Cutthroat Junction site. Over there, we do once-a-month strategic mega-games while the champion defends his title in a one-on-one. Head over to see how it works.

THE ROYAL RUMBLE
2013: #21 Greg “The Gallant Glutton of Greatness” Johnson
2014: #29 Jonathon “Big Papa” Pope
2015: #8 Christina “Am I in This?” Pepper
2016: #22 Annette “No Backs Stabbed” Barron
2017: #30 Bernice “The Vulture” Nicaise

PLAY WITH THE PROSE
(Writing, non-elimination)
I: Sarah “Centipede Face” Johnson
II: Sarah “The Johnson Eliminator” Wreisner
III: Colin “Lonely Old Moon” Woolston
IV: Melissa “Not Sidebar Material” Diamond
V: Sama “No Family Reunions” Smith
VI: Sarah “Tumor Face” Wreisner
VII: John “Cult Following” Wreisner
VIII: Joshua “Peed the Bed” Longman
VIII: Annette “Oh, Right, That’s Who Won” Barron

WEREWOLF (most recent)

Werewolf Stats Spreadsheet

PUZZLE CHALLENGE
I (Pure): Matthew “The Obsessor” Gilman
I (Power): Kelly “The Novak-Destroyer” Wells

DIPLOMACY
I: Matt “Exploiter of Worlds” Novak (France)

SPOOKYMILK SURVIVOR XXII

WILLY

Annette Barron
Jared Cedar
Bret Highum
Dan Kautz
Matt Novak

KHAN’S SORE BLUEBERRIES

Shawn Ashley
Jonathon Pope
Colin Woolston

T3AM

Ken Krouner
Jeph Novak
Christina Pepper
Zack Sauvageau
erik sundberg

THE GRAVEYARD
18th: Laurel Ogren (T3AM)
17th: Raymond Camper (Khan’s Sore Blueberries)
16th: Brooks Maki (Khan’s Sore Blueberries)
15th: Melissa David (Khan’s Sore Blueberries)
14th: Sarah Bizek (Willy)