You are currently browsing the tag archive for the ‘Taciturnsville 2’ tag.

The villagers are all seated, waiting for the Priest’s sermon to begin on this Good Friday. They are growing restless.

“Has anyone seen the Priest?”

“I wouldn’t know him even if I saw him.”

One villager notices a part of robe peeking out from behind the pulpit. He gets up from his seat to inspect it.

“Lord have mercy!” exclaims the villager, “It’s the Priest. He’s been..descerated..oh, I can’t look any longer.

A brave few come to examine their fallen leader. The floor is awash in blood that has gushed from where TDO was impaled. Ornate crucifixes are jutting out from his neck and his chest.

Day ends at 9:30 p.m.
5 votes needed for a majority, 3 minimum to be lynched.
Special Poster: mbnovak
Todahshy, bhiggum, BigPapaJonTheElf, and Beau are not allowed to make 10 word posts.
1 post of 10 words or less for everyone else

Colin Prime: Delinquent, Rebel without a cause paws
nibbish: Mason1, Not so secret meeting with Death
nettiebaron: Mason2, Not so secret meeting with Death
Beezy: Werewolf (Cub), Not left out of THIS loop
violabeenice: Blacksmith, Killed in a sequins of events
The Dread Pirate: Werewolf (Charmer), Dreadfully powerful
TDO: Priest, Double-crossed

The village
Beau
bhiggum
BigPapaJonTheElf, Bodyguard
codefox, Courter
mbnovak
MelissaD
spookymilk
todahshy

The villagers gather in the square.

The villagers go about their day.

Day ends at 9:30 p.m. (Friday)
Open all night

5 votes needed for a majority, 3 minimum to be lynched.
Special Poster: Codefox
Todahshy, bhiggum, BigPapaJonTheElf, and Beau are not allowed to make 10 word posts.
1 post of 10 words or less for everyone else

Colin Prime: Delinquent, Rebel without a cause paws
nibbish: Mason1, Not so secret meeting with Death
nettiebaron: Mason2, Not so secret meeting with Death
Beezy: Werewolf (Cub), Not left out of THIS loop
violabeenice: Blacksmith, Killed in a sequins of events
The Dread Pirate: Werewolf (Charmer), Dreadfully powerful

The village
Beau
bhiggum
BigPapaJonTheElf, Bodyguard
codefox, Courter
mbnovak
MelissaD
spookymilk
TDO
todahshy

It’s another sunny morning in Taciturnsville. The villagers head towards the town square.

“What in the blazes is that?” someone asks.

In the middle of the square there is a dazzling light. A rainbow of colors radiate in every direction. A few of the braver villagers shield their eyes and cautiously approach the mound of light. As they get close enough, their bodies block out a little of the sun and it becomes clear it is a body. The body of violabeenice.

“It’s viola!” those nearest her shout. The others approach.

“Wow, so pretty.”

“Oooooh!”

“Yes, I don’t think I’ve seen a bullet-proof vest as beautiful as this one.”

 

Day ends at 9:30 p.m. 
6 votes needed for a majority, 3 minimum to be lynched.
Special Poster: Beau
Todahshy, TheDreadPirate, bhiggum, BigPapaJonTheElf are not allowed to make 10 word post.
1 post of 10 words or less for everyone else

Rules/Roles


Colin Prime
: Delinquent, Rebel without a cause paws
nibbish: Mason1, Not so secret meeting with Death
nettiebaron: Mason2, Not so secret meeting with Death
Beezy: Werewolf (Cub), Not left out of THIS loop
violabeenice: Blacksmith, Killed in a sequins of events

The village
Beau
bhiggum
BigPapaJonTheElf, Bodyguard
codefox, Courter
mbnovak
MelissaD
spookymilk
TDO
The Dread Pirate
todahshy

The village gathers in the square. Two dead bodies are there. They once belonged to nibbish and nettiebaron.

“Looks like they tried to claw at their attackers,” someone says.

“No, it looks like they died practicing their secret handshake,” says the Priest.

“Everyone, everyone. Nevermind those two. I have great news!” Codefox says while bouncing up and down. “I am engaged to be married! Let me introduce you to my fiance, BigPapaJonTheElf. Isn’t he so handsome, and strong, and brave, and stealthy, and handsome?”

Day ends at 9:30 p.m. 
7 votes needed for a majority, 3 minimum to be lynched.
Special Poster: spookymilk
Todahshy and TheDreadPirate are not allowed to post.
1 post of 10 words or less for everyone else

Rules/Roles
Colin Prime: Delinquent, Rebel without a cause paws
nibbish: Mason1, Not so secret meeting with Death
nettiebaron: Mason2, Not so secret meeting with Death

The village

Beau
Beezy
bhiggum
BigPapaJonTheElf, Bodyguard
codefox, Courter
mbnovak
MelissaD
spookymilk
TDO
The Dread Pirate
todahshy
violabeenice

[4.4.2019]

What a scare last night. I had closed my eyes for just a moment, and woke with a start, ready to rush out to the bulletin board. But just then several villagers stumbled past my window, the stench of homebrew close behind. Our local Procyonidae expert was among them, praising his mates for their exuberant attempts at replicating the coon mating call…in not so many words.

So I had let the drunken foolery of some of my more upstanding citizens seep its way into my dream. Quite a vivid and disheartening one at that. The villagers had suffered misfortune at every turn, their every choice playing right into the wolves hands. They were handicapped by the very rules and code of conduct I had put in place to help defeat our cunning enemy.

I will take heed of my subconscious. I have already begun rewriting our constitution and putting even more rules into place so that we might avert the terrible disaster of my nighttime imaginations.

I dare not let spookymilk ever come across this journal. I might be lynched on the spot for having such convenient dreams.

[4.15.2019]

It has been nearly two weeks of vigorous study, quizzes, and role play, but I think the villagers have a firm grasp on the new rules. I think we are prepared, and not a day too soon. Several villagers went out on a hunt this afternoon and came across the carcasses of several deer that had been torn to shreds. They swear that the tracks in the area were unmistakably those of werewolves.

I have called night early and sent everyone home in preparation. Bless us father, whoever you are.

Day ends at 9:30 p.m. 
8 votes needed for a majority, 4 minimum to be lynched.
Special Poster: mbnovak
1 post of 10 words or less for everyone else

Rules/Roles

The village
Beau
Beezy
bhiggum
BigPapaJohnTheElf
codefox
Colin Prime
mbnovak
MelissaD
nettiebaron
nibbish
spookymilk
TDO
The Dread Pirate
todahshy
violabeenice

Your competition, and also you

HALL OF CHAMPIONS

SPOOKYMILK SURVIVOR

I: Rachel “The Double-Dealer” Flynn

II: Ryan “The Snake” Fossum

III: Patrick “The Gentleman” Kozicky

IV: Brienne “The Submitter” Maner

V: Rusty “The Porn Star” Greene

VI: Brooks “The Unlikely Hero” Maki

VII: William “The Soulful” Schuth

VIII: Brooks “The Survivor” Maki

IX: Zack “The Ice Cream Man” Sauvageau

X: Pete “The Vacuum Cleaner” Bruzek

Turbo: Brooks “The 1956-1979 Montreal Canadiens” Maki

XI: Matt “The Cold-Hearted Motherf*&^er” Novak

All-Stars (XII): Andy “The Quiet Man” Rustleund

XIII: Sarah “Clarence’s Hope” Bizek

XIV: Dan “The Professional” Kautz

XV: Christina “Assault And” Pepper

XVI: Matt “The First-Time Player” Novak

XVII: Stacy “Saintly Patience” Snell

XVIII: Brian “Checkmate” David

XIX: Annette “Eammon for the Top” Barron

XX: Daniel “Neville “Smash “Hardware” Hardwood” Longbottom” Caouette

XXI: Pete “The Comeback Kid” Bruzek

XXII: Dan “The Even More Professional” Kautz

XXIII: Melissa “Don’t You (Forget About Me)” David

XXIV: Stacy “Fucking” Snell

GODS AND MORTALS
I: Dragging Rivet’s Name Through the Mud One Last Time: Matt Novak (Ultragrandpa) and Michael Rivet (Friph Flipher-Fiph)
II: Bahambo Number 5: Pete “Triple Crown” Bruzek and Michelle “Single Tiara…So Far” Pratt

BIG BROTHER
I: Brooks “Oh, for the Love of God” Maki
II: Michael “#DDB” Rivet
III: Pete “Fortune’s Fool” Bruzek
IV: Erin “All Seven and We’ll Watch Them Fall” Leslie
V: Jake “Littlefinger” Elliott

FALL, CAESAR
2014: Brooks “The Creator” Maki
2015: Matt “The Artist” Novak
2016: Matt “Waited Them Out” Novak
2017: Annette “I Would’ve Voted for You” Barron

THE ROYAL RUMBLE
2013: #21 Greg “The Gallant Glutton of Greatness” Johnson
2014: #29 Jonathon “Big Papa” Pope
2015: #8 Christina “Am I in This?” Pepper
2016: #22 Annette “No Backs Stabbed” Barron
2017: #30 Bernice “The Vulture” Nicaise
2018: #17 Carrie “Solid Gold” Bard
2019: #16 Jake “The Jabroni” Elliott

PLAY WITH THE PROSE
(Writing, non-elimination)
I: Sarah “Centipede Face” Johnson
II: Sarah “The Johnson Eliminator” Wreisner
III: Colin “Lonely Old Moon” Woolston
IV: Melissa “Not Sidebar Material” Diamond
V: Sama “No Family Reunions” Smith
VI: Sarah “Tumor Face” Wreisner
VII: John “Cult Following” Wreisner
VIII: Joshua “Peed the Bed” Longman
VIII: Annette “Oh, Right, That’s Who Won” Barron

WEREWOLF (most recent)

Werewolf Stats Spreadsheet

PUZZLE CHALLENGE
I (Pure): Matthew “The Obsessor” Gilman
I (Power): Kelly “The Novak-Destroyer” Wells

DIPLOMACY
I: Matt “Exploiter of Worlds” Novak (France)

Enter your email address to subscribe to this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.

Join 324 other followers