HALL OF CHAMPIONS
SPOOKYMILK SURVIVOR
I: Rachel “The Double-Dealer” Flynn
II: Ryan “The Snake” Fossum
III: Patrick “The Gentleman” Kozicky
IV: Brienne “The Submitter” Maner
V: Rusty “The Porn Star” Greene
VI: Brooks “The Unlikely Hero” Maki
VII: William “The Soulful” Schuth
VIII: Brooks “The Survivor” Maki
IX: Zack “The Ice Cream Man” Sauvageau
X: Pete “The Vacuum Cleaner” Bruzek
Turbo: Brooks “The 1956-1979 Montreal Canadiens” Maki
XI: Matt “The Cold-Hearted Motherf*&^er” Novak
All-Stars (XII): Andy “The Quiet Man” Rustleund
XIII: Sarah “Clarence’s Hope” Bizek
XIV: Dan “The Professional” Kautz
XV: Christina “Assault And” Pepper
XVI: Matt “The First-Time Player” Novak
XVII: Stacy “Saintly Patience” Snell
XVIII: Brian “Checkmate” David
XIX: Annette “Eammon for the Top” Barron
XX: Daniel “Neville “Smash “Hardware” Hardwood” Longbottom” Caouette
XXI: Pete “The Comeback Kid” Bruzek
XXII: Dan “The Even More Professional” Kautz
XXIII: Melissa “Don’t You (Forget About Me)” David
XXIV: Stacy “Fucking” Snell
GODS AND MORTALS
I: Dragging Rivet’s Name Through the Mud One Last Time: Matt Novak (Ultragrandpa) and Michael Rivet (Friph Flipher-Fiph)
II: Bahambo Number 5: Pete “Triple Crown” Bruzek and Michelle “Single Tiara…So Far” Pratt
BIG BROTHER
I: Brooks “Oh, for the Love of God” Maki
II: Michael “#DDB” Rivet
III: Pete “Fortune’s Fool” Bruzek
IV: Erin “All Seven and We’ll Watch Them Fall” Leslie
V: Jake “Littlefinger” Elliott
FALL, CAESAR
2014: Brooks “The Creator” Maki
2015: Matt “The Artist” Novak
2016: Matt “Waited Them Out” Novak
2017: Annette “I Would’ve Voted for You” Barron
THE ROYAL RUMBLE
2013: #21 Greg “The Gallant Glutton of Greatness” Johnson
2014: #29 Jonathon “Big Papa” Pope
2015: #8 Christina “Am I in This?” Pepper
2016: #22 Annette “No Backs Stabbed” Barron
2017: #30 Bernice “The Vulture” Nicaise
2018: #17 Carrie “Solid Gold” Bard
2019: #16 Jake “The Jabroni” Elliott
PLAY WITH THE PROSE
(Writing, non-elimination)
I: Sarah “Centipede Face” Johnson
II: Sarah “The Johnson Eliminator” Wreisner
III: Colin “Lonely Old Moon” Woolston
IV: Melissa “Not Sidebar Material” Diamond
V: Sama “No Family Reunions” Smith
VI: Sarah “Tumor Face” Wreisner
VII: John “Cult Following” Wreisner
VIII: Joshua “Peed the Bed” Longman
VIII: Annette “Oh, Right, That’s Who Won” Barron
WEREWOLF (most recent)
Werewolf Stats Spreadsheet
PUZZLE CHALLENGE
I (Pure): Matthew “The Obsessor” Gilman
I (Power): Kelly “The Novak-Destroyer” Wells
DIPLOMACY
I: Matt “Exploiter of Worlds” Novak (France)
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November 13, 2013 at 5:55 pm
Can of Corn
Depends on where, but I’m always down for a beer.
November 13, 2013 at 6:45 pm
spookymilk
All I ask is that you tape the entire conversation so I can post it here later.
November 13, 2013 at 7:02 pm
BigPapaJonTheElf
Speaking of taped conversations, what’s the story on podcasts?
November 14, 2013 at 10:01 am
spookymilk
I need to get a couple sent off to adobery to fix the audio, if he’s willing. We have some weird mixes in there.
November 14, 2013 at 11:12 am
spookymilk
Okay, Ryan is going to tweak the audio later today. The first segment will be up tonight or tomorrow.
November 14, 2013 at 4:04 pm
kg2005
Speaking of podcasts, I ask, nay demand to know how I sound.
November 14, 2013 at 4:44 pm
mbnovak
Like you’ve got a weak handshake.
November 14, 2013 at 5:30 pm
The Dread Pirate
At least he doesn’t look like an oompa-loopma (AFAIK).
November 14, 2013 at 6:28 pm
spookymilk
Then next day or so isn’t great, but alright, I’ll look at that page and update the hell out of it.
November 13, 2013 at 7:57 pm
mbnovak
This might be a possibility for me.
November 13, 2013 at 8:09 pm
dkautz
I have a Gopher bball game at, I think, 6, so if you guys are still out somewhere after around 8 I can probably swing by.
November 13, 2013 at 9:01 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
This could potentially even be a possibility for me. Though I’d bring my brother because I turn into a pumpkin after a certain time of night and someone needs to carry me home.
November 22, 2013 at 12:06 pm
Can of Corn
This was fun – thanks for offering the challenge Dread Pirate (and for accepting Grey). Great to meet/see everyone…like 16 bj’s great!
November 22, 2013 at 12:32 pm
The Dread Pirate
I think I just peed a little.
November 22, 2013 at 3:49 pm
Grey
My mouth is so tired!
November 22, 2013 at 9:23 pm
mbnovak
I’m just glad you guys don’t have my cell number.
November 22, 2013 at 3:50 pm
Grey
By the by, I was the first person with a beer in my face so I win.
November 22, 2013 at 4:22 pm
The Dread Pirate
And you weren’t aburdly excited to order a Coors Light, so you win on that count, too.
November 22, 2013 at 4:53 pm
Can of Corn
I was hoping to shame Grey’s fiancé with regards to her “excellent” recall of the American-standard beer selection, but she seemed unperturbed by my sarcasm.