The Goonies had seen it all over the years: a pirate ship, a disfigured giant, an octopus that looked so fake it was cut from the movie…
However, the Goon Docks weren’t safe. Troy, that rich jackass who molested Andie in her car, had been shredded the night before, and Chunk was pretty sure he knew why.
“You guys. I’ve seen this before. My uncle is half-werewolf, so he doesn’t actually kill anyone, he just becomes a really good cook during a full moon because his sense of smell is so -”
“Whatever, Mouth,” Brand said. “I’m sure it isn’t werewolves. There’s always a logical explanation.”
“I don’t know, Brand, look at this…”
Mikey produced the daily paper, which showed how the Fratellis had apparently bent their prison bars and left a trail of blood on the way out.
“Oh no! Not the Fratellis. Not the Fratellis! Not the Fratellis…” Andie stammered.
But it was, because there are three Fratellis, and three wolves, so I honestly had no choice.
IT IS DAY
There are three wolves, as well as a seer and an angel. SEVEN is a majority. I’ll be working for the bulk of the day, so I’ll let you know when I leave and you’ll need someone to keep track of voting.
The Dread Pirate
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