Here is a doc where I will put each day’s results.

Additionally, here are your game boards.

Day 4 results are updated. Our day “5” will be due tomorrow (Friday) at 8 PM Central.

As the title indicates, this is the final immunity challenge of Survivor XIX. First, let’s note that whether or not there are any idols or advantages left in the game, everyone who received one was told that the final five Tribal Council was the last time any could be played. Therefore, winning this challenge is assuredly the only way to ensure you will advance to the final three and have a chance to argue your case to the jury to be the winner of Survivor XIX. The three of you who don’t win this challenge will have to sweat out one more elimination, and one of you will be the last juror.
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Your character awakens and realizes they are repeating the same day. The day will only repeat one time.

Word Limit: 800

These all came in quick, so I don’t quite have the next challenge ready. I’ll put it up tomorrow and the first turn will be due Monday night. It’s a little more complicated than the last few and I’m not sure any of you left have played it before – at least, not when I’ve run it – so I want to make sure you’ll have time to get familiar with the rules and ask questions.

Anyway. Time to get down to the final four.

If anybody has a Hidden Immunity Idol and you want to play it, now would be the time to do so.

Billy Roid Rage stands up and presents the host with a carved, idol-like item.

This is, in fact, a Hidden Immunity Idol. Any votes cast for Billy will not count.

Okay. Once the votes are read, the decision is final. The person voted out will be asked to stop talking in Diplochat immediately. I’ll read the votes.

Vote 1: “Billy – *insert quip here*” Does not count.

Vote 2: “I am voting Billy. I’m sorry, I really am. Glad we started talking though.” Does not count.

Vote 3: “Billy Roid Rage, who, despite his name, is a surprisingly nice fellow.” Does not count.

That’s no votes counted so far, two votes left.
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The Perfect Robot’s correct components were 42-50-24. Here is what everyone submitted in round 1:

Alfredo: 40-40-12 = 92 points.
Billy: 33-66-33 = 0
Boozeraven: 38-54-75 = 0
Dreams: 1-55-1 = 0
Eammon: 50-1-1 = 0

And here is round 2:

Alfredo: Kept 92 points.
Billy: 50-45-30 = 0
Boozeraven: 35-35-35 = 0
Dreams: 6-6-6 = 18 points.
Eammon: 25-25-50 = 0

Alfredo Ricci finishes with the highest score and wins the sole Immunity. Alfredo cannot be voted for at the next Tribal Council. All five players must send me a vote to eliminate any other player by tomorrow (Sunday) night at 8 PM Central.

Guys, I’m just going to come out and say it. This was an historic week.

TWO players brought down quadruple golds.

And Abby I think had her best week ever.

Great stories guys.

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If anybody has a Hidden Immunity Idol and you want to play it, now would be the time to do so.

Orangutan Dreams stands up and presents the host with a carved, idol-like item, saying “I’m using this on Eammon.”

This is, in fact, a Hidden Immunity Idol. Any votes cast for Eammon will not count.

Okay. Once the votes are read, the decision is final. The person voted out will be asked to stop talking in Diplochat immediately. I’ll read the votes.

Vote 1: Eammon McCord. Does not count.

Vote 2: Eammon. Does not count.

Vote 3: Eammon. “For the Republic” Does not count.

Vote 4: “I’m submitting my vote for Eammon sadly. But the dark side has cookies, I’ll share them with you!! I hear goats LOVE cookies, right? ;-)” Does not count.

No votes counted so far, two votes left.
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The optimal engine setting for round 6 was 36. Here is what each player submitted:

Lowetha: 50
Dreams: 60

Both players are again out, so we finish this challenge with no one immune, and none of you are safe at the next Tribal Council. All six players must send me a vote to eliminate any remaining player by tomorrow (Friday) at 8 PM Central.

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All the revotes are in, so we might as well get this over with tonight.

Once the votes are read, the decision is final. The person voted out will be asked to stop talking in Diplochat immediately. I’ll read the votes.

Vote 1: Amadeus.

Vote 2: Amadeus.

Vote 3: “Amadeus – Dangit Brooksalike! Go back to your home!”

Vote 4: Amadeus.

Vote 5: “I’ll vote Amadeus…again. One of these times it’ll stick.”

Eleventh person voted out of Spookymilk Survivor XIX, and the fifth member of the jury, is

Amadeus Stankyleg

Amadeus will be sent to the jury document to join the other four jurors.

Here’s a new challenge I had a dear, dear friend of mine whip up for me in a short amount of time for our next game. I want to thank this friend for putting this together so quickly.
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Oh no, Survivors! Aliens have attacked the beach!

The day of wrath has come for you all.

Fortunately, you each knew this day would come, and have prepared jetpacks to escape your dark fate.

Unfortunately, these stupid things are COMPLICATED.

There are three dials, each crudely numbered; the first goes to nine and the other two go to one hundred. Near as you can tell, the first value is multiplied by the second value, with the third value then added. That means that the minimum value would be 2, with the maximum value 1000. Somewhere between 1 and 1000 is the optimal engine settings. These settings will make your jetpack go faster.

Which is good, because getting away from these aliens is about the same as getting away from a hungry bear. You don’t need to outrun them, you just need to outrun all of the other survivors.

We’ll play this in rounds. On each round, the optimal engine setting will change; it will never be the same from round to round. If your engine setting is greater than the optimal value, your jetpack will blow up and you’ll be dead. On the other hand, on each round, the Survivor with the lowest engine setting will be caught by the aliens and probed to death.

Once everyone else is dead, the last Survivor will escape from the aliens and will win immunity. If we end in a tie between two players, we’ll play one more round; after that, if there’s another tie, neither will win immunity.

This could take as little as one day, or it could take a few. First round will be due tomorrow (Tuesday) at 8 PM Central. Happy jetting, Survivors.

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Your competition, and also you

HALL OF CHAMPIONS

SPOOKYMILK SURVIVOR

I: Rachel "The Double-Dealer" Flynn

II: Ryan "The Snake" Fossum

III: Patrick "The Gentleman" Kozicky

IV: Brienne "The Submitter" Maner

V: Rusty "The Porn Star" Greene

VI: Brooks "The Unlikely Hero" Maki

VII: William "The Soulful" Schuth

VIII: Brooks "The Survivor" Maki

IX: Zack "The Ice Cream Man" Sauvageau

X: Pete "The Vacuum Cleaner" Bruzek

Turbo: Brooks "The 1956-1979 Montreal Canadiens" Maki

XI: Matt "The Cold-Hearted Motherf*&^er" Novak

All-Stars (XII): Andy "The Quiet Man" Rustleund

XIII: Sarah "Clarence's Hope" Bizek

XIV: Dan "The Professional" Kautz

XV: Christina "Assault And" Pepper

XVI: Matt "The First-Time Player" Novak

XVII: Stacy "Saintly Patience" Snell

XVIII: Brian "Checkmate" David

GODS AND MORTALS
I: Dragging Rivet's Name Through the Mud One Last Time: Matt Novak (Ultragrandpa) and Michael Rivet (Friph Flipher-Fiph)

BIG BROTHER
I: Brooks "Oh, for the Love of God" Maki
II: Michael "#DDB" Rivet
III: Pete "Fortune's Fool" Bruzek

FALL, CAESAR
2014: Brooks "The Creator" Maki
2015: Matt "The Artist" Novak

CUTTHROAT JUNCTION CHAMPION
Kelly "Yes, He's a Player Too" Wells

Link to the Cutthroat Junction site. Over there, we do once-a-month strategic mega-games while the champion defends his title in a one-on-one. Head over to see how it works.

THE ROYAL RUMBLE
2013: #21 Greg "The Gallant Glutton of Greatness" Johnson
2014: #29 Jonathon "Big Papa" Pope
2015: #8 Christina "Am I in This?" Pepper
2016: #22 Annette "No Backs Stabbed" Barron

PLAY WITH THE PROSE
(Writing, non-elimination)
I: Sarah "Centipede Face" Johnson
II: Sarah "The Johnson Eliminator" Wreisner
III: Colin "Lonely Old Moon" Woolston
IV: Melissa "Not Sidebar Material" Diamond
V: Sama "No Family Reunions" Smith
VI: Sarah "Tumor Face" Wreisner
VII: John "Cult Following" Wreisner

WEREWOLF (most recent)
Wolves (daneekasghost, nettiebarron and rockitlikeroxanne)

Werewolf Stats Spreadsheet

PUZZLE CHALLENGE
I (Pure): Matthew "The Obsessor" Gilman
I (Power): Kelly "The Novak-Destroyer" Wells

DIPLOMACY
I: Matt "Exploiter of Worlds" Novak (France)

SURVIVOR XIX

SOCK HOP EXPLORERS CLUB

Amadeus Stankyleg
Fruity the Bishop-Slapping Orange
Hormonal Gopherbubbles
Billy Roid Rage
Alfredo Ricci
Buster Nipplechaps
Bill William
Marcelene Potatohead

ZERO BILLS

Eammon McCord
Morgan the Tonedeaf
Lowetha Gruffleford
Inflatable Boozeraven
Orangutan Dreams

THE GRAVEYARD

17th: Jordan "Harlan Killings" Applegren
16th: Molly "Lenny Softbatch" Buckrey
15th: Melissa "Indignant Jenna Justice" Diamond
14th: Eric "Bathhouse Dynamo" Schapp

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