HALL OF CHAMPIONS
SPOOKYMILK SURVIVOR
I: Rachel “The Double-Dealer” Flynn
II: Ryan “The Snake” Fossum
III: Patrick “The Gentleman” Kozicky
IV: Brienne “The Submitter” Maner
V: Rusty “The Porn Star” Greene
VI: Brooks “The Unlikely Hero” Maki
VII: William “The Soulful” Schuth
VIII: Brooks “The Survivor” Maki
IX: Zack “The Ice Cream Man” Sauvageau
X: Pete “The Vacuum Cleaner” Bruzek
Turbo: Brooks “The 1956-1979 Montreal Canadiens” Maki
XI: Matt “The Cold-Hearted Motherf*&^er” Novak
All-Stars (XII): Andy “The Quiet Man” Rustleund
XIII: Sarah “Clarence’s Hope” Bizek
XIV: Dan “The Professional” Kautz
XV: Christina “Assault And” Pepper
XVI: Matt “The First-Time Player” Novak
XVII: Stacy “Saintly Patience” Snell
XVIII: Brian “Checkmate” David
XIX: Annette “Eammon for the Top” Barron
XX: Daniel “Neville “Smash “Hardware” Hardwood” Longbottom” Caouette
XXI: Pete “The Comeback Kid” Bruzek
XXII: Dan “The Even More Professional” Kautz
XXIII: Melissa “Don’t You (Forget About Me)” David
XXIV: Stacy “Fucking” Snell
GODS AND MORTALS
I: Dragging Rivet’s Name Through the Mud One Last Time: Matt Novak (Ultragrandpa) and Michael Rivet (Friph Flipher-Fiph)
II: Bahambo Number 5: Pete “Triple Crown” Bruzek and Michelle “Single Tiara…So Far” Pratt
BIG BROTHER
I: Brooks “Oh, for the Love of God” Maki
II: Michael “#DDB” Rivet
III: Pete “Fortune’s Fool” Bruzek
IV: Erin “All Seven and We’ll Watch Them Fall” Leslie
V: Jake “Littlefinger” Elliott
FALL, CAESAR
2014: Brooks “The Creator” Maki
2015: Matt “The Artist” Novak
2016: Matt “Waited Them Out” Novak
2017: Annette “I Would’ve Voted for You” Barron
THE ROYAL RUMBLE
2013: #21 Greg “The Gallant Glutton of Greatness” Johnson
2014: #29 Jonathon “Big Papa” Pope
2015: #8 Christina “Am I in This?” Pepper
2016: #22 Annette “No Backs Stabbed” Barron
2017: #30 Bernice “The Vulture” Nicaise
2018: #17 Carrie “Solid Gold” Bard
2019: #16 Jake “The Jabroni” Elliott
PLAY WITH THE PROSE
(Writing, non-elimination)
I: Sarah “Centipede Face” Johnson
II: Sarah “The Johnson Eliminator” Wreisner
III: Colin “Lonely Old Moon” Woolston
IV: Melissa “Not Sidebar Material” Diamond
V: Sama “No Family Reunions” Smith
VI: Sarah “Tumor Face” Wreisner
VII: John “Cult Following” Wreisner
VIII: Joshua “Peed the Bed” Longman
VIII: Annette “Oh, Right, That’s Who Won” Barron
WEREWOLF (most recent)
Werewolf Stats Spreadsheet
PUZZLE CHALLENGE
I (Pure): Matthew “The Obsessor” Gilman
I (Power): Kelly “The Novak-Destroyer” Wells
DIPLOMACY
I: Matt “Exploiter of Worlds” Novak (France)
Casa de Leche 
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April 17, 2019 at 10:44 am
todahshy
Vote Beezy
April 17, 2019 at 10:52 am
Beau
Pope married. Ergo, Charmer is Beezy/Pirate. Vote either.
Engage.
April 17, 2019 at 10:55 am
violabeenice
Vote DPWY
April 17, 2019 at 10:55 am
MelissaD
Vote Beezy
April 17, 2019 at 10:56 am
mbnovak
Vote DPWY.
April 17, 2019 at 11:00 am
codefox
vote DPWY
April 17, 2019 at 11:01 am
TDO
vote Beezy
April 17, 2019 at 11:27 am
The Dread Pirate
Vote beezy
April 17, 2019 at 11:31 am
TDO
unvote Beezy
vote DPWY
April 17, 2019 at 11:55 am
Beau
Vote Beezy
April 17, 2019 at 12:36 pm
bhiggum
vote DPWY
April 17, 2019 at 12:52 pm
adobery
*************
VOTING UPDATE
*************
April 17, 2019 at 1:16 pm
spookymilk
Beau did legwork on what should be lynch today. Would be more inclined to see Will as wolf given his early stashed vote. Beezy’s response to Beau yesterday looks legit. It could also simply be convenient since Beau requested the vote but I think this only works if Beau is a wolf, which I do not currently believe.
April 17, 2019 at 1:16 pm
spookymilk
Vote Dread Pirate
April 17, 2019 at 1:24 pm
adobery
*************
VOTING UPDATE
*************
April 17, 2019 at 1:57 pm
beezypoof
I feel Beau not wolf. Vote Will will end day?
April 17, 2019 at 2:06 pm
violabeenice
People need to speak before majority reached?
April 17, 2019 at 2:07 pm
beezypoof
vote DPWY
April 17, 2019 at 2:08 pm
adobery
***Mod clarifications***
Day does not end when majority is reached. Players still get to post lists and make their 10 words posts up until day’s end at 9:30.
April 17, 2019 at 2:10 pm
adobery
=== WILL HAS BEEN PLACED UNDER HOUSE ARREST===
April 17, 2019 at 2:35 pm
TDO
I ok with my vote, changed because majority was close.
April 17, 2019 at 2:39 pm
BigPapaJonTheElf
Vote DPWY
April 17, 2019 at 2:40 pm
adobery
***VOTING HAS ALREADY ENDED***
April 17, 2019 at 2:51 pm
codefox
Will’s vote looked fuzzy. Say yes to the dress!
April 17, 2019 at 2:59 pm
bhiggum
LIST
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*
*
Beau ———————————villager
Beezy ———————————villager
BigPapaJonTheElf, Bodyguard——Villager!
codefox, Courter ——————–Villager!
mbnovak ———————————?
MelissaD ———————————-villager?
spookymilk- —————————-?
TDO ———————————–?
The Dread Pirate ———————-wolf?
todahshy ———————————–?
violabeenice —————————-villager!
April 17, 2019 at 4:56 pm
mbnovak
If DPWY wolf, Beezy still could be.
TDO clarification odd.
April 17, 2019 at 4:59 pm
MelissaD
Pope too much in love to read? Three more words.
April 17, 2019 at 5:10 pm
spookymilk
Beau – villager?
Beezy – villager?
bhiggum – villager?
BigPapaJonTheElf, Bodyguard
codefox, Courter
mbnovak – wolf?
MelissaD – wolf?
spookymilk – Villager
TDO – ?
The Dread Pirate – wolf?
todahshy – villager?
violabeenice – Villager?
April 17, 2019 at 5:39 pm
mbnovak
Beau – villager?
Beezy – villager
bhiggum – villager?
BigPapaJonTheElf, Bodyguard
codefox, Courter
mbnovak – villager
MelissaD – wolf?
spookymilk – villager?
TDO – wolf?
The Dread Pirate – wolf?
todahshy – wolf?
violabeenice – villager?
April 17, 2019 at 5:51 pm
violabeenice
Beau – Villager?
Beezy – ?
Bhiggum – villager?
BigPapaJonTheElf – Villager
Codefox – Villager
Mbnovak – wolf?
MelissaD – ?
Spookymilk – ?
TDO – villager?
The Dread Pirate – wolf?
Todahshy – ?
April 17, 2019 at 6:59 pm
beezypoof
Beau – villager?
bhiggum – ?
BigPapaJonTheElf – bodyguard
codefox – courter
mbnovak – ?
MelissaD – wolf?
spookymilk – villager?
TDO – wolf?
The Dread Pirate – wolf?
todahshy – ?
vilobeenice – villager?
April 17, 2019 at 7:35 pm
Beau
Beezy: wolf!
April 17, 2019 at 8:29 pm
todahshy
Novak – wolf
Beezy – wolf
April 17, 2019 at 9:31 pm
adobery
***IT IS NIGHT***
April 17, 2019 at 9:34 pm
adobery
The time has come. As The Dread Pirate is led from his house to the village square he endures the sneers, boos, and even being spit upon. He is walking up the stairs of the gallows.
A relentless villager shouts out yet again for a recount. So they do.
“Let’s see. Three…four. Yes. Good, good. Okay, two…three…four…five…six…huh. Looks like we’re missing one vote,” utters the recounter.
“Ha! Still 6-4. Nice try wolves!” cackles Beezy.
“Wait,” the recounter says, “It looks like this one vote for The Dread Pirate is lightly and absent-mindedly scratched out, with ‘Beezy’ written below it. It’s a tie! 5-5.”
The wheel spinner grins the biggest grin, and dashes to grab the wheel of fate. They waste no time giving it an enthusiastic spin. Everyone watches intently as the symbols fly by. The wheel comes to rest.
“No!” shouts Beezy, “Count them again!”
But the village does not oblige. She is walked up the stairs of the gallows and takes The Dread Pirate’s place.
“Don’t do this. It’s been rigged! Count the votes again!”
The lever is pulled. Beezy falls. The village stares for several minutes.
“Oh dear,” exclaims someone, “is that a wolf?”
“I believe so,” answers another, “but it’s so small.”
“It’s kind of cute really,” adds someone else, “y’know, if you ignore those pointy, pointy teeth.”
Colin Prime: Delinquent, Rebel withouta causepawsnibbish: Mason1, Not so secret meeting with Deathnettiebaron: Mason2, Not so secret meeting with DeathBeezy: Werewolf (Cub), Not left out of THIS loopThe village
Beau
bhiggum
BigPapaJonTheElf, Bodyguard
codefox, Courter
mbnovak
MelissaD
spookymilk
TDO
The Dread Pirate
todahshy
violabeenice