Spooky said he can’t wait to wipe the floor with you all, so I’m here to officially announce the Turbo Survivor game, slated to start at some point after this one is over. I mentioned this a couple months ago, but I’ll recap the rules again.
–We will play approximately two weeks for every calendar week. I will probably not set a calendar for every week ahead of time. If things come up in my personal life, I’ll need some flexibility so I have more than a three hour window to judge if necessary. I would like people to have 3 days for each challenge, plus at least a full day for judging and voting. Regardless, it will be fast.
–You will get a set period of time in which to write your story. This will vary between thirty minutes to three hours. However, YOU get to pick that time slot.
–Any time during the “week” you can e-mail me that you are ready. The only thing you will know ahead of time is the time allotted that week to write.
–My e-mail account will send an auto-reply back to you with the challenge. If the time limit that week is one hour, you will have one hour from the time the auto-reply was sent to you to complete your story. Timestamps will be crucial. The huge benefit of auto-reply is that you can write any time you want, day or night, without pre-approval.
–The challenges will be short, probably starting with less than 100 words, topping out at 500 as we go along. An example of a challenge might be: ”Write a love story in 200 words or less where a toaster is featured prominently.” Or: ”In 50 words or less, come up with a creative way to tell Nibbish to suck it.”
–As non-subs would hopefully be minimal (right, guys?), scoring would likely be on a forced curve. Results would be posted as soon as possible and you will have about 24 hours to make your votes. The following day, the next “week” will begin. Again, all you will know is the time limit until you send me your e-mail that you’re ready to begin.
–I realize that it would be possible for people to cheat by doing the challenge early in the week, then letting a teammate or alliance know what they’ll have to write about. However, in the spirit of the game, and because you are all awesome, I would expect that nobody would do that.
–I realize some of you may be hesitant to play because your time slots are unpredictable, probably due to kids or other family things. Like if you have a thirty minute challenge, and as soon as you start your kid starts crying and it’s your turn to rock him to sleep. Or whatever it is you parents do to those guys. To persuade some of you to play, I would give each person one free pass chip over the course of the game, which you can use for any reason. However, you would have to claim it within one hour of your original deadline. So no starting your story at 12:01 on the first day, then giving me your pass chip at 8:00 pm the second night to give yourself two days to think of something. For those who don’t have an emergency of some sort come up during the course of the game, you could of course use your pass chip to give yourself extra time on a challenge.
–I would also allow players to skip one challenge during the game, in order to allow people to go on vacations. If you take a two-week trip, well then I hope you get sunburned (and you probably wouldn’t want to play unless you had internet access on your trip).
–In addition to immunities, I am considering offering chances for players to win additional time tokens. For example, if you won a thirty minute time token, you could use it in a future week to give yourself an extra thirty minutes on the challenge. You can turn in your time card any time before your time slot has expired.
–Depending on number of people signed up, there will be teams and all the hoopla that comes with them.
Rhubarb had suggested people being able to bank time to use in following weeks. I can see this being abused. For example, if a player knows via his alliance that he’s not going to get voted out that week no matter what happens, he could submit a really crappy story in one minute, giving himself 59 minutes of bank to use at a later week. I know there are other ways to consider it, but I’d rather not award people for not using the full time to make their story the best it can be.
So, if you sign up, I want you to answer the following questions:
1. What week would you like to start?
2. Do you have any planned vacations that could interfere? If so, what week?
3. Will you only play if there is a set schedule each week? (remember, you will only need about an hour most of the time)
3a. If yes, can you only write on weekends?
4. How many days do you feel is necessary to have for writing?
5. Any other problems you forsee that could be worked around with a rule change?
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March 6, 2012 at 9:28 am
spookymilk
Yay!
1. Immediately, if not sooner.
2. Well, I’m in MN from 3/21-4/4, but if we started, I’d write while out there, given the shortness of the challenges.
3. No
4. Three is fine, right? I mean, as long as we’re choosing when we do it.
5. Nothing right now.
March 6, 2012 at 12:29 pm
spookymilk
5a.
…okay, I do want to know how pass chips are going to work, because pass chips are going to be your El Guapo. I promise they’ll cause a problem, so you’ll have to minimize the damage. Chips per team? Per person? (Per team is way more interesting, Survivor-wise, but possibly not in the spirit of what they’re supposed to accomplish).
What do they mean? Is that person merely exempt from the challenge, and they have no score to factor in? Certainly they can still be voted out if the team loses, despite not resulting in self-voting, right?
And most of all: when are they not fair game? If a team of one is out there, and the player uses it, what’s the team’s score?
They could be a super cool wrinkle to the game, but they could also be a pain in the ass. I just want to help make them the former, though I suspect I’ll never use one.
March 6, 2012 at 1:44 pm
Grey
Can I not be on spooky’s team?
March 6, 2012 at 1:45 pm
spookymilk
How dare you. How dare you.
March 6, 2012 at 1:49 pm
Grey
how dare you
March 6, 2012 at 9:39 am
The Dread Pirate
I’ll probably give it a go.
1. Whenever
2. I’ll be in NOLA 4/6-4/8 and Las Vegas May 13-16. Might be at a friend’s cabin Memorial Day weekend. Then no more vacations until August when I’m heading to the Amazon.
3. Nope
4. Three should be fine, but I’m horrible at conceptualizing theoretical things like this (I can never see the twists and loopholes in Werewolf until they’re exposed) so I’ll defer to everyone else.
5. I think I should be allowed to sell my extra words to Novak.
March 6, 2012 at 10:42 am
hungry joe
i can’t promise i’ll be any great shakes, but i’ll give this one a shot (much more in my wheelhouse than the regular survivor at least).
1. whenevers.
2. could have some business trips here and there, but i’m usually available in the evenings anyway.
3. naw.
4. i’ll go with the 3 consensus.
5. i think we could all save a lot of time if nibbish is forced to suck it at the beginning.
March 6, 2012 at 10:59 am
mbnovak
1. The later the better. In fact, my participation might depend on it not starting until May. I’m 50% serious and 50% trying to irritate Spooky.
2. Nothing that jumps out. Memorial day weekend is probably bad.
3. Nope.
4. 3
5. If you could somehow make a rule where my wife doesn’t find out I’m playing again, that’d be great (Let’s be honest, at the beginning of seasons she doesn’t care. By the end of the season, Survivor is pretty much all I’m talking about. She might have a little fatigue right now.)
March 6, 2012 at 11:07 am
spookymilk
1. If this game waits until May because of you, I’ll kill you. If it waits until May because we need people, I will accept this…grudgingly. I feel like it should be easy to round people up for this, although FB blasts may be necessary.
5. Y’all need more significant others like Wreisner has. Sarah posts his stories and judge comments and cheers him on harder than anyone even cheers themselves most of the time. Perhaps you’ll all need some mistresses for this job.
March 6, 2012 at 11:15 am
mbnovak
Laura’s actually really supportive. She keeps the dungeon very well lit.
March 6, 2012 at 11:04 am
spookymilk
By the way, for those who still remember it, I’ll post the final Whoopsies thing tomorrow, I think.
March 6, 2012 at 11:05 am
Grey
Yep.
1: whenever
2: Nothing that would interfere. Like a normal person I have a laptop.
3: Whatever. what was the question? Whatever will said is fine. I mean no.
4: 2-3 days is great. Just, great.
5: I think will should be allowed to sell his extra brain cell to novak.
March 6, 2012 at 11:08 am
spookymilk
Will has an extra brain cell? That makes him twice as intelligent as I thought! (Oh, snap! I’m getting in on it!)
March 6, 2012 at 1:36 pm
Grey
finally, someone on my side.
March 6, 2012 at 1:41 pm
nibbish
I was coming around, then you started on with the beets.
March 6, 2012 at 1:51 pm
Grey
dude. beets are good and good for you. You can’t argue this.
March 6, 2012 at 1:52 pm
nibbish
I can argue against roughly half of that statement.
March 6, 2012 at 2:00 pm
spookymilk
I keep getting email alerts and I get excited about the prospect of a growing roster, but it’s just another conversation about beets. Sigh.
March 6, 2012 at 3:42 pm
Grey
BEETS BEETS BEETS BEETS BEETS BEETS BEETS BEETS BEETS BEETS BEETS BEETS BEETS BEETS BEETS BEETS BEETS BEETS BEETS BEETS BEETS BEETS BEETS BEETS
.
March 6, 2012 at 11:21 am
beezypoof
I’m IN!
1. I don’t know where we are in terms of the current game. It doesn’t matter to me when we start.
2. Does surgery count as “vacation?” I’m having surgery next Monday, 3/12. And again sometime in May. It would likely not interfere. I can write while on narcotics, right?
3. I will play no matter what the schedule looks like.
4. I don’t have an opinion on this.
5. Wha…? No comments to add. I won’t pretend to be smart enough to understand the inner workings. But instead of admitting that I’m not too bright, I’ll blame it on the Multiple Sclerosis. Eh? Eeeeeh?
March 6, 2012 at 11:23 am
spookymilk
THE BEEZ!! Yay!
I just sent you word about this. Now I suppose you can ignore it.
March 6, 2012 at 11:24 am
spookymilk
Also, Shawn has written from a hospital bed before, so I’m pretty sure it’s doable.
What sort of surgery? Is it, uh, your usual stuff?
March 6, 2012 at 11:28 am
nibbish
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
1. Whenever I’m done being kicked in the face with 4000 word limits.
2. Nope
3. No
4. Three, but I could do with less, if need be.
5. I’m good.
March 6, 2012 at 11:55 am
Beau
Heh. I bet 75 word challenges will be refreshing
March 6, 2012 at 12:10 pm
mbnovak
I’m going to put this as simply as I can:
Despite my reputation for verbosity, I look forward to the challenge of more succinctly expressing the concepts that I develop in response to the given prompts.Yes.
March 6, 2012 at 12:00 pm
Beau
By the way, one of the reasons I’m asking about vacations is that if multiple are gone over the same period, we can schedule a break at that time.
March 6, 2012 at 2:01 pm
spookymilk
Okay, I have to confess more nerdery than usual.
I am currently obsessing over whether to call this “Turbo Survivor” and mark it as 10.5 in the spreadsheet, or to just call it “Survivor XI” and change the number of the next two.
Help me.
March 6, 2012 at 2:03 pm
adobery
Turbo Survivor I
March 6, 2012 at 2:05 pm
nibbish
I’m more intruiged by wondering whether these stats will count in the overall.
March 6, 2012 at 2:09 pm
spookymilk
See, this is my dilemma.
I’m a dorkface.
I figure they probably should count, since generally the same people would be playing essentially the same game. I’ll just notate it differently, like TS1, or whatever. Before that I’ll make a copy of the current spread so I can keep the original game separate.
But…is that necessary? Is it different enough to warrant a separate spread?
Oh my God. I actually deeply care about this.
March 6, 2012 at 2:12 pm
nibbish
I have never felt more at home than I do with you nerds.
March 6, 2012 at 3:44 pm
Grey
now i feel left out.
March 6, 2012 at 2:23 pm
adobery
Heh. Do it up like DG. Separate column for Turbos, with separate records and an overall record, with highlighted cells for non-subs, betrayals, shifts in alliances and stretching of the assignments parameters. Probably a column with number of *hugs* and *suck it* received from Shawn…if you’re going to be thorough that is.
March 6, 2012 at 4:02 pm
daneekasghost
I haven’t shared that spreadsheet with you, how do you know about it?
March 6, 2012 at 4:06 pm
spookymilk
It just makes more sense than there not being one, I should think.
March 6, 2012 at 3:05 pm
Beau
It should definitely be separate, because with you not judging, the results won’t be legitimate.
March 6, 2012 at 3:13 pm
spookymilk
Well, no question. However, if I win, my feelings about that will be changed dramatically.
March 6, 2012 at 4:09 pm
daneekasghost
I just want to quash the implication here that spreadsheets = nerdery = shame. All the cool kids have spreadsheets.
March 6, 2012 at 4:28 pm
spookymilk
This is excellent news, since of all the kids I’ve ever known, I love spreadsheets second most.
March 6, 2012 at 4:31 pm
daneekasghost
jesus, I had better be first on that list. If there’s someone out there who’s higher than you AND me? What a nerd.
March 6, 2012 at 4:34 pm
spookymilk
Ha! And we’re full circle.
March 6, 2012 at 3:56 pm
spookymilk
As always, everyone should feel free to bother possible new players. For me, they really bring a ton of excitement to the thing.
I suppose that saying this is Beau’s job, but I’ll be easing into my playing career slowly, methinks.
March 6, 2012 at 3:59 pm
daneekasghost
In.
1. After the current edition of Survivor.
2. Nope.
3. I can carve out time whenever, schedule, no schedule, don’t care.
4. 2
5. How will the judge bribery work? Same as when spooky’s a judge?
March 6, 2012 at 4:04 pm
Beau
Bribery will be tougher, but more satisfying
March 6, 2012 at 4:02 pm
Beau
To address Spooky’s concern about pass chips.
I haven’t decided yet. If people who sign up say they’re not worried about it, I may put the kabosh on the idea altogether. I do want to be flexible with people’s schedules.
I’m kind of liking the team pass chip idea. It would encourage more team communication, and also allow teams to save a strong player who non-submits (but isn’t a serial non-subber).
March 7, 2012 at 12:00 am
Zack Money (@zackmoney)
I’m in.
1. Whenever is fine with me.
2. I’ll be travelling from 3/28-4/4, but should have computer access at that time. I travel every other weekend, but can usually get to a computer.
3. I’d prefer one, so I can plan ahead (between travel times my life can get hectic), but I will participate either way.
3a. I’d prefer writing during the week, to be honest. But I know I’m in the minority.
4. Two to three seems okay with me.
5. I think the idea of pass chips is really good, but I agree there could be potential abuses. I really like the idea of team chips, but what would you do after the merge?
March 7, 2012 at 12:05 am
Beau
I think after the merge, people just have to show up. But again, if someone knows they will have no computer access and announce it well ahead of time, I’ll see what I can do.
I’m also trying to find some creative ways to do a team challenge or two, despite the format.
March 7, 2012 at 12:28 am
Beau
I should also mentioned that I will be on vacation from 4/15 to 4/22. So, we’ll have just one week that week if we’re already playing.
March 7, 2012 at 12:50 pm
mbnovak
Beets.
I have no opinion on them. I’m just bored.
March 7, 2012 at 1:33 pm
mybiggirlshoes
Why is there a list entitled “My Favorite People” and I’m not on it?!?!?!
I fucking hate you all.
(;))
March 7, 2012 at 1:35 pm
mybiggirlshoes
That is supposed to be a wink inside of a parentheses but it ended up just looking like a vagina.
Oops.
March 7, 2012 at 1:39 pm
Beau
You have a weird vagina.
If you sign up for the game, I am pretty sure you will become one of my favorite people.
March 7, 2012 at 11:40 pm
mybiggirlshoes
I would be honored.
<—————Not a weird vagina.
March 7, 2012 at 11:58 pm
spookymilk
Five women! Everyone suck in your guts, and try not to comment on Shawn’s strangely mangled-looking vagina.
March 7, 2012 at 4:29 pm
Beau
Welcome aboard Ryan Sorrell and Miriam Metwaly. We now have 13 total players with four chicas.
March 7, 2012 at 5:05 pm
The Dread Pirate
Yay Miriam! I’ve finally lured someone over here! Just ignore anything Grey ever says.
March 8, 2012 at 11:31 am
Grey
unnecessary.
March 8, 2012 at 2:50 pm
mybiggirlshoes
Did someone say something?
March 7, 2012 at 6:30 pm
bhiggum
I’m in, as long as I don’t have to answer any questions after these five.
1. Whenever.
2. Vacation on Easter weekend, but I should still be available.
3. No
4. three sounds about right
5. I think teams should be sorted by beet proclivities.
March 7, 2012 at 6:35 pm
spookymilk
Sweet! Dead weight! I mean, sweet! An easy alliance patsy! I mean, sweet! It’s Bret!
I agree with the beet proclivity sorting idea. I’m pretty sure that makes it me and Pete vs. everyone else.
March 7, 2012 at 7:10 pm
bhiggum
Heh. Just for that, I hope I’m on your team.
I’m not nearly as anti-beet as you two, but I’m much closer to your side than Grey’s stance of beets as the worlds’ wonder food.
March 8, 2012 at 11:32 am
Grey
hyperbole.
I think they’re great, but if there’s a world’s super-food it’s probably
shawn’s mangled vaginapistachios.March 8, 2012 at 11:34 am
spookymilk
Oh shit, I just about peed myself here.
March 8, 2012 at 6:05 pm
bhiggum
I damn near snorted coffee through my nose. I’ll never picture pistachios the same way again.
March 7, 2012 at 11:23 pm
funkomatic
I’m late to the show, but I’m in.
1. Whenever.
2. No.
3. No, but I would vastly prefer a set schedule.
3a. I can write on most nights.
4. Some.
5. Nothing that a rule can fix no, because rage and raw throbbing talent can’t be hemmed in by rules.
March 8, 2012 at 1:09 am
spookymilk
Har. Your answer to #5…I’ve missed you in this game, man. You’ll have to play a long-form game again sometime.
March 8, 2012 at 1:10 am
Beau
oh, but word limits can reduce the throbbing
March 8, 2012 at 9:44 am
funkomatic
The word limit actually makes the throbbing almost unbearable, which in turn somehow makes it better and worse at the same time.
March 8, 2012 at 12:58 am
shiva53
I’m ready to start writing! My toaster has been begging for me to write a 100 word bio on it’s bottom tray that isn’t emptied of crumbs often enough.
March 8, 2012 at 1:00 am
Beau
Hi, Mom.
March 8, 2012 at 10:25 am
mbnovak
So. Much. Awesome.
March 8, 2012 at 1:37 am
adobery
Woot! An actual relative of Beau’s to take the heat off me.
March 8, 2012 at 1:19 am
dearsmitty
1. Whenever.
2. No
3. No
4. 2-3. Or whatever.
5. No.
When can I non-submit? Too soon?
March 8, 2012 at 1:21 am
spookymilk
There were only two nonsubs after yours. I’m totally ready for more again. Yay!
March 8, 2012 at 1:24 am
dearsmitty
That’s good to hear. Actually I don’t want to worry anybody but this format suits my style quite well.
March 8, 2012 at 1:25 am
Beau
your style of getting ones?
March 8, 2012 at 1:26 am
dearsmitty
Hold on…who’s judging this?
March 8, 2012 at 1:27 am
Beau
yours truly
March 8, 2012 at 1:38 am
adobery
lol
March 8, 2012 at 10:27 am
mbnovak
Funny, because I’m thinking this format is going to doom me to seeming like the crappy writer I actually am. No more hiding behind too many words.
I’m like the boxer who can’t throw a punch, but I can take a hit over and over again. I just wear down the opposition/judges with my staying power/word count.
March 8, 2012 at 10:33 am
spookymilk
Length is obviously where you shine (uh…).
Seriously, though, I’m interested to see what this does for you. Short challenges have been your bane. I’m interested to see what it does to Cory, too, since he was Novak before Novak. Back when I didn’t have word count limits (Cory was the impetus) I was stunned at how many words he could write in a week. Stunned.
March 8, 2012 at 11:49 am
adobery
like the crappy writer I actually am.
This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever written. Well, except for:
Seriously, you’re one of the uncrappiest writers here.
March 8, 2012 at 11:53 am
spookymilk
I’d say by far the dumbest thing he ever wrote was (paraphrased) “Brooks is humble.”
False modesty is definitely a hallmark of Matt’s, though. Don’t be baited, Ryan!1!1!1!!
March 8, 2012 at 11:55 am
mbnovak
Ok fine, “like the weak concept person I am.”
I don’t feel like my concepts can stand up on their own, they really need the space. My best concepts have taken a lot of room/writing to grow into themselves. So that’ll be tough for me.
March 8, 2012 at 12:01 pm
mbnovak
Not all of that modesty is false. Sure, I overstate the case against myself (what Minnesotan doesn’t?), but I really do think that other people generally have much stronger concepts than myself.
I do appreciate the compliment though Ryan.
March 8, 2012 at 12:04 pm
spookymilk
Okay, I can see the concept thing, since we have folks like Brooks around here and the like.
Then I think of Martyr, and I have to remind myself that you’re not one of the absolute greatest conceptualizers (not a word) in the game, because that one was incredible.
(Shit, now I was baited)
March 8, 2012 at 12:13 pm
mbnovak
I have some high points. But I’m not consistently there. It’s something I’m looking forward to working on in Turbo.
I do still love Martyr. Thanks.
March 8, 2012 at 12:20 pm
mbnovak
While we’re talking about strong concepts, I’m gonna throw this out there:
My absolute favorites are Shawn Ashley “every day life” stories. Those humble me every single time. I can’t take something so routine as a card game or waitress serving pie and make it a story. To me, that’s the coolest stuff.
March 8, 2012 at 12:29 pm
adobery
Yes, the waitress Fiction 59 one was awesome, but the phrase “Shawn Ashley ‘every day life’ stories” really made me laugh.
March 8, 2012 at 12:31 pm
mbnovak
I know, right? But when she’s not doing dark stuff, she’s often doing slice-of-life stuff, and that’s what I love the most from her.
March 8, 2012 at 3:34 pm
funkomatic
I often stun people with my length, Kelly.
My brain needs fences, limits, borders, cliffs, to hem it in. Otherwise I just keep churning and churning. That being said, I think I brought some real heat to Challenge 59 when it came up. I’m also 13k tweets into Twitter, so I have been honing my pithy-ness.
March 8, 2012 at 1:33 am
dearsmitty
I’m a better writer now, my above use of “worry” instead of “alarm” notwithstanding.
March 8, 2012 at 1:35 am
spookymilk
Yeah, I wouldn’t alarm. You’re a well writer.
March 8, 2012 at 2:13 am
AMR
I’m in.
March 8, 2012 at 10:47 am
spookymilk
A fourth noob! That ties the last two seasons. I miss the games where I’d have like nine new players, though.
March 8, 2012 at 2:59 pm
mybiggirlshoes
Finally, I made the favorite people list. GEEZ.
March 8, 2012 at 3:03 pm
Beau
only 16th favorite, though
March 8, 2012 at 3:31 pm
Don
Sign me up. I’ll do my best to work around my schedule, but there are times when it is physically impossible to be at a computer during the week. I’ll figure something out.
March 8, 2012 at 5:11 pm
Beau
So you are saying that if a week ran from tuesday to thursday there may not be a 60 minute instance where you are by a computer?
March 8, 2012 at 10:54 pm
The Dread Pirate
Let’s just go ahead and put him on spooky’s team.
March 9, 2012 at 10:36 pm
Don
Tuesday through Thursday would probably be fine, but yeah. It’s possible. I’m a theater manager. Sometimes there are hours of my day where I’m simply filling popcorn bucket after popcorn bucket without surcease.
March 10, 2012 at 2:11 pm
Sarah Johnson
John (Wreisner, lordhelpme) just ran for coffee with a notary public (step 1 of 642476564 to getting married, twelve-twenty-one-twelve, SAVE THE DATE) so I am taking this additional plunge. Laugh, by all means, but this is scarier than a 3-ay-em landlord visit when you’re balls deep in Anna Nicole Smith’s minifridge.
1. What week would you like to start? Any week is as good as any… see? I’m already showing you guys my poor syntax skills.
2. Do you have any planned vacations that could interfere? If so, what week? Nope! Just an occasional “Fallout 3” shutdown, which I promise won’t interfere with THIS game. But hey, if anyone could give me the console command to fix Liberty Prime’s water purifier bug… hit a bitch up.
3. Will you only play if there is a set schedule each week? (remember, you will only need about an hour most of the time) I work better with set schedules as I have that pesky nine-to-fiver dragging me down… but then again, mental illness is a wonderful motivator.
3a. If yes, can you only write on weekends? Weekends and evenings are the only times I can bang shit out – I am finishing my BS, but I never let that tired old shit get in my way.
4. How many days do you feel is necessary to have for writing? 3 would be fantastic, but I’ll make anything work. AS + ritalin + coffee + “sounds of nature: thunderstorm” in the headphones = GRAND-SCALE PRODUCTION!
5. Any other problems you forsee that could be worked around with a rule change? Other than the fiance who will pretend to think my submissions are great, my reptilian math-wired brain and my CRIPPLING FEAR of exposing my writing “abilities” to you creative types? No. But when you do kick my ass out, be gentle. I have to face John’s ever-so-supportive face, which is worse than any vote-off. Jesus, Sarah! Enough with the hyphens! Time to define the continuity limitations of a tiger’s pupil when exposed to 0-65% light… (n’insert smiley face pas). I also curse a lot. Is that gonna be a fucking problem?
March 10, 2012 at 3:51 pm
spookymilk
Hey, that’s a day after our anniversary…I see that you, too, play a dangerous game with the weather (ours cooperated).
Analogies like the Anna Nicole one here should serve you well in the game, but for the first time, I’m not judging, so I guess I don’t really know…
March 10, 2012 at 4:46 pm
Sarah Johnson
Hey, I’m ALL analogy, baby.
March 12, 2012 at 1:16 pm
mccrackenshipyard
I want to do this!
1. Doesn’t matter
2. Not as of now.
3. Depending on the set schedule it may or may not work. I have to be at school Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays til 8pm and usually work at night monday, friday, and saturday.
4. Two.
5. As long as the rules don’t get changed in the middle of the game… or is that part of the “game”?
March 12, 2012 at 1:37 pm
Beau
e-mail me at beausorrell at gmail with your name
Welcome aboard!