HELLO HOUSEGUESTS–I AM THE ZINGBOT 8000–PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR PRIDE ERASED BY THE FLAMING INTENSITY OF MY ZINGS

Barnaby could not hold a person’s interest if he was surrounded by naked people while speaking! ZIIIIIING!!!!

Burro, your ass is redder than if you sat in the direct sunlight for a day! ZIIIIIING!!!!

If you see the Blimp coming, you are best served to get out of the way, cause his flying skills are a bigger disaster than the Hindenburg! ZIIIIING!!!!

All I know about Kellifer, he’s maybe first in his family who doesn’t have muffins for brains, and I’m not sure of that….ZIIIING!!!!

Meredith, I know it’s often hard for you to find the right thing to say, but maybe you should try using words with more than three letters sometime! ZIIIIIING!!!!!

This noble looking guy Orgulas, he just may let you take a hit off his peace pipe, but it’s weaker than water! ZIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!

Silver looks tough, but you see him open his mouth, and his teeth are all dull! ZIIIIING!!!!

Till is so old, he’s got a box of dirt he collected personally from the land of the Roman Empire! ZIIIIIING!!!!!

THAT IS ALL–UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN HOUSEGUESTS