HALL OF CHAMPIONS
SPOOKYMILK SURVIVOR
I: Rachel “The Double-Dealer” Flynn
II: Ryan “The Snake” Fossum
III: Patrick “The Gentleman” Kozicky
IV: Brienne “The Submitter” Maner
V: Rusty “The Porn Star” Greene
VI: Brooks “The Unlikely Hero” Maki
VII: William “The Soulful” Schuth
VIII: Brooks “The Survivor” Maki
IX: Zack “The Ice Cream Man” Sauvageau
X: Pete “The Vacuum Cleaner” Bruzek
Turbo: Brooks “The 1956-1979 Montreal Canadiens” Maki
XI: Matt “The Cold-Hearted Motherf*&^er” Novak
All-Stars (XII): Andy “The Quiet Man” Rustleund
XIII: Sarah “Clarence’s Hope” Bizek
XIV: Dan “The Professional” Kautz
XV: Christina “Assault And” Pepper
XVI: Matt “The First-Time Player” Novak
XVII: Stacy “Saintly Patience” Snell
XVIII: Brian “Checkmate” David
XIX: Annette “Eammon for the Top” Barron
XX: Daniel “Neville “Smash “Hardware” Hardwood” Longbottom” Caouette
XXI: Pete “The Comeback Kid” Bruzek
XXII: Dan “The Even More Professional” Kautz
XXIII: Melissa “Don’t You (Forget About Me)” David
XXIV: Stacy “Fucking” Snell
GODS AND MORTALS
I: Dragging Rivet’s Name Through the Mud One Last Time: Matt Novak (Ultragrandpa) and Michael Rivet (Friph Flipher-Fiph)
II: Bahambo Number 5: Pete “Triple Crown” Bruzek and Michelle “Single Tiara…So Far” Pratt
BIG BROTHER
I: Brooks “Oh, for the Love of God” Maki
II: Michael “#DDB” Rivet
III: Pete “Fortune’s Fool” Bruzek
IV: Erin “All Seven and We’ll Watch Them Fall” Leslie
V: Jake “Littlefinger” Elliott
FALL, CAESAR
2014: Brooks “The Creator” Maki
2015: Matt “The Artist” Novak
2016: Matt “Waited Them Out” Novak
2017: Annette “I Would’ve Voted for You” Barron
THE ROYAL RUMBLE
2013: #21 Greg “The Gallant Glutton of Greatness” Johnson
2014: #29 Jonathon “Big Papa” Pope
2015: #8 Christina “Am I in This?” Pepper
2016: #22 Annette “No Backs Stabbed” Barron
2017: #30 Bernice “The Vulture” Nicaise
2018: #17 Carrie “Solid Gold” Bard
2019: #16 Jake “The Jabroni” Elliott
PLAY WITH THE PROSE
(Writing, non-elimination)
I: Sarah “Centipede Face” Johnson
II: Sarah “The Johnson Eliminator” Wreisner
III: Colin “Lonely Old Moon” Woolston
IV: Melissa “Not Sidebar Material” Diamond
V: Sama “No Family Reunions” Smith
VI: Sarah “Tumor Face” Wreisner
VII: John “Cult Following” Wreisner
VIII: Joshua “Peed the Bed” Longman
VIII: Annette “Oh, Right, That’s Who Won” Barron
WEREWOLF (most recent)
Werewolf Stats Spreadsheet
PUZZLE CHALLENGE
I (Pure): Matthew “The Obsessor” Gilman
I (Power): Kelly “The Novak-Destroyer” Wells
DIPLOMACY
I: Matt “Exploiter of Worlds” Novak (France)
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November 22, 2013 at 3:46 pm
Grey
Yes, but only to use the time to constantly mock your sub-par mod skills.
November 22, 2013 at 4:16 pm
daneekasghost
I would play this game.
November 22, 2013 at 4:38 pm
spookymilk
Ask me again when it’s time. I absolutely should not do this, but maybe things will be a trifle clearer in a week and a half.
November 22, 2013 at 5:20 pm
todahshy
You had me at werewolf.
November 22, 2013 at 9:17 pm
mbnovak
Hmm. I’m likely to play, but… I am nervous about a fairly sizable challenge scheduled for that week.
November 22, 2013 at 9:23 pm
kg2005
This sounds like a thing that I would do.
November 23, 2013 at 10:13 am
MelissaDiamondPhillips
I have this problem where I can’t say no. But you know what’s going to happen? December 2nd will roll up, and I’ll be nowhere in sight because I’m too busy, and then I’ll be voted off as a wolf the very first day because of my wolfy silence.
In other words, *sigh*, I’ll play.
November 23, 2013 at 10:26 am
mbnovak
Yeah, but you’ll be a wolf so it will be ok.
November 23, 2013 at 4:59 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Touche.
November 23, 2013 at 3:30 pm
bhiggum
Why do I have to keep signing up for everything? Isn’t there a universal, permanent list somewhere for those of us that have no lives?
I know I’m on that list.
November 23, 2013 at 6:01 pm
BigPapaJonTheElf
What’s a werewolf?
Why’s everyone looking at me? This is one of those things I’m supposed to know, isn’t it?
November 23, 2013 at 8:30 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Haven’t you played Werewolf with us in “real life”?
November 23, 2013 at 9:11 pm
The Dread Pirate
I’m just going to go ahead and sign you up because it takes minimal involvement and it gives you an opportunity to make fun of Grey for several days.
November 23, 2013 at 10:57 pm
mbnovak
“Werewolf” is the worst definition of “minimal involvement” I could imagine.
November 24, 2013 at 10:22 am
The Dread Pirate
Shush, I already signed him up.
November 24, 2013 at 8:37 pm
adobery
Unless your name happens to be Cranberrysucks or Topher
November 24, 2013 at 8:51 pm
beezysghost
Or AMR.
November 24, 2013 at 10:27 pm
The Dread Pirate
“Minimal involvement” would have been a way better way for TAG to play than what he did.
/obligatory post in each werewolf game throwing TAG under the bus
November 25, 2013 at 12:43 pm
kg2005
vote bhiggum
November 25, 2013 at 5:47 pm
bhiggum
Nested, doesn’t count.
Dammit, TAG.
November 26, 2013 at 2:15 am
AMR
I don’t even know that the reference to me means.
My theory of how to prove I was the real seer was to spout out so damned much info that anyone would have to see that I couldn’t be bullshitting to that extent. It failed successfully, as the game was decided by a neutral who threw his vote with me thinking I was the wolf.
My thin and hairless moleskin is so fragile that I could never ever do that again and never will. Unless I lose my job wife and kids and need to burn some time.
And who is BeezysGhost.
November 26, 2013 at 2:19 am
daneekasghost
I was beezysghost the one time I took her place in one of the WW games. Apparently I was still logged into that account on my phone.
It was a joke, since you had about as far from “minimal involvement” as could be in the game you played.
I didn’t say it was a good joke.
November 26, 2013 at 9:40 am
AMR
Thanks for clarifying, DG. I thought Adobery was playing some false-identity trickery on me and I just didn’t get it. Had it been from you, I may have understood.
Can I guess that Cranberrysucks and Topher were actually minimally involved to their detriment? (I used to follow along but gave up on that somewhere, too.)
Furthermore, you were the neutral that I “tricked” into believing me a Wolf to leave you voting for a real wolf, so I wouldn’t have had to explain all that.
December 1, 2013 at 8:34 pm
adobery
What I want clarification on, is does AMRs real wife know about his work wife and how he’s pulling all that off.
December 1, 2013 at 9:33 pm
AMR
Sorry adobery, I don’t get the joke.
December 1, 2013 at 9:34 pm
AMR
as soon as i post i see the lack of commas in my earlier post which makes the joke now dont i look foolish.
November 26, 2013 at 2:16 am
AMR
But Jon you should definitely play. It’s a blast!
December 1, 2013 at 7:45 pm
The Dread Pirate
I’m going to call this one off due to lack of committed players. Soon we shall lynch again!
December 1, 2013 at 9:38 pm
mbnovak
9 is too few? 2 wolves and seer?
December 2, 2013 at 12:03 pm
The Dread Pirate
We had six definite yeses, two oases, and one newbie who offered no committment.