ATTENTION ALL HOUSEGUESTS

PANDORA’S BOX has been opened. I repeat, one of the Houseguests has opened Pandora’s Box.

What does this mean? It could mean a lot of things…that you’ll all find out later.

TURN 1

Four Rock-Hurlers stepped up to throw. One of them hit the Lottery Winner, and one of them hit one of the other Hurlers.

There was also one Conformist Gone… pretty chill, actually, since there wasn’t anyone who needed snitching on.

The dead: Vance Fancy-Pance (Lottery Winner) and The Sacred Pillow (Rock-Hurler). Second turn is due Sunday night at 8 PM Central.

TURN 2

I have a feeling you guys are going to make this pretty boring.

Five Rock-Hurlers stepped up to throw, since this is the most compliant town ever. One of them hit the Lottery Winner, and one of them hit one of the other Hurlers.

The dead: Dusty Rutabaga (Lottery Winner) and The Sacred Pillow (Rock-Hurler). The third turn is due Monday night at 8 PM Central.

TURN 3

Suddenly the most compliant town turned into the most rebellious town ever, as four conscientious objectors made their distate for the proceedings known.

However, one Conformist Gone Mad ratted them out and got one of them killed…before being killed by the rest himself.

The Dead: Prisca Sandybanks (Conscientious Objector) and Dusty Rutabaga (Conformist Gone Mad). The fourth turn is due Tuesday night at 8 PM Central.

TURN 4

This one was a little more fun. There were two Rock-Hurlers ready to throw.

They were surprised to see two conscientious objectors. However, one Conformist Gone Mad showed up and smothered one of the objectors, before losing all its stuffing.

The dead: Prisca Sandybanks (conscientious objector) and The Sacred Pillow (conformist gone mad). Final turn is due Wednesday at 8 PM Central.

TURN 5

Last time around, we had only one Conscientious Objector, who couldn’t overcome the will of four Rock Hurlers. One of those Hurlers killed the Lottery Winner, and another one died from a rock.

The dead: The Sacred Pillow (Lottery Winner) and Princess Spatula (Rock Hurler). Vance DID NOT nonsub; we had another email mishap. Maybe Vance needs to spend more money on his email and less on his Fancy Pants. Vance does have two previous strikes, however, and is still facing a penalty nomination next time if he makes it there.

Final death tally:
Pillow: 4
Dusty: 2
Prisca: 2
Vance: 1
Spatula: 1
Lester: 0

So Lester Sweetums wins the Power of Veto. Lester, if you want to use the Veto on either Dusty or Vance, you have some time now to let me know.

UPDATE: Lester has chosen not to use the Power of Veto. So Dusty and Vance remain the nominees. The two nominees are not required to vote. The HOH, Prisca, is not allowed to vote except in case of a tie. The other nine Houseguests, please send me a vote to evict either Dusty or Vance by Thursday night at 8 PM Central.