After the electrocution of DG, the townspeople return to their comfortable abodes to enjoy a peaceful evening at home. A light snow dusts the ground while Brandy Talore sits at home having some milk and cookies when she hears the music of Great White coming from outside. She opens the front door just in time to hear the music stop and see bhiggum‘s house burst into flames.
The entire village gathers around to watch the house burn to the ground. Two hours later, the fire department shows up to put out the fire. Their technique is both unorthodox and incompetent, as it simply involves dousing Beau in fish guts. He has been blessed with the gift of Fishmas Cheer*!
*Due to his horrific odor, the other townspeople are not allowed to respond to Beau or to acknowledge his existence in any way–except to disparage the way he smells. In addition, each other townsperson must vote for Beau at least once today and must leave their vote on him for at least 15 minutes.
Daneeka’s Ghost (nice, lynched, day 1)
bhiggum (nice, set ablaze, night 1)
adobery
Beau
cheaptoy
Grey
KG
nibbish
Spooky
TDO
Will Young
Night will begin at 10 PM EST. I will be entertaining a lady friend, so DG will take care of closing out the night for me. People with night roles can still send their picks to me tonight. I should be back in time for morning.
***IT IS DAY***
Casa de Leche 
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December 14, 2011 at 10:05 am
TDO
Oh whats that nasty smell? smell like a cross between dead fish and adobery.
vote beau
December 14, 2011 at 10:05 am
spookymilk
bhiggum? So, the wolves killed one of the people that was being suspected most? Well, maybe they thought he was a Santa.
I thought I’d be dead today. I’m not sure if they thought they could use me or if they just thought someone else was Santa, but DG said it himself: spooky wouldn’t do this kind of a move early as a wolf.
I have some thoughts, but other thoughts are messing with them.
For now, vote Beau. I don’t know if he’s on my radar, apart from his stench, but here’s his 15 minutes. Now, don’t everyone do it at once.
December 14, 2011 at 10:15 am
cheaptoy1
As much as I hate the smell of fish guts (we need a new fire chief), I will:
vote beau
before we get too close to a majority, though I wouldn’t mind getting that stench out quickly.
December 14, 2011 at 10:18 am
daneekasghost
********************DEAD**********************
Had fun with the argument last night. Give ’em hell villagers
********************DEAD**********************
December 14, 2011 at 10:19 am
The Dread Pirate
I’m at work today and am seeing Macklemore in concert tonight at First Ave (doors open at 6pm). I’ll hold off on voting for the Beau for a little while to avoid keeping him one vote from the majority.
I apologize for my first, non-musical post yesterday. For some reason, I misread the instruction and thought I was supposed to post in the form of a Christmas card (rather than carol).
December 14, 2011 at 10:20 am
bhiggum
****Bret’s nuts roasting, on an open fire****
Dammit, the only good part of this is getting killed by the naughties instead of lynched by misguided nice guys. Stone those suckers with lumps of coal, boys!
****Beau’s reek nipping at my nose****
December 14, 2011 at 10:23 am
spookymilk
Unvote Beau
December 14, 2011 at 10:29 am
TDO
I found you can get rid of the smell by keeping a can of air freshenair (or a case of it nearby)
with that
unvote Beau
December 14, 2011 at 10:33 am
The Dread Pirate
vote Beau for smelling worse than the insides of a Tauntaun.*
*Star Trek reference made just for Smelly Beau
December 14, 2011 at 11:00 am
Grey
nerd
December 14, 2011 at 11:03 am
nibbish
I think you mean Battlestar Gallactica reference.
…or is that Xanadu?
December 14, 2011 at 11:04 am
spookymilk
If there’s ever a Xanadu reference here, I will mod-kill and ban the offender.
December 14, 2011 at 11:07 am
nibbish
Other than DJ Shadow, right?
December 14, 2011 at 11:10 am
spookymilk
Right. Rappers are allowed to make ludicrous references here at Casa de Leche.
December 14, 2011 at 10:33 am
cheaptoy1
Eh, after awhile, you sort of get used to it.
unvote beau
December 14, 2011 at 10:40 am
spookymilk
So, it occurs to me that the best and most obvious thing for a wolf to do last night during the me/DG thing would be to sit back and not say anything. For that reason, yesterday’s quiet ones are on my radar (formerly including bhiggum. Thanks for the assist, wolves! Unless he really was Santa, in which case, good job).
Will, we didn’t bother to talk about you yesterday because we couldn’t vote for you anyway. Let’s talk about you now.
December 14, 2011 at 10:40 am
spookymilk
(You start)
December 14, 2011 at 10:43 am
cheaptoy1
I’d sort of like to talk about you, mister. Why were you all up in DG’s business yesterday, knowing he is a skilled hunter of whoever he isn’t? Trying to get rid of someone with the tools to smoke you out later on?
December 14, 2011 at 10:48 am
spookymilk
That would have been ridiculous. All eyes were going to be on me and DG in this game. With him gone, I’ll get twice the scrutiny. If I was a wolf, I wouldn’t want that. Believe me, the last thing I wanted, coming into this game, was to doubt DG.
If I was a wolf, I’d probably do what I did as a Changeling – attempt to kill the noobs first.
December 14, 2011 at 10:49 am
spookymilk
For the record, I think a wolf or wolves jumped on the opportunity to kill DG after I presented it. That’s the benefit of being aggressive on day one as a nice – the naughties sometimes can’t resist the urge to jump on the bandwagon.
December 14, 2011 at 10:51 am
nibbish
Generally speaking, it would be a terrible idea to draw that much attention to yourself on day one if you were a wolf. Spooky’s good, but I’m not sure even he would be that brash (well… it IS Spooky, so maaaaybe).
He’s not high on my radar right now.
December 14, 2011 at 10:47 am
nibbish
Will was already flirting around the edges of my radar, so I’d like to hear any reaction he might have, as well.
December 14, 2011 at 10:54 am
The Dread Pirate
Other than the fact that I am once again a boring, nice vawillager who had to spend the entire day making fun of Grey in song, I don’t have much to say. Like I mentioned in my very first post yesterday, when in doubt, I cannot trust DG because he’s just too smart and sneaky for me.
I didn’t see anything unusual in the posts of nibbish or kg yesterday, so voting for DG without a lot of evidence seemed to make the most sense because he was the least likely to leave a trail of evidence if he was naughty.
December 14, 2011 at 10:57 am
spookymilk
I didn’t see much in kg2005’s comments, but I saw it in his voting. He was extremely quick to jump on with the DG vote, and now that we know DG is clean, I really wish I’d stuck with my kg doubt.
I didn’t see much in nibbish’s voting, but I saw it in his comments. Maybe. He had a way of confidently cutting through the bullshit yesterday that isn’t usually what he does. I’ll admit I’m not real worried about him yet, but when he’s a wolf I think he’s going to win, so there’s an undercurrent of worry anytime I play with him.
December 14, 2011 at 10:51 am
spookymilk
Vote cheaptoy
Because not long after my preemptive explanation, he asked for an explanation. Might be trying to muddy the waters.
December 14, 2011 at 12:01 pm
cheaptoy1
Not trying to muddy things. I had my suspicions yesterday and wanted an explanation today. I haven’t had time to check out the last minute voting pattern or the sudden death voting (sorry I missed it, I forgot we were doing that and just went to bed.)
December 14, 2011 at 10:52 am
TDO
same here on the will comment.
he voted for me and i just generally want to hear more from him today.
December 14, 2011 at 10:56 am
The Dread Pirate
At the time I voted for you, I believe I was the only vote for DG. Rather than help contribute to a nine-way tie, I thought it would be more productive and provide more insight to the village if we had a few people closer to the chopping block. As mentioned above, DG is always playing the game on a higher level than I, so I moved my vote back once others hopped back on his bandwagon.
December 14, 2011 at 11:04 am
nibbish
Some of you fine folk should unvote Beau so that can get in on that fragrent, foul action.
December 14, 2011 at 11:06 am
spookymilk
Everyone has but Will, weenus.
December 14, 2011 at 11:09 am
nibbish
Huh, missed that – badly, it would seem.
What a weenus.
December 14, 2011 at 11:07 am
Grey
I don’t have a lot of intelligence time to lay out an analysis of their behaviors, but KG and cheaptoy are on the top of my lists. I do believe I have a good track on… oh my god what is that? Is that the odor from William’s mouth hanging open as he ogles his faded and sticky Princess Leia fold out?
It’s either that or fish guts over handsomeness stink.
I guess I’ll have to vote beau
December 14, 2011 at 11:08 am
Grey
ok, strikethrough does not work that way on wordpress… hmmm
penisDecember 14, 2011 at 11:09 am
Grey
there we go
December 14, 2011 at 11:20 am
spookymilk
KG and cheaptoy are on the top of my lists.
And mine.
December 14, 2011 at 11:34 am
Grey
nothin? nothing at all? c’mon will.
December 14, 2011 at 1:14 pm
The Dread Pirate
♫♫♫
Spooky knows him better than me
But Grey has become my frenemy
He claims to act, Has secret pacts,
He probably even likes Glee.
Oh-oh friend of Spooky, star of naught,
One day we’ll look back wond’ring why we fought.
I might be joking, you’re out smoking,
You look like you’re covered with snot.
♫♫♫
December 14, 2011 at 1:18 pm
The Dread Pirate
And for the record, I know it should be “I” at the end of the first line, but it wouldn’t rhyme so I went the incorrect pronoun.
December 14, 2011 at 11:11 am
nibbish
Vote Beau
Mostly because based on the scent, it seems that he’s been hanging out with my creepy college buddy, who is a naughty (and odorous) influence upon all he meets.
December 14, 2011 at 11:26 am
AMR
****Is Wasted Rock Ranger****
Subscribing
****Lives Life of Danger****
December 14, 2011 at 11:33 am
Grey
unvote beau
Spooky’s cheaptoy vote is the only one out there other than Beau votes… So I’ll get another ball rolling with:
vote KG
ooooooh. what’s gonna happen?!?
December 14, 2011 at 11:47 am
The Dread Pirate
unvote Beau, vote kg
December 14, 2011 at 11:50 am
TDO
not sure i like the jumping on kg at this point. not that their isn’t cause for concern.
vote cheaptoy
December 14, 2011 at 12:12 pm
nibbish
Unvote Beau
I guess I was mistaken about Beau’s involvement with Forest. When he last walked by, I caught a whiff of Musk Ox. While Forest was many smelly things, he was no Musk Ox peddler.
December 14, 2011 at 12:20 pm
spookymilk
Alright, Christmas bitches, here’s what I have.
At the time of the draw (sorry about that, greek!):
FOR DG: smelly guy, TDO, Dread Pirate
FOR KG: bhiggum, nibbish, spoons
FOR NIB: DG and kg per their agreement, plus Grey
FOR RYAN: cheaptoy
And the vote-changers (sorry about that, DG!):
TO NIB: bhiggum
TO DG: spoons, nibbish, Grey
TO kg: DG
The way I see it, showing up as a wolf in the sudden death portion would take balls of steel. DG re-voted, and he’s a good guy. bhiggum’s dead, and so is he. I know I am, and now I get the feeling nibbish and Grey are too.
kg’s moves and motives still give me pause, but cheaptoy’s throwaway vote for adobery speaks louder than bombs. He put a vote on adobery perhaps so he could hide there, and his last post was 27 minutes before the deadline. I submit to you that he knew we were debating between three villagers, so he walked away, satisfied.
I doubt highly I’ll change this vote.
December 14, 2011 at 12:32 pm
spookymilk
Okay, count me in as a little skeptical of nibbish, even with the late vote. He changed to DG as well after being away for quite some time. bhiggum changed late to nibbish too, and bhiggum died last night. Things like that, of course, can be read both ways: nib wanted someone who suspected him gone, or the wolves wanted to set nib up by killing bhiggum, knowing someone like me would point it out.
December 14, 2011 at 12:41 pm
nibbish
As I mentioned right before disappearing for the evening, I went over to a friend’s house for the evening. I logged in via my phone around 10 after to see how things had gone down, and saw that my fate was at stake. Only a crazy person wouldn’t have switched their vote to get themselves off the hook. I didn’t even bold my vote (Greek must have?), because my phone doesn’t have easy access to the HTML taggings.
If I wasn’t being on the level about being elsewhere, I’m thinking I would’ve saved myself in a different way, especially since it took an absolute last second Adobery unvote for there to even be a tie.
I didn’t think DG was a wolf, but I knew I wasn’t one. Those are better odds.
December 14, 2011 at 12:42 pm
nibbish
For the evening for the evening for the evening.
December 14, 2011 at 12:43 pm
spookymilk
Ah, yes, you had a reason for your gone-ness. Forgot about that.
I’ll back up, because it really would be a risk for a baddie to make a late vote – particularly one of the first ones. I’m happy to focus on the triumphant lynching of cheaptoy for now.
December 14, 2011 at 2:24 pm
greekhouse
To clarify, yes it was me who bolded your vote.
December 14, 2011 at 12:23 pm
Grey
compelling. rational. sexy.
I’ll wait until later to change my vote pending further developments.
December 14, 2011 at 12:48 pm
Beau
Man, I love bullheads. Yum yum.
I think this is the right move to make so I’m going to make it now. I am SATAN. How do I know this? I picked DG on night zero and was told he was naughty. Yesterday I did my best to push the vote towards him thinking I was Santa, while also not acting too fishy. Naturally, I was surprised when he turned out to be nice. Of course, we don’t know if I had a 50/50 chance of being told he was naughty or a 2/11 chance.
I say this so that the real Santa knows he’s the real Santa, assuming the real Santa isn’t DG or bhiggum.
I realize a wolf could do this to try and avoid being lynched. I hope the fact that I’m doing it right now is helpful, when there’s no serious threat against me. I also realize that the fact you guys can’t even discuss it today because I’m so pungent seems suspicious as well. But really, with the info I have, it is my responsibility to come out with it now for Santa’s sake.
December 14, 2011 at 12:52 pm
spookymilk
Jesus, it smells like Hell around here.
December 14, 2011 at 12:57 pm
Grey
oh my god please close your mouth or legs or whatever. Good god. Smells like shame and Anne Coulter snatch in here.
December 14, 2011 at 12:57 pm
spookymilk
I might steal this one.
December 14, 2011 at 1:00 pm
The Dread Pirate
I rode in an elevator with Ann Coulter, and let me tell you, this smells much worse.
(Her body is repulsive, she’s about 6 feet tall, 100 pounds, just skin and bones and she chugs Diet Coke while chain-smoking.)
December 14, 2011 at 1:02 pm
spookymilk
You are the only person I know of with a weirder list of celebrities met than I, but they’re SO much weirder.
December 14, 2011 at 1:17 pm
The Dread Pirate
Well I’ve worked in two student unions and a conference/convention center in DC. I’ve been involved in the logistics of many, many surreal events.
December 14, 2011 at 1:14 pm
Beau
I would also like to add my unsolicited opinions of everyone alive.
adobery, the light that glares off your balding head is distracting me from my own odor
cheaptoy, even when sober you smell like hops and used feminine pads
Grey, if you and a walleye were telling jokes, the crowd would give an encore to the fish and cook you for dinner
KG, your ignorance is only tolerable because your brain is the size of a guppie’s
nibbish, just because you once got a reach around from Kevin Kline does not mean you canstart calling me Wanda. Seriously, stop that.
Spooky, I only smell awful because your screenplays were mixed in with the fish guts
TDO, the stench that is me reminds me of your Tecmo Super Bowl skills
Will Young, I don’t know what this means, but your wife said hanging out with me today is a step up
December 14, 2011 at 1:23 pm
TDO
burn
December 14, 2011 at 1:16 pm
spookymilk
Suddenly the stench in here is so bad that it’s seeping into real life. Get thee gone, Satan!
December 14, 2011 at 1:23 pm
The Dread Pirate
Totally off-topic, but spooky you must read here
December 14, 2011 at 1:27 pm
spookymilk
Yu Darvish and iocane powder in one link? What can I say, Will…you just get me.
December 14, 2011 at 1:28 pm
The Dread Pirate
Did you read the comments?
December 14, 2011 at 1:30 pm
The Dread Pirate
Last off-topic comment, but I think comments 4 and 8 are my favorites.
December 14, 2011 at 1:31 pm
spookymilk
Wow. #8 is sheer perfection.
December 14, 2011 at 2:04 pm
daneekasghost
**********DEAD***************
spooky is high. comment 4 is unmitigated genius.
**********DEAD***************
December 14, 2011 at 2:09 pm
spookymilk
Ugh, I just now put it in Wallace Shawn’s voice and realized what I was reading. Indeed, unmitigated genius. I had half-figured Will meant a different number.
December 14, 2011 at 1:40 pm
cheaptoy1
So does anyone have any opinion on TDO? Either he just wasn’t paying good attention or he was “playing dumb” to not sound like a naughty SOB yesterday, voting for DG for no real reason. (of course, maybe I’m putting too much weight on the idea of naughties getting niceies to vote for the good players early.)
As for sudden death votes, we have spooky, nibbish and grey throwing down against DG and TDO getting it in there shortly before nightfall. Beau and will also cast their stones at DG. Does this put any suspicion on these fellas? I don’t know yet but I’d be interested if anyone has any thoughts on that.
vote TDO
I’d like to hear more from TDO today.
December 14, 2011 at 1:55 pm
kg2005
My involvement tonight may be minimal as there is poker to be played, so I’d like to take the chance to explain myself (as I see I’ve gotten a few votes). When I voted for DG last night it was in reaction to three things. One, I hadn’t voted at all yet. Two, DG had voted for me twice, three spooky voted for him so I didn’t think it would hurt to put another vote on to see how he reacted. In the end I decided that he didn’t seem all that naughty so I was glad when I had the opportunity to unvote him (sorry, nibbish). I also didn’t change my vote to him in the tie breaker. I promise that if I were naughty I would have taken the opportunity to try to kill off a stronger player, especially with such an easy excuse as it was kill or be killed.
My top suspect coming into today was bhiggum, so like spooky said, thanks naughties. Right now my top suspects are nibbish with no concrete reason, just a feeling I have which may or may not mean anything, and TDO because he’s been a bit more quiet than usual (“That’s true!” “Vote Mr. Smith!”).
That being said, Vote beau because god dammit this place smells.
December 14, 2011 at 2:10 pm
spookymilk
nib, this is a good a time as any to thank you for that banner. It makes me happy every time I see it.
December 14, 2011 at 2:30 pm
greekhouse
I’ll second that.
December 14, 2011 at 2:06 pm
TDO
***i’ll address allegations in an hour, just give me that time please, crap hit the fan at work***
December 14, 2011 at 2:19 pm
TDO
my last minute vote more arose from me wanting to not put a vote down until i was comfortable with one. I never did, and was worried about a mod kill if i didn’t vote along with a tie (which happened anyway) so i put my vote on who i thought was most wolfish out of the leading vote getters.
As for today i was hesitant to join any bandwagon votes as i dont want to be aligned with anyone who could turn out to be a wolf. My big suspects for the day (and reason are)
Adobery-Weird game yesterday and pretty silent today, not usual for him
Grey-hasn’t really said much worth saying
spooky-still dont trust him from last game lol
December 14, 2011 at 2:38 pm
Grey
Well, In my defense I never really say anything worth saying… But in this game I feel like I’ve been present. Can you elaborate?
December 14, 2011 at 2:33 pm
greekhouse
Voting Update Day 2
.
.
.
Daneeka’s Ghost(nice, lynched, day 1)bhiggum(nice, set ablaze, night 1)adobery
Beau (1)
cheaptoy (1) voting for TDO
Grey voting for KG
KG (2) voting for Beau
nibbish
Spooky voting for cheaptoy
TDO (1)
Will Young voting for KG
5 votes needed for a majority, 7.5 hours until NIGHT.
December 14, 2011 at 2:38 pm
TDO
vote adobery
uncharacteristically too quiet today.
December 14, 2011 at 3:32 pm
nibbish
Suddenly, everyone is.
December 14, 2011 at 3:34 pm
spookymilk
I’m waiting to see how people respond to Satan and other things. I’ll be louder later.
December 14, 2011 at 3:38 pm
cheaptoy1
Butcepts nobody can respond to the alleged Satan, because of his felonious odour.
December 14, 2011 at 3:40 pm
spookymilk
I think “Satan” can be referenced.
Admittedly, this makes for a very weird situation. As a wolf, I’m sure you’re welcoming it.
December 14, 2011 at 3:45 pm
cheaptoy1
True enough. I was being annoyingly literal and I apologize for that.
But hey, ol’ stinkerton up there doesn’t have too much useful until the real Santa makes an appearance, which, if it were me, I wouldn’t do unless I got lucky and peeked someone naughty already. (which, by the way, I though Santa already knew who was naught or nice. He keeps the frickin list for crying out loud!)
December 14, 2011 at 3:50 pm
cheaptoy1
Actually, now that I look at it again, its stated:
“Due to his horrific odor, the other townspeople are not allowed to respond to Beau or to acknowledge his existence in any way–except to disparage the way he smells.”
So now I’m wondering if we can even talk about what fly-attracter says at all. I only say this because I don’t want the wrath of Greekhouse upon us.
December 14, 2011 at 3:51 pm
nibbish
I’ve thought a similar thing. Thanks for nothing, Fire Department.
December 14, 2011 at 3:52 pm
spookymilk
Somewhere, the real Santa has the info he needs, and will make it known when he needs to. Maybe he’s waiting for a fake Santa to show up, so he can catch his first (or even his second and last) naughty guy. Maybe it’s me, even! Hell, I’m all over you, and you know you’re naughty. Your best play now might be to admit it and hope you can speed up the game.
December 14, 2011 at 3:57 pm
cheaptoy1
I guess what I’m getting at is that I don’t think you will be able to wait until people respond to Satan because as far as today is concerned, we’ve heard nothing from him, only from some maggot breading ground. To add to that, it’d be highly unlikely that a Santa would come forward today as the chances they peeked a naughty already are fairly low.
So now I wonder, you’re going pretty hard at me. Did I get pretty close yesterday in my guess that either you or DG was a bad dude?
December 14, 2011 at 4:00 pm
spookymilk
The chances that a Santa peeked at DG, though, are exceedingly high.
There’s always a method to my moves, and going after DG if I was a naughty wouldn’t be a very smart method.
December 14, 2011 at 4:01 pm
cheaptoy1
Aye, but I have the info that you are under the weather. Perhaps your sinuses have your judgment screwed up…..
December 14, 2011 at 4:05 pm
greekhouse
So now I’m wondering if we can even talk about what fly-attracter says at all. I only say this because I don’t want the wrath of Greekhouse upon us.
I will neither confirm nor deny that any particular player in this game has any particular role. You may as well just assume I have no idea who Satan is.
December 14, 2011 at 4:06 pm
spookymilk
The only thing that ever clouded my judgment was an obsession with seeing women naked, and there are no women nearby, naked or otherwise.
December 14, 2011 at 4:08 pm
cheaptoy1
Greek: my questions is only to ask if we can make any comments related to anything in beau’s post, regardless to what it is, because of his stink. You don’t need to say one way or another whether he is Satan or not, just if we can discuss anything he says.
December 14, 2011 at 4:08 pm
cheaptoy1
Spooky, you’re on the internet. There’s always a naked woman nearby.
December 14, 2011 at 4:09 pm
spookymilk
Ah, you speak the truth…this time.
December 14, 2011 at 4:14 pm
greekhouse
You may speak of Beau’s ideas, but you cannot address him directly. If you do, I will dump a barrel of fish guts on you.
December 14, 2011 at 4:15 pm
cheaptoy1
Thanks, that answers my question and provides suitable motivation to avoid doing what you do not want us to do.
December 14, 2011 at 4:01 pm
cheaptoy1
unvote TDO
vote spookymilk
He went after DG, a vaniceager, yesterday and is now going after another one today.
December 14, 2011 at 4:19 pm
spookymilk
Everyone knows I helped kill a vaniceager yesterday – that’s old news. I also helped kill someone who allowed Satan to come forward and let Santa know who he is, which is why I didn’t back down even when I wondered if I should.
If I come straight out and say I’m Santa and I looked you up last night, can you get things moving? I have right on my side – you can’t talk your way out of a corner with me.
December 14, 2011 at 4:24 pm
cheaptoy1
Ugh, are we going to have a fake Santa play on day 2?
December 14, 2011 at 4:27 pm
spookymilk
As soon as you make it, I assume so.
December 14, 2011 at 4:30 pm
cheaptoy1
Oh hell no, I’m not making a Santa play. I’d just assume you do it, be wrong and quit terrorizing all use niceagers.
December 14, 2011 at 4:01 pm
adobery
My bro stopped by for dinner last night and his girlfriend’s “perfume” was giving me a headache that finally went away. I’m going to go back through the comments for today and catch up…but until then:
vote Beau
December 14, 2011 at 4:12 pm
Beau
I want everyone to know that I recently came into a rather large inheritance from my late cousin Bertrand Van de Kamp. Unfortunately, he said I must donate at least $50,000 to eight separate people in need before I can acquire the sum of the inheritance. I’ll be visiting many of my clients tomorrow, but I will give everyone here first dibs. So, if anyone here is in need of cash, please just respond here and I will make the necessary arrangements.
Vote: Grey
P.S. Grey, this does not make you ineligible for above
December 14, 2011 at 4:16 pm
greekhouse
Stenchasaurus,
I’m in. What do I need to do?
December 14, 2011 at 4:27 pm
Beau
Since you are a doctor, you are ineligible
December 14, 2011 at 4:29 pm
Beau
Come to think of it, you’re also dead. Perhaps Brandy Talore needs a donation.
December 14, 2011 at 4:42 pm
greekhouse
And also, DG is a doctor!
December 14, 2011 at 4:18 pm
daneekasghost
****************DEAD********************
you have my email.
****************RE-DEADED (you know, from the smell)***************
December 14, 2011 at 4:24 pm
Beau
I cannot donate to dead people, whether they have e-mail or otherwise.
December 14, 2011 at 4:20 pm
TDO
I think for now we should be careful how we percieve alleged santa’s or any other role. It burned us pretty good last game (even though we did win). Needless to say i find it interesting how focused spooky is on 1 player, reminds me of last game….
unvote adobery vote spooky
December 14, 2011 at 4:22 pm
spookymilk
Did we just draw out the second wolf? Proceed with caution, TDO.
December 14, 2011 at 4:23 pm
TDO
noted…but vote remains…for now…
December 14, 2011 at 4:27 pm
cheaptoy1
Indeed, proceed with caution. Wolfy up there likes to work the body first, before going for the knockout.
That said, I still have my suspicions of you as well. Possibly making an “I can’t be naughty, I voted for a naughty” move?
December 14, 2011 at 4:25 pm
Beau
wait…you did not win. The wolves won.
December 14, 2011 at 4:27 pm
spookymilk
Wait, you did not win, the wolves won. I’m glad I noticed that comment of yours just now and totally wasn’t made aware of it by some secondary source.
Remember the far-out ride of me, DG and Grey? I do! It was totally awesome.
December 14, 2011 at 4:50 pm
TDO
oh yeah, you are correct.
December 14, 2011 at 4:49 pm
The Dread Pirate
unvote KG, vote TDO for now but I would enjoy some chatter. I’ve only got a couple of hours left until I’ll be away for the evening.
December 14, 2011 at 4:51 pm
TDO
I see I am getting some votes, not sure why which makes it hard for me to disprove anything. I’ve restrained from jumping on any bandwagon and don’t think we have much to go on outside of the same things from yesterday which resulted in us killing one of our own.
Anything anyone wants me to discuss to remove the votes from my head?
December 14, 2011 at 4:54 pm
spookymilk
Tell me why I shouldn’t think of cheaptoy’s vote for you as a “proof that he can’t be another bad guy” thing, and tell me why you’re still after me, still citing the last game, when I think it’s somewhat clear that I’m a villager.
December 14, 2011 at 5:01 pm
The Dread Pirate
You’ve got two votes on your head, chillax dude. Any singular vote does not create a bandwagon. If spooky’s a wolf (which doesn’t seem that likely), we’ll know soon enough because Santa likely checked on him. Instead, I would love to hear more from KG about why he didn’t change his vote during the window at the end of yesterday.
December 14, 2011 at 5:05 pm
cheaptoy1
I think my suspicion of TDO is growing stronger with this stuff. Acting weird yesterday and jumpy today sounds like someone concerned about generating suspicion.
My only question is whether I suspect him or spooky more, as I don’t agree with you that spooky being naughty doesn’t seem likely.
December 14, 2011 at 5:10 pm
spookymilk
Eh, I’m not Santa. I just wanted to poke the shit out of you and see what I could find. I still doubt you immensely, but I might be swinging toward TDO.
Saying that you don’t agree that me being naughty isn’t likely is very suspect, however. I know I can’t prove anything and I realize I’m the kind of guy who plays similarly on both sides, but (and I’m sorry to go back to this, but it’s right there) it would be suicide for me to attack DG on day one if I was a wolf. If you can explain why I’d do that, you might drop off my radar some.
December 14, 2011 at 5:11 pm
The Dread Pirate
The reason you do it is because you can then spend several days pointing out how stupid/crazy it would be as a naughty and buying time for another naughty player (like, for example, DG in the last game) to go unnoticed as well.
December 14, 2011 at 5:13 pm
spookymilk
Frick, Will, I’m trying really hard to get answers from cheaptoy here. If you could not feed him possible answers, that would be great.
December 14, 2011 at 5:13 pm
cheaptoy1
See now it seems like your sliding from that aggressive behavior to the smooth talker role that got me before. Maybe I’m just trying to be extra cautious of your word-smithery, but I have my doubts about you.
I need to go back and review the exchange you and DG had to verify the order everything happened. Hopefully once I do that, I can get some good words down to make my point.
(and no agreeing that you being naughty is unlikely doesn’t make me suspicious, considering your game, it makes me cyinical.)
December 14, 2011 at 5:16 pm
The Dread Pirate
If you don’t want someone pointing out the obvious answers, don’t ask easy questions!
December 14, 2011 at 5:18 pm
spookymilk
But Will, given the amount of focus and jumbled mess of lies it takes to be a wolf, sometimes the most obvious answers aren’t obvious. That’s why I was trying to catch cheaps in something.
December 14, 2011 at 5:10 pm
The Dread Pirate
Whoops, one vote on your head. All the more reason to not be so incredibly jumpy unless you have something to hide.
December 14, 2011 at 5:08 pm
daneekasghost
*****UN-DEAD MOD JUMPS THE GUN*****
Voting Update Day 2
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Daneeka’s Ghost(nice, lynched, day 1)bhiggum(nice, set ablaze, night 1)adobery voting for Beau
Beau (2) voting for Grey
cheaptoy (1) voting for spooky
Grey (1) voting for KG
KG (1) voting for Beau
nibbish
Spooky (2) voting for cheaptoy
TDO (1) voting for spooky
Dread Pirate voting for TDO
5 votes needed for a majority, 5 hours until NIGHT.
*****UN-DEAD MOD JUMPS THE GUN*****
December 14, 2011 at 5:11 pm
greekhouse
Nice. I will let you take over for the rest of the day.
December 14, 2011 at 5:10 pm
TDO
spooky is overplaying the me vote which makes me go back to last game. he already stated he likes to go after noobs first. this being my 3rd game and 2nd one that i’ve last more than the first day i think i qualify.
This is good enough for me to keep my vote on him for now.
December 14, 2011 at 5:14 pm
TDO
ok this is a random thought i’m not sure worth persuing.
Apparently i am just “wolfishy” by nature. Under this theory, which at times brings me attention I would think it would be in a wolf’s best interest to not have me killed off. With that said, should I start looking into people that haven’t voted me? lol I’m bored waiting for time to leave work.
December 14, 2011 at 5:17 pm
spookymilk
By asking for a piece of advice for your villager game, this is by far your most villagery post of the entire campaign.
December 14, 2011 at 5:22 pm
adobery
Ok, here’s the few thoughts I have:
I think there’s plenty of reasons why Spooky a very likely a villager.
TDOs vote last night could mean something or nothing, but he put DG into a tie with Nibbish very late. Was he protecting Nibbish and forcing a tie? Today you have gone after Spooky again, and are acting worried when there is only one vote on your head. I’m trying not to take what TDO says too seriously, as both games I thought he made weird statements that sounded wolfy only to be nothing.
I don’t know about Cheaptoy, nothing was tingling yesterday. There was reason enough to vote for me so I don’t count that. I find it unlikely Cheaptoy and TDO coudl both be wolves and be the first two votes on Spooky, that seems idiotic.
I really didn’t have any feeling on Nibbish, it was just the 2nd vote to build up two front runners and conversation. I had the same leariness of DG that others had and it was ultimately wrong.
I get the feeling the real Satan did come out. His story seems to jive. I am kind of curious why Satan wouldn’t share the second vision he received.
I don’t know how much help I’m going to be today, I am super busy.
December 14, 2011 at 5:33 pm
Beau
Satan’s second vision was of Grey. I was told he was naughty. But since my first vision proved I was Satan, I didn’t feel the need to disclose useless information.
December 14, 2011 at 5:34 pm
adobery
:::cough gag cough cough:::
December 14, 2011 at 5:25 pm
adobery
unvote beau
vote Cheaptoy
I’ll go with Spooky’s instincts for now
December 14, 2011 at 5:42 pm
Grey
I don’t have any compelling reasons to change my vote as of yet but:
Spooky is playing his normal aggressive game, which doesn’t tell us anything.
TDO is throwing votes around with little to back them up, which is kind of newb wolf behavior, but is also somewhat consistent with his play to date. MY suspicion is strongest right here right now
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Cheaptoy seems like he’s throwing curve balls in and getting a lot of help from William . possibly wolf-ish behavior.
KG and cheaptoy were at the top of my list at the start of the day, and cheaptoy hasn’t really done anything to make me change my mind. neither has KG.
The Dread Nerd has dropped a few posts that smelled diversionary to me. My suspicion for him is waxing.
Nibs is sort of here but not here, keeping his profile low, which is good play for a wolf or a seer, or a villager not wanting any attention…
Adobery is awfully quiet, but so are a lot of players…
I think that’s everyone.
Man it reeks here. I’m going to go change my son’s diaper and get some fresher air.
December 14, 2011 at 5:43 pm
Grey
yeah just William is supposed to be in italics. t
December 14, 2011 at 5:45 pm
spookymilk
Fixed, you’re welcome.
I’ve come around on kg after looking hard at his posts. I think he’s clean.
I’ve actually wondered about you, but right now I might be feeling cheaptoy/Will. Will jumped in to answer questions that I was asking cheaptoy. A necessary assist? I don’t know yet.
December 14, 2011 at 6:05 pm
The Dread Pirate
You may have been trying to get cheaptoy to answer, but I was trying to prevent three days of you saying “I can’t possibly be a naughty, I was after DG on day 1” while you were hiding as a naughty.
If pretty much anybody else was in your shoes, I would have stayed quiet, but you don’t deserve the luxury (and I mean that as a compliment) to dictate how you present your own strategy.
Plus, after a few hours of quiet, I finally got some discussion going here this late afternoon. Discussion helps us as a village.
December 14, 2011 at 6:07 pm
spookymilk
Flattery will get you everywhere, Will.
December 14, 2011 at 6:00 pm
daneekasghost
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Voting Update Day 2
Daneeka’s Ghost(nice, lynched, day 1)bhiggum(nice, set ablaze, night 1)adobery voting for cheaptoy
Beau (1) voting for Grey
cheaptoy (2) voting for spooky
Grey (1) voting for KG
KG (1) voting for Beau
nibbish
Spooky (2) voting for cheaptoy
TDO (1) voting for spooky
Dread Pirate voting for TDO
5 votes needed for a majority, 4 hours until NIGHT.
not much changed since the last one, but I won’t be around for a bit. Behave yourselves.
December 14, 2011 at 6:05 pm
Beau
Unvote: Grey
I can’t bear this stench anymore.
Vote: Beau
December 14, 2011 at 6:33 pm
nibbish
Okay, busy second half day at work (less ‘research and compiling and troubleshooting’ that my day often has, and more ‘move computer from point a to point b’), so any “Nibbs isn’t talking” business is mostly “Nibbs wasn’t anywhere near a computer”.
Cheaptoy strikes me a little wrong.
TDO always seems off to me, but I don’t know how much of that is true wolfishness, and how much of that is overreacting to having a couple of votes, which certainly throws a person (moreso when they know the votes are in error)
Spooky’s hyper-aggressive, but that’s the way he plays. It doesn’t tell us if he’s a wolf or if he’s just another paranoid villager.
I mentioned yesterday that Dread Pirate’s voting struck me as off, but I’ll have to go back over it to see. He still seems fishy, but that could just be the overwhelming stench in here…seriously, who left the dead walleye on the heating vent??
December 14, 2011 at 6:44 pm
TDO
in general i’m just off in real life too.
December 14, 2011 at 6:47 pm
TDO
to answer a question about me gettign jitter with 1 vote, i thought i had seen 2 votes against me (not on a calculated post). 1 vote doesn’t worry me, I had 1 vote on me yesterday all day too.
Still not to sure about the whole coming out as Satan considering we had 500 fake seers come out last game.
December 14, 2011 at 6:51 pm
spookymilk
Yeah, but they (well, “we”) came out when they (we) needed to. Our Satan this time was in no imminent danger, and the best thing Satan can do right now is tell the other Santa that he’s really Santa.
I suppose there’s a chance it’s a wolf, but I’m not sure why a wolf would claim Satan rather than Santa. This particular stinky Satan, again, would have been making a great mistake. Drawing out Santa would be fine and dandy for the wolves, but not at the expense of one of their members, at least this early when there are only two of them.
December 14, 2011 at 6:57 pm
spookymilk
WGOMers who haven’t noticed yet: CarterHayes (William Schuth, for Survivor fans)’s stepfather was killed in a workplace accident today, as CH mentioned over at the site. You might want to leave a kind word if you haven’t already. CH’s birth father died just a year ago, so this is a pretty intense time for him. Ugh.
December 14, 2011 at 7:15 pm
The Dread Pirate
Ok, I’m off to the concert. TDO has actually acted in a coherent, unwolfy way the past few hours, so I’ll unvote TDO, vote cheaptoy for the day. Good luck finding the naughty, fellow villagers!
December 14, 2011 at 7:26 pm
TDO
adobery – seems to be acting normal
cheaptoy – seems to be acting normal
Grey
KG
nibbish
Spooky – seems to be acting normal
TDO – normal
Will Young
thats what i feel certain about so far.
December 14, 2011 at 7:41 pm
TDO
I want to put some heat on nibbish,haven’t heard much from him in this game
unvote spooky vote nibbish
December 14, 2011 at 7:46 pm
nibbish
Vote Mr. Smith, right?
To defend against the “not saying much this game” remark, I will mention that I was the only one providing dialog for most of yesterday until I left for the evening, and today, I was working for most of the afternoon. Nothing that’s been mentioned since I got home has been worth pondering in too much depth (plus, I ate some dinner).
December 14, 2011 at 7:48 pm
TDO
what did you have for dinner?
December 14, 2011 at 7:49 pm
nibbish
My wife actually made some roast venison, with carrots and potatoes. It was delicious.
December 14, 2011 at 8:17 pm
cheaptoy1
That’s more nice than naughty, for sure.
December 14, 2011 at 7:59 pm
nibbish
I should mention, I really don’t think you’re being too suspicious with things like this (it’s more your defensive stance upon being voted at that gets me), but to say that I haven’t been talking much is kind of off…
December 14, 2011 at 7:58 pm
Grey
I have been cooking dinner/doing dishes/laundry/cleaning kitchen etc so haven’t had much chance to elaborate on my posts… I also am heading to the gym in a few minutes so I’m going to get as much as I can in here. I have to preface with this: I don’t have a lot of time right now so I can’t go back and re-read the posts a bunch of times to remember exactly what has transpired, so I’m working off of impressions (i have read every post).
I think William has somewhat redeemed himself in the last few posts, though I’m not at all convinced.
Cheaptoy isn’t doing much to redeem himself at all.
TDO has risen to the top of my suspicion list, with his votes being the most unhelpful to the village.
I haven’t seen much of KG.
Spooky is least suspicious to me.
I’m thinking Cheaptoy/TDO right now.
I think the best I can do, since this is probably my last post for the day:
unvote KG
vote TDO
December 14, 2011 at 8:11 pm
TDO
not sure i get the my votes are the most unhelpful. eh.
December 14, 2011 at 8:25 pm
cheaptoy1
Adobery is someone I want to keep an eye on. Up above, he tried to give his opinion on people and started by saying he didn’t expect Spooky with no explanation, then proceeded to give a bunch of reasoning on others including saying he didn’t feel I did much that was suspect. That followed with a vote for me. That’s some strange skipping around, you ask me. Combine that with yesterdays attempted dung shoveling onto DG and spooky and I’m thinking this might be a good choice.
unvote spookymilk
vote adobery
That’s leaving me fairly good that the wolves exist amongst TDO, adobery, or spookymilk.
December 14, 2011 at 8:57 pm
cheaptoy1
I think I might throw the Dread Pirate in there. He’s another who’s put in a vote for me with no real basis that I can see, and I’m not buying his TDO defense.
December 14, 2011 at 9:31 pm
adobery
I intentionally did not give reason for Spooky, because a part of me will almost always be worried about him so I don’t totally want to make his case for him. I think his behavior, strong lean towards DG in conjunction with his late voting shows that.
On you, I excused your actions yesterday. I have not had time to analyze much today. Based on trusting Spooky’s innocence I just decided to go with his vote.
I was pretty specific with what bugged me about DG and even said I wasn’t really convinced he was guilty of anything.
December 14, 2011 at 8:31 pm
daneekasghost
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Voting Update Day 2
Daneeka’s Ghost(nice, lynched, day 1)bhiggum(nice, set ablaze, night 1)adobery voting for cheaptoy
Beau (2) voting for Beau
cheaptoy (3) voting for spooky
Grey voting for TDO
KG voting for Beau
nibbish (1)
Spooky (1) voting for cheaptoy
TDO (1) voting for nibbish
Dread Pirate voting for cheaptoy
5 votes needed for a majority, 1.5 hours until NIGHT.
December 14, 2011 at 8:31 pm
nibbish
Okay, so my wife is forcing me to watch some awful movie (a terrible movie featuring Mila Kunis, but still….). To maintain a tranquil domestic relationship, I’ll cave.
I might be gone the remainder of things. Hopefully it’s as short as it is bad.
Vote Dread Pirate
I’ve been curious to know what’s up with Sir WIlliam for a bit now, his DG vote combined with his early attempt to get the ball rolling against KG. I don’t suppose this vote will get me much, I just want to get it out there in case I don’t make it back and the wolves decide to take me tonight.
December 14, 2011 at 8:51 pm
spookymilk
Are you talking about Friends with Benefits? This wife of yours is not your friend, Pete.
December 14, 2011 at 8:54 pm
cheaptoy1
I tried to do the opposite and make my wife watch a Mila Kunis movie once. She made fun of me and asked if I’m only watching it to see her go down on Natalie Portman.
December 14, 2011 at 8:58 pm
spookymilk
She’s in at least a couple of good movies, but I assume this is the one that just came out that’s identical in plotline to No Strings Attached, which was just a year ago (and starred Natalie Portman!).
December 14, 2011 at 9:01 pm
cheaptoy1
Yeah, fortunately I don’t have to worry much about those two movies. For one, my wife is too forgetful to update the Netflix account and for two, she never checks the Netflix account.
December 14, 2011 at 9:10 pm
TDO
I’m not current on these type of movies, whats the name of this one so i can be sure to avoid it?
December 14, 2011 at 9:11 pm
spookymilk
Friends with Benefits. I’m assuming it’s well-acted, but horribly written.
December 14, 2011 at 9:15 pm
daneekasghost
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Voting Update Day 2
Daneeka’s Ghost(nice, lynched, day 1)bhiggum(nice, set ablaze, night 1)adobery (1) voting for cheaptoy
Beau (2) voting for Beau
cheaptoy (3) voting for adobery
Grey voting for TDO
KG voting for Beau
nibbish (1) voting for Dread Pirate
Spooky voting for cheaptoy
TDO (1) voting for nibbish
Dread Pirate (1) voting for cheaptoy
5 votes needed for a majority, 45 minutes until NIGHT.
December 14, 2011 at 9:17 pm
spookymilk
Watching this Wild game, DG? Wowsers.
December 14, 2011 at 9:19 pm
daneekasghost
****DEAD****
Got home just in time to see two Wild goals. Yeah, I’m taking credit for that.
****DEAD****
December 14, 2011 at 9:21 pm
cheaptoy1
I don’t really suspect beau of anything other than olfactory offenses, but I’d prefer to take my chances with a coin toss than being outrighted.
unvote adobery
vote beau
But you all should look at adobery closer, if you ask me.
December 14, 2011 at 9:23 pm
spookymilk
cheaptoy’s willing to go after a probable known entity to save himself. This is an open-and-shut case, people.
December 14, 2011 at 9:25 pm
cheaptoy1
And spooky’s willing to twist my vote into something other than giving me a better shot at lasting another day. Do we really need any more proof of this guy?
December 14, 2011 at 9:26 pm
spookymilk
No proof has been presented.
If you were a villager, you wouldn’t be begging to live another day only to kill a known (nice!) entity, which helps the wolves immensely. You’d look elsewhere for a target.
December 14, 2011 at 9:30 pm
cheaptoy1
Pffft, I’ve been doing that all day. When I tried to save myself you were awfully quick to toss that in my face. I must be getting close to some truths here.
December 14, 2011 at 9:29 pm
Grey
Aaaaand home from the gym in time to see this interesting exchange.
cheaptoy would know that a vote for satan is a wasted vote.
that’s enough for me for today, and I’ll get a better look at TDO tomorrow who, while suspicious, hasn’t done anything as blatant as this.
unvote TDO
vote cheaptoy
December 14, 2011 at 9:31 pm
cheaptoy1
unvote beau
vote spookymilk
Don’t let him play you guys for chumps again.
December 14, 2011 at 9:32 pm
spookymilk
Hey, I’m a better vote than Satan, a known entity. I’ll give it that.
I was quick to toss it in your face because it was impossible to miss. Voting for Satan was the misstep that I sincerely hope finishes this ridiculous charade.
December 14, 2011 at 9:34 pm
adobery
You’ve been quite convinced four people were worthy of your vote, but you haven’t stayed on any of them very long. You haven’t said anything that makes me want to take my vote off of you.
December 14, 2011 at 9:33 pm
Beau
I’m pretty convinced on cheaptoy now, as well.
1)The lone vote for adobery just seems like a wolf trying to hide and not look like he’s piling on a villager at the last second.
2)He’s constantly harping on spooky, and I just don’t see spooky being a wolf. It’s not so much his aggressive play on DG yesterday, which I think he may have done as a wolf. But the three vote changes in the last ten minutes yesterday does not seem like wolfy behavior.
3)Above. Trying to kill off a known villager to save one’s self makes no sense. Villagers should be trying to go after a wolf, not save themselves.
Unvote: Beau
Vote: Cheaptoy
December 14, 2011 at 9:35 pm
Beau
also, spooky essentially saved DG’s ass last night by unvoting him with one minute to spare. If I were a wolf, wouldn’t I want DG out? Spooky couldn’t have known he would have a chance to change his vote again and would have assumed coin flip.
December 14, 2011 at 9:34 pm
cheaptoy1
****before being hauled off****
first of all, since meat isn’t here: boooooooooooooo!
second of all: I wasn’t going to be able to participate much tomorrow anyway.
December 14, 2011 at 9:37 pm
spookymilk
Yeah, why isn’t meat here?
December 14, 2011 at 9:38 pm
spookymilk
Oh, right…Ireland. It wouldn’t make much sense for him to play this on our schedule.
December 14, 2011 at 9:34 pm
TDO
i am still not sold on the “known entity” as being considered fact.
December 14, 2011 at 9:35 pm
daneekasghost
****cheaptoy is in jail******
talk amongst yourselves. NIGHT in 25 minutes.
December 14, 2011 at 9:37 pm
daneekasghost
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Day 2 Voting
Daneeka’s Ghost(nice, lynched, day 1)bhiggum(nice, set ablaze, night 1)adobery voting for cheaptoy
Beau (1) voting for cheaptoy
cheaptoy (5) voting for spooky
Grey voting for cheaptoy
KG voting for Beau
nibbish (1) voting for Dread Pirate
Spooky (1) voting for cheaptoy
TDO voting for nibbish
Dread Pirate (1) voting for cheaptoy
December 14, 2011 at 9:38 pm
Beau
well, it isn’t fact, in that it’s been proven beyond reasonable doubt. But the preponderance of the available evidence is in favor of me being Satan.
December 14, 2011 at 9:39 pm
Beau
this was supposed to respond to TDO above
December 14, 2011 at 9:41 pm
adobery
Oh thank the heavens. The weather guys said the winds are supposed to swing to the south in about 20 minutes.
December 14, 2011 at 9:45 pm
adobery
Who should Santa and Satan check up on tonight?
December 14, 2011 at 9:48 pm
TDO
I think santa should look at “satan”
December 14, 2011 at 9:50 pm
Beau
I’m already a probably known villager. While looking at me would confirm I’m a villager, it seems like a waste of a peek to me, at least this early in the game.
December 14, 2011 at 9:55 pm
Beau
I’m sure if Santa is alive he’s already peeked at Spooky. If cheaptoy is a wolf, the only person I’d suspect who voted for him is adobery, who voted for him long before he was in danger. And I think it’s too early for a wolf to martyr one of their own. In that case, I’d peek KG, nibbish, or TDO.
December 14, 2011 at 9:55 pm
adobery
Lol, just realized that karma did in fact bite DG and Highum in the ass for their doom & gloom Christmas stories…#1 & #2.
December 14, 2011 at 9:59 pm
spookymilk
Okay, I should do this now, since if cheaptoy is a wolf – and I think he is – I’ll be dead tomorrow morning. I was hoping adobery would make a fake seer play and save my ass, but it’s too late for me to bank on that.
I AM SANTA CLAUS.
I don’t know if cheaptoy is a wolf. I didn’t check him. But hey, y’all saw what I saw.
What I’ve seen is adobery on night 1 (nice) and kg2005 on night 2 (nice). I’d love to give you a wolf, but assuming we caught one here, I’ve left you with just four targets: Grey, nibbish, Dread Pirate and TDO. I’m leaning toward TDO, but Grey lingers a bit, nibs is mildly on the radar, and Will? If it’s you, kudos.
If I’m wrong about cheaptoy, then hell, I hope y’all can work it out.
I really don’t particularly want to come forth with all this – you know, without a wolf – but I figured my only hope for survival tonight was for adobery or kg to make a fake seer play and sacrifice himself.
With TDO continuing to beat the drum that Satan isn’t really Satan, I have a few theories:
1) TDO is a wolf, and choosing a silly target
2) TDO is a villager, and way too paranoid
3) TDO is Satan, and knows it, but if so he should step forward
4) TDO is Santa, and I’m Satan, and our current Satan has played us for saps
…and that’s the order of likelihood I think we’re looking at.
Damn, I hope cheaptoy is a wolf. Whether he is or not, we’re looking at Dread Pirate, TDO, Grey or nibbish for the other one(s). Everyone else is cool. Unless maybe if I’m Satan, in which case, screw you, stench in the corner.
December 14, 2011 at 9:59 pm
adobery
♫♫♫ Silent Night, Holy Night ♫♫♫
December 14, 2011 at 9:59 pm
TDO
starting to see 2 players consistently back each other. interesting.
December 14, 2011 at 10:00 pm
daneekasghost
**** IT IS NIGHT ****
The citizens of Lecheville continued to bang on GreekHouse’s crypt until he cracked open the door an inch and snapped at them, “I’m trying to have a quiet night with a lady friend. What do you want?”
“We’ve decided we want to kill cheaptoy!”
“25 minutes before the deadline? Who are you and what have you done with the real Lecheville townspeople? Nevermind. I’m busy, leave me alone.”
“But,” the townspeople whined, “we need a clever Christmas-themed way to kill him.”
“Talk to DG, he loves creative writing stuff.”
And so the townspeople trudged over to the freshly dug grave of DG and spookymilk stepped up and posed the question to his corpse.
“Uh, cheaptoy is already dead.” DG replied.
Indeed the villagers had completely neglected to shield cheaptoy from the elements, and though he had lit a few matches to keep himself warm as the mob had traversed back and forth across the cemetery, he had eventually succumbed to the cold. His body lay unchanging on the cold dirt of the graveyard.
“So, he’s nice, then?” The villagers asked.
“Bingo.”
Naughties, Santa, Satan, send your picks to GreekHouse. Morning will be tomorrow… morning.