HALL OF CHAMPIONS
SPOOKYMILK SURVIVOR
I: Rachel “The Double-Dealer” Flynn
II: Ryan “The Snake” Fossum
III: Patrick “The Gentleman” Kozicky
IV: Brienne “The Submitter” Maner
V: Rusty “The Porn Star” Greene
VI: Brooks “The Unlikely Hero” Maki
VII: William “The Soulful” Schuth
VIII: Brooks “The Survivor” Maki
IX: Zack “The Ice Cream Man” Sauvageau
X: Pete “The Vacuum Cleaner” Bruzek
Turbo: Brooks “The 1956-1979 Montreal Canadiens” Maki
XI: Matt “The Cold-Hearted Motherf*&^er” Novak
All-Stars (XII): Andy “The Quiet Man” Rustleund
XIII: Sarah “Clarence’s Hope” Bizek
XIV: Dan “The Professional” Kautz
XV: Christina “Assault And” Pepper
XVI: Matt “The First-Time Player” Novak
XVII: Stacy “Saintly Patience” Snell
XVIII: Brian “Checkmate” David
XIX: Annette “Eammon for the Top” Barron
XX: Daniel “Neville “Smash “Hardware” Hardwood” Longbottom” Caouette
XXI: Pete “The Comeback Kid” Bruzek
XXII: Dan “The Even More Professional” Kautz
XXIII: Melissa “Don’t You (Forget About Me)” David
XXIV: Stacy “Fucking” Snell
GODS AND MORTALS
I: Dragging Rivet’s Name Through the Mud One Last Time: Matt Novak (Ultragrandpa) and Michael Rivet (Friph Flipher-Fiph)
II: Bahambo Number 5: Pete “Triple Crown” Bruzek and Michelle “Single Tiara…So Far” Pratt
BIG BROTHER
I: Brooks “Oh, for the Love of God” Maki
II: Michael “#DDB” Rivet
III: Pete “Fortune’s Fool” Bruzek
IV: Erin “All Seven and We’ll Watch Them Fall” Leslie
V: Jake “Littlefinger” Elliott
FALL, CAESAR
2014: Brooks “The Creator” Maki
2015: Matt “The Artist” Novak
2016: Matt “Waited Them Out” Novak
2017: Annette “I Would’ve Voted for You” Barron
THE ROYAL RUMBLE
2013: #21 Greg “The Gallant Glutton of Greatness” Johnson
2014: #29 Jonathon “Big Papa” Pope
2015: #8 Christina “Am I in This?” Pepper
2016: #22 Annette “No Backs Stabbed” Barron
2017: #30 Bernice “The Vulture” Nicaise
2018: #17 Carrie “Solid Gold” Bard
2019: #16 Jake “The Jabroni” Elliott
PLAY WITH THE PROSE
(Writing, non-elimination)
I: Sarah “Centipede Face” Johnson
II: Sarah “The Johnson Eliminator” Wreisner
III: Colin “Lonely Old Moon” Woolston
IV: Melissa “Not Sidebar Material” Diamond
V: Sama “No Family Reunions” Smith
VI: Sarah “Tumor Face” Wreisner
VII: John “Cult Following” Wreisner
VIII: Joshua “Peed the Bed” Longman
VIII: Annette “Oh, Right, That’s Who Won” Barron
WEREWOLF (most recent)
Werewolf Stats Spreadsheet
PUZZLE CHALLENGE
I (Pure): Matthew “The Obsessor” Gilman
I (Power): Kelly “The Novak-Destroyer” Wells
DIPLOMACY
I: Matt “Exploiter of Worlds” Novak (France)
Casa de Leche 
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December 13, 2012 at 11:20 pm
spookymilk
Sorry in advance for the sound quality and the two times the call drops. Will was on his cell.
December 13, 2012 at 11:36 pm
daneekasghost
“no offense Will, but I’m going to kill you.”
I really hope this is a recurring podcast theme where spooky threatens bodily harm to every guest.
December 13, 2012 at 11:39 pm
spookymilk
Seems like an inevitability.
December 13, 2012 at 11:52 pm
funkomatic
I’d volunteer for podcasting participation.
December 13, 2012 at 11:56 pm
nibbish
I certainly would, as well.
December 14, 2012 at 12:05 am
spookymilk
Sweet! They’re lining up already.
I probably won’t post more than two a week, unless people beg. I’m good to record when others are, though.
The rules:
*No phones. Will sounded like he had his hand over his mouth, unfortunately.
*Come up with a “top 5” to force me to do on the spot, related to the game.
December 14, 2012 at 12:17 am
kg2005
Lisa Simpson would probably be pretty good at Fiction 59.
December 14, 2012 at 1:21 am
spookymilk
Here’s how much of a nerd I am: I considered her, but I thought of a really bad poem she wrote about when Snowball I died, and decided creative writing wasn’t her thing.
December 14, 2012 at 1:21 am
kg2005
I guess whether she would be good or not would depend on the writer. Heh.
December 14, 2012 at 1:28 am
spookymilk
Right, right. Though it was intentionally bad:
“I had a cat named Snowball. She died, she died.
Mom said she was sleeping. She lied, she lied!
Why, oh why is my cat dad? Couldn’t the Buick have hit me instead?”
—
Not sure about the words “sleeping” and “Buick,” but I know everything else is right. Yeardley Smith’s read is hilarious, too.
December 14, 2012 at 7:14 am
Rhubarb_Runner
December 14, 2012 at 8:07 am
spookymilk
Chrysler. So close.
December 14, 2012 at 5:30 pm
funkomatic
I’m glad I’m not the only one who remembered that and thought it was intentionally bad funny.
December 14, 2012 at 9:27 am
The Dread Pirate
My top choice would have been Al Swearengen.
December 14, 2012 at 10:06 am
spookymilk
Oh, snap. I didn’t even consider Deadwood.
December 14, 2012 at 12:48 am
hungry joe
everyone with headphones thanks you for the 25 minute mark.
December 14, 2012 at 1:34 am
spookymilk
Sorry. Just heard that myself.
December 14, 2012 at 1:27 am
dkautz
I will certainly do this…sometime.
December 14, 2012 at 1:35 am
spookymilk
I have another episode in the can (Brooks). It’s 58 minutes long. Hey, what do you want from us?
I won’t put it up for a bit because I want these all to get a chance to be heard, but that’ll be the next one.
December 14, 2012 at 7:18 am
Rhubarb_Runner
wait — Will is … BANE?!
December 14, 2012 at 8:55 am
Beau
So, if we don’t use phones, we have to log into something using a headset? I’m ignorant of such things. Or do you just want no cell phones?
Our landlines at work are generally pretty clear and there’d be zero chance of getting a call on them.
December 14, 2012 at 9:00 am
spookymilk
I have a USB microphone that works well enough. I don’t know if that’s Brooks’s setup too, but he came through nice and clearly as well.
December 14, 2012 at 9:28 am
The Dread Pirate
I don’t have that technology; just a stupid cell phone. I suppose in the future I can try to make some upgrades.
December 14, 2012 at 9:33 am
Rhubarb_Runner
you can get some pretty cheap USB combination video camera/microphone that work pretty well. nice for Skype video calls
December 14, 2012 at 10:05 am
spookymilk
I’m pretty sure my USB camera/mic was super cheap, but then, I get a pretty hefty discount on such things.
December 14, 2012 at 10:13 am
daneekasghost
I was just talking into my computer screen, I assumed the technology wizard that lives inside was holding up some kind of microphone.
December 14, 2012 at 10:15 am
The Dread Pirate
I neverthought about that. Maybe sometime this weekend I can test to see if my computer has the same wizards.
December 14, 2012 at 10:38 am
mbnovak
3 or 4 hours it’ll take me?!?
That’s completely wrong! And here’s six reasons why it’s wrong:
December 14, 2012 at 10:39 am
mbnovak
I think you should do a separate podcast with Miss Cleo.
December 14, 2012 at 10:53 am
spookymilk
I wonder if he can do the voice with his actual voice. I can sorta do that voice. Maybe HE can interview ME. What a lark!
December 14, 2012 at 11:11 am
Cleopatra Burlington
He? Let me be assurin yah that yah can’t be handlin this much lady.
December 14, 2012 at 11:14 am
Beau
Oy, reading this thread is dangerous at work
December 14, 2012 at 11:25 am
The Dread Pirate
Looking at the final submissions, if Sausage Fest had submitted my proposed snake plan (spelling out sausage) in exactly the spots I placed them, we still would have won! 110 to 78
December 14, 2012 at 11:36 am
mbnovak
Alright, I think I’m ready for Brooks’ podcast…
December 14, 2012 at 11:41 am
spookymilk
Heh. I’m not so sure you are.
I’m thinking two of these a week make sense. I plan on putting them up Sunday and Thursday nights so people can listen to them the next mornings on their commutes. Believe me, I’m already itching to put Brooks’s up, but I don’t want people to get sick of these too quickly.
I’m listening to the Brooks one right now to make sure there’s no weird dead time or anything.
December 14, 2012 at 11:43 am
mbnovak
I’ve just burned through my distractions quickly today. I’m absolutely sure I’m not ready for what Brooks has to say.
December 14, 2012 at 11:45 am
daneekasghost
**waggles eyebrows backhandedly**
December 14, 2012 at 11:49 am
mbnovak
Sidebar, buddy. Sidebar.
December 14, 2012 at 11:45 am
daneekasghost
I’m interested to hear it. We could have gone on for hours, hopefully not too much rambling made it into the final cut.
December 14, 2012 at 11:39 am
todahshy
I look forward to an after season reunion podcast. That would be fun to listen to.
December 14, 2012 at 11:43 am
spookymilk
I tried to do an XI roundtable but couldn’t get all the necessary pieces together at once. Has it been too long already?
December 14, 2012 at 7:18 pm
macaronnincheez
Never too long, Especially when a new comer like me doesn’t have seasons to talk about or even a solid Top5 to present. An XI Roundtable would be my only gateway.
December 14, 2012 at 9:15 pm
mbnovak
I think if we’re going to discuss XI, these are the people we should invite to the table: Chunky Soup, Lean Mutton, Johnny Samplerplatter, Judas is a Carrot, Power of Bread, and Maddy Puppypickles, among others.
December 14, 2012 at 10:03 pm
dkautz
Needs more Gloopgloop.
December 14, 2012 at 10:47 pm
mbnovak
I’m not sure you caught what I was doing there. Unless you count “gloop” as some type of foodstuff.
December 14, 2012 at 11:41 pm
dkautz
I absolutely caught what you were doing there, chief. And my point still stands.
December 15, 2012 at 12:10 am
mbnovak
::narrows eyes::
So long as you’re not invited…
December 15, 2012 at 1:26 am
dkautz
Spooky is too busy with something or other, so I’ll be guest-hosting that podcast.
December 14, 2012 at 11:52 am
mbnovak
I really enjoyed hearing about the games I didn’t play. Getting more perspective on those is pretty fun for people who sort-of watched but had no clue what was actually going on.
December 14, 2012 at 11:54 am
arustleund
I enjoyed this much and would love to participate as well.
December 15, 2012 at 12:20 am
seeann
One comment: you could make the podcast smaller by switching to mono and cutting the bitrate to 64 kbps. Oh, you clearly need music as well.
December 15, 2012 at 1:36 am
spookymilk
I’d like to play some stupid, ill-fitting music. I don’t really know what I’m doing, but maybe I could fake it.
As for the former, I had no idea there were options. I just left things as they were and went to work.
December 15, 2012 at 1:42 am
nibbish
I was thinking elevator muzak would be just about perfect.
December 15, 2012 at 10:29 am
mbnovak
It’s the final countdown! Baddum-bum bum… baddum-bum bum bum…
December 15, 2012 at 11:29 am
spookymilk
Cheesy and actually somewhat fitting. That may be the sweet spot.
January 8, 2013 at 7:34 pm
punmanbowler
Is there anyway to download these without getting all the spam downloader business? Is this on itunes or something?
January 8, 2013 at 8:52 pm
adobery
Look in the upper right hand corner and you can proceed to download page. May have to wait a few seconds before it shows up. Everything else on that first page is spam.
January 9, 2013 at 7:31 pm
punmanbowler
I try that and it still makes me download ilivid. I really want to listen to these, but on my MP3 player and not on my computer
January 9, 2013 at 8:05 pm
Beau
Hmm. I’m able to bypass ilivid no problem. When you hit download track, it brings me to the ilivid page. In the upper right hand corner, it says something “you may skip this message in six…five…four” and then there’s a “SKIP” button. When I hit that, it automatically begins downloading the file onto my computer.
January 9, 2013 at 8:07 pm
adobery
lol, bested again
January 9, 2013 at 8:07 pm
punmanbowler
AH! Thank you Beau, That does it!
January 9, 2013 at 8:06 pm
adobery
If you’re not on a tindeck.com page, you haven’t go to the right place. Right when that iLivid page comes up, there will be a message in the right hand corner counting down the seconds. Then it will turn into a “skip” button. Click “skip” and you return to the tindeck.com with a download link instead of the ad.focus page.
I never saw where to go til my bro pointed it out.