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When should we play a turbo?

Thursday or Friday night are both good for me. Next week is terrible as I’ll be in Orlando.

8 or so on Thursday?
7 or so on Friday?

It was almost 8 in the morning, and one player noticed that Beau needed a hand with a post.

Thankfully, this was easy to do. This week’s episode was a clip show with no new content. Coach was dead. The bar moved on.

Spookymilk
mbnovak
nibbish
MelissaD
The Dread Pirate
todahshy
daneekasghost
adobery
beezypoof

Five is a majority. Night is at 9.

Would you believe I remembered to post everywhere but here?

My game’s Kickstarter campaign is up and running and you can see it here.

If you want to be drawn into the game as a zombie or a circus performer, I have many spots left to do so. I even have spots on the box that can be taken. Barring that, you can simply back at the level that will get you a copy. I’m deeply proud of this game, gang, and hope you consider getting onboard. Cheers!

Too busy this past weekend to plan a game. I will start one on Tuesday with those that have said they’re in, and any others. Locking the roster at 9pm Monday and I’ll send roles then.

BigPapaJonTheElf
codefox
Colin Prime
daneekasghost
Inkarnit
mbnovak
todahshy

Make your intentions clear.

After a decent start, the village was starting to have a rough go of things. Absence was starting to loom large, and the pile of innocent was gaining by the day.

In strode a confident manly-man, The Dread Pirate. “I’m back from the State Fair. I heard my skills were needed!”

It was late, though. The village was asleep and the wolves ate him whole.

Inkarnit (Day One, Angel Face, slick out-of-towner)
codefox (Night One, villager, too sick for a memorable death)
daneekasghost (Day Two, Red Devil, cornered by superdelegates)
MelissaD (Night Two, Green Eyes, forgot to look for wolves again)
Warhammer (Day Three, villager, distracted in the car)
meat (Night Three, villager, inflammable means flammable?!)
nettiebarron (Day Four, villager, protested too little)
The Dread Pirate (Night Four, villager, State Fair was too much fun)
ash10101
beezypoof
BigPapaJonTheElf
Colin Prime
mbnovak
todahshy

NIGHT will be called at 9pm on Sunday. If we finish quickly, we’ll see what’s what if a wolf is killed.

With the numbers 4-2, the village must be successful here or it’s over. No pressure!

No one loves booze like meat, and nobody does booze like a speakeasy. Well, I mean, I guess they do. Speakeasies were notorious for watering down drinks – even beers – to stretch their contraband as far as possible. This is the reason that American beer tastes for so long were fixated on the domestic piss you usually see in TV commercials; our taste buds were conditioned to expect less, thanks to the watered-down offerings at the speakeasy. The more you know~!

Anyway, meat was drinking something, and a lot of that something, and a wolf lit a match near him. And he exploded.

Inkarnit (Day One, Angel Face, slick out-of-towner)
codefox (Night One, villager, too sick for a memorable death)
daneekasghost (Day Two, Red Devil, cornered by superdelegates)
MelissaD (Night Two, Green Eyes, forgot to look for wolves again)
Warhammer (Day Three, villager, distracted in the car)
meat (Night Three, villager, inflammable means flammable?!)
ash10101
beezypoof
BigPapaJonTheElf
Colin Prime
The Dread Pirate
mbnovak
nettiebarron
todahshy

FIVE is a majority. Night’s at nine.

Your death text has been hijacked by MelissaD:

“Whew. I survived, guys! This is so great. I think we should…wait. Where are you going, everyone? It’s so dark in here. Are…Are those fangs? That’s weird. I didn’t see THAT coming. Ha ha! Get it!”

Inkarnit (Day One, Angel Face, slick out-of-towner)
codefox (Night One, villager, too sick for a memorable death)
daneekasghost (Day Two, Red Devil, cornered by superdelegates)
MelissaD (Night Two, Green Eyes, forgot to look for wolves again)
ash10101
beezypoof
BigPapaJonTheElf
Colin Prime
The Dread Pirate
mbnovak
meat
nettiebarron
todahshy
Warhammer

SIX is a majority. Night is at 9pm.

I work today until 6. Since drinks are…unlikely…to be accepted at this point, it shouldn’t matter much. I’ll check in now and then to see what’s what.

I woke up sick as hell. I regret to inform you that codefox was killed. He was a vanillager. I can’t look at a screen right now. If there’s a drink order, message me and I’ll do my best.

ash10101
beezypoof
BigPapaJonTheElf
Colin Prime
daneekasghost
The Dread Pirate
mbnovak
meat
MelissaD
nettiebarron
todahshy
Warhammer

The speakeasy had twice been attacked by werewolves. The first time, they were handily turned back, and the second time, they overtook the bar. You’d think that people would know better than to keep showing up, but when booze is involved, people do stupid things.

DK, the lone bartender back in the old days, had long since retired, but his Winchester still hung proudly above the bar, just in case they ever came back again. Fourteen brave souls partied late into the evening, each of them eyeing the others warily, and keeping another eye on the Winchester.

There were three wolves. It was similar to the usual ratio. A weird coincidence, that.

There are FIVE roles, four of which are bartenders:

Angel Face. Villager. If a person accepts a drink from Angel Face, they cannot be voted out that day; the person with the second most votes will be voted out instead. Furthermore, he cannot be night killed. The person accepting the drink will be told that they’re protected. Those affected are allowed to say so, if they like; of course, this can be fake-claimed as well.

Green Eyes. Villager. If a person accepts a drink from Green Eyes, his or her role will be announced privately to Green Eyes (including if he or she is a bartender). The person accepting will be told their role was announced to one of the “seers.”

Quiet Sunday. Wolf. If a person accepts a drink from Quiet Sunday, he cannot speak for the rest of the day, even to vote. His or her vote at the time of silence will be kept in play and cannot be changed. The only panacea to this is for the affected to accept another drink in the same day, in which case silence is over.

Red Devil. Wolf. If a person accepts a drink from Red Devil, his or her role will be announced privately to Red Devil. The person accepting will be told their role was announced to one of the “seers.”

Mind Eraser. Wolf. NOT a bartender. However, if peeked by a seer, the seer will be told this wolf is a villager.

Bartenders have until 5pm Central to offer a drink to someone secretly (through me). They do not NEED to do so. The player who’s offered a drink will have two hours to decide whether to accept or not. If they don’t respond to me, they will not drink and the offer will be wasted for the day.

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Here’s who’s playing:

ash10101
beezypoof
BigPapaJohnTheElf
codefox
Colin Prime
daneekasghost
The Dread Pirate
Inkarnit
mbnovak
meat
MelissaD
nettiebarron
todahshy
Warhammer

Eight’s a majority. NIGHT will fall at 9pm Central. I will be working, so this may need to be called for me tonight and perhaps Thursday.

Your competition, and also you

HALL OF CHAMPIONS

SPOOKYMILK SURVIVOR

I: Rachel “The Double-Dealer” Flynn

II: Ryan “The Snake” Fossum

III: Patrick “The Gentleman” Kozicky

IV: Brienne “The Submitter” Maner

V: Rusty “The Porn Star” Greene

VI: Brooks “The Unlikely Hero” Maki

VII: William “The Soulful” Schuth

VIII: Brooks “The Survivor” Maki

IX: Zack “The Ice Cream Man” Sauvageau

X: Pete “The Vacuum Cleaner” Bruzek

Turbo: Brooks “The 1956-1979 Montreal Canadiens” Maki

XI: Matt “The Cold-Hearted Motherf*&^er” Novak

All-Stars (XII): Andy “The Quiet Man” Rustleund

XIII: Sarah “Clarence’s Hope” Bizek

XIV: Dan “The Professional” Kautz

XV: Christina “Assault And” Pepper

XVI: Matt “The First-Time Player” Novak

XVII: Stacy “Saintly Patience” Snell

XVIII: Brian “Checkmate” David

XIX: Annette “Eammon for the Top” Barron

XX: Daniel “Neville “Smash “Hardware” Hardwood” Longbottom” Caouette

XXI: Pete “The Comeback Kid” Bruzek

XXII: Dan “The Even More Professional” Kautz

XXIII: Melissa “Don’t You (Forget About Me)” David

XXIV: Stacy “Fucking” Snell

GODS AND MORTALS
I: Dragging Rivet’s Name Through the Mud One Last Time: Matt Novak (Ultragrandpa) and Michael Rivet (Friph Flipher-Fiph)
II: Bahambo Number 5: Pete “Triple Crown” Bruzek and Michelle “Single Tiara…So Far” Pratt

BIG BROTHER
I: Brooks “Oh, for the Love of God” Maki
II: Michael “#DDB” Rivet
III: Pete “Fortune’s Fool” Bruzek
IV: Erin “All Seven and We’ll Watch Them Fall” Leslie
V: Jake “Littlefinger” Elliott

FALL, CAESAR
2014: Brooks “The Creator” Maki
2015: Matt “The Artist” Novak
2016: Matt “Waited Them Out” Novak
2017: Annette “I Would’ve Voted for You” Barron

THE ROYAL RUMBLE
2013: #21 Greg “The Gallant Glutton of Greatness” Johnson
2014: #29 Jonathon “Big Papa” Pope
2015: #8 Christina “Am I in This?” Pepper
2016: #22 Annette “No Backs Stabbed” Barron
2017: #30 Bernice “The Vulture” Nicaise
2018: #17 Carrie “Solid Gold” Bard
2019: #16 Jake “The Jabroni” Elliott

PLAY WITH THE PROSE
(Writing, non-elimination)
I: Sarah “Centipede Face” Johnson
II: Sarah “The Johnson Eliminator” Wreisner
III: Colin “Lonely Old Moon” Woolston
IV: Melissa “Not Sidebar Material” Diamond
V: Sama “No Family Reunions” Smith
VI: Sarah “Tumor Face” Wreisner
VII: John “Cult Following” Wreisner
VIII: Joshua “Peed the Bed” Longman
VIII: Annette “Oh, Right, That’s Who Won” Barron

WEREWOLF (most recent)

Werewolf Stats Spreadsheet

PUZZLE CHALLENGE
I (Pure): Matthew “The Obsessor” Gilman
I (Power): Kelly “The Novak-Destroyer” Wells

DIPLOMACY
I: Matt “Exploiter of Worlds” Novak (France)

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