HALL OF CHAMPIONS
SPOOKYMILK SURVIVOR
I: Rachel “The Double-Dealer” Flynn
II: Ryan “The Snake” Fossum
III: Patrick “The Gentleman” Kozicky
IV: Brienne “The Submitter” Maner
V: Rusty “The Porn Star” Greene
VI: Brooks “The Unlikely Hero” Maki
VII: William “The Soulful” Schuth
VIII: Brooks “The Survivor” Maki
IX: Zack “The Ice Cream Man” Sauvageau
X: Pete “The Vacuum Cleaner” Bruzek
Turbo: Brooks “The 1956-1979 Montreal Canadiens” Maki
XI: Matt “The Cold-Hearted Motherf*&^er” Novak
All-Stars (XII): Andy “The Quiet Man” Rustleund
XIII: Sarah “Clarence’s Hope” Bizek
XIV: Dan “The Professional” Kautz
XV: Christina “Assault And” Pepper
XVI: Matt “The First-Time Player” Novak
XVII: Stacy “Saintly Patience” Snell
XVIII: Brian “Checkmate” David
XIX: Annette “Eammon for the Top” Barron
XX: Daniel “Neville “Smash “Hardware” Hardwood” Longbottom” Caouette
XXI: Pete “The Comeback Kid” Bruzek
XXII: Dan “The Even More Professional” Kautz
XXIII: Melissa “Don’t You (Forget About Me)” David
XXIV: Stacy “Fucking” Snell
GODS AND MORTALS
I: Dragging Rivet’s Name Through the Mud One Last Time: Matt Novak (Ultragrandpa) and Michael Rivet (Friph Flipher-Fiph)
II: Bahambo Number 5: Pete “Triple Crown” Bruzek and Michelle “Single Tiara…So Far” Pratt
BIG BROTHER
I: Brooks “Oh, for the Love of God” Maki
II: Michael “#DDB” Rivet
III: Pete “Fortune’s Fool” Bruzek
IV: Erin “All Seven and We’ll Watch Them Fall” Leslie
V: Jake “Littlefinger” Elliott
FALL, CAESAR
2014: Brooks “The Creator” Maki
2015: Matt “The Artist” Novak
2016: Matt “Waited Them Out” Novak
2017: Annette “I Would’ve Voted for You” Barron
THE ROYAL RUMBLE
2013: #21 Greg “The Gallant Glutton of Greatness” Johnson
2014: #29 Jonathon “Big Papa” Pope
2015: #8 Christina “Am I in This?” Pepper
2016: #22 Annette “No Backs Stabbed” Barron
2017: #30 Bernice “The Vulture” Nicaise
2018: #17 Carrie “Solid Gold” Bard
2019: #16 Jake “The Jabroni” Elliott
PLAY WITH THE PROSE
(Writing, non-elimination)
I: Sarah “Centipede Face” Johnson
II: Sarah “The Johnson Eliminator” Wreisner
III: Colin “Lonely Old Moon” Woolston
IV: Melissa “Not Sidebar Material” Diamond
V: Sama “No Family Reunions” Smith
VI: Sarah “Tumor Face” Wreisner
VII: John “Cult Following” Wreisner
VIII: Joshua “Peed the Bed” Longman
VIII: Annette “Oh, Right, That’s Who Won” Barron
WEREWOLF (most recent)
Werewolf Stats Spreadsheet
PUZZLE CHALLENGE
I (Pure): Matthew “The Obsessor” Gilman
I (Power): Kelly “The Novak-Destroyer” Wells
DIPLOMACY
I: Matt “Exploiter of Worlds” Novak (France)
Casa de Leche 
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April 2, 2013 at 1:44 pm
spookymilk
Five wrestlers who date back to the ’80s, and only one is dead? That’s not too bad.
And only two slept with Miss Elizabeth, that we know of. Also not bad.
April 4, 2013 at 2:13 pm
spookymilk
Ooh. Three straight dead guys at the end bring our total to four. We were doing so well!
Looks like DK was watching wrestling primarily in 1993.
April 4, 2013 at 2:19 pm
dkautz
I took them all from the classic SNES Royal Rumble video game. Sadly since there were only nine participants in this challenge, there was no room for Ric Flair or Shawn Michaels (I’m not sad about leaving out Scott Hall though).
April 4, 2013 at 3:06 pm
spookymilk
Scott Hall recently had a very public drunken meltdown – one of many – and he’s now with Diamond Dallas Page, rehabilitating (DDP has successfully rehabilitated Jake Roberts – JAKE ROBERTS!). I don’t know if it’ll take, but what DDP is doing is an incredible thing.
I wondered how you’d put together your list, since it so perfectly fit in a certain timeframe.
Doink the Clown was on that game too, right? That dude could wrestle, so what a strange, strange gimmick to give him.
April 4, 2013 at 3:44 pm
dkautz
Doink was in WWF Raw, which was the SNES sequel to Royal Rumble. It was definitely a better game since every wrestler had different stats and movesets for the first time on the SNES.
April 4, 2013 at 9:55 pm
todahshy
Hey the evil clown was a great gimmick. It’s when they turned him face that the character fell apart.
April 5, 2013 at 12:51 am
spookymilk
I’m not saying it was bad. I thought the evil clown gimmick was a great idea. I’m just shocked that they gave it to such a good wrestler.