HALL OF CHAMPIONS
SPOOKYMILK SURVIVOR
I: Rachel “The Double-Dealer” Flynn
II: Ryan “The Snake” Fossum
III: Patrick “The Gentleman” Kozicky
IV: Brienne “The Submitter” Maner
V: Rusty “The Porn Star” Greene
VI: Brooks “The Unlikely Hero” Maki
VII: William “The Soulful” Schuth
VIII: Brooks “The Survivor” Maki
IX: Zack “The Ice Cream Man” Sauvageau
X: Pete “The Vacuum Cleaner” Bruzek
Turbo: Brooks “The 1956-1979 Montreal Canadiens” Maki
XI: Matt “The Cold-Hearted Motherf*&^er” Novak
All-Stars (XII): Andy “The Quiet Man” Rustleund
XIII: Sarah “Clarence’s Hope” Bizek
XIV: Dan “The Professional” Kautz
XV: Christina “Assault And” Pepper
XVI: Matt “The First-Time Player” Novak
XVII: Stacy “Saintly Patience” Snell
XVIII: Brian “Checkmate” David
XIX: Annette “Eammon for the Top” Barron
XX: Daniel “Neville “Smash “Hardware” Hardwood” Longbottom” Caouette
XXI: Pete “The Comeback Kid” Bruzek
XXII: Dan “The Even More Professional” Kautz
XXIII: Melissa “Don’t You (Forget About Me)” David
XXIV: Stacy “Fucking” Snell
GODS AND MORTALS
I: Dragging Rivet’s Name Through the Mud One Last Time: Matt Novak (Ultragrandpa) and Michael Rivet (Friph Flipher-Fiph)
II: Bahambo Number 5: Pete “Triple Crown” Bruzek and Michelle “Single Tiara…So Far” Pratt
BIG BROTHER
I: Brooks “Oh, for the Love of God” Maki
II: Michael “#DDB” Rivet
III: Pete “Fortune’s Fool” Bruzek
IV: Erin “All Seven and We’ll Watch Them Fall” Leslie
V: Jake “Littlefinger” Elliott
FALL, CAESAR
2014: Brooks “The Creator” Maki
2015: Matt “The Artist” Novak
2016: Matt “Waited Them Out” Novak
2017: Annette “I Would’ve Voted for You” Barron
THE ROYAL RUMBLE
2013: #21 Greg “The Gallant Glutton of Greatness” Johnson
2014: #29 Jonathon “Big Papa” Pope
2015: #8 Christina “Am I in This?” Pepper
2016: #22 Annette “No Backs Stabbed” Barron
2017: #30 Bernice “The Vulture” Nicaise
2018: #17 Carrie “Solid Gold” Bard
2019: #16 Jake “The Jabroni” Elliott
PLAY WITH THE PROSE
(Writing, non-elimination)
I: Sarah “Centipede Face” Johnson
II: Sarah “The Johnson Eliminator” Wreisner
III: Colin “Lonely Old Moon” Woolston
IV: Melissa “Not Sidebar Material” Diamond
V: Sama “No Family Reunions” Smith
VI: Sarah “Tumor Face” Wreisner
VII: John “Cult Following” Wreisner
VIII: Joshua “Peed the Bed” Longman
VIII: Annette “Oh, Right, That’s Who Won” Barron
WEREWOLF (most recent)
Werewolf Stats Spreadsheet
PUZZLE CHALLENGE
I (Pure): Matthew “The Obsessor” Gilman
I (Power): Kelly “The Novak-Destroyer” Wells
DIPLOMACY
I: Matt “Exploiter of Worlds” Novak (France)
Casa de Leche 
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February 3, 2016 at 9:06 am
abbyszoo
We are six minutes in without a comment? shocking.
February 3, 2016 at 9:08 am
StacyStace
Until you ruined it 😉
February 3, 2016 at 9:08 am
abbyszoo
Haha someone had to.
February 3, 2016 at 9:09 am
StacyStace
Truth. Way to get the ball rolling.
February 3, 2016 at 9:10 am
mbnovak
Well Wolfson isn’t playing so… that’s to be expected.
The real reason he wanted 15 players was because he needed an extra bunch to make up his comment total.
February 3, 2016 at 9:12 am
StacyStace
He did mention it would be a new challenge to squeeze 100 comments in as mod!
February 3, 2016 at 9:14 am
mbnovak
If you can quote Wolfson, you’ve been paying too much attention to him.
February 3, 2016 at 9:23 am
StacyStace
Most likely. 🙂 Nice to see you again though Novak!
February 3, 2016 at 9:10 am
abbyszoo
So, we should probably do some wolf hunting. does this game have wolves, or are the evil things dogs?
February 3, 2016 at 9:10 am
mbnovak
The important thing is: they have paws.
February 3, 2016 at 9:11 am
abbyszoo
This is true. Unless they’re goats. goats are very evil. and dont have paws.
February 3, 2016 at 9:39 am
baconburgerdogs
Yes dogs have paws. We discussed this in the last game 🙂
February 3, 2016 at 9:11 am
joepunman
HA DOU KEN! (roughly translated: ‘sup y’all!)
February 3, 2016 at 9:13 am
StacyStace
Hey Joe! What’s good my man?
February 3, 2016 at 10:16 am
joepunman
a four letter word meaning the opposite of bad, but that’s not important right now.
February 3, 2016 at 10:28 am
StacyStace
A sure sign of not getting enough sleep….it took me entirely too long to register what you just said here.
February 3, 2016 at 9:12 am
joepunman
Oh, and Vote Melissa Because Random.org loves her, and I was right last time!
February 3, 2016 at 9:14 am
StacyStace
So we are just saying Melissa is the wolf/dog/thing with paws? It is very true that random.org loves her! 😉
February 3, 2016 at 9:17 am
abbyszoo
its day one so, not a half bad reason
February 3, 2016 at 5:44 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Wanna see my kung fu? I’LL SHOW YOU!
*Does Kung fu*
*makes Kung fu sounds*
And because Brooks is always and never lying, I trust him completely right now.
Vote ZG
February 3, 2016 at 9:21 am
todahshy
This game is too haphazard for me.
February 3, 2016 at 9:23 am
abbyszoo
Hey rivet. What does haphazard mean anyway?
February 3, 2016 at 9:24 am
todahshy
It means our schools are failing us!
February 3, 2016 at 9:24 am
abbyszoo
Not going to disagree there
February 3, 2016 at 9:39 am
joepunman
Dang common core [/rant]
February 3, 2016 at 9:29 am
StacyStace
Who is baconburgerdogs? Amazing name….
February 3, 2016 at 9:41 am
baconburgerdogs
I have paws but I am not a wolf. And thanks, I like the name too.
February 3, 2016 at 9:30 am
StacyStace
I think I am going to vote Joe . A bit suspicious how he came running in here, dropped an accusation and ran off.
February 3, 2016 at 9:39 am
joepunman
I’m around. I’m going to start every game with a vote on Melissa, until I’m proven wrong.
February 3, 2016 at 9:44 am
StacyStace
I cannot argue this logic. 🙂
February 3, 2016 at 9:37 am
daneekasghost
I’m the seer. ZG is the only wolf.
vote: ZG
February 3, 2016 at 9:38 am
daneekasghost
These Wolfson-led games are easy.
February 3, 2016 at 9:38 am
mbnovak
Well I’m convinced.
February 3, 2016 at 9:40 am
StacyStace
Wait, isn’t Nettie all-time seer?
February 3, 2016 at 9:41 am
Inkarnit
No. She’s just the best seer.
February 3, 2016 at 9:46 am
nettiebarron
Thank you. I know you’re sincere.
February 3, 2016 at 9:54 am
bhiggum
Sin-seer?
February 3, 2016 at 9:55 am
mbnovak
Oh great, now I’ve got Bye Bye Birdie stuck in my head.
February 3, 2016 at 9:41 am
daneekasghost
It turns out she was lying that one time. She wasn’t the seer.
February 3, 2016 at 9:48 am
nettiebarron
Says the man who put the idea in my head. Although to be fair, I’m sure my execution was not what you envisioned.
February 3, 2016 at 9:50 am
nettiebarron
Says the man who put the idea in my head. Although, to be fair, I’m not sure my execution was what you envisioned.
February 3, 2016 at 9:39 am
mbnovak
Vote ZG.
DG laid it all out guys.
February 3, 2016 at 9:39 am
nettiebarron
Mornin’ all.
February 3, 2016 at 9:41 am
StacyStace
Speaking of Nettie 😉
February 3, 2016 at 9:42 am
daneekasghost
unvote: ZG
vote: nibbish Because I’m not bitter.
February 3, 2016 at 9:45 am
mbnovak
Well now I’m just confused!
February 3, 2016 at 9:47 am
StacyStace
vote nibs THIS is most certainly the perfect reasoning. I’m on board with the non bitterness train 😉
February 3, 2016 at 9:49 am
StacyStace
vote nibs THIS is most certainly the perfect reasoning. I’m on board with the non bitterness train 😉 unvote Joe
February 3, 2016 at 9:52 am
Inkarnit
Neither of these count as they’re nested.
February 3, 2016 at 9:54 am
daneekasghost
Also, the minor note that nibbish is not playing.
February 3, 2016 at 9:59 am
Inkarnit
Since when have we disallowed voting for people that aren’t playing?
February 3, 2016 at 10:00 am
daneekasghost
You’re just sad because no one is voting for you.
February 3, 2016 at 10:02 am
Inkarnit
This is true. I was taking out my frustration on Stacy.
February 3, 2016 at 9:54 am
StacyStace
Meh. Dang, getting used to playing on my phone hah.
February 3, 2016 at 9:54 am
nettiebarron
THAT’S why they don’t count?
February 3, 2016 at 9:55 am
StacyStace
That’s what I get for listening to DG….and playing on my phone!
February 3, 2016 at 10:04 am
todahshy
Says the man who put the idea in my head. Although, to be fair, I’m not sure my execution was what you envisioned.
February 3, 2016 at 10:07 am
mbnovak
How’s this for a callback!?!
February 3, 2016 at 9:55 am
daneekasghost
Bret is playing, you guys!
vote: Colin Prime
February 3, 2016 at 12:49 pm
Colin Prime
whoah whoah whoah whoah whoah whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah. Whoah.
Whoah.
slow down.
February 3, 2016 at 12:51 pm
daneekasghost
Oh. I didn’t think you’d see this.
February 3, 2016 at 9:57 am
bhiggum
Yay werewolf!
I’m here and following along, but has anyone ever mentioned playing this game on a smart phone sucks?
February 3, 2016 at 10:00 am
nettiebarron
Repeatedly.
February 3, 2016 at 10:01 am
StacyStace
I have, well indirectly that is. It’s definitely not very easy.
February 3, 2016 at 10:14 am
joepunman
it’s worse on a black phone
February 3, 2016 at 10:18 am
Inkarnit
I have a black phone for sale if anyone wants to torture themselves.
February 3, 2016 at 10:03 am
daneekasghost
An hour of silence? I think spooky is dead.
February 3, 2016 at 10:14 am
nettiebarron
His arms falling off. It’s a reoccurring condition.
February 3, 2016 at 10:15 am
nettiebarron
*fall
February 3, 2016 at 10:19 am
todahshy
Just a quick programming reminder: Tonight is the BB3 podcast.
Who are the 5 greatest CdL BB players of all time?
Tune in to find out!
February 3, 2016 at 10:23 am
mbnovak
I assume I’m on the list.
February 3, 2016 at 10:25 am
todahshy
You were a topic of conversation in the jury room a couple of days ago.
February 3, 2016 at 10:30 am
mbnovak
I was also a topic of gnome-tossing.
February 3, 2016 at 10:32 am
Inkarnit
I totally tossed you.
Wait. That sounds bad.
February 3, 2016 at 11:09 am
StacyStace
I am most surely on this list. My 13th place finish in my first and only CdL BB must have solidified my spot.
February 3, 2016 at 11:21 am
nettiebarron
But of course!
February 3, 2016 at 4:03 pm
StacyStace
😉
February 3, 2016 at 1:42 pm
abbyszoo
Rivet, what time is the podcast haha you people never said.
February 3, 2016 at 1:45 pm
todahshy
Tune in to find out!
February 3, 2016 at 10:20 am
ZG
Vote joepunman
Because we can’t be wrong every time.
February 3, 2016 at 10:24 am
joepunman
No, not every time, but you will be this time.
February 3, 2016 at 10:42 am
nettiebarron
Vote Novak How has this not happened already?
February 3, 2016 at 10:45 am
mbnovak
It did happen. At the end of Survivor XI and XVI.
February 3, 2016 at 10:47 am
Inkarnit
Bazinga
February 3, 2016 at 10:47 am
todahshy
Ooooooooooh snap.
February 3, 2016 at 10:56 am
ZG
Unvote joe
Vote Inkarnit
How has this not happened already?
February 3, 2016 at 10:59 am
todahshy
vote Novak
He’s being too nice to me! This is unsettling!
February 3, 2016 at 11:28 am
Inkarnit
Your “Why The Hell Not” Voting Update
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..
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kg2005
spookymilk
abbyszoo
StacyStace voting joepunman
joepunman (2) voting MelissaD
mbnovak (2) voting ZG
nettiebarron voting mbnovak
daneekasghost voting Colin Prime
Colin Prime (1)
todahshy voting mbnovak
MelissaD (1)
ZG (1) voting joepunman
bhiggum
xxtdiddyxx
baconburgerdogs
February 3, 2016 at 11:41 am
spookymilk
I woke up 19 minutes before work today (and I have a 12 minute drive).
Ugh. Those were my best hours to play today. I’m still going to get someone lynched, though, don’t worry.
February 3, 2016 at 11:47 am
bhiggum
Goddammit.
I’m screwed, aren’t I?
February 3, 2016 at 12:22 pm
spookymilk
Wooooooooo
February 3, 2016 at 11:55 am
bhiggum
I just finished up a relaxing three and a half hour drive across northwestern Iowa enjoying the scenery of six inches of snow that’s been redistributed by fifty mile per hour winds.
I think I’m ready to play werewolf now!
Vote DG
May as well start here…
February 3, 2016 at 12:02 pm
ZG
Unvote joe and Inkarnit
Vote baconburgerdogs
baconburgerdogs is fun to type. And since we all thought wolf last time, surely bbd must be one this time.
February 3, 2016 at 12:05 pm
baconburgerdogs
you thought I was a wolf last time and were wrong. You think I’m a wolf this time and you are wrong. I’m seeing a pattern here.
February 3, 2016 at 12:14 pm
ZG
Just what I would expect a wolf to say.
February 3, 2016 at 12:16 pm
ZG
But completely fair. Merely suspecting you may be a wolf this time because you were a suspected but not actual wolf last time, should actually be more of an exoneration than anything, if history is any guide.
February 3, 2016 at 12:17 pm
todahshy
Are there even any wolves in this game?!?! Our mod won’t let us know!
February 3, 2016 at 12:19 pm
Inkarnit
There are somewhere between 0 and 15 wolves. Also the same, between 0 and 15 Good and between 0 and 15 Evil.
February 3, 2016 at 1:02 pm
baconburgerdogs
so if there are 15 wolves then some are good and some are evil.
February 3, 2016 at 1:19 pm
mbnovak
Your logic is sound.
February 3, 2016 at 1:22 pm
mbnovak
Actually, I suppose that depends on whether “between” is inclusive or 0 or exclusive of 0. Because if it’s inclusive we could have 15 wolves and 0 good and 0 evil.
February 3, 2016 at 1:23 pm
Inkarnit
I’ll leave that up to you guys to figure out 🙂
February 3, 2016 at 12:20 pm
kg2005
Hello friends, acquaintances, and Colin! Doesn’t look like I missed much so far. Are there roles posted anywhere or is the whole thing just a big secret?
February 3, 2016 at 12:20 pm
Inkarnit
Hidden roles until death.
February 3, 2016 at 12:21 pm
Inkarnit
I figured no one reads rules anyway so why include them?
February 3, 2016 at 12:21 pm
kg2005
Well, when you’re right you’re right.
February 3, 2016 at 12:52 pm
Colin Prime
Hi there Sweetie-peetie.
February 3, 2016 at 12:51 pm
daneekasghost
unvote: Colin Prime
vote: ZG because he’s the only wolf.
February 3, 2016 at 1:20 pm
mbnovak
That’s the same thing DG said earlier!
February 3, 2016 at 12:55 pm
Colin Prime
Bret is still suspiciously alive… I blame spooky.
vote spooky
I owe you from last time.
February 3, 2016 at 12:58 pm
spookymilk
Wait. I guess I don’t remember last time.
February 3, 2016 at 1:00 pm
Colin Prime
the last time referring to when you were a wolf and talked me into voting with you.
It was only several years and maybe 15 games ago… c’mon…
February 3, 2016 at 3:38 pm
spookymilk
Oh. Yeah, that was awesome.
February 3, 2016 at 1:05 pm
StacyStace
vote spooky unvote Joe Arms falling off and reattaching….so….wolf like.
February 3, 2016 at 1:30 pm
StacyStace
I swear I saw that on National Geographic at some point. Wolves natural behavior…
February 3, 2016 at 1:18 pm
Inkarnit
Totally relevant: Just saw a bumper sticker that said “Monica Lewinsky’s X-boyfriend’s Wife for President”
February 3, 2016 at 1:29 pm
StacyStace
❤
February 3, 2016 at 1:37 pm
todahshy
Haha, that’s amazing.
February 3, 2016 at 1:38 pm
abbyszoo
someone explain the humor here to me, please
February 3, 2016 at 1:40 pm
mbnovak
The 90’s.
February 3, 2016 at 1:41 pm
abbyszoo
Oh, then I have an excuse to have no idea why this is funny. I wasnt alive. ok.
February 3, 2016 at 2:09 pm
ZG
Booooooooooooo.
February 3, 2016 at 2:00 pm
joepunman
Ya know, I’m sure you know more about texting and Taylor Swift than any of us. Save Tdiddy.
February 3, 2016 at 2:01 pm
Inkarnit
I dunno. I hear Chastity Trueheart has the market cornered on texting.
February 3, 2016 at 2:13 pm
nettiebarron
Do NOT bring up Chastity Trueheart. Let her die. *shudders*
February 3, 2016 at 3:39 pm
spookymilk
Well, it’s not really funny or clever, unless you like your humor extremely dated.
February 3, 2016 at 2:01 pm
baconburgerdogs
Inkarnit must is a good,neutral, evil wolf. He’s trying to distract us from the game or meet his comment quota.
February 3, 2016 at 2:02 pm
Inkarnit
Probably b.
February 3, 2016 at 1:37 pm
abbyszoo
Argh. School sucks guys,
February 3, 2016 at 1:46 pm
bhiggum
OK, my DG vote is getting no traction. Let’s try someone else-
Unvote DG: Vote StacyStace
She’s commented the most, so that’s something? I guess?
February 3, 2016 at 4:06 pm
StacyStace
#dislike
Oh wait, this isn’t Facebook….
February 3, 2016 at 1:50 pm
Inkarnit
Slightly More Interesting Voting Update
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..
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kg2005
spookymilk (2)
abbyszoo
StacyStace (1) voting spookymilk
joepunman voting MelissaD
mbnovak (2) voting ZG
nettiebarron voting mbnovak
daneekasghost voting ZG
Colin Prime voting spookymilk
todahshy voting mbnovak
MelissaD (1)
ZG (2) voting baconburgerdogs
bhiggum voting StacyStace
xxtdiddyxx
baconburgerdogs (1)
February 3, 2016 at 1:59 pm
nettiebarron
Unvote Novak; Vote Todahshy No reason. But he’s totally a wolf.
February 3, 2016 at 2:01 pm
joepunman
Seems legit.
February 3, 2016 at 2:03 pm
baconburgerdogs
vote StaceyStace she left the y off of her 2nd name and people with 2 first names can’t be trusted.
February 3, 2016 at 3:27 pm
StacyStace
But, but….
I liked your name…..
February 3, 2016 at 2:17 pm
xxtdiddyxx
yikes..sorry just woke from a deep slumber…loong night that was heh.
so while i shake it all off, i’ll read through (not really). hope that doesn’t cause any bad blood on day one for any1.
and vote bbdawgs
learn how to unbold
February 3, 2016 at 3:05 pm
Inkarnit
Wait. Did you just make a Taylor Swift joke?
February 3, 2016 at 3:09 pm
todahshy
Now we got prooooooooooblems
February 3, 2016 at 2:19 pm
todahshy
unvote Novak, vote Stacy
Baconburgerdawgs logic is impeccable.
February 3, 2016 at 3:29 pm
StacyStace
The heartbreak continues….
Also, not a wolf.
February 3, 2016 at 3:35 pm
daneekasghost
Why is no one listening to me?
I am the seer, ZG is a wolf.
February 3, 2016 at 3:44 pm
bhiggum
I see what you’re saying, but I’m not sold quite yet…
Though it is awful early for a fake seer claim.
Or a real seer claim.
What’s ZG say?
February 3, 2016 at 3:45 pm
spookymilk
Typically nothing, which probably won’t help.
February 3, 2016 at 4:00 pm
ZG
Suck nuts, spooky.
February 3, 2016 at 4:54 pm
spookymilk
Wooooooooooo
February 3, 2016 at 4:09 pm
mbnovak
I’m listening!
February 3, 2016 at 3:44 pm
spookymilk
Having to be at work for the entirety of Werewolf so far is a cruel reality. Plus, none of you look like wolves yet (maybe Stacy, if I squint).
I see Wolfson suggested zero wolves as a possibility. He should know that there’s a limit to his nonsense that I’ll put up with.
February 3, 2016 at 3:47 pm
daneekasghost
There are not zero wolves.
February 3, 2016 at 3:49 pm
joepunman
really…. and how would YOU know that?
February 3, 2016 at 3:50 pm
daneekasghost
Because ZG is a wolf.
February 3, 2016 at 3:50 pm
kg2005
I have ONE idea.
Also, another idea.
February 3, 2016 at 3:51 pm
daneekasghost
Neither of your ideas is correct. Sorry.
February 3, 2016 at 3:52 pm
kg2005
What about all of the other ideas that I didn’t mention?
February 3, 2016 at 3:53 pm
daneekasghost
Only one of them is potentially correct, but you’re missing one key detail.
February 3, 2016 at 3:54 pm
kg2005
Is it that you’re making things up as you go along?
February 3, 2016 at 3:55 pm
daneekasghost
that is not the key detail.
February 3, 2016 at 4:08 pm
StacyStace
Oh I wish this conversation would continue….amazing. I giggled quite a bit.
February 3, 2016 at 3:50 pm
baconburgerdogs
Only a wolf would know that.
February 3, 2016 at 3:51 pm
daneekasghost
Or a seer who peeked a wolf.
February 3, 2016 at 3:56 pm
baconburgerdogs
I suppose, but then you are a bad seer revealing too soon. Which are we even allowed to do? Does full reveal upon death, just mean we find out who died and what they could do?
February 3, 2016 at 3:51 pm
Inkarnit
A 15 player hidden roles game WOULD be the perfect setup to have NO wolves, wouldn’t it?
February 3, 2016 at 3:52 pm
daneekasghost
There are not zero wolves.
February 3, 2016 at 3:55 pm
kg2005
…negative wolves.
February 3, 2016 at 4:10 pm
mbnovak
We were explicitly told it was between 0 and 15. Negative is not between those. That’s just math.
February 3, 2016 at 4:01 pm
baconburgerdogs
pretty sure there isn’t a good setup for no wolves. The game would be over after the first night when there isn’t a night kill confirming that the village is safe.
February 3, 2016 at 4:16 pm
todahshy
Just because there isn’t a night kill doesn’t mean there are no wolves!
February 3, 2016 at 3:51 pm
joepunman
unvote Melissa; vote DG
February 3, 2016 at 3:53 pm
joepunman
Nah, it’s too easy. DG’s too good a player to be that transparent. But I also don’t trust his seer claim right off the bat. Might be a neutral ploy (even though I don’t think there are any neutrals) Might just be DG being DG.
February 3, 2016 at 4:03 pm
baconburgerdogs
we don’t have neutrals right? just good and evil?
February 3, 2016 at 3:53 pm
joepunman
unvote DG
February 3, 2016 at 3:55 pm
daneekasghost
Out for a 2-hour meeting.
Vote ZG!
February 3, 2016 at 4:06 pm
ZG
I thought DG being DG at first, but clearly something is up. He wouldn’t seer-claim at this point anyhow, so maybe some character stipulation or neutral clause? Even if he was a bad seer, he wouldn’t come out and claim it. If he was the wolf seer, he still wouldn’t…It’s…strange.
It’s ok DG, whatever’s happened to you, I know the real (good or bad, not stupid) DG is in there. We’ll figure it out. Or not.
I’m not sure what we’re allowed to reveal, so I don’t want to overstep all the rules Inkarnit didn’t want to put in place…but it is a street fight, after all.
February 3, 2016 at 4:13 pm
Inkarnit
There are no limitations about what you can or can’t reveal, otherwise I would have said so.
February 3, 2016 at 4:13 pm
mbnovak
Under the conditions he describes, he’d absolutely seer claim. He says he’s the seer. He says ZG is a wolf. He says there is only one wolf.
All of those things being true, he should absolutely come forward and claim.
He could absolutely be lying, or neutral, or something, but let’s not pretend it doesn’t make sense.
February 3, 2016 at 4:19 pm
ZG
Fair enough. My assumptions are that there are multiple Evils we have to find and that we’re going to be as bad as usual at finding them.
I’m also assuming I’m not a wolf/evil based on the email I got saying I’m not evil. I could see why I’d be targeted, potentially, but the openness of it befuddles me.
February 3, 2016 at 4:16 pm
kg2005
I think trying to assign DG any sort of motive at this point is a mistake.
February 3, 2016 at 4:21 pm
ZG
Also fair, but awfully persistent about it, ain’t he?
February 3, 2016 at 4:34 pm
spookymilk
It’s just what he does.
February 3, 2016 at 4:14 pm
xxtdiddyxx
i read…a bit. not in my wildest dreams would dawg be a wolf…at least for today. unvote dawgs
now i’ve got a blank space…
February 3, 2016 at 4:18 pm
baconburgerdogs
thanks for the unvote, but vote xxtdiddyxx having xx before and after your name is worse than 2 first names. How is that for unbolding!
February 3, 2016 at 4:18 pm
baconburgerdogs
crap
February 3, 2016 at 4:19 pm
Inkarnit
Too bad there’s no thumbs up here.
February 3, 2016 at 4:24 pm
baconburgerdogs
+1
February 3, 2016 at 4:18 pm
todahshy
unvote stacy vote tdiddy
And I’ll write YOUR name.
February 3, 2016 at 4:58 pm
StacyStace
I see what you did there. I like it.
February 3, 2016 at 4:20 pm
todahshy
Also, I am putting great stock in DG’s claim. Seems like sime sort of weird special ability perhaps?
There is no reason why he can’t trll us his full power if so.
February 3, 2016 at 4:26 pm
nettiebarron
Are you swyping so we don’t miss Nibbish?
February 3, 2016 at 4:27 pm
todahshy
Says the man who put the idea in my head. Although, to be fair, I’m not sure my execution was what you envisioned.
February 3, 2016 at 4:27 pm
ZG
More like someone else’s weird special ability to influence?
February 3, 2016 at 4:29 pm
todahshy
Possibly. Would like him to explain his power since I agree it’s weird to claim so early and he wouldn’t do that without a reason.
February 3, 2016 at 4:20 pm
baconburgerdogs
Bold unbold. got it.
February 3, 2016 at 5:57 pm
xxtdiddyxx
Ahhhh finally started typing with your claws. Great job. Catsup ranch bbq or mayo on your dawgs.
February 3, 2016 at 4:24 pm
Inkarnit
Are We Getting Somewhere Voting Update
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kg2005
spookymilk (2)
abbyszoo
StacyStace (1) voting spookymilk
joepunman
mbnovak voting ZG
nettiebarron voting todahshy
daneekasghost voting ZG
Colin Prime voting spookymilk
todahshy (1) voting xxtdiddyxx
MelissaD
ZG (2) voting baconburgerdogs
bhiggum voting StacyStace
xxtdiddyxx (2)
baconburgerdogs (1) voting xxtdiddyxx
February 3, 2016 at 4:25 pm
Inkarnit
Also, there is no penalty for not voting unless your role specifically has penalties for not voting. So this may or may not apply to 1 or all of you. But no promises that you won’t get shit for not voting from the rest of the town.
February 3, 2016 at 4:25 pm
ZG
Anybody know anything useful about Street Fighter? Any particular teams or associations? Any characters with psychic powers or the like?
February 3, 2016 at 4:42 pm
kg2005
All I know about Street Fighter comes from Jackie Chan’s greatest movie, City Hunter. So not much.
February 3, 2016 at 4:52 pm
abbyszoo
This game has existed longer than me so, no
February 3, 2016 at 4:56 pm
kg2005
It was first released about a month after I was!
February 3, 2016 at 4:29 pm
mbnovak
I’m gonna be AFK for most of the night (I teach a religion class on Wednesdays). I kind of like this DG seer claim thing. It might well be a neutral role or somesuch, but it seems worth exploring. At least until he comes out and tells us he was making it up.
February 3, 2016 at 5:02 pm
StacyStace
Unvote Spooky Trying to stay in good graces….
Unvote Spooky Abby ….so there’s a thing.
February 3, 2016 at 5:02 pm
StacyStace
Errrr Vote Abby
February 3, 2016 at 5:03 pm
StacyStace
You were the first to comment and always seems to slip under the radar. I am not convinced that a wolf could be underage.
February 3, 2016 at 5:09 pm
abbyszoo
What did I do?
February 3, 2016 at 6:48 pm
StacyStace
You were here Abby….
😉
February 3, 2016 at 5:29 pm
ZG
Unvote BBD
Vote xxtdiddyxx because numbers. And you’ve been scarce(r than even me, Spooky!)
February 3, 2016 at 5:32 pm
ZG
Going home now. Busy evening. Shall check in periodically.
February 3, 2016 at 5:41 pm
xxtdiddyxx
Sorry been Jammin to my swift. I do appreciate the vote though, thanks
February 3, 2016 at 5:45 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Wanna see my kung fu? I’LL SHOW YOU!
*Does Kung fu*
*makes Kung fu sounds*
And because Brooks is always and never lying, I trust him completely right now.
Vote ZG
Reply
February 3, 2016 at 5:45 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Goddamnit. I hate playing this game on phones.
February 3, 2016 at 5:54 pm
Inkarnit
3rd time’s a charm?
February 3, 2016 at 6:54 pm
ZG
Melissa is playing? That’s pretty wolfy.
February 3, 2016 at 7:00 pm
daneekasghost
I’m back. And ready to reveal my true power.
February 3, 2016 at 7:04 pm
daneekasghost
I’m the seer. ZG was my peek and he is the only wolf.
February 3, 2016 at 7:18 pm
nettiebarron
How do you know he’s the only wolf?
February 3, 2016 at 7:20 pm
daneekasghost
I’m the seer. I saw it with my peek.
February 3, 2016 at 7:22 pm
nettiebarron
You saw WHAT? ZG standing alone under a wolf sign?
February 3, 2016 at 7:23 pm
daneekasghost
I told Colin I peeked ZG.
He said “You suck. You found the only wolf.”
February 3, 2016 at 7:25 pm
nettiebarron
That sounds likely.
February 3, 2016 at 7:31 pm
bhiggum
This…is a very weird thing for you to do.
Options, ranked in order of probability-
1. You’re yanking our chain.
2. You are not the seer and ZG is not a wolf.
3. You are the seer and ZG is a wolf.
4. You are a wolf and ZG is not a wolf.
5. You are not the seer and ZG is a wolf.
6. You think you are the seer and that ZG is a wolf (and he may or may not be.
….
1,000,980,111. You are a wolf and ZG is a wolf.
The last option would make things easier.
February 3, 2016 at 7:34 pm
daneekasghost
How is 2 different from 1?
February 3, 2016 at 7:38 pm
bhiggum
I thought of that after I typed it, but I hate re-numbering lists.
February 3, 2016 at 7:41 pm
daneekasghost
I hear you there. Once you’ve committed to something it’s best to stick with it.
February 3, 2016 at 7:46 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Is this your way of saying you’re not the seer?
February 3, 2016 at 7:49 pm
bhiggum
Yeah, that’s how I read it.
February 3, 2016 at 7:52 pm
daneekasghost
No, I see where this is confusing. I’m saying that I AM the seer.
February 3, 2016 at 7:18 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Vote ZG
Though I have to admit that it’s pretty much the saddest outcome ever if this is true (that he’s the only wolf). And there’s no way of knowing until it’s done if it’s true. But hey! I spent months faithfully trusting Brooks. Might as well keep it going now. The only other possibility is that he’s a wolf who’s special role is to kill ZG specifically. That would be unfortunate.
February 3, 2016 at 7:22 pm
daneekasghost
The ONLY other possibility? That’s not very imaginative.
February 3, 2016 at 7:24 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Well, there’s also the possibility that you’re being capricious and random, but that would be entirely out of character.
February 3, 2016 at 7:30 pm
baconburgerdogs
It is kind of interesting that he’s persistent with this. If he’s truthful this will be one of the shortest games. If not he’s gone the next day. Risky move.
February 3, 2016 at 7:49 pm
baconburgerdogs
To guard against the kill target scenario we could vote dg. If he’s truthful then we get zg tomorrow for the win
February 3, 2016 at 7:19 pm
daneekasghost
I car my extra two votes on ZG.
February 3, 2016 at 7:19 pm
daneekasghost
Cast
February 3, 2016 at 7:22 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Are you drunk again?
February 3, 2016 at 7:25 pm
daneekasghost
I’ve never been drunk.
February 3, 2016 at 7:26 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Liar.
February 3, 2016 at 7:22 pm
todahshy
Melissa already voted.
February 3, 2016 at 7:22 pm
todahshy
And I don’t think Pete is playing.
February 3, 2016 at 7:23 pm
todahshy
ZINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
February 3, 2016 at 7:24 pm
daneekasghost
Go home zingbot
February 3, 2016 at 7:24 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
I don’t get it.
February 3, 2016 at 7:25 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Todahshy is much more annoying now that I know he’s Rivet.
February 3, 2016 at 7:25 pm
todahshy
Zing? 😥
February 3, 2016 at 7:35 pm
todahshy
I use my lynch block power on ZG.
unvote Tdiddy, vote Stacy
Still like this vote best today I think.
February 3, 2016 at 7:40 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Is “lynch block power” a thing?
February 3, 2016 at 7:42 pm
todahshy
It might be, but it is not a power I possess.
February 3, 2016 at 7:50 pm
bhiggum
I was on the verge of asking that myself.
I blame DG.
February 3, 2016 at 7:40 pm
Inkarnit
Voting Update
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kg2005
spookymilk (1)
abbyszoo (1)
StacyStace (2) voting abbyszoo
joepunman
mbnovak voting ZG
nettiebarron voting todahshy
daneekasghost voting ZG
Colin Prime voting spookymilk
todahshy (1) voting StacyStace
MelissaD voting ZG
ZG (3) voting xxtdiddyxx
bhiggum voting StacyStace
xxtdiddyxx (2)
baconburgerdogs voting xxtdiddyxx
1 hour 20 minutes until night.
February 3, 2016 at 7:58 pm
baconburgerdogs
vote dg if he’s telling the truth and his role will be revealed and we can follow his advice and vote zg. That will keep him from winning if he is a wolf or neutral with a kill condition.
February 3, 2016 at 8:14 pm
Inkarnit
Nested. Doesn’t count.
February 3, 2016 at 7:49 pm
kg2005
So, uhhh… this is a weird thing that’s happening. Care to comment, ZG?
February 3, 2016 at 7:49 pm
spookymilk
What up, gang? I see this is all about DG chasing ZG. I’m starting to suspect DG has a kill ZG condition and knows this might work.
February 3, 2016 at 7:53 pm
daneekasghost
I do, in that I win if we kill all the wolves.
February 3, 2016 at 7:54 pm
kg2005
That was my first thought. Either that or Inkarnit is terrible at creating a Werewolf game.
February 3, 2016 at 7:55 pm
abbyszoo
Both of these are reasonable assumptions.
February 3, 2016 at 7:55 pm
kg2005
That’s the worst part!
February 3, 2016 at 7:57 pm
abbyszoo
I’m waiting for zg to tell us why this is ridiculous, but he hasn’t yet
February 3, 2016 at 7:59 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
ZG has made some comments on this. See above.
February 3, 2016 at 8:01 pm
kg2005
He hasn’t said anything since DG straight up claimed seer.
February 3, 2016 at 8:30 pm
daneekasghost
I claimed seer at 9:30 AM.
February 3, 2016 at 8:40 pm
kg2005
Pardon me, I didn’t take it seriously.
February 3, 2016 at 7:57 pm
todahshy
But he did not create this one. He stole it from someone else.
February 3, 2016 at 8:00 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
He’s running it, though, and everybody knows how I feel about pretty much everything Inkarnit does.
February 3, 2016 at 8:15 pm
Inkarnit
Borrowed it. With his blessing 🙂
February 3, 2016 at 8:23 pm
Inkarnit
The lame flavor text is mine though.
February 3, 2016 at 8:44 pm
daneekasghost
My win conditions align with the Good.
February 3, 2016 at 8:44 pm
daneekasghost
Not here
February 3, 2016 at 8:08 pm
nettiebarron
Second.
February 3, 2016 at 7:49 pm
abbyszoo
VOTE ZG cause it’s night one so why not.
February 3, 2016 at 8:25 pm
baconburgerdogs
vote dg if he’s telling the truth we will see his role and vote zg tomorrow. It also prevents him from winning if he has a kill taget condition.
February 3, 2016 at 8:25 pm
baconburgerdogs
Phones suck
February 3, 2016 at 8:26 pm
Inkarnit
You’re my favoritest.
February 3, 2016 at 8:26 pm
daneekasghost
Why would you want to prevent me from winning?
February 3, 2016 at 8:27 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
I do kinda wonder this since there are potentially various roles that win for various reasons and don’t necessarily prevent others from winning. I think the only time it’s absolute is if Good wins, then Evil loses (or vice versa).
February 3, 2016 at 8:35 pm
baconburgerdogs
I want you to win if that means all the goods win. If you have your own scenario then not so much
February 3, 2016 at 8:41 pm
abbyszoo
I mean. What if he wins. Then we have one less person to think hey, maybe he’s a wolf.
February 3, 2016 at 8:45 pm
daneekasghost
My win condition aligns with the Good.
February 3, 2016 at 8:28 pm
Inkarnit
I’ll assume you wanted to unvote tdiddy as well.
February 3, 2016 at 8:26 pm
nettiebarron
Unvote Todahshy, Vote DG Fake seer claiming on day one is soo last season.
February 3, 2016 at 8:28 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
A couple seasons ago, actually.
February 3, 2016 at 8:36 pm
todahshy
Says the man who put the idea in my head. Although, to be fair, I’m not sure my execution was what you envisioned.
February 3, 2016 at 8:39 pm
nettiebarron
Thank you. It IS an excellent statement.
February 3, 2016 at 8:43 pm
kg2005
Vote ZG
I guess I’ve made worse day one votes.
February 3, 2016 at 8:45 pm
Inkarnit
Bah.
February 3, 2016 at 8:44 pm
mbnovak
So I’m back and I’ve read up…
I see not a whole lot has changed.
Baconburgerdogs, I see your logic, and raise you a “but the opposite is also true.” Except for the fact that it’s DG, and he gets away with stuff.
February 3, 2016 at 8:47 pm
todahshy
A voice has told me repeatedly that his win conditions align with the Good. So it must be true.
February 3, 2016 at 8:45 pm
Inkarnit
Voting Update
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kg2005
spookymilk (1)
abbyszoo (1)
StacyStace (2) voting abbyszoo
joepunman
mbnovak voting ZG
nettiebarron voting daneekasghost
daneekasghost (2) voting ZG
Colin Prime voting spookymilk
todahshy voting StacyStace
MelissaD voting ZG
ZG (3) voting xxtdiddyxx
bhiggum voting StacyStace
xxtdiddyxx (1)
baconburgerdogs voting daneekasghost
15 minutes until night
February 3, 2016 at 8:46 pm
daneekasghost
There are two more zg votes.
February 3, 2016 at 8:46 pm
daneekasghost
Abby and kg
February 3, 2016 at 8:48 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
You guys…I’m starting to think that perhaps DG’s win conditions align with the good.
February 3, 2016 at 8:49 pm
ZG
My opinion of DG’s situation hasn’t changed much since my comments above. I find it hard to believe that he is a wolf making this play, so I suspect nefarious forces are involved And either he or most likely someone else achieves something with this play.
I think team good is out of further disadvantage if I’m voted out. I’m not the type to make a threat, so that’s more of a warning
February 3, 2016 at 8:54 pm
mbnovak
If there’s a specific reason we should keep you alive over claimed seer DG (and uncontradicted seer)… I’m failing to see it.
February 3, 2016 at 8:50 pm
Inkarnit
Fixed Voting Update
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kg2005 voting ZG
spookymilk (1)
abbyszoo (1) voting ZG
StacyStace (2) voting abbyszoo
joepunman
mbnovak voting ZG
nettiebarron voting daneekasghost
daneekasghost (2) voting ZG
Colin Prime voting spookymilk
todahshy voting StacyStace
MelissaD voting ZG
ZG (5) voting xxtdiddyxx
bhiggum voting StacyStace
xxtdiddyxx (1)
baconburgerdogs voting daneekasghost
February 3, 2016 at 8:51 pm
todahshy
Wow DG really is super powered. I am officially terrified of this game now.
February 3, 2016 at 8:52 pm
todahshy
Ohhhh they voted on there own lol, for some reason I thought his two vote comment earlier meant he forced them to vote.
February 3, 2016 at 8:52 pm
todahshy
Their own. Nothing like hitting post and seeing a glaring grammatical error staring you in the face and there is nothing you can do to stop it.
February 3, 2016 at 8:53 pm
mbnovak
Heh, I read it this way too. Nevermind my comment below.
February 3, 2016 at 8:52 pm
mbnovak
Would he have both seer power and super vote power? That seems a bridge too far, right?
February 3, 2016 at 8:53 pm
todahshy
I think it was just coincidental. Because Abby and KG both made a vote post
February 3, 2016 at 8:55 pm
abbyszoo
Yeah. That.
February 3, 2016 at 8:55 pm
ZG
Just for the sake of argument, No reason really, sir anyone else the group would like to have someone take a stab at? just asking
February 3, 2016 at 8:56 pm
todahshy
I say Stacy.
February 3, 2016 at 8:56 pm
abbyszoo
This is the four minute warning.
February 3, 2016 at 8:56 pm
mbnovak
Someone fairly quiet? Too many of those.
February 3, 2016 at 8:56 pm
ZG
And what of Novak jumping in with DG right away and never wavering? Bad news, that
February 3, 2016 at 8:58 pm
mbnovak
Eh, he claimed seer, and made a definitive observation about the number and person who was a wolf. It made sense, and there was plenty of time to leave without a majority condition if a real seer showed up or he reneged.
February 3, 2016 at 8:59 pm
ZG
Baloney
February 3, 2016 at 8:59 pm
mbnovak
That’s not spelled correctly.
Also, not bologna.
February 3, 2016 at 9:02 pm
ZG
Not when you’re calling bullshit, I think. Will consult Pepper.
February 4, 2016 at 11:47 am
christinapepper
You rang? ZG is correct.
I don’t know how to embed a link, but I’ll paste it in here: http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/baloney
February 3, 2016 at 8:57 pm
spookymilk
Eh, I’ll vote ZG because this is funny enough to see the outcome.
February 3, 2016 at 8:57 pm
xxtdiddyxx
Back in 1989 I had more predictable time.
vote zg with the group
February 3, 2016 at 8:58 pm
baconburgerdogs
so who claimed seer first and who to we most believe?
February 3, 2016 at 8:59 pm
Inkarnit
One minute. Night will be called at 9:01pm. Anything timestamped 9:00pm will count.
February 3, 2016 at 8:59 pm
StacyStace
vote ZG unvote Abby I never really liked that vote much anyways….
ZG seems to be attracting to much attention….
February 3, 2016 at 9:00 pm
todahshy
I hope something terrible is not about to happen to all the ZG voters. Mesa scared.
February 3, 2016 at 9:00 pm
baconburgerdogs
so it looks like vote zg he’s says we are better off without him. and no one contradicts dg?
February 3, 2016 at 9:01 pm
Inkarnit
IT IS NIGHT.
February 3, 2016 at 9:06 pm
Inkarnit
Final Voting Update
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kg2005 voting ZG
spookymilk (1) voting ZG
abbyszoo voting ZG
StacyStace (2) voting ZG
joepunman
mbnovak voting ZG
nettiebarron voting daneekasghost
daneekasghost (1) voting ZG
Colin Prime voting spookymilk
todahshy voting StacyStace
MelissaD voting ZG
ZG (9) voting xxtdiddyxx
bhiggum voting StacyStace
xxtdiddyxx (1) voting ZG
baconburgerdogs voting ZG
Adjusted voting
kg2005 – 0
spookymilk – 1
abbyszoo – 0
StacyStace – 2
joepunman – 0
mbnovak – 0
nettiebarron – 0
daneekasghost – 1
Colin Prime – 0
todahshy – 0
MelissaD – 0
ZG – 10
bhiggum – 0
xxtdiddyxx – 1
baconburgerdogs – 0
February 3, 2016 at 9:07 pm
Inkarnit
Death post coming soon. Waiting on a thing.
“When in doubt, I Sonic Boom!”
Killed ZG
Role: Guile
Alignment: Good
Abilities: Flash Kick – MUST TARGET another player to kill upon death
“What a monstrosity! What kind of poison is gonna take effect?”
Killed mbnovak
Role: F.A.N.G.
Alignment: Evil, member of Shadaloo
Abilities: Can poison a player each night – stopping any night action and reducing their vote strength to zero the following day
February 3, 2016 at 9:17 pm
Inkarnit
If you have a night action, email me. Previous post edited with deaths.