HALL OF CHAMPIONS
SPOOKYMILK SURVIVOR
I: Rachel “The Double-Dealer” Flynn
II: Ryan “The Snake” Fossum
III: Patrick “The Gentleman” Kozicky
IV: Brienne “The Submitter” Maner
V: Rusty “The Porn Star” Greene
VI: Brooks “The Unlikely Hero” Maki
VII: William “The Soulful” Schuth
VIII: Brooks “The Survivor” Maki
IX: Zack “The Ice Cream Man” Sauvageau
X: Pete “The Vacuum Cleaner” Bruzek
Turbo: Brooks “The 1956-1979 Montreal Canadiens” Maki
XI: Matt “The Cold-Hearted Motherf*&^er” Novak
All-Stars (XII): Andy “The Quiet Man” Rustleund
XIII: Sarah “Clarence’s Hope” Bizek
XIV: Dan “The Professional” Kautz
XV: Christina “Assault And” Pepper
XVI: Matt “The First-Time Player” Novak
XVII: Stacy “Saintly Patience” Snell
XVIII: Brian “Checkmate” David
XIX: Annette “Eammon for the Top” Barron
XX: Daniel “Neville “Smash “Hardware” Hardwood” Longbottom” Caouette
XXI: Pete “The Comeback Kid” Bruzek
XXII: Dan “The Even More Professional” Kautz
XXIII: Melissa “Don’t You (Forget About Me)” David
XXIV: Stacy “Fucking” Snell
GODS AND MORTALS
I: Dragging Rivet’s Name Through the Mud One Last Time: Matt Novak (Ultragrandpa) and Michael Rivet (Friph Flipher-Fiph)
II: Bahambo Number 5: Pete “Triple Crown” Bruzek and Michelle “Single Tiara…So Far” Pratt
BIG BROTHER
I: Brooks “Oh, for the Love of God” Maki
II: Michael “#DDB” Rivet
III: Pete “Fortune’s Fool” Bruzek
IV: Erin “All Seven and We’ll Watch Them Fall” Leslie
V: Jake “Littlefinger” Elliott
FALL, CAESAR
2014: Brooks “The Creator” Maki
2015: Matt “The Artist” Novak
2016: Matt “Waited Them Out” Novak
2017: Annette “I Would’ve Voted for You” Barron
THE ROYAL RUMBLE
2013: #21 Greg “The Gallant Glutton of Greatness” Johnson
2014: #29 Jonathon “Big Papa” Pope
2015: #8 Christina “Am I in This?” Pepper
2016: #22 Annette “No Backs Stabbed” Barron
2017: #30 Bernice “The Vulture” Nicaise
2018: #17 Carrie “Solid Gold” Bard
2019: #16 Jake “The Jabroni” Elliott
PLAY WITH THE PROSE
(Writing, non-elimination)
I: Sarah “Centipede Face” Johnson
II: Sarah “The Johnson Eliminator” Wreisner
III: Colin “Lonely Old Moon” Woolston
IV: Melissa “Not Sidebar Material” Diamond
V: Sama “No Family Reunions” Smith
VI: Sarah “Tumor Face” Wreisner
VII: John “Cult Following” Wreisner
VIII: Joshua “Peed the Bed” Longman
VIII: Annette “Oh, Right, That’s Who Won” Barron
WEREWOLF (most recent)
Werewolf Stats Spreadsheet
PUZZLE CHALLENGE
I (Pure): Matthew “The Obsessor” Gilman
I (Power): Kelly “The Novak-Destroyer” Wells
DIPLOMACY
I: Matt “Exploiter of Worlds” Novak (France)
Casa de Leche 
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May 6, 2015 at 8:16 am
nettiebarron
Well, hell.
May 6, 2015 at 8:29 am
mbnovak
I’ll echo this sentiment. At least KG wasn’t really on my radar.
May 6, 2015 at 8:30 am
mbnovak
My availability today will end at about 3, so if you want something from me before then, let me know.
May 6, 2015 at 8:57 am
todahshy
Poor kg, doomed to be a vanillager for all eternity.
I’m surprised I’m still alive. I had google chat all queued up to flip out on Kelly about how I’ll never make it to Day 3 as a villager.
Seriously, I think I’ve been night 2 killed by wolves almost every time I am vanillager.
May 6, 2015 at 9:28 am
MelissaDiamondPhillips
What your saying is, then, that you’re a wolf. Right between the lines, there. “Everyone, I don’t survive this long as a villager. EVER. This has never happened, people. It is not a thing for me to survive as a villager. I’d have to be a wolf!”
May 6, 2015 at 9:35 am
todahshy
This was all intentionally written as a play off of what I said last time that made Kelly think I was a wolf.
May 6, 2015 at 8:58 am
todahshy
So we kill Novak today and Annette tomorrow right?
May 6, 2015 at 9:00 am
mbnovak
Well, I’m not the wolf, so killing me today is a very bad idea.
May 6, 2015 at 9:01 am
nettiebarron
What about Colin? Sure, he has a legitimate excuse (moving) to be absent, but also a great way to hide.
May 6, 2015 at 9:01 am
todahshy
Day 1 seemed VERY villager Colin to me.
May 6, 2015 at 9:04 am
mbnovak
I’d agree that he feels villagery, but Annette is also right about the hiding being a good option – especially for someone in as dire a situation as faced the wolves after Swingtack’s outing.
May 6, 2015 at 9:57 am
Colin Prime
Right… But… Really?
Two days in a row her opener is “hey guys, what about colin?”
This still feels like a wolf going for an easy target, and it seems off the way she’s bringing it to the table, like she knows I’m a villager but also knows she has a legit reason for going after me.
May 6, 2015 at 10:04 am
todahshy
I can see Annette being the wolf. I had to force her to pick a target yesterday and she picked KG. No one was on board and now he’s dead AND she immediately has an easy new target to make her fit in with the village first thing today.
May 6, 2015 at 10:08 am
nettiebarron
You’re awfully defensive, Colin. All I said was what about Colin. There’s only five of us left.
May 6, 2015 at 10:19 am
Colin Prime
I don’t see how I’m being awfully defensive, but fine. Yes there are only five of us, but it seems fairly clear to me that you’re picking the easiest target and locking in.
May 6, 2015 at 10:28 am
nettiebarron
I’m hunting.
May 6, 2015 at 9:10 am
mbnovak
I can’t decide if everyone is a wolf, or no one is…
Colin – Seemed villagery, absence is good for hiding but not good for pushing candidates, and I think he’d be a little quicker to put down a vote last night without explanation if he were a wolf.
Annette – I saw wolf all over her to start, just reacting without substance on day one (not a big thing), and the fact that swingtack didn’t lock anyone in on her (again, not a big thing). But yesterday as the day went on, I thought she looked more villagery, except for her comment about why she voted Will being awkward. And I think her not-pressing approach would have been very challenging for her as a relatively new player if she is the wolf.
Melissa – Largely absent. That’s a bit unusual, but nothing suggesting wolf yet to me. I’d keep an eye here, and want more from her.
Todahshy – Seems very conclusory in his statements. I think he would have voted DG yesterday instead of me, if he were the wolf, to try to keep me alive as a target. He switched ultimately, and he was among the “ok, let’s vote off Will” people when it became a necessity. Also, he totally would have night killed KG.
Me – Well I pushed pretty hard for Brooks, but that’s totally on him. You all saw the way he was playing!
May 6, 2015 at 9:54 am
nettiebarron
I just can’t make up my mind about you. You managed to convince me you’re a villager yesterday and that we needed to take out DG; but, yeah, he helped. But I am a proven horrible wolf hunter. Notice how wolves never kill me?
May 6, 2015 at 9:26 am
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Huh. Well.
Vote Novak
May 6, 2015 at 9:29 am
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Actually, no.
Unvote Novak
Vote Todashy
May 6, 2015 at 9:42 am
todahshy
I think you need to go reread my game and let me know how there is anyway I am not king of the villagers this time.
May 6, 2015 at 9:52 am
mbnovak
I’m pretty sure Inkarnit was king of the villagers this time.
May 6, 2015 at 9:54 am
todahshy
I’m sorry I don’t have a role to claim…
May 6, 2015 at 10:00 am
MelissaDiamondPhillips
You’re not king of the villagers because *I* am.
Also, I’m still squinty-eyeing you for your comments on Inkarnit.
With that said…
I was leaning towards Novak, but when I look at his game, there’s lots of solid wolf hunting going on. Well, semi-solid since he had the wrong wolf last time. I want to say he’s a wolf because he’s so gung-ho about his wolf-hunting, but that seems like a strange form of logic. Will did put a vote on Novak on Day 1, which could be a wolf strategy of the two wolves distancing themselves from each other by voting for each other at least once.
Part of me also wants to pinpoint Annette just because she’s so damned quiet. I feel like she doesn’t want to do anything that will point her out as a wolf. I know that she’s pretty ginger about how she handles this game, and so it makes sense she’d remain quieter than she typically is in order to not implicate herself. She’s doing the wolfy pleading of the 5th.
You have been a pretty avid wolf-hunter, too, when I look back at it. You’ve pinpointed Novak from the start and then moved to the completely wrong people after having Novak convince you off it. So…hm. Maybe I’m back to Novak.
Unvote Todahshy
Vote Novak
May 6, 2015 at 10:02 am
todahshy
I intentionally moved off Novak yesterday because I did not want to get locked in on one target and not fish out stuff on other people as well just in case my hunch was wrong on Matt.
May 6, 2015 at 10:04 am
nettiebarron
I’m quiet?
May 6, 2015 at 9:51 am
Colin Prime
Is your reasoning here based off of his earlier post?
May 6, 2015 at 10:00 am
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Crap.
Unvote Todahshy
Vote Novak
May 6, 2015 at 10:01 am
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Wait! I didn’t hit reply on this!
May 6, 2015 at 10:01 am
MelissaDiamondPhillips
UNVOTE TODASHY
VOTE NOVAK
May 6, 2015 at 10:05 am
Colin Prime
Everybody ok?
May 6, 2015 at 10:01 am
MelissaDiamondPhillips
I’m terrible at Internet-ing.
May 6, 2015 at 10:11 am
Colin Prime
It’s ok, Novak is terrible at everyth-ing
May 6, 2015 at 10:11 am
mbnovak
SIDEBAR, BABY!
May 6, 2015 at 10:08 am
mbnovak
I’m going back to my gut, bolstered by Toady’s observation that Annette didn’t want to pick last night. There were two villagers on the table, the best situation for a wolf. She stayed out of that fray for as long as she could. That’s a good point.
Vote Annette
May 6, 2015 at 10:11 am
todahshy
That wasn’t even my point, but I like it as well!
May 6, 2015 at 10:15 am
mbnovak
Well right, it couldn’t have been, since you don’t have the certainty that there were two villagers there like I do, but to me it makes even more sense, since (eh? eh?) I know now that Brooks was also a villager.
May 6, 2015 at 10:17 am
todahshy
Brooks last night pointed out she wasn’t picking a side.
I was referring to earlier in the day where I had to pull teeth to get her to pick some sort of a target to vote for.
May 6, 2015 at 10:22 am
nettiebarron
This is a definite exaggeration. If you mean by “pulling teeth” you just asked me.
May 6, 2015 at 10:25 am
todahshy
That is pulling teeth! We are trying to hunt wolves here, we should be free and open with our hunting. Last game Brooks and Kelly retrained the village on this and did you see how amazing the results were? We need to keep up the momentum as a village.
May 6, 2015 at 10:15 am
MelissaDiamondPhillips
I thought you wanted to kill Novak tonight and Annette tomorrow?
Though that initial plan does imply you weren’t100% sure on Novak being a wolf.
OR it implies that you are a wolf and know that killing Novak will reliably lead to us still being around tomorrow to lynch someone else.
May 6, 2015 at 10:18 am
mbnovak
I think it was just a funny way of listing his targets.
May 6, 2015 at 10:19 am
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Apparently I’m not on board with any of Todahshy’s humor this morning.
May 6, 2015 at 10:20 am
Colin Prime
It’s ok, only Toadashy is on board with Toadashy’s humor.
May 6, 2015 at 10:21 am
mbnovak
At least, I assume that was humor. That would be a pretty awful wolf gaffe…
May 6, 2015 at 10:26 am
todahshy
Not really humor, more of references to previous werewolves games where at this point in the game people have said things like that.
May 6, 2015 at 10:28 am
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Though it does somewhat lead to exonerating you, Novak. If you were a wolf, I can imagine you’d take my inability to “get” Todahshy’s humor as a good time to continue pushing me to suspect him. You keep trying to exonerate him, though. Hm.
May 6, 2015 at 10:31 am
Colin Prime
I feel pretty strongly about an Annette vote at this point. So far her contributions have been only when necessary and toward whoever is an easy target at the moment.
also the initial day there were three votes on her for over 40 minutes with no response… She’s not responding to the heat put on her, only showing up to try to enhance any suspicion that is already there. Plus her voting yesterday.
May 6, 2015 at 10:44 am
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Yeah. Novak is coming off remarkably villager-y. Todahshy appears to be fine based on other analyses, even if my own perception of him is to see some wolfiness. I have nothing on you, Colin. I feel nothing but villager from you.
May 6, 2015 at 10:46 am
todahshy
Here’s my list:
1) Annette – She has overtaken Novak in my mind based on the events of the day so far.
2) Novak – If he is in final 3, don’t let him win even if he is a villager 😛
3) Colin – he’s pulled this last wolf scam before. He’s actually making big gains on Novak in my mind into the number 2 slot but we shall see.
4) Melissa – still not seeing anything other than villager here.
May 6, 2015 at 11:36 am
Colin Prime
I’d be remiss not to point out the TDO syndrome; “colin has been a wolf before so he’s probably a wolf again.”
Aside from that logic, I can’t think of any reason why I’d be climbing on your list.
May 6, 2015 at 11:47 am
mbnovak
See, right now Colin and Todahshy are about even on my list, in second place, behind Annette. Todahshy seems to be doing more wolf hunting, but that also leads to him painting more targets, which comes off as wolfy sometimes.
May 6, 2015 at 11:38 am
Colin Prime
I have a few meetings, and an oil change to get to, and will check in in a couple hours.
May 6, 2015 at 11:50 am
nettiebarron
Sorry, surprise meeting at work. I’m back now and really surprised as to how I moved up everyone’s suspect list based on my actions today? I’m just trying to find the wolf. If you focus on me, you’re missing him. However, if you’re really sure it’s me, it only takes three and then you can get another day in and get the real wolf.
May 6, 2015 at 1:47 pm
nettiebarron
Vote Novak I have yet another meeting in a few minutes and no idea how long it will last. I’m not 100% on Novak being a wolf, but . . . I guess he’s at the top of my list.
May 6, 2015 at 2:08 pm
todahshy
vote colin
let’s see what this does.
May 6, 2015 at 2:11 pm
spookymilk
Turbo Werewolf at, say, 9:30 tonight, anyone? Dead, you can answer.
May 6, 2015 at 2:13 pm
Inkarnit
Definitely.
May 6, 2015 at 2:35 pm
mbnovak
Won’t work for me. But I’ll read the thread tomorrow…
May 6, 2015 at 3:04 pm
nettiebarron
Yes!
May 6, 2015 at 3:15 pm
daneekasghost
That’s right in the middle of the little one’s bedtime routine. I’ll be around later, probably.
May 6, 2015 at 3:27 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Okay! Just GChat or text me or I’ll otherwise forget.
May 6, 2015 at 2:20 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Unvote Novak
Vote Annette
That sly, wolfy Novak has convinced me he’s not wolfy at all. So me changing my vote here is either brilliant for me…or, probably, for him.
May 6, 2015 at 2:37 pm
mbnovak
It’s not brilliant at all, if Annette isn’t the wolf. Sparing me has no upside if we’re not getting the wolf. I mean, I’m flattered and all, but please don’t vote Annette just because you don’t think I’m the wolf. Vote for Annette if you think she is.
May 6, 2015 at 3:06 pm
nettiebarron
She isn’t, by the way. She’s a villager.
May 6, 2015 at 3:28 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
By process of elimination, my not thinking YOU’RE the wolf basically means that Annette is. I am not even considering Colin as I really don’t think he’s a wolf.
May 6, 2015 at 2:32 pm
spookymilk
Sure, I could be bothered to update voting.
.
.
Colin Prime 1
mbnovak 1
MelissaD voting for nettiebarron
nettiebarron 1 voting for mbnovak
todahshy voting for Colin
Six and a half hours. Three’s a majority.
May 6, 2015 at 2:35 pm
mbnovak
I’m also voting nettiebarron.
May 6, 2015 at 2:51 pm
mbnovak
Alright, I’m AFK for… maybe the night, possible I’ll pop in for a bit here or there.
May 6, 2015 at 4:12 pm
Colin Prime
My oil change turned into 3.5 hours at the dealership – which means I got to go see the new avengers movie, but also that I’ve put off all my work today. I need to get back to it. I feel good about Annette still.
Vote Annette
May 6, 2015 at 4:15 pm
spookymilk
nettiebarron has been hauled off to jail.
.
.
Colin Prime 1 voting for nettiebarron
mbnovak 1 voting for nettiebarron
MelissaD voting for nettiebarron
nettiebarron 3 voting for mbnovak
todahshy voting for Colin
That means the Turbo will probably be able to start much earlier.
May 6, 2015 at 4:18 pm
spookymilk
Writing flavor text. On the hour, I’ll write either that the game is over or we’re going into another day tomorrow. You can talk until then, if you feel the need.
May 6, 2015 at 5:02 pm
spookymilk
The Master stalked his prey, entering the cells for the first time in years; Swingtack had always done his dirty work. He entered a cell with Richard’s wife – now just a pair of legs and feet. He braced for her attack.
The legs were motionless. He’d already consumed her heart, and she wasn’t coming back. The Master camped in the room, waiting for the rest of the poor souls to pass by.
The Dread Pirate(day one, Swingtack, disappeared)Inkarnit(night one, half-blind seer, eaten)daneekasghost(day two, villager, despondent over loss)kg2005(night two, villager, wanted more)nettiebarron(day three, villager, already gone)Colin Prime
mbnovak
MelissaD
todahshy
Wolf, your turn. We finish tomorrow.
May 6, 2015 at 7:53 pm
Inkarnit
So did we have enough people to do a Turbo tonight? Are people outside the game even seeing the comments about it?