HALL OF CHAMPIONS
SPOOKYMILK SURVIVOR
I: Rachel “The Double-Dealer” Flynn
II: Ryan “The Snake” Fossum
III: Patrick “The Gentleman” Kozicky
IV: Brienne “The Submitter” Maner
V: Rusty “The Porn Star” Greene
VI: Brooks “The Unlikely Hero” Maki
VII: William “The Soulful” Schuth
VIII: Brooks “The Survivor” Maki
IX: Zack “The Ice Cream Man” Sauvageau
X: Pete “The Vacuum Cleaner” Bruzek
Turbo: Brooks “The 1956-1979 Montreal Canadiens” Maki
XI: Matt “The Cold-Hearted Motherf*&^er” Novak
All-Stars (XII): Andy “The Quiet Man” Rustleund
XIII: Sarah “Clarence’s Hope” Bizek
XIV: Dan “The Professional” Kautz
XV: Christina “Assault And” Pepper
XVI: Matt “The First-Time Player” Novak
XVII: Stacy “Saintly Patience” Snell
XVIII: Brian “Checkmate” David
XIX: Annette “Eammon for the Top” Barron
XX: Daniel “Neville “Smash “Hardware” Hardwood” Longbottom” Caouette
XXI: Pete “The Comeback Kid” Bruzek
XXII: Dan “The Even More Professional” Kautz
XXIII: Melissa “Don’t You (Forget About Me)” David
XXIV: Stacy “Fucking” Snell
GODS AND MORTALS
I: Dragging Rivet’s Name Through the Mud One Last Time: Matt Novak (Ultragrandpa) and Michael Rivet (Friph Flipher-Fiph)
II: Bahambo Number 5: Pete “Triple Crown” Bruzek and Michelle “Single Tiara…So Far” Pratt
BIG BROTHER
I: Brooks “Oh, for the Love of God” Maki
II: Michael “#DDB” Rivet
III: Pete “Fortune’s Fool” Bruzek
IV: Erin “All Seven and We’ll Watch Them Fall” Leslie
V: Jake “Littlefinger” Elliott
FALL, CAESAR
2014: Brooks “The Creator” Maki
2015: Matt “The Artist” Novak
2016: Matt “Waited Them Out” Novak
2017: Annette “I Would’ve Voted for You” Barron
THE ROYAL RUMBLE
2013: #21 Greg “The Gallant Glutton of Greatness” Johnson
2014: #29 Jonathon “Big Papa” Pope
2015: #8 Christina “Am I in This?” Pepper
2016: #22 Annette “No Backs Stabbed” Barron
2017: #30 Bernice “The Vulture” Nicaise
2018: #17 Carrie “Solid Gold” Bard
2019: #16 Jake “The Jabroni” Elliott
PLAY WITH THE PROSE
(Writing, non-elimination)
I: Sarah “Centipede Face” Johnson
II: Sarah “The Johnson Eliminator” Wreisner
III: Colin “Lonely Old Moon” Woolston
IV: Melissa “Not Sidebar Material” Diamond
V: Sama “No Family Reunions” Smith
VI: Sarah “Tumor Face” Wreisner
VII: John “Cult Following” Wreisner
VIII: Joshua “Peed the Bed” Longman
VIII: Annette “Oh, Right, That’s Who Won” Barron
WEREWOLF (most recent)
Werewolf Stats Spreadsheet
PUZZLE CHALLENGE
I (Pure): Matthew “The Obsessor” Gilman
I (Power): Kelly “The Novak-Destroyer” Wells
DIPLOMACY
I: Matt “Exploiter of Worlds” Novak (France)
Casa de Leche 
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July 30, 2015 at 8:30 pm
Inkarnit
Um. First?
July 30, 2015 at 8:36 pm
nettiebarron
Me!
July 30, 2015 at 8:36 pm
Inkarnit
Dammit there goes automatic vict…oh wait no it doesn’t.
July 30, 2015 at 8:36 pm
Inkarnit
If it’s just me, do I win?
July 30, 2015 at 8:50 pm
kg2005
I’m here. This doesn’t look like a terribly large game.
July 30, 2015 at 8:51 pm
Inkarnit
VOTE ANNETTE
July 30, 2015 at 8:57 pm
spookymilk
Hmm. Suddenly things aren’t looking so good. I’ll keep this open and wait for more, I guess?
July 30, 2015 at 9:02 pm
sherrymac1031
Umm then we have to vote u lol
July 30, 2015 at 9:05 pm
kg2005
Vote todahshy
July 30, 2015 at 9:08 pm
Inkarnit
It’s gotta work sometime right?
July 30, 2015 at 9:08 pm
Inkarnit
Suddenly… Wolves!
July 30, 2015 at 9:21 pm
daneekasghost
DISCLAIMER – my sudden appearance had nothing to do with this comment.
July 30, 2015 at 9:22 pm
Inkarnit
I was literally typing just that lol
July 30, 2015 at 9:10 pm
daneekasghost
soy aqui. although bath and bed time looms, so it’ll be a little while until I’m truly ready for turbo.
July 30, 2015 at 9:22 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
I’m ready now!!!
July 30, 2015 at 9:34 pm
rockitlikeroxanne
Still need people?
July 30, 2015 at 9:35 pm
Inkarnit
VOTE ROXANNE
July 30, 2015 at 9:36 pm
daneekasghost
Bath time. I’ll try to check in throughout.
July 30, 2015 at 9:37 pm
sherrymac1031
That’s my line
VOTE ROXANNE
July 30, 2015 at 9:37 pm
rockitlikeroxanne
This is already super hostile!
July 30, 2015 at 9:39 pm
Inkarnit
So wolfy
July 30, 2015 at 9:38 pm
mbnovak
I can kind of play. On the iPad which will make it tougher.
July 30, 2015 at 9:39 pm
Inkarnit
Yeah I’m on phone myself.
July 30, 2015 at 9:57 pm
mbnovak
Eh, at this point, I’m out. Sorry all.
July 30, 2015 at 10:05 pm
spookymilk
Ugh, been without internet for about an hour.
Is this realistic?
July 30, 2015 at 10:06 pm
Inkarnit
No. A world without internet isn’t real.
July 30, 2015 at 10:11 pm
daneekasghost
Here for reals.
July 30, 2015 at 10:18 pm
spookymilk
dg, kg, Inkarnit, nettiebarron, Melissa, roxanne, sherry? We can do a one-wolf, no-seer game if all seven of you are here.
July 30, 2015 at 10:21 pm
daneekasghost
one.
July 30, 2015 at 10:22 pm
Inkarnit
two
July 30, 2015 at 10:23 pm
rockitlikeroxanne
Three
July 30, 2015 at 10:31 pm
nettiebarron
Four
July 30, 2015 at 10:32 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
…five?
July 30, 2015 at 10:33 pm
kg2005
six.
July 30, 2015 at 10:38 pm
daneekasghost
If we have 6+spooky we could use the google sheet to run a mod-less game of 7.
July 30, 2015 at 10:39 pm
Inkarnit
Except I have no computer. Laying down with baby.
July 30, 2015 at 10:40 pm
daneekasghost
fair point. I guess we hope sherry reappears.
July 30, 2015 at 10:50 pm
sherrymac1031
Sorry I’m here just had to take dog out for a walk
July 30, 2015 at 10:56 pm
daneekasghost
You’ve reappeared! I’ve never been so happy to see you. (granted – I haven’t known you that long)
July 30, 2015 at 10:40 pm
spookymilk
Who’s missing? Sherry. Okay. Do we have a seventh?
July 30, 2015 at 10:41 pm
Inkarnit
Working on it. Text sent.
July 30, 2015 at 10:47 pm
spookymilk
Inkarnit has an email out for a possible seventh. Hoping we can get it.
July 30, 2015 at 10:51 pm
sherrymac1031
I’m here
July 30, 2015 at 10:52 pm
Inkarnit
Woooo
July 30, 2015 at 10:51 pm
spookymilk
That’s seven. We will start on the hour.
I will, in the next few minutes, email the wolf. If you don’t get an email, you aren’t the wolf. Wolf, please email me back to let me know you saw it.
July 30, 2015 at 10:52 pm
sherrymac1031
I have no life this weekend gave this damn horrible virus to my husband oops so will be home all weekend now I have to clean the house again dn germs
July 30, 2015 at 10:56 pm
spookymilk
Screw it, let’s get started.
IT IS DAY.
NIGHT will be called at 16 after the hour. Timestamping applies.
July 30, 2015 at 10:57 pm
sherrymac1031
Just for the heck of it
VOTE ROXANNE
July 30, 2015 at 10:59 pm
Inkarnit
Grudge vote? So wolfy.
July 30, 2015 at 10:57 pm
Inkarnit
Woooo
VOTE MELISSA
because she wants to go to bed
July 30, 2015 at 10:59 pm
daneekasghost
vote nettiebarron because she has shown time and time again that maybe something will come from putting a vote on her. Or maybe not. What do you want from me? this is turbo..
July 30, 2015 at 10:59 pm
sherrymac1031
Ok that seems fair
UNVOTE ROXANNE
VOTE MELISSA
July 30, 2015 at 11:00 pm
Inkarnit
Bandwagon first thing! After a grudge vote!
July 30, 2015 at 11:00 pm
daneekasghost
unvote: nettiebarron – she convinced me.
vote: melissa because she didn’t play the last game.
July 30, 2015 at 11:01 pm
daneekasghost
unvote: melissa that’s a lot of votes.
July 30, 2015 at 11:01 pm
Inkarnit
Almost got majority in 5 minutes. Impressive.
July 30, 2015 at 11:01 pm
nettiebarron
Vote DG Everyone knows why.
July 30, 2015 at 11:02 pm
daneekasghost
The eyebrows.
July 30, 2015 at 11:02 pm
Inkarnit
Doesn’t count unless bold or caps cheater.
July 30, 2015 at 11:03 pm
daneekasghost
DG is in caps.
July 30, 2015 at 11:01 pm
daneekasghost
vote: kg because he’s the first player that comes to mind as someone who is playing this game.
Right? is kg playing?
July 30, 2015 at 11:03 pm
Inkarnit
KG is indeed
July 30, 2015 at 11:03 pm
daneekasghost
no worries, I’m off him now.
July 30, 2015 at 11:02 pm
sherrymac1031
Again where is Roxanne? I know the kids are asleep by now.
July 30, 2015 at 11:02 pm
nettiebarron
Vote DG damnit
July 30, 2015 at 11:04 pm
daneekasghost
I will do no such thing.
July 30, 2015 at 11:04 pm
nettiebarron
DO IT!
July 30, 2015 at 11:05 pm
daneekasghost
Never!
July 30, 2015 at 11:02 pm
daneekasghost
unvote: kg – vote: bhiggum
Sometimes you just feel like killing bhiggum, you know?
July 30, 2015 at 11:03 pm
Inkarnit
UNVOTE MELISSA
VOTE DG
He’s trying to start a meat wagon on Bret
July 30, 2015 at 11:04 pm
daneekasghost
But killing bhiggum is so much fun. Join me!
July 30, 2015 at 11:03 pm
sherrymac1031
But if it isn’t Melissa and Roxanne doesn’t show up next daytime I’m seriously sticking with ROXANNE she laid low last time. Is there more then one wolves this game or just one since it’s turbo?
July 30, 2015 at 11:04 pm
Inkarnit
Just 1.
July 30, 2015 at 11:05 pm
Inkarnit
UNVOTE DG
VOTE BHIGS
DG was convincing
July 30, 2015 at 11:05 pm
daneekasghost
excellent.
*waggles eyebrows*
July 30, 2015 at 11:05 pm
rockitlikeroxanne
Vote Sherry because reasons
July 30, 2015 at 11:05 pm
Inkarnit
Approve
July 30, 2015 at 11:07 pm
sherrymac1031
Aww ROXANNE is back yeah ok so ROXANNE you were like a awesome wolf last time you had me confused so sorry for teasing u this game
July 30, 2015 at 11:05 pm
nettiebarron
Unvote DG; Vote Inkarnit Obviously.
July 30, 2015 at 11:06 pm
daneekasghost
ooh, reasons!
unvote – bhiggum – vote: sherry
July 30, 2015 at 11:06 pm
Inkarnit
Where’s Melissa and KG?
July 30, 2015 at 11:07 pm
daneekasghost
You know inkarnit isn’t even voting for someone who is playing this game. That seems fishy to me.
July 30, 2015 at 11:07 pm
Inkarnit
Lol
July 30, 2015 at 11:07 pm
spookymilk
HALFWAY THERE
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daneekasghost voting for sherry
Inkarnit 1
rockitlikeroxanne voting for sherry
nettiebarron voting for Inkarnit
melissad 1
kg2005
sherrymac 2 voting for MelissaD
Wooooooooooooo
July 30, 2015 at 11:07 pm
nettiebarron
Unvote Inkarnit; Vote Melissa
July 30, 2015 at 11:08 pm
Inkarnit
VOTE NETTIE
No justification at all for that Melissa vote!
July 30, 2015 at 11:09 pm
nettiebarron
But I’m not a wolf!
July 30, 2015 at 11:08 pm
sherrymac1031
Ugh how do u guys do this so quick I’m over here still stuck in the last game so Melissa or ….
July 30, 2015 at 11:10 pm
daneekasghost
It’s turbo. There is no time for thinking! (OK there is time for thinking, but we choose not to use it).
July 30, 2015 at 11:09 pm
daneekasghost
Guys I figured it out!
unvote: sherry – vote: nettiebarron
It’s Annette!
July 30, 2015 at 11:09 pm
Inkarnit
She says she’s not a wolf though. Pretty convincingly
July 30, 2015 at 11:10 pm
daneekasghost
With an exclamation point even. Hmm.
July 30, 2015 at 11:10 pm
nettiebarron
Uh uh, you didn’t it!
July 30, 2015 at 11:11 pm
daneekasghost
But you were a wolf earlier today, so I just assumed….
July 30, 2015 at 11:11 pm
Inkarnit
UNVOTE ANNETTE
VOTE MELISSA
too quiet. Like a wolf. Where’s KG?
July 30, 2015 at 11:11 pm
nettiebarron
Unvote Melissa; Vote Roxanne howwwwwl, Roxy
July 30, 2015 at 11:12 pm
Inkarnit
She’s even howling!
July 30, 2015 at 11:11 pm
rockitlikeroxanne
unvote Sherry vote inkarnit
Because his avatar is a wolf, he didn’t even bother with a mask
July 30, 2015 at 11:12 pm
nettiebarron
That seems logical.
July 30, 2015 at 11:12 pm
Inkarnit
UNVOTE MELISSA
VOTE ROXANNE
Lane logic!
July 30, 2015 at 11:13 pm
daneekasghost
revemge vote!
July 30, 2015 at 11:13 pm
Inkarnit
Oh yeah. Crap.
July 30, 2015 at 11:13 pm
sherrymac1031
UNVOTE MELISSA
VOTE INKARNET
July 30, 2015 at 11:14 pm
Inkarnit
Misspelled. Doesn’t count
July 30, 2015 at 11:14 pm
spookymilk
TWO MINUTES
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daneekasghost voting for nettiebarron
Inkarnit 2 voting for roxanne
kg2005
melissad
nettiebarron 1 voting for roxanne
rockitlikeroxanne 2 voting for Inkarnit
sherrymac voting for Inkarnit
July 30, 2015 at 11:14 pm
sherrymac1031
UNVOTE INKARNET
VOTE ROXANNE
July 30, 2015 at 11:14 pm
nettiebarron
Unvote Roxanne, Vote Inkarnit Cause he’s too lazy to bold
July 30, 2015 at 11:15 pm
Inkarnit
UNVOTE ROXANNE
VOTE ANNETTE
Totally got it
July 30, 2015 at 11:15 pm
daneekasghost
Sure, let’s do that.
unvote: nettiebarron – vote: inkarnit
July 30, 2015 at 11:15 pm
Inkarnit
Bad idea.
July 30, 2015 at 11:16 pm
daneekasghost
eh, aren’t they all?
July 30, 2015 at 11:15 pm
kg2005
Vote Roxane
WOAH YOU STARTED
July 30, 2015 at 11:16 pm
kg2005
If you were wondering, yes, this is a revenge vote.
July 30, 2015 at 11:17 pm
rockitlikeroxanne
How is this revenge! I never voted for you!
July 30, 2015 at 11:18 pm
Inkarnit
Previous game revenge lol
July 30, 2015 at 11:18 pm
kg2005
Revenge for kicking my butt in normal werewolf this week!
July 30, 2015 at 11:20 pm
rockitlikeroxanne
I was going to say I never even voted for you in the last game haha that’s funny.
July 30, 2015 at 11:15 pm
nettiebarron
Unvote Roxanne; Vote Inkarnit Cause he’s too lazy to bold.
July 30, 2015 at 11:16 pm
daneekasghost
This is a wonderful sequence of votes.
July 30, 2015 at 11:16 pm
Inkarnit
UNVOTE ANNETTE
VOTE ROXANNE
srsly not me
July 30, 2015 at 11:16 pm
sherrymac1031
UNVOTE ROXANNE
VOTE INKARNIT
July 30, 2015 at 11:17 pm
Inkarnit
Bandwagon. Wolf!
July 31, 2015 at 11:50 am
Inkarnit
Hey look. I called it on day 1.
July 30, 2015 at 11:17 pm
spookymilk
IT IS NIGHT
But timestamping
July 30, 2015 at 11:18 pm
Inkarnit
UNVOTE INKARNIT
July 30, 2015 at 11:19 pm
spookymilk
FINAL VOTING
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daneekasghost voting for Inkarnit
Inkarnit 4 voting for roxanne
kg2005 voting for roxanne
melissad
nettiebarron voting for Inkarnit
rockitlikeroxanne 2 voting for Inkarnit
sherrymac voting for Inkarnit
Inkarnit is dead. Everyone rejoiced, but he was a villager. Still, let’s not ignore all the rejoicing.
Wolf, I’m going to force Melissa as the night-kill because she clearly went to bed or passed out, or both.
DAY will start at :22, because why not?
July 30, 2015 at 11:21 pm
Inkarnit
***DEAD***
I guess Melissa isn’t the wolf after all. Huh.
***DEAD***
July 30, 2015 at 11:22 pm
daneekasghost
Brilliant Idead – turbo werewolf with no night kills. twice as many days of ridiculousness.
July 30, 2015 at 11:23 pm
spookymilk
Pretty good idea, that. Though at that point I’d rather just play a one-night game of Survivor with no challenges.
July 30, 2015 at 11:24 pm
daneekasghost
Did I say brilliant? I meant half-drunk.
July 30, 2015 at 11:22 pm
spookymilk
DAY TWO
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Inkarnit(day one, woooooooo)melissad(night one, soaked in vodka)daneekasghost
kg2005
nettiebarron
rockitlikeroxanne
sherrymac
IT IS DAY
July 30, 2015 at 11:22 pm
daneekasghost
Guys. I’m the wolf
July 30, 2015 at 11:23 pm
daneekasghost
hunter that you need to help you solve this.
July 30, 2015 at 11:23 pm
daneekasghost
accidentally hit enter there. oops.
July 31, 2015 at 12:51 pm
nibbish
This is still one of my favorite things in this site.
July 30, 2015 at 11:23 pm
kg2005
Inkarnit would read into a comment like this. I’m going to conveniently ignore it.
July 30, 2015 at 11:26 pm
daneekasghost
fair.
July 30, 2015 at 11:23 pm
nettiebarron
You always are.
July 30, 2015 at 11:23 pm
kg2005
I’m installing Windows 10 on my home laptop. The screen now says “Taking care of a few things”. That sounds ominous.
Vote Novak
July 30, 2015 at 11:24 pm
spookymilk
Is the paper clip guy waffling his eyebrows at you? I don’t trust that motherfucker.
July 30, 2015 at 11:25 pm
kg2005
So far no Clippy. I’ll keep an eye out.
July 30, 2015 at 11:24 pm
daneekasghost
vote: novak yes. this feels right.
July 30, 2015 at 11:24 pm
nettiebarron
Vote KG because I forgot he was playing.
July 30, 2015 at 11:24 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
***dead***
Fuck you guys for not telling me this started. It’s 2 fucking hours later.
And vodka wasn’t involved.
***dead***
July 30, 2015 at 11:25 pm
daneekasghost
This is great comedic timing.
July 30, 2015 at 11:26 pm
kg2005
Unfortunately all other aspects of her timing were pretty poor.
July 30, 2015 at 11:26 pm
spookymilk
It was announced here AND in the chat window where we were talking about the game nonstop…
July 30, 2015 at 11:25 pm
sherrymac1031
Ok I’m going to try and no bandwagon Nettie seems to obvious of a choice this game
July 30, 2015 at 11:26 pm
sherrymac1031
*not
July 30, 2015 at 11:26 pm
nettiebarron
She really really doesn’t.
July 30, 2015 at 11:25 pm
rockitlikeroxanne
vote kg
Because I never knew what it felt like to vote him….
July 30, 2015 at 11:26 pm
sherrymac1031
Where is kg
July 30, 2015 at 11:27 pm
kg2005
More importantly, WHO is kg?
July 30, 2015 at 11:27 pm
nettiebarron
Right?
July 30, 2015 at 11:29 pm
daneekasghost
Why is kg?
July 30, 2015 at 11:26 pm
kg2005
Unvote Novak
You know what? Nah.
Vote Novak
July 30, 2015 at 11:27 pm
daneekasghost
right? One more and we’ve got a majority. If the mod gets to night-kill people, the village should get to kill novak.
July 30, 2015 at 11:27 pm
spookymilk
THREE IS A MAJORITY
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daneekasghost
kg2005 2
nettiebarron voting for kg2005
rockitlikeroxanne voting for kg2005
sherrymac
Night is at :42
July 30, 2015 at 11:28 pm
sherrymac1031
Last game kg was very talkative so this game he is quiet that could be wolfy
July 30, 2015 at 11:29 pm
kg2005
Yeah, he doesn’t seem to be doing much wolf hunting either.
July 30, 2015 at 11:30 pm
nettiebarron
Let’s get him!
July 30, 2015 at 11:30 pm
daneekasghost
he hasn’t found a single wolf!
July 30, 2015 at 11:28 pm
nettiebarron
Unvote KG; Vote Sherry Because she’s picking on me.
July 30, 2015 at 11:30 pm
daneekasghost
I am not a villager
July 30, 2015 at 11:31 pm
daneekasghost
that will sit idly by and let us miss this chance to lynch novak. One more vote!
July 30, 2015 at 11:31 pm
nettiebarron
Unvote Sherry; Vote DG He SAID he was the wolf.
July 30, 2015 at 11:31 pm
daneekasghost
hunter.
July 30, 2015 at 11:32 pm
nettiebarron
Nothing gets by ME!
July 30, 2015 at 11:31 pm
kg2005
You know what no one ever asks?
How is kg. I’m fine, thanks.
July 30, 2015 at 11:32 pm
daneekasghost
so quiet though.
July 30, 2015 at 11:32 pm
sherrymac1031
I wasn’t picking on u kg I just asked where u were
July 30, 2015 at 11:33 pm
kg2005
Oh, I’m in my home office.
July 30, 2015 at 11:34 pm
nettiebarron
And how are you??
July 30, 2015 at 11:35 pm
kg2005
I’ve got some chest pains after dealing with a cold all week. Plus some sinus congestion and a cough.
July 30, 2015 at 11:38 pm
sherrymac1031
Oh no go to the doctor now I had ear infection and sinus infection
July 30, 2015 at 11:33 pm
daneekasghost
Fine.
unvote: novak – vote: roxanne
she didn’t vote novak.
July 30, 2015 at 11:33 pm
spookymilk
WHEN IS KG?
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daneekasghost 1
kg2005 1
nettiebarron voting for daneekasghost
rockitlikeroxanne voting for kg2005
sherrymac
Nine minutes
July 30, 2015 at 11:34 pm
sherrymac1031
Wait Nettie i wasn’t picking on u either loll
July 30, 2015 at 11:35 pm
nettiebarron
It’s okay. It’s Turbo; we’re already besties!
July 30, 2015 at 11:35 pm
daneekasghost
I’m the seer, roxanne is the wolf.
July 30, 2015 at 11:35 pm
daneekasghost
crap. I’m the angel?
July 30, 2015 at 11:36 pm
daneekasghost
so confused. I’ll be back, just have to check that email spooky sent me…
July 30, 2015 at 11:36 pm
daneekasghost
yep. spooky said that roxanne was the wolf. As I suspected.
July 30, 2015 at 11:36 pm
kg2005
I believe it. You look like you fell from heaven.
July 30, 2015 at 11:38 pm
daneekasghost
*shuffles feet*
thank you
July 30, 2015 at 11:36 pm
nettiebarron
Nope, you’re the wolf.
July 30, 2015 at 11:37 pm
daneekasghost
hunter.
July 30, 2015 at 11:36 pm
rockitlikeroxanne
unvote Kg vote Novak
Because DG bullied me
July 30, 2015 at 11:37 pm
daneekasghost
Yes! Bullying is always the answer!
July 30, 2015 at 11:38 pm
nettiebarron
See, you should vote for him.
July 30, 2015 at 11:36 pm
sherrymac1031
Ok since KG isn’t talking which after playing with him is strange
VOTE KG
July 30, 2015 at 11:37 pm
kg2005
If we all vote for Novak then spooky will be forced to lynch him.
July 30, 2015 at 11:38 pm
kg2005
Remember the legitimate game of werewolf that I modded where you guys actually tried to vote me out? That game was a riot.
July 30, 2015 at 11:39 pm
spookymilk
In our defense, I’d just made pot brownies for the entire village.
July 30, 2015 at 11:39 pm
daneekasghost
that turned out to be the most stressful final day ever as I tried to convince meat and TDO to change their minds about me because I kept saying things like “I’m a wolf” so they thought I was a wolf?
yes, i do remember that.
July 30, 2015 at 11:39 pm
kg2005
Vote Sherry
Odds are good she doesn’t notice this.
July 30, 2015 at 11:40 pm
daneekasghost
I lol’d out loud.
July 30, 2015 at 11:41 pm
sherrymac1031
Darn it just as I was unvoting u
July 30, 2015 at 11:40 pm
sherrymac1031
UNVOTE KG
VOTE NOVAK
July 30, 2015 at 11:40 pm
spookymilk
UH…TWO MINUTES, GANG
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daneekasghost 1 voting for roxanne
kg2005 1 voting for sherry
nettiebarron voting for daneekasghost
rockitlikeroxanne 1
sherrymac 1 voting for kg2005
July 30, 2015 at 11:41 pm
kg2005
ROXANE. YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
July 30, 2015 at 11:42 pm
spookymilk
IT IS NIGHT
But timestamping…
July 30, 2015 at 11:44 pm
daneekasghost
Brilliant idea – turbo werewolf with no day kills. Infinite days of ridiculousness.
July 30, 2015 at 11:44 pm
spookymilk
…I like it. Let’s call it SimNothing.
July 30, 2015 at 11:44 pm
spookymilk
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME UPDATE
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daneekasghost 1 voting for roxanne
kg2005 voting for sherry
nettiebarron voting for daneekasghost
rockitlikeroxanne 1
sherrymac 1
Okay…we’re in overtime. You can only vote for DG, Roxanne or sherry. You have until :50.
July 30, 2015 at 11:44 pm
daneekasghost
Wait, I want people to vote for me? or no?
July 30, 2015 at 11:45 pm
kg2005
Don’t worry, the popular vote isn’t as important as the electoral college.
July 30, 2015 at 11:47 pm
daneekasghost
I’m carrying Washington right now, which has to be bigger than Minnesota or New Mexico. I think I win!
July 30, 2015 at 11:47 pm
spookymilk
On one hand, I can’t tell people how to play. On the other, I am expressly forbidding people to vote for you heretofore into perpetuity.
July 30, 2015 at 11:45 pm
kg2005
Well… NOW the other shoe has dropped.
July 30, 2015 at 11:45 pm
daneekasghost
I swear to God, I’ve reread Kg’s sherry vote like 5 times and it makes me laugh every single time.
July 30, 2015 at 11:45 pm
nettiebarron
VOTE DG Because he’s a wolf.
July 30, 2015 at 11:46 pm
daneekasghost
you already did that. It didn’t work.
July 30, 2015 at 11:47 pm
nettiebarron
Why do you think that is?
July 30, 2015 at 11:48 pm
daneekasghost
shit. hunter. Hunter! I meant to say hunter.
shit.
July 30, 2015 at 11:46 pm
kg2005
Vote Roxanne
Because DG is a wolf.
July 30, 2015 at 11:47 pm
daneekasghost
hunter.
July 30, 2015 at 11:47 pm
sherrymac1031
I know right I was all worried about him being sick and I invited for him
July 30, 2015 at 11:48 pm
daneekasghost
apparently we’re playing as though votes don’t carry over. So ….
vote: roxanne because I’m a wolf
July 30, 2015 at 11:48 pm
daneekasghost
hunter.
July 30, 2015 at 11:48 pm
kg2005
It’s turbo. Who can be bothered with unvoting?
July 30, 2015 at 11:49 pm
daneekasghost
no one.
July 30, 2015 at 11:48 pm
sherrymac1031
VOTE ROXANNE
July 30, 2015 at 11:50 pm
kg2005
because…
July 30, 2015 at 11:51 pm
daneekasghost
too talkative.
July 30, 2015 at 11:51 pm
kg2005
hunter.
July 30, 2015 at 11:51 pm
sherrymac1031
Because she fooled me once
July 30, 2015 at 11:49 pm
spookymilk
MAJORITY REACHED FOR THE SLEEPING FISH AVATAR.
July 30, 2015 at 11:50 pm
spookymilk
FINAL VOTING
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daneekasghost 1 voting for roxanne
kg2005 voting for roxanne
nettiebarron voting for daneekasghost
rockitlikeroxanne 3
sherrymac voting for roxanne
She was a villager. I’m gonna be honest…there are no wolves and this whole thing is a lark.
Wolf, pick a target. You have ten minutes if you want them.
July 30, 2015 at 11:53 pm
spookymilk
nettiebarron has been night-killed.
Strangely, she was the wolf.
July 30, 2015 at 11:53 pm
spookymilk
…hunter
July 30, 2015 at 11:54 pm
daneekasghost
so… go?
July 30, 2015 at 11:55 pm
spookymilk
DAY THREE AND FINAL…UH…DAY
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Inkarnit(day one, woooooooo)melissad(night one, soaked in vodka)rockitlikeroxanne(day two, also…sleeping?)nettiebarron(night two, hunting wolves)daneekasghost
kg2005
sherrymac
Two’s a majority. You have until the end of time or your deaths, whichever comes first.
July 30, 2015 at 11:55 pm
kg2005
Okay, I know how we can settle this.
July 30, 2015 at 11:56 pm
spookymilk
Ro Sham Bo!
July 30, 2015 at 11:56 pm
daneekasghost
Do you know WHY we can settle this?
July 30, 2015 at 11:57 pm
kg2005
Yes. But when? That’s a mystery.
July 30, 2015 at 11:57 pm
daneekasghost
Indeed.
July 30, 2015 at 11:55 pm
daneekasghost
Guys, I figured it out.
July 30, 2015 at 11:56 pm
daneekasghost
Washington – 12 electoral votes
Minnesota – 10
New Mexico – 5
July 30, 2015 at 11:56 pm
daneekasghost
Wikipedia knows everything.
July 30, 2015 at 11:57 pm
sherrymac1031
Ok let’s ask google
July 30, 2015 at 11:58 pm
kg2005
“Is DG a Wolf?”
I’m feeling lucky.
July 30, 2015 at 11:58 pm
sherrymac1031
Question if we screw up here we lose?
July 30, 2015 at 11:58 pm
daneekasghost
Nobody loses in turbo.
July 30, 2015 at 11:58 pm
kg2005
I mean… yeah…
July 30, 2015 at 11:58 pm
daneekasghost
So the wolf is kg
July 30, 2015 at 11:59 pm
daneekasghost
or sherry.
July 31, 2015 at 12:01 am
rockitlikeroxanne
UNVITE NOVAK VOTE KG
Because someone said it was him
July 31, 2015 at 12:02 am
spookymilk
You’re the new weirdest person here.
July 31, 2015 at 12:21 am
daneekasghost
I completely missed this. I’m dying.
July 31, 2015 at 12:15 am
rockitlikeroxanne
My internet was slow so this didn’t send forever. Crap.
July 30, 2015 at 11:59 pm
spookymilk
I just googled “Why is kg” and now I’m learning all about kilograms, gang!
July 30, 2015 at 11:59 pm
daneekasghost
not putting a time limit on this day might turn out to be an issue.
July 31, 2015 at 12:01 am
spookymilk
Hey, I’m not here to force you to do things. I’m merely a moderator who makes the rules, sets deadlines and imposes sanctions when the aforementioned rules are not followed.
July 30, 2015 at 11:59 pm
kg2005
So at this point I know that DG is a wolf.
DG, my question to you: why should I vote for Sherry?
July 31, 2015 at 12:00 am
daneekasghost
because you want to see what other wolves I will lead you to if you just leave me alive one more day.
July 31, 2015 at 12:01 am
kg2005
But annette is already dead!
July 31, 2015 at 12:01 am
daneekasghost
and here’s the thing. If you vote sherry, I will tell you who all the wolves are once spooky announces the results.
July 31, 2015 at 12:02 am
kg2005
I’m seriously hoping his earlier admission was true. I think it would really make me sit back and think, maybe learn a thing or two about myself.
July 31, 2015 at 12:05 am
spookymilk
My…earlier admission? What did I…
…I feel like being the only sober person here today is making me miss something.
July 31, 2015 at 12:05 am
kg2005
She was a villager. I’m gonna be honest…there are no wolves and this whole thing is a lark.
July 31, 2015 at 12:01 am
sherrymac1031
My thing is Nettie voted dg then the wolf ate nettie
July 31, 2015 at 12:03 am
sherrymac1031
So dg are you the wolf can I ask that
July 31, 2015 at 12:04 am
daneekasghost
yes.
July 31, 2015 at 12:04 am
daneekasghost
you can ask that.
July 31, 2015 at 12:04 am
kg2005
dead. this killed me.
July 31, 2015 at 12:03 am
sherrymac1031
Ugh
July 31, 2015 at 12:05 am
kg2005
Sherry, I think we should vote DG. And when have I ever been wrong before?
July 31, 2015 at 12:05 am
sherrymac1031
That’s what makes me think it could really be you that would be a great way to keep us from believing it you have said the whole game I’m the wolf
July 31, 2015 at 12:06 am
kg2005
Ignoring the facts, are you the wolf?
July 31, 2015 at 12:06 am
sherrymac1031
VOTE DG
July 31, 2015 at 12:06 am
daneekasghost
We should all vote for Colin Prime.
July 31, 2015 at 12:06 am
sherrymac1031
I think kg is correct
July 31, 2015 at 12:06 am
kg2005
VOTE DG
July 31, 2015 at 12:07 am
kg2005
I WIN
July 31, 2015 at 12:07 am
daneekasghost
all by yourself! good work.
July 31, 2015 at 12:08 am
kg2005
It was truly my best effort to date.
July 31, 2015 at 12:07 am
daneekasghost
I’m not jumping on sherry’s vote. Thus I am not the wolf!
July 31, 2015 at 12:07 am
spookymilk
DG has been hauled off to jail. You have infinity to talk. At that time, I’ll announce the results.
July 31, 2015 at 12:08 am
sherrymac1031
No I wish I was then this would be easier and your the one that said vote dg so that could be seen as a wolfy move cause you know I copied u last game lol
July 31, 2015 at 12:08 am
kg2005
What I just did was the wolfiest thing imaginable.
July 31, 2015 at 12:10 am
daneekasghost
Indeed. It fooled me.
July 31, 2015 at 12:08 am
spookymilk
A sturgeon killed some salmon. “I win,” said the sturgeon. “Uh-oh,” said the salmon.
The wolf (sherry) wins!
July 31, 2015 at 12:09 am
daneekasghost
Huh.
July 31, 2015 at 12:10 am
kg2005
Didn’t see that one coming, did you?
July 31, 2015 at 12:10 am
spookymilk
I have twenty-six pages of game notes. This was a watershed game.
July 31, 2015 at 12:10 am
daneekasghost
I just don’t see what I could have done differently.
July 31, 2015 at 12:11 am
spookymilk
We’ll do a podcast and talk it out.
July 31, 2015 at 12:10 am
sherrymac1031
Oh I was hoping to make dg look guilt by taking Nettie out
July 31, 2015 at 12:12 am
kg2005
Wait, you were using strategy in a turbo game? I’m pretty sure that’s against the rules. Spooky, can we get a ruling?
July 31, 2015 at 12:13 am
spookymilk
It sure as hell feels like cheating. I’ll be heading to bed before long, but it’s going to be a sleepless night of soul-searching.
July 31, 2015 at 12:12 am
daneekasghost
I was hoping to make dg look guilty
oh boy.
July 31, 2015 at 12:11 am
sherrymac1031
Good game everyone
July 31, 2015 at 12:15 am
spookymilk
High fives and ass slaps for the entire winning team!
July 31, 2015 at 12:16 am
nettiebarron
Good game, Sherry! I didn’t suspect you at all.
July 31, 2015 at 12:12 am
nettiebarron
Huh.
July 31, 2015 at 12:12 am
daneekasghost
right?
July 31, 2015 at 12:14 am
nettiebarron
I just …good night.
July 31, 2015 at 12:18 am
daneekasghost
Well, kg. I was going to tell you who the wolf was if you hadn’t voted for me. But now you’ll never know.
July 31, 2015 at 12:23 am
kg2005
I just wanted to end the game so badly. In hindsight this was a losing strategy.
July 31, 2015 at 12:26 am
daneekasghost
There are no losers in turbo. At least I hope not, because I feel like if there are, that I might be one of them.
July 31, 2015 at 12:59 am
sherrymac1031
Lol good night everyone
July 31, 2015 at 11:58 am
Inkarnit
Turbo doesn’t count against win streaks though right? Since it never uses any real strategy. Except sherry, who cheats and uses strategy.
July 31, 2015 at 1:01 pm
daneekasghost
Dear god, no.
July 31, 2015 at 11:08 am
The Dread Pirate
This was a hilarious read like all turbos.
July 31, 2015 at 11:49 am
mbnovak
I laughed out loud multiple times.
July 31, 2015 at 11:50 am
spookymilk
One of many things I’d love to do but always falls behind other things is making a document of the funniest Turbo moments.
Conversely, I could just provide a set of links to all the turbo WW posts.
July 31, 2015 at 1:00 pm
daneekasghost
I could just provide a set of links to all the turbo WW posts.
It’s on the spreadsheet! (Granted that thing is getting a little cumbersome – maybe I’ll split turbo into its own sheet since it is now so clearly its own separate thing)
July 31, 2015 at 1:19 pm
daneekasghost
Done. There is now a TURBO! sheet on the werewolf history spreadsheet.
link here.
July 31, 2015 at 1:19 pm
daneekasghost
including links to all the turbo games (if you have nothing better to do this weekend – which you don’t).
July 31, 2015 at 1:03 pm
nibbish
Like eight, I think. Wonderful stuff.
July 31, 2015 at 1:07 pm
nibbish
When this was announced, I was sad, because I was driving and wouldn’t be able to play.
Then, I was extremely happy because I knew I’d have something hilarious to read in the morning.
July 31, 2015 at 8:08 pm
todahshy
Still any hope of another long Werewolf game anytime soon for us non Survivors?