HALL OF CHAMPIONS
SPOOKYMILK SURVIVOR
I: Rachel “The Double-Dealer” Flynn
II: Ryan “The Snake” Fossum
III: Patrick “The Gentleman” Kozicky
IV: Brienne “The Submitter” Maner
V: Rusty “The Porn Star” Greene
VI: Brooks “The Unlikely Hero” Maki
VII: William “The Soulful” Schuth
VIII: Brooks “The Survivor” Maki
IX: Zack “The Ice Cream Man” Sauvageau
X: Pete “The Vacuum Cleaner” Bruzek
Turbo: Brooks “The 1956-1979 Montreal Canadiens” Maki
XI: Matt “The Cold-Hearted Motherf*&^er” Novak
All-Stars (XII): Andy “The Quiet Man” Rustleund
XIII: Sarah “Clarence’s Hope” Bizek
XIV: Dan “The Professional” Kautz
XV: Christina “Assault And” Pepper
XVI: Matt “The First-Time Player” Novak
XVII: Stacy “Saintly Patience” Snell
XVIII: Brian “Checkmate” David
XIX: Annette “Eammon for the Top” Barron
XX: Daniel “Neville “Smash “Hardware” Hardwood” Longbottom” Caouette
XXI: Pete “The Comeback Kid” Bruzek
XXII: Dan “The Even More Professional” Kautz
XXIII: Melissa “Don’t You (Forget About Me)” David
XXIV: Stacy “Fucking” Snell
GODS AND MORTALS
I: Dragging Rivet’s Name Through the Mud One Last Time: Matt Novak (Ultragrandpa) and Michael Rivet (Friph Flipher-Fiph)
II: Bahambo Number 5: Pete “Triple Crown” Bruzek and Michelle “Single Tiara…So Far” Pratt
BIG BROTHER
I: Brooks “Oh, for the Love of God” Maki
II: Michael “#DDB” Rivet
III: Pete “Fortune’s Fool” Bruzek
IV: Erin “All Seven and We’ll Watch Them Fall” Leslie
V: Jake “Littlefinger” Elliott
FALL, CAESAR
2014: Brooks “The Creator” Maki
2015: Matt “The Artist” Novak
2016: Matt “Waited Them Out” Novak
2017: Annette “I Would’ve Voted for You” Barron
THE ROYAL RUMBLE
2013: #21 Greg “The Gallant Glutton of Greatness” Johnson
2014: #29 Jonathon “Big Papa” Pope
2015: #8 Christina “Am I in This?” Pepper
2016: #22 Annette “No Backs Stabbed” Barron
2017: #30 Bernice “The Vulture” Nicaise
2018: #17 Carrie “Solid Gold” Bard
2019: #16 Jake “The Jabroni” Elliott
PLAY WITH THE PROSE
(Writing, non-elimination)
I: Sarah “Centipede Face” Johnson
II: Sarah “The Johnson Eliminator” Wreisner
III: Colin “Lonely Old Moon” Woolston
IV: Melissa “Not Sidebar Material” Diamond
V: Sama “No Family Reunions” Smith
VI: Sarah “Tumor Face” Wreisner
VII: John “Cult Following” Wreisner
VIII: Joshua “Peed the Bed” Longman
VIII: Annette “Oh, Right, That’s Who Won” Barron
WEREWOLF (most recent)
Werewolf Stats Spreadsheet
PUZZLE CHALLENGE
I (Pure): Matthew “The Obsessor” Gilman
I (Power): Kelly “The Novak-Destroyer” Wells
DIPLOMACY
I: Matt “Exploiter of Worlds” Novak (France)
Casa de Leche 
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June 23, 2016 at 4:02 pm
Inkarnit
Sweet. I was hoping this was the case. One of you can save but chose to let the wolves think otherwise. Awesome. Annette?
June 23, 2016 at 4:03 pm
nettiebarron
Whoa. I really didn’t expect to be alive.
June 23, 2016 at 4:07 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Oh, hey. What’s up everybody? I feel weird after artificial night. I feel DIFFERENT somehow.
Huh.
Anyway, Inkarnit’s a wolf.
June 23, 2016 at 4:09 pm
daneekasghost
I GET QUESTIONS:
The villagers win condition is to kill all the wolves. If all the wolves are dead, the game would be over.
June 23, 2016 at 4:11 pm
nettiebarron
Is there any value in my just holding on to my information?
June 23, 2016 at 4:12 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Did you peek a wolf?
June 23, 2016 at 4:12 pm
nettiebarron
I peeked your mama!
June 23, 2016 at 4:14 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Definitely don’t hold on to that information, then.
June 23, 2016 at 4:23 pm
Royal Ape
Is there such thing as “no lynch” here?
June 23, 2016 at 4:14 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Vote Inkarnit
June 23, 2016 at 4:15 pm
TDO
If you peeked a wolf we should kill and move up a day
June 23, 2016 at 4:17 pm
nettiebarron
I peeked TDO. He’s, yet again, a villager with no role.
June 23, 2016 at 4:18 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
***see previous comment***
June 23, 2016 at 4:19 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Or vote Ash.
June 23, 2016 at 4:19 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Unvote Inkarnit
June 23, 2016 at 4:22 pm
nettiebarron
Why the unvote? Didn’t Inkarnit insist this was solved and that TDO was a wolf?
June 23, 2016 at 4:25 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Only becuase I’m waiting ot see if he or Ash goes first. Maybe I want to force a tie just to see that cage match. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF THAT?
June 23, 2016 at 4:27 pm
nettiebarron
MIND. BLOWN.
June 23, 2016 at 4:24 pm
Royal Ape
Is there such a thing as “no lynch” here.
(reposted as separate comment)
June 23, 2016 at 4:25 pm
nettiebarron
I don’t think so.
June 23, 2016 at 4:25 pm
Royal Ape
Vote No Lynch – we’ll find out 🙂
June 23, 2016 at 4:26 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
What does a “no lynch” even mean? You’re abstaining?
June 23, 2016 at 5:08 pm
Royal Ape
It means that we would not lynch anybody. Wolves get another chance to kill you or a different clear – but we may also get another view if nettie remains unkillable.
June 23, 2016 at 4:27 pm
nettiebarron
What’s your theory here?
June 23, 2016 at 4:26 pm
nettiebarron
Vote Inkarnit
June 23, 2016 at 4:26 pm
daneekasghost
VOTING UPDATE
.
.
NO LYNCH -1-
Inkarnit -1-
Royal Ape voting no lynch
nettiebarron voting Inkarnit
No other votes.
June 23, 2016 at 4:28 pm
TDO
Why no lynch? I’m good with a karn vote. Ah seems to be the other wolf
June 23, 2016 at 4:30 pm
nettiebarron
I’m not sure about that. It could still be Colin Prime.
June 23, 2016 at 4:31 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Can a wolf be neutral?
June 23, 2016 at 4:33 pm
spookymilk
***subscribing to comments***
June 23, 2016 at 4:36 pm
Inkarnit
Whoa wait, TDO is a villager? Then Colin is lying. He can’t be neutral.
June 23, 2016 at 4:37 pm
Inkarnit
But Ash is definitely a wolf, too.
vote ash10101
June 23, 2016 at 4:38 pm
Inkarnit
Lemme math this to consider mislynch options. I think mislynching me won’t be bad. But we should take ash out regardless. Because in both scenarios, ash is a wolf.
June 23, 2016 at 4:39 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Inkarnit, you are a wolf.
June 23, 2016 at 4:47 pm
Inkarnit
Really, I’m not. But it doesn’t matter.
June 23, 2016 at 4:43 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
It won’t let me post my vote because it detects a duplicate! I’ll try this again.
Vote Inkarnit
June 23, 2016 at 4:47 pm
Inkarnit
Royal Ape – villager; Seer cleared
MelissaDiamondPhillips – villager; Seer cleared
TDO – villager; Seer cleared
nettiebarron – Seer
Dread Pirate – neutral; Seer confirmed
Colin Prime – claimed neutral
ash10101 – claimed villager
inkarnit – claimed villager
So we’re at 5-2-1 if Colin is lying… which makes more sense because 2 neutrals in a 14 person set is ridiculous. He made a crazy bluff and it seemed to work for a day at least.
Mislynch me today and it’s 4-2-1. Then assume the wolves get a NK and it’s 3-2-1. Then you’ll see me as villager and be able to lynch Colin and ash just fine.
For even further room, we lynch ash today and have all the time in the world to lynch whoever. Yeah, we got this. Lynch whoever but Good wins.
June 23, 2016 at 4:53 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
So, we CAN lynch you? Because you’re good? And good still wins?
June 23, 2016 at 4:53 pm
Inkarnit
Yes, absolutely. Lynching me won’t matter. Colin and ash are the last wolves. I still think it makes more sense to lynch ash first though but whatever. End result is the same. But lynching me first just lets me laugh at how dumb you were.
June 23, 2016 at 4:55 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
If Colin *isn’t* the wolf, though, (and for shit’s sake, just let me go with this hypothetical), then the only possible wolves are you and Ash, right?
June 23, 2016 at 4:56 pm
Inkarnit
That’s right. It has to be me and ash then.
June 23, 2016 at 4:57 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
I just wanted to hear you say it.
June 23, 2016 at 4:52 pm
Inkarnit
DP never confirmed Colin’s claim. I’m not sure why Colin figured DP would let him get away with it, but he made the far out claim after all, even though it was dumb.
14 players. 4 wolves. 2 neutrals. 7 villagers. 1 Seer. That set doesn’t even make sense.
14 players. 4 wolves. 1 neutral. 8 villagers. 1 Seer. This set makes more sense but is still Evil skewed… unless the neutral can help save the Seer. Or… oh fuck me.
Brilliant.
The first declaration of neutral was the SEER saying DP was neutral. And then he confirmed it.
Fucking crazy. And it worked. DP even then made the wolves give Annette a night off before protecting her again.
AWESOME.
June 23, 2016 at 4:54 pm
The Dread Pirate
I’m not sure at all what you’re saying, but I think you’re calling me brilliant so I would like to hear more.
June 23, 2016 at 4:55 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Oh wait, there he is.
June 23, 2016 at 4:55 pm
Inkarnit
I’m saying you’re the fucking angel and Annette knew it but covered you as a neutral. HAHAH
June 23, 2016 at 4:56 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
That’s way too convoluted. That didn’t happen. You’re delirious.
June 23, 2016 at 4:57 pm
Inkarnit
So instead we have a neutral that protected the Seer twice and made them leave the Seer alone on the night he couldn’t protect her?
June 23, 2016 at 4:57 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Sure! Why not?
June 23, 2016 at 4:59 pm
Inkarnit
I mean, maybe. I guess that’s not entirely out of the question. Having 14 players definitely leaves room for a neutral. But with 4 wolves it’s heavy Evil. So giving the neutral a Good power but with a different win condition might work.
June 23, 2016 at 5:01 pm
nettiebarron
Yeah, that is brilliant but not true.
June 23, 2016 at 5:11 pm
Inkarnit
Oh damn. I thought I cracked the case. So we have a legit neutral who can protect you, then. Bizarre.
June 23, 2016 at 4:54 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
I don’t understand what you’re saying here.
Also, DP hasn’t yet been around today, has he? There’s time for him to confirm Colin.
June 23, 2016 at 4:59 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
unvote Inkarnit
Vote Colin
Because why not? We live in a world in which Inkarnit insists he’s right. I might as well lynch MYSELF.
June 23, 2016 at 5:00 pm
Inkarnit
Back in a few, client. MAN this game is awesome.
June 23, 2016 at 5:02 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Our name isn’t client.
June 23, 2016 at 5:05 pm
nettiebarron
Unvote Inkarnit, Vote Colin Prime because why the hell not? I’m firmly convinced that all Colins are suspect.
June 23, 2016 at 5:06 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
You seriously have the wrong Colin. Why would you think the MOST suspect of the Colins is the cool one?
June 23, 2016 at 5:15 pm
nettiebarron
I’m could go either Colin. And I did vote Inkarnit already.
June 23, 2016 at 5:05 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Or perhaps I’m simply wanting to vote as much as possible.
Unvote Colin
June 23, 2016 at 5:06 pm
Royal Ape
Living players:
nettiebarron – seer claim – and also gave us two wolf hits
Royal Ape – cleared by nettie
MelissaDiamondPhillips – cleared by nettie
TDO – cleared by nettie
Dread Pirate – viewed as neutral by nettie
Colin Prime – neutral claim
ash10101 – villager claim
inkarnit – villager claim
If we can no lynch, that is my preference.
June 23, 2016 at 5:10 pm
Inkarnit
Why no lynch? I’m not understanding the thinking here.
June 23, 2016 at 5:17 pm
Royal Ape
I don’t think it matters now actually. Miscounted.
June 23, 2016 at 5:08 pm
ash10101
vote Colin P
June 23, 2016 at 5:13 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
See, the fact that TWO potential wolves are saying to vote Colin P seems suspect.
What I’d like to consider is…how trustworthy is Annette? If Will has some fucked up role where he’s neutral AND able to save people, as Inkarnit implies, who’s to say Annette doesn’t have some fucked up role? What if the seer has her own win conditions based entirely on how long she can get, say, a wolf to live? Or maybe she needs to do something like tie the number of wolves and villagers still alive.
At this point, should we even trust that Will is neutral, or that the villagers are me, TDO, and Royal Ape? Maybe we need to re-examine everything.
June 23, 2016 at 5:14 pm
Inkarnit
I didn’t say to vote Colin P. I mean, he’s a wolf and all but I think lynching ash today makes more sense.
June 23, 2016 at 5:22 pm
Royal Ape
The fact that annette handed a wolf to us ups her credibility. Plus the two no kills. That would be a pretty elaborate plan if she was a wolf.
If she is neutral, wolves would still want her dead unless they know that she cleared a wolf. And the only possibility there is DP and you – and you read great.
So, shrug?
June 23, 2016 at 5:29 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
I do read great. Thanks! *preens*
Also, I’m not saying Annette is a wolf. I’m saying she’s a seer with some extra pizzazz.
June 23, 2016 at 5:23 pm
Colin Prime
Oh, hey welcome to the club Melissa
June 23, 2016 at 5:13 pm
Inkarnit
I’m not sure where Royal is going with his no lynch idea but he must be tinfoiling that Annette falsed Seer.
If that were true, then she got us two wolves already, is herself a third, and the 4th is… DP who she’s listed as neutral? Colin who’s claimed neutral WITH DP? That leaves too many people in the wolf pool.
I just don’t see tinfoil theory on Annette at all if that’s where you’re going Royal.
June 23, 2016 at 5:15 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
I don’t think she False Seered. I think she’s the seer, but I’m sincerely contemplating that she might have her own win condition.
June 23, 2016 at 5:16 pm
Inkarnit
I don’t really care if she does. I’m happy to help her get a win. Our path forward is clear regardless.
June 23, 2016 at 5:17 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
No, it’s not. Have you considered that her win condition could include a clause that makes wolves lose, even if they’re alive? Not saying you’re a wolf (yeah, I am), but if you are (you are), you should contemplate that.
June 23, 2016 at 5:20 pm
nettiebarron
I think it all hinges on DP and whatever his deal actually is.
June 23, 2016 at 5:20 pm
Inkarnit
Uh, DG specifically said that we win this way:
June 23, 2016 at 5:22 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
That’s the VILLAGERS’ win condition, Inkarnit. Not the wolves. The wolves may have a harder time of this, to balance out the fact that there are 2 neutrals and FOUR wolves, for instance. The seer clause may be one way that more balance comes for the “good”.
June 23, 2016 at 5:24 pm
Inkarnit
But you were talking about Annette’s win condition. Which is the same as the village’s. Not the wolves’ win condition. Could they have more to do than simply reach parity? Yeah, I guess that’s possible for balance issues. But that doesn’t seem to affect how we proceed really since it’s an unknown.
June 23, 2016 at 5:25 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Annette may not qualify as a “villager” the way a neutral doesn’t.
June 23, 2016 at 5:16 pm
nettiebarron
Well, I don’t. The fact that I’m alive is as much a mystery to me as the rest of you.
June 23, 2016 at 5:18 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
That’s the clincher, isn’t it? You’re alive. Something is very different this time around with the seer. Potentially also the angel, but seeing as no one has claimed angel, then that person may not even exist. We know the seer does and that she isn’t following the usual parameters. What does that potentially mean?
June 23, 2016 at 5:22 pm
Inkarnit
The difference is that DP has some saving ability, saved her on N2, then tricked everyone on D3 into believing she couldn’t die at night anyway, then saved her on N4. It’s pretty clear.
June 23, 2016 at 5:23 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
That’s not at all clear. You’re pulling shit out of your ass, throwing it at the wall, and then adhesing yourself to the wall using that shit.
June 23, 2016 at 5:25 pm
Inkarnit
OMG Melissa you are just an idiot.
June 23, 2016 at 5:26 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Yep. That’s what’s happening here. I’m an idiot.
June 23, 2016 at 5:27 pm
Inkarnit
You say I make convoluted theories and then you make up the most convoluted theory out there. One that fits no parameters of any werewolf game ever run. You are legitimately frustrating me and I CANNOT WAIT until this is over to rub your nose in it.
June 23, 2016 at 5:28 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
I’m legtimiately frustrating you? Well, at least now you’ll have some empathy for how I feel daily.
And I have a feeling this game does not fit parameters of any werewolf game you’ve personally experienced. I don’t know why you think it would. BROOKS is running it. BROOKS.
June 23, 2016 at 5:16 pm
Royal Ape
I think no lynch is safe but we can simply plow through the pool now, I think this is math solved. I guess biggest worry is that evil has a “framer” or “alpha wolf” and we’ve cleared an evil at some point.
unvote no lynch
vote Inkarnit
Starting there because lynching him is fun (and he also thinks the math works out)
June 23, 2016 at 5:21 pm
Inkarnit
Bah, lynch ash first because that’s a given regardless of what you think of me heh
June 23, 2016 at 5:23 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Way to “bus”.
June 23, 2016 at 5:30 pm
Royal Ape
Oh, I agree with ash having the highest wolf potential. But you have the highest fun to lynch potential 😀
June 23, 2016 at 5:31 pm
Inkarnit
Fair enough lol
June 23, 2016 at 5:32 pm
Inkarnit
I’d just hate to see us lose from something we’re not thinking of when we can get more room by just lynching ash first.
June 23, 2016 at 5:28 pm
Inkarnit
With this set, I just don’t see a Framer or Alpha as a possibility. Especially because many people here don’t even know what either of those are. If they were to be introduced, it wouldn’t be in a hidden roles game.
June 23, 2016 at 5:22 pm
daneekasghost
I GET QUESTIONS:
“no lynch” is a valid vote that would result in no death for the day in question.
This vote will be treated as though it is a vote for a player, so if it reaches the majority of 5, that will clinch it.
Should “no lynch” be the most popular vote at the end of the day, or reach majority before that point, night will fall without the death of a villager/wolf/neutral player.
June 23, 2016 at 5:27 pm
Colin Prime
no lynch
June 23, 2016 at 5:31 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
No lynch
June 23, 2016 at 5:32 pm
daneekasghost
nested. this counts as a vote for a lynch.
June 23, 2016 at 5:33 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
I fixed it.
June 23, 2016 at 5:35 pm
daneekasghost
*sigh*
fine.
June 23, 2016 at 5:31 pm
daneekasghost
You are all fun to watch
VOTING UPDATE
Colin Prime -2- voting NO LYNCH
NO LYNCH -1-
ash10101 -1- voting Colin Prime
inkarnit -1- voting ash10101
nettiebarron voting Colin Prime
Royal Ape voting inkarnit
MelissaD
TDO
Dread Pirate
June 23, 2016 at 5:32 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Oops.
unvote whomever
NO LYNCH
June 23, 2016 at 5:32 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
I gotta go do shit like pick up kids and make dinner.
June 23, 2016 at 5:33 pm
Colin Prime
OK everyone it’s finally time to do this. I am to seer. I will reveal my peaks in exactly one hours time .
PS, Annette is the only Wolf. Royal eight is actually Brooks playing as an alternate personality. Ink and I are actually the same person. Spooky does not exist, a group of us made him up, nthanks to Brooks’ genius he is now actually an AI entity.
Please standby for instructions .
June 23, 2016 at 5:34 pm
Colin Prime
PS, voice recognition software still sucks
June 23, 2016 at 5:38 pm
nettiebarron
Actual lols. Many of them. I’m pretty sure you just threatened to flash us.
June 23, 2016 at 5:46 pm
Colin Prime
Be afraid. Be very afraid!
June 23, 2016 at 5:36 pm
Inkarnit
Well this is one way to play Outed Evil lol
June 23, 2016 at 5:37 pm
Colin Prime
Nice try, dude. If you’re actually a villager, you’re going to be just shocked
June 23, 2016 at 5:40 pm
Inkarnit
I might be. Because I literally see no other option besides the wolf being in the clears for some reason.
June 23, 2016 at 5:41 pm
The Dread Pirate
I love you so much.
June 23, 2016 at 5:43 pm
Inkarnit
Dammit Will.
June 23, 2016 at 5:44 pm
daneekasghost
I will reveal my peaks
This used to be a family website, but … I’ll allow this.
June 23, 2016 at 5:34 pm
Inkarnit
Annette, are you, as Melissa posits, a Seer with some extra pizazz?
June 23, 2016 at 5:38 pm
nettiebarron
No extra pizazz. Well, not from this game anyway.
June 23, 2016 at 5:42 pm
Inkarnit
Cool, thanks. So either Annette is lying and is a neutral Seer, which makes for a shitty game for Good, or things are as they seem. I’m gonna go with “things are as they seem for $500, Melissa”
June 23, 2016 at 5:36 pm
nettiebarron
Unvote Colin Prime
June 23, 2016 at 5:49 pm
Colin Prime
Seattle traffic is almost over, so I won’t be able to post for much longer, and I’m on the road till late tonight getting back to Oregon. I believe the no Lynch option is the best for tonight. With the confusion that is currently in the village this will allow us time for another see your Peak tomorrow
That was supposed to say see your peak but I’m going to leave it
June 23, 2016 at 5:50 pm
daneekasghost
Out for a bit. Back in plenty of time for night.
.
..
NO LYNCH -2-
Colin Prime -1- voting NO LYNCH
ash10101 -1- voting Colin Prime
inkarnit -1- voting ash10101
nettiebarron
Royal Ape voting inkarnit
MelissaD voting NO LYNCH
TDO
Dread Pirate
5 for majority. 4+ hours until night.
June 23, 2016 at 6:06 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
You know, Colin is on to something. Doesn’t a no lynch basically gauanratee we know the wolves tomorrow? And have the numbers to take them out?
June 23, 2016 at 6:08 pm
Colin Prime
Bingo.
June 23, 2016 at 6:13 pm
Colin Prime
Geh. Forgot about JB LM traffic.
June 23, 2016 at 6:21 pm
nettiebarron
You’re stuck for a WHILE.
June 23, 2016 at 6:12 pm
Inkarnit
Jesus. No it doesn’t. First off, Colin hasn’t done anything but be totally weird since making a neutral claim that doesn’t seem to fit.
Second, what happens tonight? How does it guarantee we know the wolves? The night kill will be either Annette, Royal, Melissa, or TDO. They are all cleared already. The wolf pool will STILL be me, ash, and Colin Prime.
June 23, 2016 at 6:23 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
I think “totally being weird” is pretty much the definition of neutral. But that’s just me.
June 23, 2016 at 6:25 pm
Inkarnit
Except that it doesn’t fit. And DP has definitely not confirmed OR denied his claim. I know as a villager that it has to be Colin and Ash. The only way that is untrue is if there’s someone in the clears who isn’t clear. Which could be because Annette fibbed or because an ability caused someone to be viewed as Good when they aren’t. That role is traditionally called a Tinker (villager that looks like a wolf) or Alpha Wolf (wolf that looks like a villager). I don’t know that I believe that exists here.
June 23, 2016 at 6:12 pm
nettiebarron
I feel very skeptical of things Colins say.
June 23, 2016 at 6:13 pm
Inkarnit
I just don’t understand how Melissa could even… ugh.
June 23, 2016 at 6:13 pm
Inkarnit
In fact, I will adamantly go on record that I’d rather you lynch me than no lynch. At least lynching a villager will clear things up. Lynching no one does jack shit.
June 23, 2016 at 6:11 pm
TDO
vote ash
Date time and i see no reason to do a no lynch. Call me old fashion but call me a villager buttheads
June 23, 2016 at 6:12 pm
Inkarnit
There is literally no reason for no lynch. I just don’t get it. I must be missing something obvious.
June 23, 2016 at 6:18 pm
Colin Prime
I think you are doing a very good job, by the way
June 23, 2016 at 6:19 pm
Inkarnit
Uh, thanks. I’m sure this is a trick of some kind.
June 23, 2016 at 6:12 pm
ash10101
Wait. We can have no lynch? Huh?
June 23, 2016 at 6:21 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Yes. We can have a no lynch, and it at least temporarily saves your wolf butt before we kill you tomorrow.
June 23, 2016 at 6:34 pm
ash10101
I’m not a wolf!
June 23, 2016 at 6:35 pm
Inkarnit
Dude, you have to be at this point. There’s no way around it. Just go Outed. It’s fun.
June 23, 2016 at 6:38 pm
ash10101
Totally. Not . A. Wolf.
June 23, 2016 at 6:41 pm
Inkarnit
If you’re not a wolf then I don’t understand the game. Colin Prime would be a wolf. There’s still a wolf missing. Sorry, you’re a wolf. Did you misread your role?
June 23, 2016 at 6:43 pm
ash10101
I’m fairly certain I can read.
June 23, 2016 at 6:47 pm
ash10101
Though I’m sometimes not sure you can with my name 🙂
June 23, 2016 at 6:48 pm
Inkarnit
What do you mean, with your name?
June 23, 2016 at 6:23 pm
nettiebarron
Vote Ash I don’t love a no lynch vote either.
June 23, 2016 at 6:23 pm
nettiebarron
Oops
June 23, 2016 at 6:24 pm
nettiebarron
Vote Ash
June 23, 2016 at 6:30 pm
Inkarnit
That’s 3 votes for Ash and 2 for no lynch. 5 is still majority.
June 23, 2016 at 6:32 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
So what we think we know is that there are 4 villagers, 2 neutrals, and 2 wolves left. Even if it’s 5-1-2, it makes no difference. If we no lynch, a wolf eats someone tonight. It’ll then be 4-1-2 or something similar. But we’ll have official word that Inkarnit and Ash are wolves. So we hang one. The last wolf eats someone. We’re down to 3-1-1. Villagers still win because last wolf goes.
Tell me again how a no lynch doesn’t work for villagers?
June 23, 2016 at 6:33 pm
Inkarnit
How would we have official word on anything? The wolves kill into the cleared pool and you’re still left wondering if Colin is a wolf or neutral. It doesn’t solve that.
June 23, 2016 at 6:34 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Annette peeks someone. That’s how.
June 23, 2016 at 6:35 pm
Inkarnit
And what keeps her alive? The magic angel power that you’re assuming will work on the same target two nights in a row?
June 23, 2016 at 6:36 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
She survived so far.
June 23, 2016 at 6:37 pm
Inkarnit
Not two nights in a row. DP tricked the wolves into killing spooky one night.
June 23, 2016 at 6:37 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
And how do you know that?
June 23, 2016 at 6:37 pm
Inkarnit
The fuck? Because I read?
Are you asking a different question?
June 23, 2016 at 6:42 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
I think you know way less here than you realize. I think I know way more here than you give me credit for. I feel very secure in a no lynch option. An Inkarnit vote would please me infinitely more, but I can wait on it. My only hope is the other confirmed villagers see some good in the no lynch and are keeping in mind that the person protesting so much against it may not be the most trustworthy.
June 23, 2016 at 6:44 pm
Inkarnit
No I don’t. Maybe you’re the Angel, sure. That’s a possibility. But that doesn’t matter. DP still is responsible for tricking the wolves on the off night. If you’re saying you can protect Annette multiple nights in a row, then great. Let’s do it. But still lynch me instead of no lynch. No lynch makes no fucking sense. We can lynch someone in the villager pool and find out more.
June 23, 2016 at 6:47 pm
Inkarnit
Also, if that IS what you’re saying, then great job on keeping hidden and protecting Annette longer. But at this point we’re spending an awful lot of time on figuring out the neutral crap and your info would be helpful.
June 23, 2016 at 6:51 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
What neutral crap? I don’t even know why people assume Colin is lying. I think you push that because, if he’s telling the truth, we literally have no wolves left except you and Ash.
June 23, 2016 at 6:54 pm
Inkarnit
OMFG Melissa you have got to stop. First off, I was the one wanting to believe him yesterday. I thought it was idiotic for him to make that claim falsely. I was positive at that time that TDO and ash were the wolves. Then Annette peeked TDO and he was villager. This meant that Colin HAD to be lying after all. I didn’t change my opinion until then. Because there was no other option available, aside from some weirdness with the Seer views. I think he’s lying because 4 wolves, 2 neutrals, and 8 villagers is a bizarre roleset. I believed it yesterday because, as a bizarre roleset, it seemed to fit. But DP NOT confirming Colin’s claim and NOT denying Colin’s claim speaks volumes.
What neutral crap? How about the crap where we’re assuming DP has some role in saving Annette. Or that Colin did. Or whether Colin is even neutral at all. That neutral crap.
June 23, 2016 at 7:03 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
So you believed Colin until TDO got confirmed villager, meaning you had to absolutely declare it hogwash or you would implicate yourself. If Colin is neutral, the ONLY wolf options are you and Ash. Everybody else is 100% clear.
If you weren’t a wolf, you’d be declaring Colin STILL had no reason to lie because it wouldn’t affect you (and because he had no reason to lie at the time and, as you said, nothing precluded him being a second neutral). But you HAD to flip on that. No one else has to, and they know it. No one else is pushing the “Colin HAS to be lying” as hard as you because it doesn’t matter either way for them in terms of their confirmed identities.
June 23, 2016 at 7:08 pm
Inkarnit
You don’t even make sense. If I’m Good then I know that the wolves right now are Ash and… Who? Who else do I think is a wolf? Name that person in Good!ink land. I have no other question mark but Colin. Therefore it has to be a lie. Combine with the fact that 2 neutrals doesn’t make sense and that DP won’t say shit about it, and I’m left saying “well shit, it IS colin.” How do you not understand that? Also not the only one questioning his claim.
June 23, 2016 at 7:09 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Your entire argument relies on you being Good!Colin.
June 23, 2016 at 7:11 pm
Inkarnit
Well yes. What the hell is wrong with you?
June 23, 2016 at 6:57 pm
Inkarnit
If I’m a wolf with ash10101 then I concede. It’s a done deal. This is a waste of time. I’m also quite upset that no one told me I was a wolf and gave me no say in the night kills. Maybe it’s me who misread my role.
June 23, 2016 at 7:05 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
So you have a role?
June 23, 2016 at 7:09 pm
Inkarnit
Villager is a role. Fuck me.
June 23, 2016 at 7:13 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
But there’s nothing to read. It just says “You are a villager”. Can’t misread that.
June 23, 2016 at 7:15 pm
Inkarnit
Hey look! Melissa explained the joke!
June 23, 2016 at 7:05 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
You’re not just vanillager?
June 23, 2016 at 7:16 pm
Inkarnit
Seriously, can we get more people around? Preferably the clears. Melissa keeps saying things and I feel like I’m in The Twilight Zone.
June 23, 2016 at 7:40 pm
Colin Prime
This is funny.
June 23, 2016 at 7:40 pm
Royal Ape
unvote inkarnit
Vote ash10101
June 23, 2016 at 7:41 pm
Royal Ape
Though ink’s anger reads Wolfy. If game is math solved, what does lynch really matter?
June 23, 2016 at 7:56 pm
Inkarnit
The anger is directed at Melissa alone for Melissa things. I already said I’m not worried about being lynched. In fact, that will get me to the “told you so” stage sooner. But lynching Ash first still makes more sense.
June 23, 2016 at 8:11 pm
Colin Prime
Hee hee hee hee hee!
June 23, 2016 at 7:45 pm
daneekasghost
VOTING UPDATE
2:15 until night
ash10101 -4- voting Colin Prime
NO LYNCH -2-
Colin Prime -1- voting NO LYNCH
inkarnit voting ash10101
nettiebarron voting ash10101
TDO voting ash10101
Royal Ape voting ash10101
MelissaD voting NO LYNCH
Dread Pirate
Correct me if this isn’t right.
June 23, 2016 at 7:46 pm
daneekasghost
updated to reflect Royal Ape’s vote above.
June 23, 2016 at 7:47 pm
Colin Prime
Fortunately I have a little time to play.
Unfortunately it’s because I blew a tire on I-5 and am now at a Firestone getting a new tire after changing my tire in the rain.
Fortunately this is funny because I know who the remaining wolves are.
Unfortunately it’s through a process of elimination and not through some awesome neutral power.
Fortunately it doesn’t matter because the wolves are going down and that makes me happy.
Unfortunately it makes the other Colin unhappy, and as I said earlier he and I are actually the same person, and I love myself.
Fortunately I get to reveal my peaks soon.
Unfortunately they will make Melissa go mad with passion.
Fortunately when she goes mad with passion her true potential as the Mad Siren of Minnesota will be reached.
Unfortunately all of us will be under her thrall.
Fortunately all of us will be under her thrall.
June 23, 2016 at 7:50 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
…
I await this breathlessly.
June 23, 2016 at 7:49 pm
Colin Prime
Nettie
June 23, 2016 at 7:49 pm
Colin Prime
Hey Annette
June 23, 2016 at 7:49 pm
Colin Prime
Hey
June 23, 2016 at 7:50 pm
Colin Prime
Hey Annette
June 23, 2016 at 7:50 pm
Colin Prime
Hey
June 23, 2016 at 7:51 pm
Colin Prime
Nettie Nettie Nettie Nettie Nettie Nettie
June 23, 2016 at 7:51 pm
Colin Prime
Neeeeeeeeeeetttttttiiiieeeeeee
June 23, 2016 at 7:52 pm
nettiebarron
What!?
June 23, 2016 at 7:54 pm
Colin Prime
Switch to no lynch
June 23, 2016 at 7:54 pm
nettiebarron
Why?
June 23, 2016 at 7:55 pm
Colin Prime
Cmooooooooooon
June 23, 2016 at 7:56 pm
Colin Prime
Because it’s the smart play. Ash is an unknown. You can peek any one of us three tonight and guarantee the win with the info.
June 23, 2016 at 7:57 pm
nettiebarron
But….I could die.
June 23, 2016 at 7:58 pm
Inkarnit
Ash isn’t unknown. He’s got to be a wolf. And I don’t trust she’ll survive the night to get another peek. If there’s more info to show this is wrong, provide it please.
June 23, 2016 at 8:00 pm
Colin Prime
Have you died yet? No.
Two nights with you as the known seer. You’re obviously going to live.
Inkarnit doesn’t want it because he knows he’ll get peeked and will turn up a wolf. He’s very good at being aggressive and rationalizing, but it’s pretty clear what should be done, at least to me.
June 23, 2016 at 8:01 pm
Inkarnit
No. Lynch me if not Ash. Don’t do no lynch. Colin is a liar.
June 23, 2016 at 8:03 pm
nettiebarron
Why not just vote him out then?
June 23, 2016 at 8:03 pm
Inkarnit
You haven’t died yet because someone with angel powers has saved you. This can’t be done two nights in a row typically. You were saved last night. You’re dying tonight. But Colin and ash are wolves.
June 23, 2016 at 8:04 pm
Inkarnit
We could do that too but he’s acting just weird enough that it gives me pause. Ash is a wolf without any doubt ever. I’m not sure what scenario makes Colin NOT a wolf but… Lynch someone. Anyone in the wolf pool. But me before no lynch is my vote.
June 23, 2016 at 8:04 pm
Colin Prime
So it’s worked the last two nights in a row, but magically won’t work tonight? Your logic is flawed, sir.
June 23, 2016 at 8:06 pm
Inkarnit
No it hasn’t. It worked last night, N4. On N3 wolves killed spooky because DP led them to believe they couldn’t kill Annette.
June 23, 2016 at 8:07 pm
Colin Prime
SPOOKY IS DEAD?!?!?!?!!!????11!!!!?1!?one!!?!?!!
June 23, 2016 at 8:07 pm
Inkarnit
I… Guys come on.
June 23, 2016 at 8:09 pm
Colin Prime
This is about as strong as I do come on, soldier.
is it working ?
June 23, 2016 at 7:53 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
I feel like Brooks has set up a Werewolf version of “The Thing”.
June 23, 2016 at 7:59 pm
nettiebarron
Unvote Ash
June 23, 2016 at 8:01 pm
Inkarnit
You’re being Colin whispered and I’m not sure why.
June 23, 2016 at 8:02 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Because the other Colin is actually quite charming.
June 23, 2016 at 8:03 pm
Colin Prime
Oh my I am all a flutter
June 23, 2016 at 8:04 pm
nettiebarron
He’s irresistible. Like Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter.
June 23, 2016 at 8:06 pm
Colin Prime
I’m totally making out with you next time I see you.
June 23, 2016 at 8:09 pm
Colin Prime
Too far?
June 23, 2016 at 8:09 pm
Colin Prime
Yeah probably too far.
June 23, 2016 at 8:10 pm
Colin Prime
FWIW I’ve promised that to Will many times.
June 23, 2016 at 8:10 pm
Inkarnit
Not far enough.
June 23, 2016 at 8:11 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
She gets a make out session, and I get to be the mad siren of Minnesota? I feel cheated.
June 23, 2016 at 8:14 pm
nettiebarron
I’m breathless, obviously.
June 23, 2016 at 8:13 pm
Inkarnit
Seriously, this can’t actually be working. He’s not a glittery vampire. He’s a furry scary wolf.
June 23, 2016 at 8:15 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
He’s not a wolf.
June 23, 2016 at 8:16 pm
Inkarnit
Then who is the other wolf. Pretend it’s not me for a second. Who?
June 23, 2016 at 8:17 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
I can’t pretend that.
June 23, 2016 at 8:18 pm
Inkarnit
You should. Within that scenario we’ll find the answer.
June 23, 2016 at 8:16 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Besides, I’ve always been Team Jacob.
June 23, 2016 at 8:10 pm
Inkarnit
I keep pinching myself but I won’t wake up.
June 23, 2016 at 8:15 pm
nettiebarron
New theory. Colin and DP are both Neutrals locked in some kind of battle over the hapless wolves and villagers.
June 23, 2016 at 8:16 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Wasn’t that the original theory?
June 23, 2016 at 8:17 pm
The Dread Pirate
We always said we should do a LOST version of werewolf. Your move, Jacob.
June 23, 2016 at 8:18 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Just vote no lynch already and get this over with.
June 23, 2016 at 8:20 pm
Inkarnit
Fuck your no lynch. Vote inkarnit instead.
June 23, 2016 at 8:19 pm
Inkarnit
I’m assuming you’re still not confirming Colin’s neutral status?
June 23, 2016 at 8:19 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
I’ve already confirmed it for you, Wolfson!
June 23, 2016 at 8:20 pm
Inkarnit
How can you confirm Colin as neutral?
June 23, 2016 at 8:21 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
By telling you he’s neutral.
June 23, 2016 at 8:23 pm
Inkarnit
You saying that means nothing. You claiming Seer powers?
June 23, 2016 at 8:29 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
I definitely don’t have seer powers.
June 23, 2016 at 8:18 pm
Colin Prime
Tire is fixed already- if anyone in the Seattle area needs tire work the Firestone at the Tacoma Mall just took super care of me- so I’m back on the road until I stop for dinner.
June 23, 2016 at 8:19 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
I thought you were supposed to reveal your neutrol peaks?
June 23, 2016 at 8:30 pm
Colin Prime
*sigh*
I don’t know how to post pictures on here from my phone.
I had a Brett Favre moment ready for all of us.
June 23, 2016 at 8:31 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
I don’t know what that means.
June 23, 2016 at 8:21 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Collective thinking time. Could Prime be neutral AND a wolf?
June 23, 2016 at 8:22 pm
Inkarnit
Yes. But not sure how that changes things. I’ve played games with Good wolves but never neutral wolves.
June 23, 2016 at 8:23 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
I could be convinced into your line of thinking if we can figure out how a neutral wolf changes things.
June 23, 2016 at 8:24 pm
Inkarnit
As I’ve never seen a neutral wolf I really have no idea. Maybe he has to survive to be last wolf standing?
June 23, 2016 at 8:27 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
If he has to be last wolf standing, he’d have been all on an Ash vote.
June 23, 2016 at 8:29 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Unless he needs to fulfill the neutral AND wolf side of things…
June 23, 2016 at 8:21 pm
Inkarnit
Seriously if there are village members with powers you’re not telling, you’re not doing us any favors.
June 23, 2016 at 8:25 pm
Inkarnit
Annette, when you viewed codefox did he come back as just “wolf” or what? And the villagers, how’d they reveal? And DP? Just neutral?
June 23, 2016 at 8:29 pm
nettiebarron
Just Neutral. Just Wolf. Villagers, no role.
June 23, 2016 at 8:30 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
If there’s a wolf role, you didn’t see it with Codefox but would, potentially, with Colin. Do no lynch and peek Colin.
June 23, 2016 at 8:32 pm
Inkarnit
No dammit. Lynch Ash or me. There’s no guarantee that she’ll be alive. In fact I don’t think she will be.
June 23, 2016 at 8:33 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
I guess we have to take that chance.
June 23, 2016 at 8:34 pm
Colin Prime
Speaking as a neutral, I’m fairly positive she will be.
June 23, 2016 at 8:35 pm
Inkarnit
We don’t have to take that chance. We can lynch me or ash to narrow the pool in case she doesn’t get a peek.
June 23, 2016 at 8:37 pm
Inkarnit
You’re being too cryptic for me to trust your “neutral” opinion.
June 23, 2016 at 8:36 pm
nettiebarron
Why are you so adamantly for the no lynch option? Aside from the Colin whispering?
June 23, 2016 at 8:38 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Are you talking to me?
June 23, 2016 at 8:38 pm
nettiebarron
Yes.
June 23, 2016 at 8:38 pm
Inkarnit
THANK YOU.
But she seems to think by killing no one today and by getting a clear murdered at night that the wolf pool becomes clearer. I just… I don’t get it.
June 23, 2016 at 8:39 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Yeah. What Wolfson said. Just trust that my reasoning is better than his opinion of it.
June 23, 2016 at 8:40 pm
Inkarnit
Your reasoning has been a bag of smashed assholes so far so I’d trust no such thing.
June 23, 2016 at 8:41 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
You never trust my reasoning anyway. I’m not sure you can have an unbiased opinion.
June 23, 2016 at 8:42 pm
Inkarnit
There’s been literally no information presented which would lead me to trusting a no lynch option at all. Why the fuck do I want you to lynch me even before no lynch?
June 23, 2016 at 8:47 pm
Colin Prime
Because this line of reasoning makes you look like you’re not a wolf. You know you’re not on the chopping block so as long as you keep yelling really loud at everyone that we should lynch you instead of the no lynch it makes you look clean. It’s your only hope of convincing the villagers that you’re not a wolf.
June 23, 2016 at 8:48 pm
Inkarnit
Except I’m dead serious. Lynch me before no lynch. No shitting. Lynch me and peek Colin. Whatever. But no lynch plays into Colin’s hands somehow.
June 23, 2016 at 8:30 pm
daneekasghost
VOTING UPDATE
.
.
ash10101 -3- voting Colin Prime
NO LYNCH -2-
Colin Prime -1- voting NO LYNCH
inkarnit voting ash10101
nettiebarron
TDO voting ash10101
Royal Ape voting ash10101
MelissaD voting NO LYNCH
Dread Pirate
1.5 hours. Majority is 5.
June 23, 2016 at 8:38 pm
nettiebarron
Royal? You still around? You were for the no lynch option.
June 23, 2016 at 8:38 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Royal’s dead. Long live Royal!
June 23, 2016 at 8:39 pm
Inkarnit
He said he miscalculated.
June 23, 2016 at 8:41 pm
nettiebarron
Where did he say that?
June 23, 2016 at 8:43 pm
Inkarnit
June 23, 2016 at 8:45 pm
nettiebarron
Thank you. But he seems to think it doesn’t matter one way or another, right?
June 23, 2016 at 8:45 pm
Inkarnit
That’s was his indication in that post yes. But since then he’s cast several votes. I didn’t understand his idea for no lynch either.
June 23, 2016 at 8:42 pm
nettiebarron
Melissa, don’t talk to Wolfson, talk to me. Why no lynch?
June 23, 2016 at 8:43 pm
nettiebarron
Also, could you talk to me like I’ve had a really long day and might only be four?
June 23, 2016 at 8:44 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
I gave my reasoning above. It narrows shit down. You’ll be safe. You’ll peak Prime or Wolfson, and we wake up tomorrow with some blood shed but the villagers overtake the wolves.
June 23, 2016 at 8:46 pm
nettiebarron
Do you see any harm in taking out someone now?
June 23, 2016 at 8:49 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Not “harm”, per se.
June 23, 2016 at 8:47 pm
Inkarnit
This is factually incorrect. It doesn’t narrow ANYTHING. Her peek may never happen. And if we kill someone now she can peek still anyway.
June 23, 2016 at 8:49 pm
Colin Prime
But if we kill the wrong person and then another villager dies the village could be in trouble.
June 23, 2016 at 8:51 pm
Inkarnit
If we mislynch today the wolves are pinpointed. Doesn’t matter.
June 23, 2016 at 8:52 pm
nettiebarron
How Kaa? I mean, Colin.
June 23, 2016 at 8:57 pm
Colin Prime
Is that a jungle book reference?
June 23, 2016 at 8:50 pm
Inkarnit
When, in the history of CdL Werewolf, has it made sense to no lynch over lynching into a 2/3 wolf pool? Moreso, we’re pretty much entirely agreed that Ash is one of those wolves. So when have we ever let a wolf live on purpose?
June 23, 2016 at 8:51 pm
The Dread Pirate
Yesterday
June 23, 2016 at 8:51 pm
Inkarnit
Heh I almost added “before yesterday”
June 23, 2016 at 8:54 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
I’m just wondering why your “bussing” Ash so hard. Does it matter which of you goes first or when? If you’re insistent you live longer than Ash, you can no lynch today and still live longer than Ash. I’m not sure your angle here.
June 23, 2016 at 8:57 pm
Inkarnit
I don’t care about outliving Ash. That’s why you can lynch me first if necessary. I just know he’s got to be a wolf so figure we should do that first to give us breathing room.
June 23, 2016 at 8:59 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
As much as his “unfortunately Melissa is gonna be a pissed off mad siren” thing DOES give me pause and weird me out, I’m still not convinced he’s a wolf. I am the opposite of that.
June 23, 2016 at 8:54 pm
Colin Prime
Look, Inkarnit is gonna keep freaking out all night because he thinks the no lynch option helps me out. Who cares? It’s the best option for the village which he obviously doesn’t care about. All the “lynch me” stuff is clearly bluster because if we went that route:
A) he’s a wolf and the field is narrowed even further guaranteeing a village win
B) he’s a villager and this hurts the village tremendously
So there’s no scenario where that plays out for him. He’s just freaking out about the possibility of my neutral condition. I’ve already stated that I’m invested in helping the village. No lynch is the best option for tonight.
June 23, 2016 at 8:57 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Yeah, that’s what I’m getting, too. He’s somehow hyper focused on you not getting what you want, but he’s not convincing me that your neutral thing doesn’t also help me. He’s not convincing me your neutral thing doesn’t matter at all.
June 23, 2016 at 9:00 pm
Inkarnit
Because I don’t trust Colin! His neutral claim doesn’t make sense because there’s only 2 people that could be wolves. UNLESS THERE’S SECRET INFO YOU’RE NOT SHARING.
June 23, 2016 at 9:01 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
I don’t understand. His neutral claim still makes sense with only 2 people left to be wolves: You and Ash.
June 23, 2016 at 9:02 pm
Inkarnit
Except that I know I’m not a wolf and therefore it DOESN’T
June 23, 2016 at 9:05 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Only YOU “know” you’re not a wolf.
June 23, 2016 at 9:06 pm
Inkarnit
You are making EVERY assumption that I’m a wolf. You aren’t thinking of how anything is if that’s untrue. You need your brain recalibrated and thus by lynching me you’ll be forced to. You can’t make all your assumptions fact based on one other assumption.
June 23, 2016 at 9:08 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
I’m making my assumptions based off facts. Granted, I probably don’t have ALL the facts, but I have some that all point to you.
June 23, 2016 at 9:09 pm
Inkarnit
So fucking eat your pride a second and figure out what it means if I’m good.
June 23, 2016 at 9:12 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
If you’re good, it means pure chaos. It means either 1) Colin is the mythical neutral wolf, 2) Annette’s lying and or an unreliable seer without realizing it, or 3) Royal and TDO are potentially hidden wolves.
Those all seem like stretches. Except MAYBE #1.
June 23, 2016 at 9:35 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
No argument to that?
June 23, 2016 at 9:36 pm
Inkarnit
No argument to that. That’s where you need to spend your energy thinking. I think Colin is a regular evil wolf. Not neutral. If you have evidence to the contrary, present it.
June 23, 2016 at 8:59 pm
Inkarnit
No, I just don’t see how it possibly helps the village. At all. I see no scenario besides secret powers. And at this point they shouldn’t be secret.
In A lynching someone helps the village Win as you say.
In B it only hurts if we get a villager and still results in the wolves being identified undoubtedly thus making the village Win.
There’s no way this helps us.
June 23, 2016 at 9:00 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
I’m most weirded out by how quiet Ash is and how she hasn’t moved her vote to a no lynch to at least save herself.
June 23, 2016 at 9:01 pm
Inkarnit
He is a wolf and knows he’s screwed.
June 23, 2016 at 9:03 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Even better time to just go in and no lynch.
June 23, 2016 at 9:04 pm
Inkarnit
Except then he’d prove he’s present and be unable to hide his wolfiness.
June 23, 2016 at 9:01 pm
The Dread Pirate
He/himself
June 23, 2016 at 9:11 pm
ash10101
Thanks will!
June 23, 2016 at 9:02 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
*he
I’m the worst.
June 23, 2016 at 9:06 pm
Inkarnit
You are.
June 23, 2016 at 9:07 pm
Inkarnit
Seriously if Melissa wasn’t Seer cleared I’d be voting her.
June 23, 2016 at 9:09 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
I feel like you’re finally understanding all the emotions I go through during every day discussions with you.
June 23, 2016 at 9:11 pm
Inkarnit
There’s literally never been a conversation we’ve had where you’ve expressed frustration at your inability to get me to think for a second.
June 23, 2016 at 9:12 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
That’s literally EVERY SINGLE FUCKING CONVERSATION.
June 23, 2016 at 9:13 pm
Inkarnit
Oh fuck off.
June 23, 2016 at 9:14 pm
nettiebarron
You realize you two have turned into SherryMac and Ash, right?
June 23, 2016 at 9:15 pm
Colin Prime
Secondy second this
June 23, 2016 at 9:16 pm
Inkarnit
That might be accurate.
June 23, 2016 at 9:09 pm
nettiebarron
DP? Why no vote?
June 23, 2016 at 9:12 pm
ash10101
unvote whoever the hell I was voting. Vote no lynch
June 23, 2016 at 9:12 pm
Inkarnit
No surprise there.
June 23, 2016 at 9:13 pm
nettiebarron
I’m not sure that could be more wolfy.
June 23, 2016 at 9:14 pm
Inkarnit
Every single post of his today is wolfy.
June 23, 2016 at 9:14 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Everyone already knows he’s wolfy. This is a perfectly sensible move.
June 23, 2016 at 9:14 pm
Inkarnit
I’mma flip my shit
June 23, 2016 at 9:12 pm
Colin Prime
Ok. I’m done with dinner.
I’m tired of listening to Karn yell.
It’s been a wicked long day, and I haven’t gleamed anything new in the last couple hours.
I’m getting back on the road and won’t be home till about midnight so good luck village, and stay smart.
June 23, 2016 at 9:16 pm
nettiebarron
Don’t leave Washington! We, um, need you.
June 23, 2016 at 9:16 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Why HASN’T DP voted?
June 23, 2016 at 9:17 pm
nettiebarron
Right?
June 23, 2016 at 9:34 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Why haven’t YOU voted!?
June 23, 2016 at 9:37 pm
nettiebarron
I can’t figure out why we don’t take out Ash if we all agree he’s a wolf. Also, I feel like DP is waiting to pounce.
June 23, 2016 at 9:37 pm
Inkarnit
Ding ding ding. I can’t either. This is why I’m so flummoxed.
June 23, 2016 at 9:39 pm
nettiebarron
You’re not helping.
June 23, 2016 at 9:40 pm
Inkarnit
Well it’s the same questions I have.
June 23, 2016 at 9:44 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
DP probably is ready to pounce. But who cares? He’s neutral.
June 23, 2016 at 9:27 pm
daneekasghost
3-3 ash-no lynch
nettiebarron and Dread Pirate to vote.
June 23, 2016 at 9:40 pm
The Dread Pirate
vote no lynch
Nettie, I promise that the wolves will not kill you overnight
June 23, 2016 at 9:41 pm
Inkarnit
Even if so, I’m not going to understand why no lynch over a wolf until… Ever? I’m so curious what the full rules will tell.
June 23, 2016 at 9:44 pm
Inkarnit
Wouldn’t she be safe even if we lynch someone? Can’t we kill Ash AND get a view?
June 23, 2016 at 9:47 pm
Inkarnit
Is this promise made because the game would be over?
June 23, 2016 at 9:48 pm
The Dread Pirate
No, it’s because the wolves can’t kill her at night. It’s not like I haven’t made that clear.
June 23, 2016 at 9:50 pm
Inkarnit
You haven’t actually made that clear but cool. Is Colin your neutral partner?
June 23, 2016 at 9:42 pm
Inkarnit
Wolves, kill me. I wanna know the spoilers sooner rather than later.
June 23, 2016 at 9:42 pm
daneekasghost
4 (no lynch) – 3 (ash10101)
18 minutes. nettiebarron to vote.
June 23, 2016 at 9:44 pm
nettiebarron
The neutral votes no lynch. TDO and Royal vote Ash. Melissa, you’re the only no lynch by a person I trust. You stand by it? I’m worried it triggers some catastrophic Brooks Monster.
June 23, 2016 at 9:45 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
We’re already suffering at the hands of a Catastrophic Brooks Monster, but I’m fully down with the “no lynch”.
June 23, 2016 at 9:46 pm
Inkarnit
That’s a good point actually. I have some concerns with a win stealing neutral team too.
June 23, 2016 at 9:49 pm
nettiebarron
Vote No Lynch I cannot take the shit storm that would ensure from a tie.
June 23, 2016 at 9:49 pm
nettiebarron
Ensue
June 23, 2016 at 9:50 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
It’s probably also ensured.
June 23, 2016 at 9:50 pm
daneekasghost
No lynch has been hauled off to jail.
June 23, 2016 at 9:51 pm
MelissaDiamondPhillips
Finally. That jerk’s been hiding and saying nothing this entire game.
June 23, 2016 at 9:54 pm
joepunman
*** DEAD ***
Asshole
*** GOING BACK TO DOING NOTHING ***
June 23, 2016 at 9:52 pm
Inkarnit
This is anticlimactic. Now we have to wait until morning for any news 😛
June 23, 2016 at 9:52 pm
daneekasghost
Not necessarily true.
June 23, 2016 at 9:54 pm
Inkarnit
Prove me wrong!
June 23, 2016 at 9:55 pm
daneekasghost
Sounds like a challenge.
June 23, 2016 at 9:56 pm
Inkarnit
Challenge accepted?
June 23, 2016 at 9:51 pm
daneekasghost
Do I call night?
June 23, 2016 at 9:52 pm
nettiebarron
Yes, please.
June 23, 2016 at 9:51 pm
nettiebarron
If this turns out horribly, we’re going to blame TDO and Royal for not showing up.
June 23, 2016 at 9:52 pm
Inkarnit
Oh I won’t be blaming them at all.
June 23, 2016 at 9:56 pm
daneekasghost
Alright.
IT IS NIGHT.
June 23, 2016 at 9:57 pm
daneekasghost
The (non)-death post will go up and that means no more talking.
June 23, 2016 at 9:58 pm
daneekasghost
NO DEATH.
This means that I reveal Dread Pirate’s role.
Your role is REPAIR DROID (neutral).
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You are tasked with keeping the ship and its crew in peak condition. Your goal is to prevent the deaths of as many crew members as possible regardless of their wolf/villager role. Thus, whenever the village vote ends without a death at nightfall (a tie and thus no immediate lynch will count), you will be able to recruit one random surviving villager to your cause.
Additionally, you have an angel power to perhaps help prevent death by night kill. Should you successfully save a villager, a random villager remaining in the game (not necessarily the player you saved) will be recruited to your cause. This power is available every night. You may not self-protect or protect the same player two nights in a row.
You will be told the identity of your new recruit but will not be allowed to night talk with them. Additional recruits will not have angel powers.
Should the # of neutral players ever become larger than the number of both wolves and villagers (for example, 3 neutrals, 2 wolves and 2 villagers) neutrals will win the game and their game will end.
Although the village is unaware of your existence in this game, you are allowed to role claim. The mod will not confirm or deny the existence of a neutral role (except in three cases – 1. to let the newly recruited know that they are now switching sides, 2. if a neutral is peeked by the seer, 3. in the event that a neutral is lynched).
With this lack of a death, Pirate recruits Royal Ape and now the neutrals outnumber both the wolves and the villagers. Their win condition is satisfied and all neutrals are removed from the game.
NEUTRALS (Dread Pirate, Colin Prime, MelissaD, and now Royal Ape) WIN!
June 23, 2016 at 10:02 pm
daneekasghost
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violabeenice(wolf, shoved out an airlock, day 1)todahshy(funny bone attack, night 1)joepunman(villager, spooky’s terrible taste in beer, day 2)kg2005(villager, neglect, day 3)spookymilk(lost a challenge, night 3)codefox(wolf, no longer navigating, day 4)Royal Ape (NEUTRAL – WINNER!)
MelissaDiamondPhillips (NEUTRAL – WINNER!)
Colin Prime (NEUTRAL – WINNER!)
Dread Pirate (NEUTRAL – WINNER!)
nettiebarron
ash10101
TDO
inkarnit
Night actors, do your night acting.
June 24, 2016 at 8:31 am
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