HALL OF CHAMPIONS
SPOOKYMILK SURVIVOR
I: Rachel “The Double-Dealer” Flynn
II: Ryan “The Snake” Fossum
III: Patrick “The Gentleman” Kozicky
IV: Brienne “The Submitter” Maner
V: Rusty “The Porn Star” Greene
VI: Brooks “The Unlikely Hero” Maki
VII: William “The Soulful” Schuth
VIII: Brooks “The Survivor” Maki
IX: Zack “The Ice Cream Man” Sauvageau
X: Pete “The Vacuum Cleaner” Bruzek
Turbo: Brooks “The 1956-1979 Montreal Canadiens” Maki
XI: Matt “The Cold-Hearted Motherf*&^er” Novak
All-Stars (XII): Andy “The Quiet Man” Rustleund
XIII: Sarah “Clarence’s Hope” Bizek
XIV: Dan “The Professional” Kautz
XV: Christina “Assault And” Pepper
XVI: Matt “The First-Time Player” Novak
XVII: Stacy “Saintly Patience” Snell
XVIII: Brian “Checkmate” David
XIX: Annette “Eammon for the Top” Barron
XX: Daniel “Neville “Smash “Hardware” Hardwood” Longbottom” Caouette
XXI: Pete “The Comeback Kid” Bruzek
XXII: Dan “The Even More Professional” Kautz
XXIII: Melissa “Don’t You (Forget About Me)” David
XXIV: Stacy “Fucking” Snell
GODS AND MORTALS
I: Dragging Rivet’s Name Through the Mud One Last Time: Matt Novak (Ultragrandpa) and Michael Rivet (Friph Flipher-Fiph)
II: Bahambo Number 5: Pete “Triple Crown” Bruzek and Michelle “Single Tiara…So Far” Pratt
BIG BROTHER
I: Brooks “Oh, for the Love of God” Maki
II: Michael “#DDB” Rivet
III: Pete “Fortune’s Fool” Bruzek
IV: Erin “All Seven and We’ll Watch Them Fall” Leslie
V: Jake “Littlefinger” Elliott
FALL, CAESAR
2014: Brooks “The Creator” Maki
2015: Matt “The Artist” Novak
2016: Matt “Waited Them Out” Novak
2017: Annette “I Would’ve Voted for You” Barron
THE ROYAL RUMBLE
2013: #21 Greg “The Gallant Glutton of Greatness” Johnson
2014: #29 Jonathon “Big Papa” Pope
2015: #8 Christina “Am I in This?” Pepper
2016: #22 Annette “No Backs Stabbed” Barron
2017: #30 Bernice “The Vulture” Nicaise
2018: #17 Carrie “Solid Gold” Bard
2019: #16 Jake “The Jabroni” Elliott
PLAY WITH THE PROSE
(Writing, non-elimination)
I: Sarah “Centipede Face” Johnson
II: Sarah “The Johnson Eliminator” Wreisner
III: Colin “Lonely Old Moon” Woolston
IV: Melissa “Not Sidebar Material” Diamond
V: Sama “No Family Reunions” Smith
VI: Sarah “Tumor Face” Wreisner
VII: John “Cult Following” Wreisner
VIII: Joshua “Peed the Bed” Longman
VIII: Annette “Oh, Right, That’s Who Won” Barron
WEREWOLF (most recent)
Werewolf Stats Spreadsheet
PUZZLE CHALLENGE
I (Pure): Matthew “The Obsessor” Gilman
I (Power): Kelly “The Novak-Destroyer” Wells
DIPLOMACY
I: Matt “Exploiter of Worlds” Novak (France)
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July 1, 2016 at 1:01 pm
todahshy
Afternoon!
July 1, 2016 at 1:02 pm
nettiebarron
AH HA!
July 1, 2016 at 1:03 pm
todahshy
Now you’re finally hunting! You have learned from the best!
July 1, 2016 at 1:04 pm
nettiebarron
Don’t tell ME I can’t learn!
July 1, 2016 at 1:16 pm
Inkarnit
We have now changed the definition of best at CdL?
July 1, 2016 at 1:02 pm
todahshy
Hmm that entrance seemed wolfy
vote todahshy
July 1, 2016 at 1:02 pm
nettiebarron
Vote Melissa Because, come on!
July 1, 2016 at 1:04 pm
todahshy
unvote todahshy vote Nettie
I still think I was right yesterday
July 1, 2016 at 1:05 pm
nettiebarron
Keep trying . . . maybe someday.
July 1, 2016 at 1:04 pm
violabeenice
vote todahshy
for ruining my winning streak. 1st game: won as a villager, 2nd game: won as a wolf. Third game, we all know how it went for the village.
July 1, 2016 at 1:05 pm
todahshy
Yikes! That was WAY harsh!
July 1, 2016 at 1:06 pm
violabeenice
I see what you did there
July 1, 2016 at 1:06 pm
violabeenice
unvote todahshy
this may have been as much Annette’s fault as yours for becoming so focused.
July 1, 2016 at 1:07 pm
todahshy
unvote Nettie vote Viola
Revenge vote. Deal with it
July 1, 2016 at 1:08 pm
violabeenice
I get it. Sounds fair
July 1, 2016 at 1:08 pm
todahshy
Inkarnit has been wolfishly absent.
July 1, 2016 at 1:10 pm
violabeenice
Both Melissa and Ink are “working”. Seems super wolfish.
July 1, 2016 at 1:12 pm
todahshy
Possible wolf team???
July 1, 2016 at 1:15 pm
Inkarnit
That team would work out well for the village.
July 1, 2016 at 1:10 pm
nettiebarron
Unvote Melissa, Vote Inkarnit Melissa will be so mad that I beat her to it.
July 1, 2016 at 1:11 pm
violabeenice
Oh yes she will
July 1, 2016 at 1:11 pm
todahshy
My hopefully not too late list:
Annette – hates me, 25% chance of wolf
Viola – likes Annette, hates me by proxy – 25% chance of wolf
Melissa – hates Inkarnit – but don’t we all? – 25% chance of wolf
Inkarnit – planning a fake seer play – 25% chance of wolf
July 1, 2016 at 1:12 pm
violabeenice
I agree with this math and second your list
July 1, 2016 at 1:12 pm
todahshy
Interesting.
July 1, 2016 at 1:13 pm
violabeenice
(substitute my name with yours… of course)
July 1, 2016 at 1:16 pm
nettiebarron
HATE?! Don’t flatter yourself, you wolf!
July 1, 2016 at 1:13 pm
todahshy
unvote Viola vote Viola
Wolfishly agreeable
July 1, 2016 at 1:14 pm
violabeenice
sounds unfair
July 1, 2016 at 1:14 pm
Inkarnit
I’m here! Had to rush a client out the door to make way for more important things, like eating villagers.
vote Melissa because she’s Evil!Melissa.
July 1, 2016 at 1:16 pm
todahshy
Wow. Bussing this early
July 1, 2016 at 1:16 pm
Inkarnit
It’s Turbo. All rules are out the window.
July 1, 2016 at 1:17 pm
nettiebarron
Unvote Inkarnit, Vote Todah Because lists ARE STUPID.
July 1, 2016 at 1:19 pm
todahshy
Well we all know you won’t be making one!
July 1, 2016 at 1:22 pm
Inkarnit
True. Annette’s lists look like this:
Annette – wolf
Everyone else – unsure
July 1, 2016 at 1:27 pm
nettiebarron
This is a lie! You are a wolf!
The correct list is: Annette, snowy white vanillager
Everyone else, black hearted, lying bastard wolves.
July 1, 2016 at 1:27 pm
Inkarnit
Beau wouldn’t…. well… maybe he would.
July 1, 2016 at 1:22 pm
nettiebarron
Right. DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
July 1, 2016 at 1:18 pm
Inkarnit
I peeked spooky on n0 and he was a wolf. Melissa must have known I caught him so she was willing to bus.
July 1, 2016 at 1:18 pm
todahshy
Anyone want to start an Evil!TownCircle with me? We can secretly betray the village to the wolves!
July 1, 2016 at 1:19 pm
Inkarnit
Do I have to be Evil!Inkarnit to join? Or just UpToNoGood!Inkarnit?
July 1, 2016 at 1:20 pm
todahshy
Depends on how desperate we get
July 1, 2016 at 1:20 pm
Inkarnit
Also, obligatory “you do that anyway” post.
July 1, 2016 at 1:21 pm
todahshy
Oooooooooooh
July 1, 2016 at 1:20 pm
violabeenice
vote Nettie
she still seems to be focused on Todah and not hunting
July 1, 2016 at 1:21 pm
Inkarnit
Villager tunnel or wolf tunnel? HMMMMM
July 1, 2016 at 1:23 pm
violabeenice
Is there any way of telling?
July 1, 2016 at 1:23 pm
Inkarnit
Yes. I will demonstrate.
July 1, 2016 at 1:22 pm
todahshy
unvote Viola vote Evil!Inkarnit
July 1, 2016 at 1:23 pm
Inkarnit
Whew. I have nothing to worry about since Evil!Inkarnit isn’t playing this game.
July 1, 2016 at 1:23 pm
nettiebarron
Unvote Todah, Vote Viola Guys, I can see her. She’s clearly hairier today than yesterday.
July 1, 2016 at 1:24 pm
Inkarnit
Demonstration complete.
July 1, 2016 at 1:25 pm
violabeenice
Duly noted
July 1, 2016 at 1:25 pm
nettiebarron
You know nothing, Jon Snow.
July 1, 2016 at 1:26 pm
Inkarnit
I know I’m gonna marry my half-sister Daenerys and ride a dragon while conquering the Seven Kingdoms.
July 1, 2016 at 1:55 pm
kg2005
*NOT PLAYING*
She’s his aunt, not half-sister!
*NOT PLAYING*
July 1, 2016 at 1:56 pm
Inkarnit
Oh. Even better. My bad!
July 1, 2016 at 1:27 pm
violabeenice
I think of you as more of a Daenerys not Ygritte
July 1, 2016 at 1:28 pm
Inkarnit
So… either way, I get to bang.
July 1, 2016 at 1:28 pm
todahshy
#nerdalert
July 1, 2016 at 1:25 pm
todahshy
Plot twist!
July 1, 2016 at 1:25 pm
Inkarnit
We just need Melissa to show up and admit to being a wolf.
July 1, 2016 at 1:28 pm
Beau
VOTING UPDATE
Everyone has one vote except inkarnit I think
July 1, 2016 at 1:29 pm
Inkarnit
Only Evil!Inkarnit has one vote from todahshy.
July 1, 2016 at 1:29 pm
violabeenice
unvote Nettie vote Ink
out of fairness
July 1, 2016 at 1:30 pm
Inkarnit
Well now that’s 2. Melissa just needs to show up and snipe and I’m toast!
With 5 players does 3rd vote theory become 2nd vote theory?
July 1, 2016 at 1:31 pm
nettiebarron
What is this blathering?
July 1, 2016 at 1:30 pm
Inkarnit
Moving to mobile for lunch. That’s a smart thing to do while playing a Turbo right?
July 1, 2016 at 1:31 pm
todahshy
I’ve been playing on my black phone
July 1, 2016 at 1:31 pm
nettiebarron
You’re doomed.
July 1, 2016 at 1:30 pm
todahshy
unvote Evil! Inkarnit vote Inkarnit
Fixed!
July 1, 2016 at 1:31 pm
Inkarnit
Well now that’s just plain wolfy. You admit that I’m not Evil while casting the vote even!
July 1, 2016 at 1:32 pm
todahshy
unvote Inkarnit, vote todahshy.
You’re right. I’m wolfy
July 1, 2016 at 1:33 pm
nettiebarron
This makes me happy.
July 1, 2016 at 1:33 pm
Inkarnit
If wolves don’t pounce is because you’re one!
July 1, 2016 at 1:34 pm
nettiebarron
Not sure how this works with only one wolf, but YEAH!
July 1, 2016 at 1:35 pm
Inkarnit
Shh let it happen
July 1, 2016 at 1:35 pm
todahshy
Let’s not relive all those permutations
July 1, 2016 at 1:35 pm
violabeenice
unvote Ink
he needs to catch up on his phone first
July 1, 2016 at 1:36 pm
Inkarnit
I’m caught up.
Wait
July 1, 2016 at 1:36 pm
Beau
2 INK
1 Viola
1 Nettie
July 1, 2016 at 1:36 pm
Inkarnit
So inaccurate
July 1, 2016 at 1:37 pm
violabeenice
and he figured that out from his phone
July 1, 2016 at 1:39 pm
todahshy
Yeah I thought I had 2 lol
July 1, 2016 at 1:37 pm
Inkarnit
It’s 1 todah, 1 Melissa, 1 viola I think.
July 1, 2016 at 1:37 pm
violabeenice
vote Ink
he’s caught up
July 1, 2016 at 1:37 pm
todahshy
On my phone I can’t really tell Inkarnit and Nettie’s avatars apart so I shall
unvote todahshy vote Inkarnettie
July 1, 2016 at 1:37 pm
todahshy
I totally ship this
July 1, 2016 at 1:59 pm
nibbish
** not playing **
I lol’d
July 1, 2016 at 1:39 pm
Inkarnit
Heh. Found a way to vote for two people!
July 1, 2016 at 1:39 pm
violabeenice
Muti-tasking to a whole new level
July 1, 2016 at 1:37 pm
nettiebarron
Unvote Viola, Vote Todah Only a wolf would use the word permutations.
July 1, 2016 at 1:38 pm
violabeenice
unvote Ink vote Melissa
for not being here yet
July 1, 2016 at 1:40 pm
Inkarnit
I’m having Jack in the Box. Should I get tacos or bacon Swiss buttery jack?
July 1, 2016 at 1:40 pm
todahshy
Never been
July 1, 2016 at 1:41 pm
Inkarnit
Well that explains a lot. It’s not your fault you’re a horrible villager after all.
July 1, 2016 at 1:42 pm
todahshy
There are none around here. We just know Jack in the box as that place that food poisons people.
July 1, 2016 at 1:44 pm
nettiebarron
No Jack In The Box?! Because you live in the forest with the other wolves? AH HAH!
July 1, 2016 at 1:44 pm
Inkarnit
Wait what?
July 1, 2016 at 1:46 pm
Inkarnit
Nettie solved it.
July 1, 2016 at 1:41 pm
nettiebarron
Only a wolf would have to ask. Because BACON!
July 1, 2016 at 1:41 pm
violabeenice
bacon Swiss and then tell me how it is because I’ve wanted to try one
July 1, 2016 at 1:42 pm
Inkarnit
They’re awesome.
July 1, 2016 at 1:41 pm
todahshy
#teaminkarnettie
July 1, 2016 at 1:43 pm
Inkarnit
Good idea. Come on Nettie, todah formed a trust team for us. Now we only have to find the wolf between todah, Melissa, and viola.
July 1, 2016 at 1:43 pm
todahshy
Inkarnettie 4eva
July 1, 2016 at 1:43 pm
Inkarnit
We like to call that “Baron Von Wolfe”
July 1, 2016 at 1:44 pm
nettiebarron
Ha!
July 1, 2016 at 1:43 pm
violabeenice
unvote Melissa vote Inktodah
I can multi-task too
July 1, 2016 at 1:45 pm
todahshy
Todahshink sounds better. God do I have to come up with all the couple shipping names around here?
July 1, 2016 at 1:46 pm
nettiebarron
Okay, I lol’d
July 1, 2016 at 1:49 pm
violabeenice
Damn it, that does sound better.
July 1, 2016 at 1:44 pm
Beau
VOTING UPDATE
No idea
July 1, 2016 at 1:45 pm
Inkarnit
Pretty sure it’s Melissa 1, everyone else 0.
July 1, 2016 at 1:44 pm
violabeenice
unvote Inktodah
I just don’t feel right about it
July 1, 2016 at 1:47 pm
Inkarnit
unvote Melissa; vote todah because Nettie solved that he lives in the forest with other wolves.
July 1, 2016 at 1:48 pm
todahshy
I live in Massachusetts just searched, closest Jack in the Box is North Carolina
July 1, 2016 at 1:48 pm
Inkarnit
Worth the trip.
July 1, 2016 at 1:49 pm
todahshy
I’ve also never been to a steak and shake.
July 1, 2016 at 1:50 pm
Inkarnit
We’ve already determined you live in the woods and are a wolf so this is no shock.
July 1, 2016 at 1:50 pm
violabeenice
they just opened one in Seattle and the line was around the block
July 1, 2016 at 1:51 pm
todahshy
That was like when we first got Sonic around here.
July 1, 2016 at 1:54 pm
Inkarnit
But sonic is…. Nothing special.
July 1, 2016 at 1:55 pm
todahshy
They have tots!
July 1, 2016 at 1:50 pm
todahshy
unvote whoever vote Melissa
Show your fangs!
July 1, 2016 at 1:51 pm
nettiebarron
There, I chained my Gravatar. No one should mistake me for Inkarnit!
July 1, 2016 at 1:52 pm
violabeenice
You chained your Gravatar?
July 1, 2016 at 1:53 pm
nettiebarron
Yes. I’m sticking with that. I locked up that little cookie FOR GOOD!
July 1, 2016 at 1:52 pm
todahshy
Still looks unchained to me.
July 1, 2016 at 1:53 pm
Inkarnit
A chained flower is fucked up.
July 1, 2016 at 1:54 pm
nettiebarron
No. No. No. This flower is off the hook.
July 1, 2016 at 1:54 pm
todahshy
Her avatar is a flower?!?! It looks like an old, bald fat guy on my phone.
July 1, 2016 at 1:55 pm
Inkarnit
Stop talking selfies.
July 1, 2016 at 1:55 pm
todahshy
Oh now it’s a flower
July 1, 2016 at 1:58 pm
Inkarnit
So does Annette!
Oh. That wasn’t a typo?
July 1, 2016 at 1:59 pm
Inkarnit
Dammit this was supposed to be in reply to todahshy tots comment.
July 1, 2016 at 2:00 pm
todahshy
I was confused lol
July 1, 2016 at 1:53 pm
Inkarnit
Melissa said she’d be late for D1… Not absent. Should we lynch her for it?
July 1, 2016 at 1:54 pm
violabeenice
It would be a good way to get through D1. Always works for CP
July 1, 2016 at 1:55 pm
Beau
5 minutes until night.
Some people have votes
July 1, 2016 at 1:56 pm
violabeenice
Well, that’s helpful. You are half-baked aren’t you?
July 1, 2016 at 1:56 pm
violabeenice
I know, I know… Mod kill
July 1, 2016 at 1:56 pm
nettiebarron
Damn it. That was a quick day.
July 1, 2016 at 1:57 pm
todahshy
Hmmmmmm I’m pretty sure wolves eat flowers…
July 1, 2016 at 1:57 pm
Inkarnit
unvote todah; revote Melissa because Melissa.
July 1, 2016 at 1:58 pm
violabeenice
Unvote whoever… have I even got a vote anywhere? Vote Todah
I still hate that you ruined my winning streak
July 1, 2016 at 2:00 pm
Inkarnit
I think viola tried to snipe onto todah.
July 1, 2016 at 2:00 pm
nettiebarron
What does that even mean?
July 1, 2016 at 2:01 pm
Inkarnit
She’s a wolf.
July 1, 2016 at 2:01 pm
Beau
IT IS NIGHT
July 1, 2016 at 2:02 pm
Beau
inkarnit voting Melissa
MelissaDiamond (2) voting nobody
nettiebarron voting todahsy
todahshy (2) voting Melissa
violabeenice voting todahshy
July 1, 2016 at 2:04 pm
Inkarnit
OT?
July 1, 2016 at 2:05 pm
Beau
TURBO TIEBREAKER
You have until 2:20 pm to vote out either Melissa or Todahshy. If you don’t vote, your vote stays where it was prior to the break. You can change and unchange your vote as many times as you want. However, if there’s a majority, tiebreaker ends,.
And if one of you twits votes for Melisshy you’re getting mod-killed
July 1, 2016 at 2:07 pm
nettiebarron
Harsh!
July 1, 2016 at 2:07 pm
Inkarnit
Viola is the wolf. If I hadn’t unvoted right before her she would have jailed todah. She may have not realized there were 2 votes on him already but she was trying to at least hit 2 at the buzzer.
July 1, 2016 at 2:07 pm
Inkarnit
This means it doesn’t matter. Let’s kill Melissa since she’s absent then lunch viola tomorrow.
July 1, 2016 at 2:08 pm
nettiebarron
Wait! I’m hungry. Lunch ME!
July 1, 2016 at 2:09 pm
Inkarnit
Freudian slip.
July 1, 2016 at 2:08 pm
todahshy
Perspective slip?
July 1, 2016 at 2:09 pm
Inkarnit
That too.
July 1, 2016 at 2:09 pm
todahshy
unvote MelissaD, vote MelissaDeau a deer, a female deer
July 1, 2016 at 2:11 pm
Inkarnit
You sure you don’t wanna vote for yourself again?
July 1, 2016 at 2:11 pm
violabeenice
unvote Todah vote Melissa
I was NOT keeping track of the votes… sorry Todah
July 1, 2016 at 2:13 pm
Inkarnit
So you thought he only had 1 when you voted?
July 1, 2016 at 2:13 pm
todahshy
There’s no sorry in turbo!
July 1, 2016 at 2:14 pm
Inkarnit
There is if you’re the wolf looking for the friendship win.
July 1, 2016 at 2:16 pm
todahshy
Friendship is the most important thing, in fact I think Friendship Fred should move to the front of the line!
July 1, 2016 at 2:12 pm
todahshy
unvote MelissaDeau vote Melissa
Let’s get rid of the bum who doesn’t like us.
July 1, 2016 at 2:14 pm
monstergumby
Merry vote Melisshy
July 1, 2016 at 2:14 pm
Beau
****Melissa has been hauled off to jail****
July 1, 2016 at 2:18 pm
todahshy
Oh no! How will the game go on without Melissa’s contributions?!
July 1, 2016 at 2:19 pm
Inkarnit
Yeah, we needed her!
July 1, 2016 at 2:17 pm
Inkarnit
Interesting viola. No addressing my accusation?
July 1, 2016 at 2:20 pm
Beau
IT IS NIGHT
“Where’s Melissa?” everyone asked in unison.
KG appeared. “I think I…” but before he could say anything he tripped over Beau’s dead body and impaled himself on one of Spooky’s fangs.
Nibbish appeared. “I saw her disappear,” he said. “Into my heart.”
“Was she furry?” asked inkarnit.
Nibbish winked.
inkarnit
MelissaDiamondLoved and lost and never played at allnettiebarron
todahshy
violabeenice
July 1, 2016 at 2:21 pm
Beau
Okay, wolf. Do your night thing. We’ll come back whenever I get my kid down for a nap. So…hopefully by 3 o’clock
July 1, 2016 at 2:46 pm
Beau
“Hey!” shouted violabeenice to the gang. “Did you know that in the Frog and Toad Together stories that the author intended the character to be gay?”
“What brings that up?” asked nettie.
“Well, you guys were trying to combine names and I was thinking of romance and love and then I tripped over toady’s dead body.”
inkarnit
MelissaDiamondLoved and lost and never played at allnettiebarron
todahshyportmanteauedviolabeenice
No time limit unless you guys get ridiculous.
July 1, 2016 at 2:48 pm
Inkarnit
Viola, thoughts about why todahshy was the nightkill?
July 1, 2016 at 2:51 pm
nettiebarron
Because he was tasty?
July 1, 2016 at 2:52 pm
violabeenice
Someone obviously saw that you thought that I took a shot at Todah as a “snipe” and is now covering by framing me?
July 1, 2016 at 3:06 pm
Inkarnit
Is this someone me or nettie? Why?
July 1, 2016 at 2:51 pm
Inkarnit
Nettie, your thoughts on the nightkill and viola would be nice as well.
July 1, 2016 at 2:52 pm
nettiebarron
Vote Inkarnit I just noticed he’s a wolf.
July 1, 2016 at 2:52 pm
nettiebarron
Unvote Inkarnit
July 1, 2016 at 2:53 pm
Inkarnit
Glad you did that quickly lol
July 1, 2016 at 2:54 pm
violabeenice
Nettie and I were grabbing a bite to eat right after the Melissa “hauled off to jail annoucement”. I didn’t have time to answer you question. I really wasn’t keeping close enough track of the voting. I did try to earlier on.
July 1, 2016 at 2:55 pm
nettiebarron
Yeah, but there wasn’t any BACON, so there’s that.
July 1, 2016 at 2:56 pm
violabeenice
but there was pulled pork, which was awesome
July 1, 2016 at 2:55 pm
violabeenice
Ink, your thoughts on the nightkill as well?
July 1, 2016 at 3:03 pm
violabeenice
nothing?
July 1, 2016 at 3:03 pm
Inkarnit
I was expecting to be the nightkill actually. That is what I would expect level 1 wolf viola to do. Killing todahshy instead, which would be a more a nettie target, looks like level 2 wolf play.
So does viola up her game to level 2 and kill todahshy to frame nettie? I think she does. Especially considering the late vote onto todahshy. It looked like she was trying to sneak in a vote to get him killed, leaving absent Melissa around to be unhelpful.
On the other hand, could this be nettie playing level 1 wolf and going after the obvious person who would be a bane to her in final 3, todahshy? I don’t feel that to be the case.
July 1, 2016 at 3:08 pm
nettiebarron
This sounds like level subzero Inkarnit is a wolf bullshit.
July 1, 2016 at 3:08 pm
Inkarnit
Interesting response.
July 1, 2016 at 3:10 pm
nettiebarron
Thank you. I mean, I guess Viola could be the wolf. I’m more leaning you, though.
July 1, 2016 at 3:10 pm
Inkarnit
I was really expecting you to bite on this Annette. That post was made out to sound like it was totally viola and so unlikely to be Annette. Your response to it is NOT what I expected.
July 2, 2016 at 6:09 pm
The Dread Pirate
*** wasn’t playing ***
Nettie’s response to inkarnit might be the most perfect answer ever posted here
July 2, 2016 at 6:23 pm
Inkarnit
Except the whole part about me being absolutely correct.
July 1, 2016 at 3:07 pm
violabeenice
Nah, I was too upset in the last game that CP was a wolf who never showed up. I was fine voting out Melissa.
July 1, 2016 at 3:08 pm
violabeenice
…and obviously should have…
July 1, 2016 at 3:11 pm
Inkarnit
I think Annette told me what I needed to know. She’s the wolf, viola. Do you see it?
July 1, 2016 at 3:14 pm
violabeenice
see what? I don’t see anything other then an accusation that you are the wolf.
July 1, 2016 at 3:20 pm
Inkarnit
I made it clear at the end of Day 1 that I thought you were the wolf. So Evil!nettie would know you have a predisposition against me going into Day 2. She kills todahshy (who has a predisposition against her) and leaves us around to fight it out. I made a post that almost entirely pointed to you as the wolf, expecting to get Evil!nettie to bite. She does… but in a different way. She responds by calling me the wolf. As a villager, my post should have made sense and had her think things through a bit. As a wolf, she either jumps on it right away or jumps on me. She jumped on me.
Also, her early vote onto me was probably made intending to get a quick vote out but then she realized that it was that exact move that made KG look like a wolf so she undid it.
July 1, 2016 at 3:22 pm
nettiebarron
Too many words. What is WRONG with you?!
July 1, 2016 at 3:23 pm
violabeenice
I need to put on my glasses… hold on
July 1, 2016 at 3:13 pm
todahshy
You guys should have killed Inkarnit. This is devolving into actual Werewolf!
July 1, 2016 at 3:14 pm
nibbish
Seriously. This is an outrage.
July 1, 2016 at 3:19 pm
Beau
I’ve ruined Turbo
July 1, 2016 at 3:20 pm
violabeenice
guns at ten paces?
July 1, 2016 at 3:21 pm
Inkarnit
Maybe I missed the memo. Was I not supposed to use logic in Turbo? I can devolve it.
July 1, 2016 at 3:40 pm
nibbish
No, Beau, don’t blame yourself. Your flavor text was perfect. You merely offered the canvas.
July 1, 2016 at 3:43 pm
violabeenice
Nibbish is right. You did great!!
July 1, 2016 at 3:19 pm
nettiebarron
More lol’ing
July 1, 2016 at 3:19 pm
Beau
11 MINUTES REMAINING UNTIL NIGHTFALL
July 1, 2016 at 3:20 pm
nettiebarron
DUHN DUHN DUUUUUHN
July 1, 2016 at 3:21 pm
violabeenice
I’m frozen in terror… ack!
July 1, 2016 at 3:22 pm
Inkarnit
OK new tactic since logic and words aren’t desired.
Viola, you were at lunch with Annette. This means you should have noticed the blood dripping from her fangs. Did you notice said blood?
July 1, 2016 at 3:23 pm
nettiebarron
She was too busy grooming her fur.
July 1, 2016 at 3:24 pm
violabeenice
What we really want to know is how was the Burger???
July 1, 2016 at 3:25 pm
Inkarnit
I already said it was fantastic before I even ate it. Because I’ve had it before.
July 1, 2016 at 3:26 pm
violabeenice
Oh sorry, apparently I missed that as well as the vote count
July 1, 2016 at 3:25 pm
nettiebarron
Vote Viola
July 1, 2016 at 3:25 pm
nettiebarron
Unvote Viola
July 1, 2016 at 3:26 pm
nettiebarron
Man, I was hoping to catch Inkarnit.
July 1, 2016 at 3:27 pm
Inkarnit
Yeah… it’s nettie. Since we have 3 minutes left I’ll stop trying to be funny.
vote nettie
July 1, 2016 at 3:28 pm
Inkarnit
Even though Beau said NO TIME LIMIT
July 1, 2016 at 3:28 pm
Beau
unless it gets ridiculous
July 1, 2016 at 3:28 pm
nettiebarron
Too late.
July 1, 2016 at 3:28 pm
nettiebarron
Vote Inkarnit
July 1, 2016 at 3:28 pm
Inkarnit
No possibility it’s viola huh?
July 1, 2016 at 3:29 pm
nettiebarron
Eh, could be.
July 1, 2016 at 3:28 pm
violabeenice
vote ink
July 1, 2016 at 3:28 pm
Inkarnit
Guess it was viola.
July 1, 2016 at 3:30 pm
Beau
Nettie and Ink glared at each other something fierce. It was the mother of all staring matches.
Viola went eenie-meenie-miny-mo and decided to kill the ugly one.
Wolves win!
July 1, 2016 at 3:31 pm
Inkarnit
Dammit Annette, why do all your responses to perfectly sensible arguments look wolfy?
July 1, 2016 at 3:31 pm
todahshy
Welcome to my world
July 1, 2016 at 3:31 pm
nettiebarron
THAT’S NOT A THING!
I dunno. It’s a gift.
July 1, 2016 at 3:32 pm
violabeenice
She is always the seer NEVER a wolf
July 1, 2016 at 3:32 pm
Beau
Wolves have now won six consecutive turbos after losing four straight. Come on DG, update the spreadsheet already.
July 1, 2016 at 3:34 pm
violabeenice
Thanks for the “fix” Beau. I will now go into withdrawals.
July 1, 2016 at 3:47 pm
todahshy
People win/lose turbo?
July 1, 2016 at 3:53 pm
Beau
You’re all winners. Except inkarnit.
July 1, 2016 at 4:46 pm
Inkarnit
Heh. Seriously, I’ve never played a Turbo before. Here or anywhere. Was I not supposed to be serious once there was serious shit to notice?
July 1, 2016 at 7:42 pm
Beau
Nah, it’s cool. Usually turbo is more rapid fire so there’s just less time to strategize. Also, some people are drunk.
January 5, 2017 at 4:56 pm
daneekasghost
Updated!
July 1, 2016 at 3:32 pm
Inkarnit
Like, when I posted that whole thing about why I thought it was viola, your response was what I was looking for on verification. If you responded with a quick jump on viola or a quick jump on me, I “knew” it was you. If you responded that you were going to look through and evaluate it in any way then I knew it was viola. I guess I should do the opposite of what I expect with you.
Good game viola. Killing todahshy was a good kill..
July 1, 2016 at 3:35 pm
nettiebarron
Yeah, since I never know how I’m going to react, you should probably stop thinking you do.
July 1, 2016 at 3:36 pm
Inkarnit
Apparently
July 1, 2016 at 3:36 pm
violabeenice
Thanks Ink. I figured killing you would have been the last of me. Todah and Annette would have come together as a team… no, that doesn’t sound right. Annadah? Todanette?
July 1, 2016 at 3:37 pm
Beau
***Viola is mod-killed again***.
July 1, 2016 at 3:38 pm
violabeenice
Seems fair. 🙂
July 1, 2016 at 3:35 pm
Inkarnit
3 times in a row, the village went against me. We lost all 3.
July 1, 2016 at 3:48 pm
nibbish
I notice that theamazingguru played none of those three games. I choose to credit that.
July 1, 2016 at 3:50 pm
nettiebarron
theamazingguru?
July 1, 2016 at 3:52 pm
Beau
thealmightyguru, he means
July 1, 2016 at 3:56 pm
nettiebarron
And who is that?
July 1, 2016 at 4:03 pm
Beau
Either go and read Werewolves in Harlan County or I believe Dread Pirate and bhiggum would be happy to explain
July 2, 2016 at 6:11 pm
The Dread Pirate
Parish not Justified